Braves Clinch As Spicy T. Mahle Stays Hot

Atlanta Braves starting pitcher slash deadline acquisition slash heartthrob Tyler Mahle continued his dominant run Friday night with a scoreless six inning outing, allowing just four base runners (three hits) and striking out six Astros to clinch the Braves’ spot in the postseason. It was his seventh win of the year, and fourth win with […]

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Brewers Dry-Hop, Mash, And Bottle Up Reds

by: Dan Pants

The Brewers asked the baseball world to hold their beers on Friday night while they brewed up a blowout, and switched from pounding beers to pounding the Cincinnati Reds to the tune of a 20-0 shut out on twenty-three hits, and four home runs. This was somehow Milwaukee’s second twenty run shut out this year […]

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Jared’s Got Me Jones’ing For A Breakout

September 5, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 18 Comments

by: Dan Pants

Pittsburgh Pirates pitching prospect powered past six pristine innings putting on a powerful performance as he piled up nine punchouts! Is that too long for a headline? I really went full stop into the alliteration there, I’m so sorry, let me try again. Bucs heartthrob Jared Jones allowed just four base runners Friday to pick […]

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Wacha Wacha Is No Joke But Royals Get Last Laugh

August 29, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 5 Comments

by: Dan Pants

Kansas City Royals starting pitcher slash journeyman slash heartthrob Michael Wacha pitched a real gem Friday night going eight innings allowing just four hits and striking out ten Cleveland Guardians for his eighth win of the year. Don’t laugh, Fozzy, this is vintage Michael Wacha Wacha, the only thing funny here is that the Guards […]

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Red Sox, Tolle, Turn A’s To Ks For More Ws

August 8, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 33 Comments

by: Dan Pants

The Red Sox cannot be stopped. Nine straight! Twenty-seven of the last thirty. The team that looked destined for the dregs of the league has somehow clawed its way into something that feels less like a season and more like a baseball myth being written as we watch. And maybe the most beautiful part is […]

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Cam Records 12 Strikeouts In Come To Jesus Luzardo Meeting

July 25, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 10 Comments

by: Dan Pants

New York Yankees starting pitcher slash Ace slash heartthrob Cam Schlittler faced off against the Phillies led by Ace Jesus Luzardo Friday night and put together what was likely his most dominant outing of the year, going seven and a third innings, allowing just three hits and striking out twelve Phillies for his tenth win […]

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Nats Declare A’s Home Field A Nationals Park

July 18, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 39 Comments

by: Dan Pants

The Nats declared the A’s home field a Nationals Park Friday after Washington scored a franchise-record 23 runs on 21 hits and handed the lowly Athletics their tenth straight loss. With a score like 23-4, Nats seem more than ready for football season. Same Nats, same. How early is too early to draft Kyle Pitts. […]

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Chicago Cyclist Tristan Peters, Spins To Win

July 11, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 23 Comments

by: Dan Pants

Chicago cyclist spins to win Friday night as the A’s wheels come off. White Sox outfielder slash rookie slash heartthrob slash former professional Banana baller Tristan Peters discovered a newfound love for cycling Friday night going 4-for-4 hitting for the cycle, and adding four RBI in a historic performance that was central to his team’s […]

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KC Takes The L To South Side For Royal Beatdown

June 27, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 25 Comments

by: Dan Pants

The Chicago White Sox shredded the Royals like Italian Beef on Friday night, as Kansas City took the L to an absolute slug fest. In a historic win, it was break out star first baseman slash heartthrob Miguel Vargas who got the blowout started with his 18th home run a three run bomb that sparked […]

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Imai Need Tatsuya Do That Again

June 20, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 17 Comments

by: Dan Pants

The Japanese takeover of Texas continues! Houston Astros starting pitcher slash import slash heartthrob Tatsuya Imai turned in his best start of the year Friday night, going six innings, allowing just three earned runs and striking out eleven for his fourth win of the year. Imai let you finish, Kanye, Imai also tell you I […]

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Complete-ly Mis-erable

June 13, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 42 Comments

by: Dan Pants

MisIO’s latest update makes history starting with faster speeds, increased efficiency and introducing warped eye guy emoji. I hate to do another Mis lede but he just keeps making history, it’s my journalistic duty, my hands sweaty, dirty, grubby and tied! Milwaukee Brewers Ace slash heartthrob slash Disclosure Day alien slash AI-generated starter Jacob Misiorowski […]

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Wrigley Field’s Hot Dog Vendor Calls Awaken Sleeping Giants

June 6, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 25 Comments

by: Dan Pants

There’s literally nothing like a sweet summer Friday afternoon at Wrigley Field in Chicago, where the ivy glows green, the breeze drifts through the stands, and time seems to move at the pace of the game. The famous hot dog vendors screaming louder than the neon relish on the dogs they’re hawking. And as the […]

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Braves Clinch As Spicy T. Mahle Stays Hot

Brewers Dry-Hop, Mash, And Bottle Up Reds

Jared’s Got Me Jones’ing For A Breakout

Wacha Wacha Is No Joke But Royals Get Last Laugh

Red Sox, Tolle, Turn A’s To Ks For More Ws

Cam Records 12 Strikeouts In Come To Jesus Luzardo Meeting

Nats Declare A’s Home Field A Nationals Park

Chicago Cyclist Tristan Peters, Spins To Win

KC Takes The L To South Side For Royal Beatdown

Imai Need Tatsuya Do That Again

Complete-ly Mis-erable

Wrigley Field’s Hot Dog Vendor Calls Awaken Sleeping Giants