by: Grey
Baseball, like a flower, blooms in the spring. They also share equally effusive PR people. Just the other day I read about how a petunia’s branches gained 15 pounds and was in the best shape of its life. I wonder if it’s on the same diet as Zac Veen. Sure, it’s always good to look […]
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‘Member the days when I told you that you needed to draft a top 1st baseman and you shouldn’t look for sleepers at this position? Don’t remember? Prolly for best, leave more room in your brain to remember excuses for why you don’t exercise. Previously, I’d tell you to go to my top 20 1st […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Jurickson Profar was busted for PEDs once? Oops. Busted twice? You gotta be joking, who do you think you are, ARod? You’re not even a power hitter, what are you trying to do? C’mon, man! You seem legit like a dummy. I have no sympathy for Jurickson Profar, after having all the sympathy in the […]
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Here, friend, are some catchers that I will be targeting at my 2026 fantasy drafts after the top options are gone. I’m not going to get into the strategy of punting catchers. Been there, half-drunkenly wrote that during the Ottoman Empire. Click on the player’s name where applicable to read more and see their 2026 […]
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Hesitant to say any pitcher was overrated for reasons. One big reason is in my 2026 fantasy baseball rankings, where it has the starter rankings, it says pretty clearly which pitchers to avoid and which pitchers to draft, so by writing that you’d — I’d, at least — would hope that you’d understand which pitchers […]
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Outfield is a funny position this year. It’s deep if, and this “if” is the size of the entire galaxy plus other galaxies that you don’t even know about, let’s call a galaxy you don’t know about the Nilky Way. It’s not the Milky Way galaxy, it’s another galaxy called the Nilky Way where planet […]
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This isn’t about Pete Crow-Armstrong and his hair. A pic of that: That is reason to not draft him, I’ll grant you that, but, no, it’s not why we’re here. It’s also reasonable to wonder if that hand on his back is the Thing from Addams Family with its nails done. It’s not, as far […]
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Alas, we’re taking the ol’ metaphorical SlapChopper to Mookie Betts. One of the more predictable overrated posts of the last decade. If I wrote a Cal Raleigh overrated post this year, it would be more predictable, but my thoughts on drafting any catcher early is, “Why tho?” Be thankful, you didn’t want to read 700 […]
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Welcome back to another year of “Did I rank this guy low enough to signal to you how much I don’t want to draft them? No, I didn’t, did I? Hmm, why is it only Michael Harris II’s ranking truly shows how much I don’t like a guy?” Here’s me thinking I’m The Overrated Whisperer: […]
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Jordan Westburg is dealing with a partially torn UCL. “Don’t worry,” a fantasy baseball ‘pert once said, “There’s a few mid-level 2nd basemen and 3rd basemen to draft.” Another fantasy baseball ‘pert said, “There’s no fretting but fretting itself,” he said misquoting FDR like he was a 1950’s Southern woman. Now, that guy who is […]
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So, I drafted this team prior to the news on Francisco Lindor and it’s a draft and hold. Okay? Say okay! Tell me it’s going to be okay! No? It’s not okay? Fine! Thanks for nothing! That’s all right, I prefer to be playing from behind. Yes, that’s the ticket, said like Jon Lovitz. It’s […]
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The best 2026 fantasy baseball team is the friends we made along the way. Also, the title is hyperbole. What was I gonna say, “The Mostly Kinda Good Fantasy Baseball Team?” You’ll get over your scoffing, you freakin’ scoffer! This is the best 2026 fantasy baseball team that I can put together when drafting from […]
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