So, how’s everyone doing after four days of games? Still early, right? Actually, it’s not early. It’s never early this year. Early took the first train out of the station with your wife and dog. Say goodbye to your life, Early walked off with it. Four days this year is approximately three weeks into a regular season. Four days into the season this year is a cherry and whipped topping into this sundae, and one scoop in there might be chocolate chip mint, which you have to skip because it tastes like sugary toothpaste. One guy whose entire Sunday was chocolate chip mint is Justin Verlander. Sounds like he’s out for the season with a forearm strain, which is usually a precursor for much worse news. Won’t speculate what this means for his career, but if this is the last time he plays, it truly bums me out, even if I never wanted to own him. He was glorious to watch, in and out of the bathroom mirror with Kate. Anyway, here’s what else I saw this weekend in fantasy baseball:

Aledmys Diaz – Hit the IL with a groin strain. Fantasy baseballers suffered similar injuries thinking about Kyle Tucker now playing every day. Well, Dusty Baker’s ensuring blue balls, and started Taylor Jones at DH yesterday.

Lance McCullers – 6 IP, 2 ER, 8 baserunners, 6 Ks. In retrospect, McCullers would’ve been a great February/March draft pick. Shame I didn’t foresee a worldwide pandemic.

Kyle Lewis – 2-for-4, 1 run, 2 RBIs, now hitting third and with two homers this weekend. *dips Kyle Lewis’s head into water, baptizing him* You are now Sweet Lew. May you remain forever blessed, and may we never hear from Lou’s niece who is an attorney, Sue Piniella. Hold on, Sweet Lew is calling my cell. “What’s that, Kyle? You’re better than who…? Babe Ruth? Great, I will pass on the message.” Sweet Lew, we love you!

Matt Magill – 1 IP, 0 ER, as he pitched in the 5th inning. Just like a normie closer. What a shizzshow bullpens are. I put in a FAAB bid on Taylor Williams (1 IP, 1 ER), who got yesterday’s save, but if I’m being honest, I didn’t want to win him.

Carlos Carrasco – 6 IP, 2 ER, 6 baserunners, 10 Ks. Carrasco nasty like Tabasco on toe jam! That’s a compliment. “Everyone knows you gotta go with Frank’s Hot Sauce on toe jam.” That’s Quentin Tarantino. Not sure if I’ve mentioned this, but in April I was growing out my hair into a jheri curl, because I misheard and accidentally thought we were all in Quarantino. Carrasco was even better than his line indicates. He looked back to the pitcher he was before the sidetracking of 2019, which was far from a guarantee at his age (33). Easily holding a velocity of 94 into the 6th inning, and the only real drawback was he was a bit up in the zone.

Jose Ramirez – 3-for-5, 4 runs, 4 RBIs and his 1st and 2nd homer. It’s death, taxes, and “drafters needing their arm twisted to take Jose Ramirez in the 2nd round.”

Brady Singer – 5 IP, 2 ER, 5 baserunners, 7 Ks. Because I’m your “every MLB team correspondent,” I figured you’d want me to watch Singer’s debut, and, have to admit, he looked good. Lots of hooks going “where’d that go” by the hitter, and he was locating with a chef’s kiss. I’ve already picked him up in one mixed league (15 team), and I’m looking to add him elsewhere. A pitcher that hitters aren’t familiar with might have a nice run in 60 games. Long term? Well, long term is a bit optimistic during a pandemic, but he wasn’t that impressive.

Greg Holland – Save on Saturday, as Ian Kennedy pitched in the 6th. With baseball this year, games could end in the 6th and random runners could start the inning on base, so maybe Matheny got confused, but this isn’t a great sign for Kennedy.

Garrett Cooper – Hit the IL with Covid with Harold Ramirez and Jose Urena. That’s after Jorge Alfaro went down with it the other day. Rob Manfred, “To keep the integrity of the season intact, we’re going with a 30-team playoff and whichever team gets to the park first wins the World Series.” So, for fantasy, Monte Harrison should be up on Wednesday and top prospect Jesus Sanchez might get called up too. Plus, Travis Snider was just signed, so I’d say it must be 2009, but I’m reporting on a pandemic, so that doesn’t track.

Jesus Aguilar – 2-for-3, 2 runs and his 2nd homer. Hot schmotato alert!

Zack Wheeler – 7 IP, 1 ER, 7 baserunners, 4 Ks. Being a daddy is agreeing with Wheeler. His sons are the Marlins.

Vince Velasquez – 3 IP, 4 ER. You can throw VV out there, and pretend it’s a W, but it’s definitely not. In totally related news, Spencer Howard appears ready for his 1st major league start on Friday. Pick him up now!

Adam Haseley – 4-for-6, 2 runs, 1 RBI, as he hit leadoff. If that sticks, and he plays every day, and roses are red and violets are blue and if this rhymes, oh em gee:  Haseley.

Carson Fulmer – Claimed by the Tigers so they can pitch at least one Fulmer every day.  Tigers’ manager Ron Gardenhire on the mound, “You don’t seem yourself, Fulmer…” Ron notices something, then pulls masking tape off the back of the uniform, revealing, “Hey, you’re a Farmer! Buck…you!”

C.J. Cron – 1-for-3, 2 RBIs and his 2nd homer. C.J. stands for Cheap Jacks.

Aristides Aquino – 1-for-2, 1 RBI as he pinch-hit, after being recalled on Saturday when Matt Davidson tested positive for Covid. It’s the return of the GGOATOAT! Dot dot dot. To pinch-hit? Why do the Reds refuse to play the GGOATOAT? Is David Bell from Kyrgyzstan? Because they have this weird game with goats I saw on Netflix.

Joey Votto – 1-for-5, 1 RBI and his 2nd homer on Saturday. Ridiculous prediction that I will forget about unless it comes true:  Votto’s winning the Triple Crown.

Curt Casali – 0-for-3, hit a homer on Saturday and has been starting because Tucker Barnhart is on paternity leave. Nine months ago, “Call me *ucker Bonehard.”

Mike Moustakas – Hit the IL when he woke up not feeling well. This sounds like nothing, but not nothing like an undisclosed nothing. Though, you never know if a disclosed nothing is an undisclosed nothing or if a disclosed nothing is nothing nothing. Even more alarming is Matt Davidson had a similar undisclosed nothing that wasn’t nothing. This might be something.

Nick Senzel – Scratched because he wasn’t feeling well. Maybe the Reds and Marlins can go play 60 games and the winner faces the last team to make the playoffs.

Trevor Bauer – 6 1/3 IP, 1 ER, 3 baserunners, 13 Ks as he threw 105 pitches, which is like 300 pitches in a normal year. I’m sure I’m not the first to say this, but Bauer gives some Nolan Ryan vibes, right?

Yu Darvish – 4 IP, 3 ER, 6 baserunners (zero walks), 5 Ks. The command is good, and gives me hope for his next start, but was really hoping his pitching was up to his Twitter game.

Anthony Rizzo – 1-for-4 and his 2nd homer. HR to the Izzo!

Ian Happ – 2-for-4, 3 RBIs and his 2nd homer. Might be the one guy on all my teams that actually came out of the gate hot. Well, besides my baby boos, Lou Bob and Sweet Lew. Big year for Lous. Gonna rename my dog, Lou Lew. He’ll understand.

Corbin Burnes – 3 1/3 IP, 1 ER, 6 Ks. Hoping Major League star, Corbin Burnes, was K-Put vs. him just not being able to throw more pitches (yanked at 75). By the by, that just made me have a thought (uh-oh). This year will be funky, but I wonder if there’s an NL DH next year, it will mean NL starters go deeper because no double switches.

Freddy Peralta – 3 IP, 4 ER. If your fantasy league has an Upside With No Results category, these Brewers starters are excelling.

Steven Matz – 6 IP, 1 ER, 3 baserunners, 7 Ks. Matz, usual 2nd half beast, going beast mode in the 1st half that’s happening in the 2nd half!

Edwin Diaz – 1 IP, 1 ER and his 1st blown save on Saturday. Good to see him in midseason form. Since this led to extra innings, allow the quick rant. “Ya know, this free runner on 2nd base in extras isn’t such a bad idea.” SAID LITERALLY NO ONE! If Rob Manfred likes this batshizz stupid shizz, then he is an alien. Yo, Rob Manfred, you a lizard?

Rick Porcello – 2 IP, 7 ER. How’s the saying go, wherever Porcello goes, there he is?

Mark Melancon – Dealing with back issues. Ugh, I learned your C isn’t hard for what, Melancon? For what, I ask you! Will Smith is set to return to the Braves, so Melancon might be on outside looking in by this time next week. Or he’s the closer. Honestly, all pens are a mess. SAGNOF like you’ve never SAGNOF’d before.

Marcell Ozuna – 2-for-4, 2 runs, 2 RBIs and his 2nd homer. OZUNA feeling good. OZUNA feeling well. OZUNA always confuse which one to use.

Austin Riley – 1-for-4 and his 1st homer. Also, in this game, Dansby Swanson and Ozzie Albies hit their 1st. Now someone unplug Tildaddy, blow in his ear and plug him back in.

Sean Manaea – 4 2/3 IP, 4 ER. I didn’t watch this game, but I heard he was cruising until the end. That’s nice. I was out on Manaea this year, so I see he threw 55 pitches, look askew at his earned runs, and confirm my bias.

Dylan Bundy – 6 2/3 IP, 1 ER, 3 baserunners, 7 Ks. He’s breaking out! Finally! Or not. It’s one start. Streamonator does like his next start though.

Shohei Ohtani – 0 IP, 5 ER. Not going to rub in an “I told you so,” but *looks both ways, whispers* I did tell you not to draft him. Now he’s out for what, two days? Then he returns for a couple games to hit, then pitches again next Sunday? Don’t see the value at all. Sorry, I know he’s “fun” for real baseball.

David Fletcher – 4-for-4, 1 run and his 1st steal, as he hit leadoff. Sonavabench! I don’t know why I had him on my bench. Too many drafts during the shutdown and now I’m scrambling to set my lineups. Also, I was watching the Nats’ game yesterday and saw “DC” in the outfield grass and thought it was abbreviating Dairy Cween, so I am also very stupid.

Mike Trout – 2-for-3, 4 RBIs and his 1st homer.

Chris Herrmann – Signed with the Giants. He/him/herr/mann will prolly take over catching duties, because the Giants tossed the towel in for this season in November, 2019.

A.J. Pollock – 1-for-4 as he returned from paternity leave. The Pollocks welcomed a girl after some early confusion. A family friend told the Pollocks that spitting out a baby is no problem, then Mrs. Pollock tried for a few hours to vomit a baby out of her mouth.

Trevor Gott – 1 IP, 1 ER, and his 2nd save. I got Gott, and worry if I hold him, I’ll really get Gott, but get out now while the Gott’ings good? Gott out of here.

Didi Gregorius – 1-for-4 and his 2nd homer on Saturday. Even if we get a vaccine in time for next season, Didi should wear the mask. Don’t mess with success!

Robbie Ray – 3 2/3 IP, 3 ER. Maybe because the preseason was lengthened by about five months, or maybe because I don’t own him, but Ray’s like the pitching version of Garrett Hampson. Everyone loves these guys in the preseason, then, after a few games, no one can remember why they loved them. If you’re old, you’ll remember Ricky Nolasco had similar vibes every year. We should have a glossary term for this type of player. Please suggest in the comments.

Dinelson Lamet – 5 IP, 1 ER, 6 baserunners, 8 Ks. It’s one start, but we only need ten more just like it, and I’m gonna be so glad I own Lamet in so many leagues.

Garrett Richards – 5 IP, 0 ER, 4 baserunners, 6 Ks. Please, just give me 50 IP from this schmohawk.

Tommy Pham – 0-for-4 but four steals in the 1st two games. I will call him 60-Game Rickey. On the reals, everyone was stealing off the Diamondbacks, they might be a good target to run on.

James Paxton – 1 IP, 3 ER. His mechanics were off, and the Nats played like a garage band. (That makes sense if you don’t think about it.) Paxton’s velocity was way off, and he couldn’t get comfortable. I’m expecting Paxton to hit the IL with a back or arm issue any day now. Hopefully I’m wrong (I’m never wrong).

Gleyber Torres – 3-for-4, 2 RBIs and his 1st homer. I’d say he could prove me wrong this year by hitting homers against teams other than the Orioles, but the Yanks have 57 more gams, and half are against the O’s, Marlins and Red Sox teams, so how bad could he be?

Luke Voit – 1-for-4 and his 1st homer. Voit put a charge into that ball! Voit/Volt, get it? No? Okay.

Stephen Strasburg – Scratched from his Saturday start with a nerve issue in his hand. The nerve was pinched, but straight. If it had been curly, it would’ve been a noive. Nats are saying it’s day-to-day, which is fine-dandy for his handy-hand, but we only have 60 of dem days in the season, so make it snappy, fingers. More ominously, Strasburg said this season was a mess and he wants to think about big picture. If I owned him, I’d be concerned.

Patrick Corbin – 6 1/3 IP, 1 ER, 2 hits, zero walks, 8 Ks. Corbin making them look like Yankee Noodle Dandies.

Trea Turner – 2-for-4, and his 1st homer. Who’s the good boy? Treat Urner!

Sean Doolittle – 2/3 IP, 1 ER as he worked the 7th. I said something this preseason like you might win the saves category in your league with 20 total saves. I might’ve been overestimating what a mess pens would be.

Matt Shoemaker – 6 IP, 1 ER, 5 baserunners, 4 Ks. He was in Friday’s Buy, but he’s really just an own until further notice, because he’s the type of guy (oh, wee, oh) who could have a Cy Young 50-ish IP.

Ken Giles – Out with elbow soreness, and that’s one less person in Buffalo whenever the Jays can actually go to Buffalo. If you’re fishing for saves, grab Bass.

Ryan Yarbrough – 5 1/3 IP, 0 ER, 5 baserunners, 1 K. One strikeout doesn’t exactly inflate the pants tent, but Yarbrough was a sleeper for me back in December (hilarious), and I like him a lot.

Blake Snell – 2 IP, 0 ER, 5 Ks. Blake Snell = high-priced Robbie Ray. Throwing shade like an umbrella!

Ji-Man Choi – 1-for-4, 2 RBIs, as he hit leadoff, and his 1st homer, and 1st career MLB homer from the right side. Ji-Man popped his cherry! Prior, he hit righty just 17 times right-handed in 3,397 career plate appearances, including international play. That deserves a hot schmotato alert! You can get with this or you can get with that, the Choi’s is yours.

Oliver Drake – 1 IP, 0 ER and the save on Saturday. Remind me not to trust Ray’s supposed closers next preseason. Wait, that’s in like eight weeks. I can remember.

Nelson Cruz – 4-for-5, 4 runs, 7 RBIs and his 2nd and 3rd homer. Cruz is first person to lead the majors in homers the same month he was featured on the cover of the AARP magazine.

Jake Cave – 1-for-4, 4 RBIs and 1st homer. Sorry, Clint Frazier, Cave is the best 4th outfielder

Dallas Keuchel – 5 1/3 IP, 2 ER, 3 baserunners, 1 K. Apparently, it’s not impossible to pitch vs. the Twins. I’m farting in your general direction, Lucas Giolito.

Reynaldo Lopez – 2/3 IP, 4 ER. He was grimacing with each pitch, and his velocity was off five to six MPH all game. Someone flag down Dr. James Andrews’s Lamborghini.

Luis Robert – 1-for-3, 2 RBIs and his 1st homer. Trying to suppress “what could’ve been,” but I struggle not to think about Lou Bob having a huge April and having one of the best rookie seasons ever.

Eloy Jimenez – Left the game with light-headedness. Maybe he owns Luis Robert. It’s doing that to me too.

Corey Kluber – Lifted with shoulder tightness. Lifting sounds like exact opposite of what you want to do. I told everyone to avoid Kluber this year. He was not right last year, even after returning from the broken forearm.

Joey Gallo – 1-for-3 and his 1st homer. I fully expect to eat the road skating past Gallo this year.

Trevor Story – 2-for-2, 3 RBIs and his 1st and 2nd homer. I just went over a Brady Singer, but here’s a Story.

Randy Dobnak – 4 IP, 1 ER, 5 baserunners, 3 Ks. Fun fact! Dobnak is a word Mork from Ork says.

Adam Wainwright – 6 IP, 1 ER, 4 baserunners, 5 Ks. Can I stream everyone against the Pirates? Please, Streamonator, I’m asking politely. They’re starting Adam Frazier as their three-hole hitter, and I don’t think it’s sarcastic!

Dakota Hudson – 4 1/3 IP, 4 ER. Okay, stream everyone but Dakota Hudson.

Kyle Crick – 2/3 IP, 0 ER but 4 unearned runs for the early ticker shock. Maybe the official scorer of the game owns Crick in one league. Thankfully, because those Crick runs might’ve eliminated me in all leagues after two games (and Giolito). Related: I’d own Nick Burdi (1 IP, 0 ER) now.

Jose Osuna – 1-for-4, 2 RBIs and his 1st homer. Not much time this year to cyclops with a monocle, but I still am with Osuna. Have been a fan of his bat, and, if he’s hot, then schmotato will carry.

Colin Moran – 1-for-4 and his 1st homer. “Eat it, Chachi,” screamed Moran.

Alex Cobb – 5 1/3 IP, 4 baserunners, 6 Ks. He made the Red Sox look like a bunch of chumps. Get you love drunk from the pitcher’s hump. Red Sox are little chumps. They chumps. Okay, song is catchy though. Streamonator hates Cobb’s next start vs. the Marlins, but I’m streaming everyone this year, and would try that in a few leagues.

Jose Iglesias – 4-for-5, 1 run, 1 RBI. Baltimore’s offense meeting the Red Sox’s pitching — the movable object crashes into the easily moved. A study in movements.

Anthony Santander – 1-for-4, 2 runs, 2 RBIs and his 1st homer. Another movement.

Rio Ruiz – 1-for-4, 2 RBIs and his 2nd homer. That’s two movements! Speaking of which, thinking the move is to stream hitters against all Red Sox and Orioles’ pitching.

Hanser Alberto – 2-for-4, 1 run. Bill Cosby’s alias when getting illegal Spanish Fly was Handsier Alberto.

Kevin Pillar – 1-for-3 and his 1st homer. Red Sox’s offense meeting the Orioles’ pitching — Humpty Dumpty meets an egg cracker.

Ryan Weber – 3 2/3 IP, 6 ER. Boston’s pitching staff this year is pitching in the state of Notworthatwoshits.

 
  1. Sandman says:
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    Great write up!

    Lots of COVID spreading within the MLB. I hope we can finish off this season!!!

    Anyways, Trent Grisham or Bryan Reynolds? Thanks!

    • Donkey Teeth

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      Reynolds for me

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Thanks!

      Yeah, doesn’t sound good

      Grisham

  2. ermahgerd! Bersbhell!

    ‘Sup

    Fun to see the Greatest Team I Ever Drafted get some real games in.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Lucky Dog! Great to see you, hope hot sauce business is doing better than the baseball business!

      • Lucky Dog says:
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        So far so good… No COVID-19 here yet.
        (Knock on Kerry Wood)

        • Grey

          Grey says:
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          Excellent!

  3. Big Magoo

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    Is Rudy a Macho Man fan? Snap into a Slim Jim (Andrews)!

    Nellie was the one guy that I forgot to write up in my offseason OF post around… what? Three years ago? Dude is the new Big Papi. Will rake until he hangs em up.

    Went cheap in the OF and Lou Bob, Happ, and Santander are looking pretty good so far. Going Calhoun over Nick Anderson was the decision that I really struggled with, and isn’t looking good at the moment.

    It’ll be interesting to see what happens with the Marlins and their mini COVID scare. We’ll see how it plays out, but this thing could get messy in a hurry.

    How’s everything with you?

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Who isn’t a Macho Man fan? A…Macho Fan, if you will

      Cruz is UTIL only so we forgive you

      Things are fine, I hope you’re well

      • J-FOH says:
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        I always rooted for George the Animal Steele when it came to the Macho Man

        • Grey

          Grey says:
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          I rooted for Superfly over everyone!

          • jnienow says:
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            Pampero Firpo for me!

            • Grey

              Grey says:
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              Who?

  4. toolshed says:
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    As much as I love having baseball back, I think we are dangerously close to a failed experiment. The word precipice comes to mind. Mlb is teetering on the edge of falling off a huge cliff.

    The Marlins played despite having three players learn Sunday that they’d tested positive for COVID-19, just two days after a fourth player learned of a positive test on Friday. This seems like an outbreak within a team. Their travel back to Miami was halted. The O’s are talking about sitting out in their series with Miami starting tomorrow. The Phillies were potentially exposed to the virus against miami. The reds seem to have an internal problem now with moose & senzel feeling ill after a teammate tested positive. Eduardo Rodriguez has a heart condition that is being linked to covid. These are just a few things I had to bring up.

    I am not interested in opinions of whether they should play or not, but the worst case scenario for mlb is starting to take shape and it could be exponential. I can totally see the plug being pulled on this season as soon as tomorrow. Maybe longer because of the money at stake and the lack of leadership from the commissioner’s office. And also because baseball is the last of any major sport who I’d expect to do something correctly when it comes to maintaining a controlled environment and doing the right thing.

    Even the players that are not infected by covid seem to be getting hurt at a high frequency perhaps because they did not ramp up like normal.

    • Cram It says:
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      That they might have to shut down after they started was always a possibility, if not a probability. If it happens, it happens.

        • Donkey Teeth

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          Yeah, I wouldn’t be surprised if we lose a few teams along the way. The show must go on, billionaires need more money!

        • Grey

          Grey says:
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          Also think the Marlins might just take a few days, and reevaluate — then call up alternate camp guys

          • Cram It says:
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            The Florida jokes are too easy here.

            • William Hung says:
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              I’m surprised I haven’t seen any “they are young athletes and low risk! Let them play!” or those downplaying these positive cases… maybe there’s hope yet that everyone knows how serious this is???

      • toolshed says:
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        O’s and marlins fame postponed

        • toolshed says:
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          Yanks and phillies cancelled

          • Grey

            Grey says:
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            Damn, just seeing this now as I have morning coffee…Welp, this isn’t good

        • Grey

          Grey says:
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          Really? Crap

          • lennydykstraisjustkmisunderstood says:
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            “postponed” at this point plan on reschedule at some point during the 4 game series …time will tell

            • Grey

              Grey says:
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              Hope so!

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      It doesn’t look good right now, toolshed…It will be what it will be

    • Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey says:
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      everybody was quite sure they’re be more injuries (esp to pitchers) with short summer camps. it was mentioned around here often. also pitchers trying to do more than their bodies can handle etc.

  5. Member Berries says:
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    Some observations

    Watched Joe Kelly throw 15 consecutive curveballs then threw back to back 99mph fastballs with movement.

    Giancarlo averaged 470ft on his 2 Homeruns

    Pham’s rated #1 in yahoo with 4SBs while Nelson Cruz 7hits, 7runs, 3HRs, and 10RBIs is good for 14 overall

    Lots of early offense …

    Grey, you need to add your dog to the mets OF cardboard cutout section…I’m blanking on your dog’s name

    I feel like Vince Velasquez pitched slapped me, I should be happy I dont own Verlander or Ohtani. Seattle pitchers did a terrible job at hitting Astro hitters

    Sonavabench Victor Robles on Saturday but got Happs two hrs this weekend.

    I was considering Heineman in a 2 catcher league then laughed at myself. No catcher question but Heineman had some good at bats.

    NBA player got caught going to a strip club. Hilarious! Same player is known for having two girlfriends
    “it was revealed back in 2014 that Lou Will was running the triangle offense with 2 different women — Ashley Henderson and Rece Mitchell — who were cool with him spreading the love.”

    • Big Magoo

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      Nellie’s a stud. Elite power and plate discipline. Age hasn’t slowed him down a bit.

      Happ is ripe for a breakout. Good power, improved contact rate, prime age, now has playing time.

      Any semi-productive catcher is a useful one. Plus anyone named heinie man can’t be all bad…

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Ted! My dog’s name is Ted! Haha

      Triangle offense! HA! That is good

  6. galica says:
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    Grey!!!!

    Outstanding report!

    a. Man, I was shocked by a few things this weekend.

    1. Giolito (what an a$$).
    2. Moose went on the DL, but the shocking part? Hanser Alberto was available in my league!!!??? He’s Moose’s handcuff until Moose is back if at all.
    3. Britton got a save!
    4. Cespedes was available after he homered! Can’t wait for him to make Osich so sick today!
    5. CJ Cron was available!!! And I can’t wait for him to meet Mike Montgomery later today too!

    b. MLB quote of the day for July 27, 2020.

    ‘Tension is the greatest curse in sport. I’ve never had any tension. You give the best you have – you win or lose. What’s the difference if you give all you’ve got to give?’

    Charles Albert ‘Chief’ Bender. Major league pitcher during the 1910s and 1920s. Bender tied a record by pitching three complete games in a World Series (1911). Born in Crow Wing County (MN), his name in Ojibwe was ‘Mandowescence’ meaning ‘Little Spirit Animal’. He preferred to be known as a pitcher rather than an Indian, so that’s how we’ll remember him too. In that way we should probably remove the Chief part too (stupid me).

    His 162-game average was…

    18-11, 2.46 ERA, 29 GS, 22 CG, 259 IP, 227 H, 95 R, 71 ER, 61 BB, 147 K, 2.29 FIP, 1.113 WHIP, 0.1 HR9, 2.40 K/BB

    Hard to single out his best year. For example, he had a 1.58 FIP and 3.58 K/BB in 1909, he finished 22nd in the MVP voting in 1913, he had an .850 winning percentage in 2014 (17-3) and led the league with a 1.7 BB9 in 1912.

    Cheers,
    Ante

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      A. 1. He crushed my soul
      2. Nice!
      3. Yup!
      4. There ya go!
      5. Nice!
      B. This is a great quote!

  7. Taylor Sims says:
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    Benintendi, Buxton, Braun, K.Lewis, A.Garcia, Happ

    > pick 4

    • Big Magoo

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      Beni, Buxton, Lewis, Happ

      Lewis and Happ have breakout potential and Beni and Buxton have elite talent

    • Donkey Teeth

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      Agree with Magoo. But ready to move on from Happ quick if he has a couple 0-fer games…

      • hondo says:
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        Or if he sits vs lefties.Can’t have anything nice.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Agree with others

  8. Tom Emanski says:
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    It’s so freaking nice to have these back, Grey.

    Glossary suggestion:

    Coyote Sucky

    I’m old enough to have woken up with Nolasco on my arm a couple times after a drunken preseason of hype

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Nice! Will put it on the list!

  9. Duda Want to Build a Snowman? says:
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    Hey Grey! Some weekly lineup Qs for ya:

    1. Need to start 3 of these pitchers + already have 3 closers in my lineup for the week. Which 3 you starting?

    Lugo ($16.6 – 11th best pitcher this week per son!)
    Griffin (2 starts, As and Astros – $12.3)
    Daniel Hudson (now in line for saves I assume $4.4)
    Burnes (v STL – $2.3)
    Giolito (@CLE – only $2.2)
    Strip (@ARZ – -$1.1 – I like strip a lot more than this…)
    Nate Pearson (@Nats, not in SON yet)

    2. With A Chapman getting his first negative covid test on Saturday, would you start Daniel Hudson over Britton for the week?

    3. Tron says C Walker (4 @dodgers, 2 @Texas, 1 @padres)…over Berti (4 against BAL, 3 v WAS) or Riley (4 against TB, 3 v NYM) this week. Do you agree?

    Thanks again!

    • Donkey Teeth

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      1. Giolito, Canning, Pearson for me

      2. I’d stick with Britton for one more week

      3. I’d go with Tron there unless you need steals, then Berti…

    • Grey

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      Agree with DT

  10. Dong Show says:
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    Grey! Man is it good to have these recaps back. What is your take on Hosmer’s hot start and do you think he’s truly changed his swing to join the revolution of flys?

    The aside to that question is should I be overreacting and cutting Evan White for Hosmer in my Dynasty league (10 teams) if I’m a top 3 contending team and 1b is by far my weakest backup position (I have Bell as primary).

    Hope you have a great one Grey and thanks in advance!

    • Donkey Teeth

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      I’d keep White for a week and see if he gets anything going

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Agree with DT

      You too!

      • Dong Show says:
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        Thanks Gents! Appreciate it and that’s logical. Hell I hope we have baseball in a week after today’s news. This just sucks

        • Grey

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          Yeah, same

  11. Darren says:
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    A few “Steaminatir hates his next start” comments there. Well Streaminator hates everyone’s next start! I know there’s a note that Rudy dropped everyone’s IP 10% that might explain it, but tough to find streamers right now.

    • Grey

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      Yeah, it’s not easy when they’re cancelling games too

  12. Sam says:
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    Need a Covid replacement… Aguilar, Aquino, Grisham, or kike?

    • Donkey Teeth

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      Aguilar for me. Assuming he isn’t one of the 20 Marlins with COVID. Also assuming the Marlins season isn’t cancelled.

    • Grey

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      I’d try Grisham

  13. Schewnami says:
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    SHET =Spring Hopes, Eternally Tank

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Knocked it out of the park! I will add to list, but you’re in lead

      • The Great Knoche says:
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        This is the winner.

        • Grey

          Grey says:
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          Agreed

  14. erad says:
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    I own and start 5 shortstops – I might have a problem

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Nah, SS are good!

  15. Chris says:
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    10 team H2H points league

    Alex Wood or Dylan Bundy moving forward?

    • Donkey Teeth

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      Bundy for me

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Agree with DT

  16. Kruk_Ain't_An_Athlete says:
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    Colin Moran – Eat it Chachi! …took a second to get the reference – and I used to watch Happy Days. Then I had to Google Joanie/Erin Moran. Talk about a depressing Wikipedia read…terrible sad story ending in her death from cancer.

    I’ll take a flier on Spencer Howard. Who would you drop?

    5×5 roto INN, ERA, WHIP, K, Sv+Holds

    Bassitt, Buehler, Carrasco, Glasnow, Heaney, D.Duffy, and Lynn.
    M.Barnes, D.Castillo, C.Green, and Kwang Hyun Kim.
    (start 9 – bench 2)

    • Donkey Teeth

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      Eh, could try Howard over Duffy. More upside with Howard for sure.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Haha, sorry you went down that rabbit hole!

      Agree with DT

      • Kruk_Ain't_An_Athlete says:
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        No problem, thanks DT and Grey!

        • Grey

          Grey says:
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          No problem

  17. Kruk_Ain't_An_Athlete says:
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    I dropped C.Hernandez for Nick Madrigal to start at 2B. Tell me they are gonna bring him up. (checks box score and starting 2B Leury Garcia goes yard TWICE Saturday…)

    Talk me off the Madrigal Ledge.

    Keep him, right?

    David Fletcher and his 4-4 with a swipe is hard to resist…along with FAs like Galvis, Goodrum, A.Cabrera, Flores, and guys that might have 20 SBs like Shed Long and Profar.

    • Donkey Teeth

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      Guessing Madrigal is up later this week

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Agree with DT