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by: Grey
What if we stop messing around and get down to straight biznasty? Kyle Stowers (4-for-5, 5 RBIs and his 6th and 7th homers, hitting .226), what’s the deal with that young fella? Toast or toast with the image of Wayne Huizenga in a Marlins cap? Butter or butter melted over Wayne’s face? Still good or […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? by: Grey
Mariners decided to do a little switcheroo with their starters. They said every Mariners starter will rotate through and have piggyback days through the All-Star break. My 1st pitcher drafted is now an Opener? Oh man, this sucks. I blame Luis Castillo. He threw such a hissy fit the Mariners figured the only way to […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful It’s another trip into the musical time machine for today’s lede. There lived a certain man in Tampa long ago He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow Most people look at him with terror and with fear But to Tampa chicks, he was such a lovely dear […]
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by: Dan Pants
MisIO’s latest update makes history starting with faster speeds, increased efficiency and introducing warped eye guy emoji. I hate to do another Mis lede but he just keeps making history, it’s my journalistic duty, my hands sweaty, dirty, grubby and tied! Milwaukee Brewers Ace slash heartthrob slash Disclosure Day alien slash AI-generated starter Jacob Misiorowski […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? by: Grey
The Tigers are pound-for-pound a mess, and that is embodied by Colt Keith (2-for-4, 2 runs, 3 RBIs), as he had a slam (1) and legs (3). First home run and 3rd steal feels kinda unreal. On the Player Rater, we have how much value a player has had over the course of the season […]
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Just got a haircut and they accidentally cut out a piece of my brain, so bare with me [removes pants, Cancel Police break down door] That’s supposed to be bear with me! I realize that now! So, Drew Rasmussen never be fussin’. I will give you an example of this: Yesterday’s line of 7 IP, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful It’s shaping up to be a lovely June afternoon, so let’s get right to it. Jacob Misiorowski’s Saturday start against the Rockies, IN COLORADO, went a little something like this: 7 IP, 0 ER, 4 H, 3 BB, 8 Ks. What are we even doing here? I could write 8000 words […]
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Yesterday, Arlington played like it never plays. Like a hitters’ park. Well, it played that way for the Rangers, at least. Jacob deGrom (6 IP, 0 ER, 5 baserunners, 6 Ks, ERA at 3.18) had no problem. Took him 260 starts and 13 years to get 100 wins. This was win 101, and now he’s […]
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Logan Webb finally returns to the ace pitcher you drafted. Or so you thought! Were you thinking that? I don’t know what you’re thinking. Hold on, let me mind meld with you. [pinches temples, wavy lines indicating I’m now inside your mind] I can now read your mind. You are thinking, “Me so dwunky on […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! It’s June first! And I see a lot of sun out there! It’s almost that time to step back and assess our fantasy baseball squads to see what we need to shake up before summer arrives. But speaking of seeing the sun, it’s been one heck of a ride for the […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Washington Nationals third baseman slash former Rays top prospect slash pride of the Australian Outback slash heartthrob Curtis Mead had two hits Friday night including his eighth home run, a 2-run shot that gave the Nats the lead in the first. The 26-year old Aussie is now slashing .244/.360/.496 with 22 RBI along with three […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Cristopher Sanchez had a May. Oh, did he have a May. Yesterday, he went 7 IP, 0 ER, 6 hits, zero walks, 9 Ks, ERA at 1.47. That brings his May totals to 39 IP, 25 hits allowed, three walks, 45 Ks, 0.72 WHIP and a 0.000000000000000000 ERA. Scoreless. Cristopher Sanchez now has five consecutive […]
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