by: Dan Pants
Spencer Schwellenbach was brilliant Friday night notching his first win of 2025 going eight innings allowing just two hits and striking out 10 Marlins! His back MUST be swelling after carrying his team like that! I say carry like the Braves didn’t score 10 runs with 16 hits. Still! Spencer has been one of the […]
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Aaaaand we’re back! I heard they were doing another season of baseball throwing and hitting. They might add robot umpires and new AI generated players in addition to Ohtani. Also, all the Yankees are gonna have big bushy beards, the A’s are homeless squatters who play for the peanut shells you discard mid-game and Kate […]
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Colton Cowser aka the Milkman delivered Friday night with twin bombs, first, this shot to centerfield and then a second in the sixth inning to extend the Orioles lead to seven runs! Holy Cowser! It’s his second multi-homer game of the year and he extended his hitting streak to five games, hitting .417 with a […]
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Tampa Bay Rays former highly touted prospect slash first baseman slash Mexican WBC hero slash heart throb Jonathan Aranda hit his second home run in three days and third of the year Friday night and has been smoking every baseball he sees over the past week. Now batting .318 in the past week with the […]
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The New York Mets won their eighth straight Friday night behind Mark Vientos book ending the game with his 23rd homer, a 2-run shot in the first inning, and capped it off with a walk-off blast in the 10th inning for his 24th bomb of the year. That bat flip tho. Yes, chills! He ended […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?The Washington Nats are set to call up top prospect slash phenom slash heartthrob slash outfielder Dylan Crews for Monday’s game against the Yankees. Yes, this luxury Crews is finally porting at Nationals harbor. Why do the Nats keep announcing their call ups three days in advance? Is it to give him extra time to […]
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Nationals outfielder slash heartthrob slash wait-he-did-what Alex Call came through for Washington with a walk-off single in extra innings for Nats. Jesse Winker who is right! Call also scored the game-tying run in the 8th inning and is now batting a real sweaty .459 (17-37) since being re-Called to the big league roster. Through those […]
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San Francisco Giants starter slash lefty slash reigning Cy Young slash second half savant Blake Snell notched his first win of the season Friday night and it was a doozy! Snell masterfully no-hit the Cincinnati Reds, the first no-hitter of his career and third in the MLB this year. Dude was dominant throughout, allowing just […]
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The Baltimore Orioles made a huge stride in bolstering their starting pitching staff Friday trading for Rays starter Zach Eflin. About Eflin time! Eflin has struggled with consistency all season long with an unsightly 4.09 ERA, 1.16 WHIP and underwhelming 87/13 K/BB, but there have been flashes of the pitcher we saw in 2023 (3.50 […]
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If the plural of “yippee” is now Yepez then Washington Nationals first baseman Juan Yepez is giving Nats fans a lot to cheer about lately. The former Cardinal carried his hot streak from pre-break to post-break with a monster game Friday night going 2-for-4 with a 3-run home run to extend Washington’s lead to six […]
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Cincinnati Reds rookie outfielder slash heart throb slash ketchup billionaire Rece Hinds hit the first grand slam of his career Friday night going 1-for-3 at the plate with two runs scores and this spicy 397 foot grand salami! Have a day, rook! The Rece Piece is now slashing an insane .474/.500/1.211 through his first five […]
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Sound the fantasy alarm, the Nationals are set to call up hyper-uber-mega prospect slash outfielder slash your newest obsession James Wood on Monday and he hit two doubles and drove in three runs Friday night for a nice little preview of what’s to come. After dealing with a hamstring injury at the end of May, […]
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