by: Son
I used to take daily walks around the hood. [Looks down at belly] Yeah, that was in a time far, far away. Anyways, during those saunters, I’d walk past this house that had a huge tree in the front yard. I’d glance at the beauty in passing, but never stopped as if admiring a painting […]
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by: Son
Hyperbole much, Son? I’ve been prone to dabble in the bole from time to time, but it’s fun to slap the knee, especially in the land of the free, don’t you agree? Now, when I first saw the Grand Canyon, I immediately assumed the position on my hands and knees. Visiting Japan and experiencing the […]
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Why do chicks like the long ball? Is a hot dog called a hot dog when it is no longer hot? If I run to first base after ball four, is it still considered a walk? These questions were troubling me as countless hours of meditation produced nothing, so I did what any normal human […]
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I’ll never forget the day. There she was with her hair fluttering in the wind. She eclipsed the sun so that rays wrapped around her body with effervescence. The smile melted my soul. It was love at first sight. Except it wasn’t because she, of course, had a boyfriend. And then another. And….you get the […]
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France has given us the Statue of Liberty. Oui oui! Croissants. Bon appetit! The Louisiana Purchase. Buy low, sell high! Location, location, location! And Ty France of the San Diego Padres. Peu importe… Ty France was born in Downey, California, but the France name is of French origin, so a great, great, great, something something […]
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I am Sam. I am Sam. Sam-I-An-tonacci. That Sam-I-An-tonaaci! That Sam-I-An-tonacci! I kind of like that Sam-I-An-tonaaci! Do you like speed with a sprinkle of power? I very much do like them, Sam-I-An-tonacci. I like speed with a sprinkle of power. Would you like them here or there? I would like them here and there. […]
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Recently, I played in a home poker game with some parents from my son’s school. Yes, the son of Son. The boys went out roaming the neighborhood and ended up Ding Dong Ditching. Back in my day, a homeowner would open the door and channel their inner Walt Kowalski and yell, “Get off my lawn!” […]
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When I decided to write up this piece, my mind immediately went to Rocawear. Roc…Joc…Yes, I’m a simple, simple man, but there are levels to the simplicity. Plus, I always get nostalgic about the late 90s, which was the golden age of hip hop. Anyways, Rocawear was huge back in the day. Maybe not Timberland’s […]
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All I could think about when researching for this piece was….. Maybe I’m just a huge Boyz II Men fan. I am, but I started tearing up a bit that a player I have loved so much may be done, kaput, finished, expired. Ok, hyperbole much? Well, I am Korean so the drama flows through […]
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I lived Fast and Furious before Fast and Furious. But I was never Dom, Brian, or Han. I was just some extra in the way, way background, standing and watching while my Civic was parked around the block; a Civic that was modified with rims, springs, exhaust, and other accessories, but no NOS, roll cage, […]
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Back in 2023, citizens of Planet Earth rubbed the eye boogers away, got up, stretched, and touched grass as the World Health Organization officially declared the end of the COVID-19 pandemic. Playing Civilization, I’d chuckle when I’d lose population and get the “Global Pandemic” notification – “This shit is so unrealistic!,” I’d voice to my […]
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Up is down. Left is right. Good is evil. Perspective is often everything in life, except that pants with zipper pockets are essential. There is no other acceptable answer. Last in your fantasy league standings? Turn it upside down. Voila! Hate how you look in the mirror? Turn around! Terrorist or freedom fighter? Depends on […]
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