After a long two months the season is finally over. Maybe it’s me but this season seems like it just got started. Oh wait, that’s right this season is 60 games and about as filling as a Big Mac 20 minutes after you eat it. Don’t worry Grey and yours truly are back for one more week as we run through the player awards for 2020 Fantasy Baseball based off of the Razzball Player Rater. So don’t yell at us if you don’t like it, blame our robot overlords. We talk the good, the bad, the odd, and the Luke Voit. It’s a cornucopia of takes! It’s the final Razzball Fantasy Baseball Podcast of 2020!
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Patreon Podcast: Grey Impresses with Impressions
September 28, 2020 | 2020 Fantasy Baseball, All Podcasts | Leave a commentby: Donkey Teeth
Razzball Patreon members receive our weekly podcast where Grey cackles about the funniest news stories we’ve found over the past week, plus you get that warm fuzzy feeling of supporting your favorite fantasy sports site in all the land.
We have a special treat for you this week on the Razzball Patreon Podcast! The not not new takes somewhat of a backseat on this episode as Grey shows off his vocal range with top notch impersonations of Richard Nixon, Bill Clinton, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Robert Deniro, Al Pacino, Christopher Walken, Marlon Brando, Leonard DiCaprio and Sean Connery. Billy adds in his great impressions of Trump, Obama, Bush Sr. and Ross Pero for good measure, as well as a hilarious new character: “Timid Don Corleone.”
But of course the name of the show is still, “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Not News,” and this weeks outrageous stories will not disappoint either, including the man who saved a half eaten Richard Nixon BBQ buffalo sandwich for 60 years, a ban on pooping on New York City subways and Australian courts rule that employees may now use the toilet and drink water while at work—how progressive. Tune in now for all the laughs and Albright cackles you can handle by signing up for the exclusive Razzball Patreon Club for only $5/month!
Please, blog, may I have some more?It’s an annual tradition unlike any other, it’s the Razzball Way Too Early Top 25 For 2021 Fantasy Baseball. That’s right, Grey Albright, FML, and yours truly, work our way through the top 25. There’s some surprises and I try and make a silly case for Michael Conforto. Hey, what can I say I’m out of touch with reality. Another riveting conversation with plenty of Grey “cackles” for the masses. It’s the latest episode of the Razzball Fantasy Baseball Podcast
Please, blog, may I have some more? Patreon Podcast: 7 Pints of Urine a Day Keeps the Doctor Away
September 21, 2020 | All Podcasts | Leave a commentby: Donkey Teeth
Grey has begun releasing his weekly buy/sell articles one day early to all of our valued Patreon members so you can get that extra leg up on your competition! You’ll also receive our weekly podcast laughing about the funniest news stories we can find, plus that warm fuzzy feeling of supporting your favorite fantasy sports site in all the land.
World famed comedian Billy Hurley returns for his 15th show with Grey Albright and Donkey Teeth. Penis stories were sparse in this week’s not not news, but there was plenty of pee. A German man was in the news this week for his unorthodox alternative health practice of drinking 7 pints of his own urine each day which allegedly keeps him from ever getting sick. Then, Grey is intrigued by a Japanese haunted drive-thru where ghosts and zombies attack your car. But the highlight of the show is an Alaskan dentist who’s going to prison for 12 years for performing dental work on a hoover board. We round out this week’s not not news with a feel good story of the tortoise who went missing for 74 days, only to be found 1/8th of a mile away from home. So buckle up and grab a frosty pint of urine as you listen to this week’s episode of I Can’t Believe It’s Not Not News!
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Fantasy Baseball Podcast: Tell ‘Em Cactus Jack Sent You!
September 16, 2020 | All Podcasts | Leave a commentby: Ralph Lifshitz
We’re back for another week of fantasy baseball with the Cactus Jacks of the baseball world. We may not have a burger at McDonald’s yet, but we do have insight in the final weeks of the season to help you win your league. We talk a lot of end of season tactics (STACK CARDINALS) and the dive into some 2021 would you rathers. It’s a full episode of love, laughter, and light. You might just move to India after this podcast is finished. Just remember to tell them “Cactus Jack Sent You”.
Please, blog, may I have some more? Patreon Podcast: New Razzball Writer AbraHam Bacon
September 14, 2020 | All Podcasts |by: Donkey Teeth
Grey has begun releasing his weekly buy/sell articles one day early to all of our valued Patreon members so you can get that extra leg up on your competition!
If it’s not news then you won’t hear about it on I Can’t Believe It’s Not Not News with Grey Albright, Billy Hurley and Donkey Teeth. On this week’s show we discuss a woman who called the police over a piece of meat she bought at Save A Lot which she suspected might be a human penis—it wasn’t. Then a lock of Abraham Lincoln’s hair goes up for auction which gives Grey the brilliant idea to clone Honest Abe and employ him to write for Razzball. Later, a tourist in Thailand grabs a docile tiger’s testicles for a selfie opp and a New Zealand boy has a lego piece lodged in his nose for two full years. Find links to all of this week’s stories below!
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Please, blog, may I have some more? Fantasy Baseball Podcast: Are These Guys Still Good?
September 8, 2020 | All Podcasts |by: Ralph Lifshitz
“Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today”. Wise words for us fantasy baseballers (sup Ms. Albright) these days. Whether that be cutting bait with dead weight or moving on from a star who is under-performing. This season is a sprint and you gotta do what cha gotta do. This week we dig a little deeper and look under the hood of a handful of under-performing stars to determine whether this downturn in production is a blip or signs of larger concerns to come. Who do we discuss? Well, you’re just going to have to listen. We then follow that discussion up with quick hitters on some of the top rookies in 2020, top wavier wire ads, and players who got the call over the last week. It’s an action packed episode of the Razzball Fantasy Baseball Podcast.
Please, blog, may I have some more? Patreon Podcast: Marble Cutting Board? No, That’s Wood!
September 7, 2020 | All Podcasts |by: Donkey Teeth
Grey has begun releasing his weekly buy/sell articles one day early to all of our valued Patreon members so you can get that extra leg up on your competition!
On this week’s show, I Can’t Believe It’s Not Not News is back for your weekly dose of wacky news from around the world. First, a college student orders a marble cutting board off Amazon, only to find a vivid sketch of a penis drawn on the board (here’s the link to the penis cutting board story if you’d like a visual). As you might guess, Billy and Grey have plenty of thoughts about this young ladies’ cutting board fortune.
Next, a homeless Florida man lives in a luxury suite at the Tampa Bay soccer stadium for two weeks before being discovered by the cleaning crew. Then, KFC suspends their “Finger Lickin’ Good” slogan which prompts Billy to come up with a few alternative slogans for the chicken empire and Grey gets caught up on Colonel Sanders’ fake valor. All of this, plus a surprise visit from Billy-Ivan and the first ever appearance from Billy the Penis Arm Guy. Tune in now for all the laughs by signing up for the exclusive Razzball Patreon Club for only $5/month!
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MLB Player Interview: Zac Veen, OF Colorado Rockies
September 4, 2020 | All Podcasts | 2 Commentsby: Brent
Zac Veen (@veen_zac) top OF prospect with the Colorado Rockies joins the show. We find out what his workout routine has been like during Covid, what draft night was like, if he prefers Disney or Universal, and much more!
Please, blog, may I have some more? Fantasy Baseball Podcast: The Trade Deadline And Grey Tells His Ron Jeremy Story
September 1, 2020 | All Podcasts | 4 Commentsby: Ralph Lifshitz
Yes, we are back for another week. Yes, we have a Grey Albright “True Hollywood Story”. BUT… You’re going to have to make it to the end to hear it. We did not spend the pod this week discussing the disgraced and disgusting former Porn Actor. No, instead we talked about baseball. Boring? Perhaps, but far more family friendly. Grey and yours truly take a look at all the players swapping teams during yesterday’s deadline and the days leading up to it. We talk Mike Clevinger, Starling Marte, Jonathan Villar, and all the other big names moving zips over the last week. It’s a quick and dirty run down before Grey launches into the quickest and dirtiest story in the history of this podcast. That includes asking Jose Canseco if “Madonna wanted his sperm.” Tune in from end to end to fully appreciate the randomness of this historical event.
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