by: Grey
After the Justin Crawford fantasy outlook, I did pause — literally, I froze right where I was for five hours — and decided I need to do some sexy eh-eff prospects. Enter: Bubba Chandler. P to erhaps, the most exciting, sexy eh-eff prospect. Sure, he might win three games out of 25 games started for […]
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Can I be honest with you? I can? Ooh, ain’t you a real sweet’ums! Letting little ol’ me be honest with big bad you! Who do you think you are? I can be honest with whomever I want to be! How dare you police my honesty! A real God complex on you! Okay, so, if […]
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First, a bit of trivia, Travis Bazzana is from Australia. That’s not the trivia. Nope! It gets better! In Australia, you might be aware of this, but everything is done by boomerang. Their GrubHub, their mail, their car valets, everything. You attach a boomerang to the item and send it away from you, then eventually […]
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As mentioned in the Nolan McLean rookie outlook, he is better than Jonah Tong. Eat a D, Tong! Haha, got his ass. [intern whispers] Oh, I’m hearing Jonah Tong is good too. Well, yeah, dur! That’s why we’re here! So, Itch wrote up his top 10 Mets prospects and there he said, “Tong’s four-seam fastball […]
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Here’s what I said when he was called up, “Am I the only one mad that MLB teams hold back their rookies, manipulating their service time? The funny thing about my anger when it pertains to baseball is that dissipates by the time I’m into the next sentence. What was I mad about out again? […]
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Prolly the biggest, “If this guy has everyday at-bats, how is he not the top rookie?” of the current 2026 fantasy baseball rookie series, and that he made the Guards’ postseason lineup begs the question, “Why wouldn’t Chase DeLauter have everyday playing time from Jump Street?” Well, he’s a lefty so I doubt he sees […]
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In the top 10 Mets prospects list, Nolan McLean was ranked first, there Itch said, “McLean might actually be a little closer to Lincecum than Tong in terms of stuff and approach to the game. His is more or less a ‘let’s see if you can hit this’ style of pitching, featuring nasty stuff that […]
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Guys. Comma, Comma, Comma. I went over a lot of these rookies already. All right, let’s get what I’ve said previously, “Giants lost Dom Smith, and had an opening at 1st base for Bryce Eldridge, so Frank Voila! Here he is! Kinda wild that Dom Smith would block anyone. Is that the Dom Smith who […]
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Here’s what Itch said in his Reds top 10 prospects list, “The 32nd overall pick in 2022, Sal Stewart enjoyed a breakout season in 2025, slugging more than .500 for his first time as a professional. At 6′ 1″ 224 lbs. with plus plate skills, he’s always had latent power that could make him a […]
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Listen up here, boys and six girl readers, this is your first foray into 2026 fantasy baseball, so you might want to sit yourself down before you catch a cold. In 2026, Imma be talking like a southern star of yesteryear so you best get used to it, ya hear? You betta, ya heard? Meh, […]
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We’ve gone over the final 2025 fantasy baseball rankings for hitters and the top 20 starters. This is different than Final Fantasy rankings where you rank Final Fantasy 1 thru Final Fantasy 15. That’s hardcore nerd shizz! This is simply fantasy baseball — we’re softcore nerds like Emmanuelle is to porn. So, there’s no more of these godforsaken […]
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All the final 2025 fantasy baseball rankings for hitters are done. For those that skipped today’s title, this starts the top 20 starters for 2025 fantasy baseball. This is NOT for next year (caps for those who can’t read titles; supposedly it’s easier to read caps, I have my doubts). This is a recap. Will these […]
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