by: Dan Pants
Cincinnati Reds rookie outfielder slash heart throb slash ketchup billionaire Rece Hinds hit the first grand slam of his career Friday night going 1-for-3 at the plate with two runs scores and this spicy 397 foot grand salami! Have a day, rook! The Rece Piece is now slashing an insane .474/.500/1.211 through his first five […]
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Sound the fantasy alarm, the Nationals are set to call up hyper-uber-mega prospect slash outfielder slash your newest obsession James Wood on Monday and he hit two doubles and drove in three runs Friday night for a nice little preview of what’s to come. After dealing with a hamstring injury at the end of May, […]
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Tampa Bay Rays outfielder slash hearth throb slash not-the-brother of Brandon slash master platoon extraordinaire Josh Lowe continued his hot hitting with his fourth and fifth home runs Friday night off Luis Ortiz going 3-for-5 with four RBI and leading the Rays to their third win in a row. The first tank went over 400 […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Cincinnati Reds corner infielder slash former Tiger slash former Cub slash former National (guy gets around) Jeimer Candelario continued his best Kyle Schwarber June mash-fest impression on Friday night going two for five with a two-run home run to extend the Reds lead en route to a win. Jeimer now leads all major leaguers with […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Luis Matos walked so Heliot Ramos could run. Remember Luis Matos? He had 16 RBIs in five games then disappeared off the face of the Earth. Well, he actually went 2-for-22 first, THEN vanished. Anyway, Matos is old news as Heliot Ramos is making the headlines now in the Bay, he was three for five […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Boston Red Sox rookie outfielder slash shortstop slash influencer slash heartthrob Ceddanne Rafaela was two for four Friday night with his sixth and seventh home runs and five RBI. The first shot was a 3-run 359 foot ding dong into the monster that put Boston ahead 4-1. But one was so much fun, Ceddanne thought, […]
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Pirates rookie starting pitcher slash phenom slash heart throb thrash Livvy Dunne’s boyfriend Paul Skenes followed up his much anticipated debut last week with an even more impressive outing going six hitless innings, allowing just one walk and striking out 11 Cubs for his first career win, but definitely not his last. Skenes was absolutely […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?This ain’t no Taj mirage, sports fans, Tampa Bay Rays former top pitching prospect slash heartthrob Taj Bradley is finally back and made his season debut Friday night against the New York Yankees pitching six strong innings allowing just six base runners (four hits, two walks) and striking out seven. Hopes were high for Bradley […]
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The San Diego Padres make a major big boy move on Friday acquiring Miami Marlins second baseman and back-to-back batting champ Luis Arraez. Luis batted .354 in 147 games in 2023 and .316 in 144 games in 2022. The .354 was the highest season average for a player since 2010 and my dude holds an […]
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The NFL Draft was not the only spectacle taking place in Detroit this weekend, Seth Lugo was putting on his own dazzling performance at Comerica Park pitching seven strong shut out innings allowing just five base runners (three hits) and striking out nine Tigers for his fourth win of the year. And now the Atlanta […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Holy Cowser! Baltimore Orioles outfielder and heartthrob Colton Cowser continued to hit all the baseballs Friday night providing the only offense for the O’s going 2-for-3 with a home run, double, and a walk. The breakout bird is now slashing an insane .481/.500/1.037 with a 1.537 OPS through just 27 at bats, with three homers, […]
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Milwaukee Brewers rookie second baseman slash heart throb Oliver Dunn was 2-for-4 with his first career home run and steal. Have a day, rook! Bernie is hypppe! It’s Oliver Dunn time. Not to be confused of course with famed LSU gymnast Olivia Dunne aka Livvy Dunne, who’s name I’m admittedly only mentioning for the SEO, […]
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