Pirates Win By Any Skenes Necessary

Pirates rookie starting pitcher slash phenom slash heart throb thrash Livvy Dunne’s boyfriend Paul Skenes followed up his much anticipated debut last week with an even more impressive outing going six hitless innings, allowing just one walk and striking out 11 Cubs for his first career win, but definitely not his last. Skenes was absolutely […]

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Gladly Add Bradley If You Need Pitching Help Badly

by: Dan Pants

This ain’t no Taj mirage, sports fans, Tampa Bay Rays former top pitching prospect slash heartthrob Taj Bradley is finally back and made his season debut Friday night against the New York Yankees pitching six strong innings allowing just six base runners (four hits, two walks) and striking out seven. Hopes were high for Bradley […]

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Padres Looking For ArraEZ Fix

May 4, 2024 | 2024 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 42 Comments

by: Dan Pants

The San Diego Padres make a major big boy move on Friday acquiring Miami Marlins second baseman and back-to-back batting champ Luis Arraez. Luis batted .354 in 147 games in 2023 and .316 in 144 games in 2022. The .354 was the highest season average for a player since 2010 and my dude holds an […]

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How Low Can Lugo

April 27, 2024 | 2024 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 26 Comments

by: Dan Pants

The NFL Draft was not the only spectacle taking place in Detroit this weekend, Seth Lugo was putting on his own dazzling performance at Comerica Park pitching seven strong shut out innings allowing just five base runners (three hits) and striking out nine Tigers for his fourth win of the year. And now the Atlanta […]

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Cash Cowser

April 13, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 59 Comments

by: Dan Pants

Holy Cowser! Baltimore Orioles outfielder and heartthrob Colton Cowser continued to hit all the baseballs Friday night providing the only offense for the O’s going 2-for-3 with a home run, double, and a walk. The breakout bird is now slashing an insane .481/.500/1.037 with a 1.537 OPS through just 27 at bats, with three homers, […]

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Oliver is a Dunn Deal

April 6, 2024 | 2024 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 20 Comments

by: Dan Pants

Milwaukee Brewers rookie second baseman slash heart throb Oliver Dunn was 2-for-4 with his first career home run and steal. Have a day, rook! Bernie is hypppe! It’s Oliver Dunn time. Not to be confused of course with famed LSU gymnast Olivia Dunne aka Livvy Dunne, who’s name I’m admittedly only mentioning for the SEO, […]

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Dodgers Have Ace Up Their Sleeve as Bobby Miller Holds All the Cards

March 30, 2024 | 2024 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 20 Comments

by: Dan Pants

Aaaaand we’re back! And just in case you were concerned the Dodgers weren’t loaded with enough weapons to make Jack Reacher blush, an Ace break out could be upon us as second year starting pitcher Bobby Miller put on an absolutely filthy display Friday night, dominating the St. Louis Cardinals to the tune of six […]

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Judge Hot, Lest With Three Be Judged

September 23, 2023 | 2023 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 4 Comments

by: Dan Pants

Reigning MVP and big toe ligament injury spokesperson Aaron Judge plead his case to himself on a historic Friday night where went 4-for-4 with 6 RBI and he hit his 33rd, 34th and 35th home runs. Sweet sassy molassy! Oh right, I forgot he can do that. Which one do you think was the prettiest? […]

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Too Giolito Too Late

September 16, 2023 | 2023 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 23 Comments

by: Dan Pants

Chicago White Sox, no–umm, Anaheim Ang–wait, Cleveland Guardians pitcher Lucas Giolito (finally) looked like his old self Friday night dominating the Tejas Rangers through seven shut out innings, allowing just three base runners (two hits, one walk) and striking out a career high 12 for his eighth win of the year. He entered the game […]

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Add NoJo for Some Fantasy Mojo

September 9, 2023 | 2023 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 10 Comments

by: Dan Pants

Colorado Rockies rookie (aka a “roockie”) outfielder slash first baseman slash heartthrob Nolan Jones was two for four Friday night with a solo home run, his 15th bomb, along with his 13th steal of the year. He also added a RBI double in the ninth inning–cause he clutch like that! In San Francisco, they serve […]

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Mazel Tovar

August 19, 2023 | 2023 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 7 Comments

by: Dan Pants

Ezequiel Tovar continued his breakout rookie campaign Friday night at Coors going 2-for-4 scoring three runs and hitting his 14th home run adding three RBI. The two-run shot started a big night for the Rox, who put up five runs on the hapless White Sox in the first inning alone. We call that the ET […]

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Jon’s Comeback Hits Like A Singleton Of Bricks

August 12, 2023 | 2023 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 9 Comments

by: Dan Pants

Former Houston Astros top prospect and Compton’s own Jon Singleton hit his first home run last night since July 29, 2015. That bat flip says it all, folks. The only other Astro still on the team in 2015 was Jose Altuve. That’s 8 years and 13 days between home runs, only Jake Peavy had a longer […]

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Pirates Win By Any Skenes Necessary

Gladly Add Bradley If You Need Pitching Help Badly

Padres Looking For ArraEZ Fix

How Low Can Lugo

Cash Cowser

Oliver is a Dunn Deal

Dodgers Have Ace Up Their Sleeve as Bobby Miller Holds All the Cards

Judge Hot, Lest With Three Be Judged

Too Giolito Too Late

Add NoJo for Some Fantasy Mojo

Mazel Tovar

Jon’s Comeback Hits Like A Singleton Of Bricks