by: Grey
Braves are hilarious. You think I was kidding all of those years and fifteen thousand references to the Shroud of Touki. You thought I just made up this mythical jacket that one Braves’ starter would wear each year that made them great out of nowhere. There was no truth to it? Explain how prior to […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Trey Yesavage will open season on the IL with a shoulder impingement. That’s the worst kind of after-dinner mint! Listing from best to worst: 1. Thin Mints 2. Those white candy mints that have the jelly in the middle that they had in a wheelie thing at diners. 3. There’s no 3. 4. Melted puddle […]
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Today concludes the fantasy baseball sleepers‘ portion of our program. Like the 3rd basemen to target, 2nd basemen to target or outfielders to target, this post is necessary. You need to target the right names at the end of the draft for starters. As I always say, starters are available later. As with other target […]
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We (me) have gone over the catchers sleepers, 1st basemen sleepers, 2nd basemen sleepers, shortstops sleepers, and 3rd basemen sleepers, because I have to do everything around here! Look at me, throwing shade like a beach umbrella! That makes sense…if you don’t think about it! That’s what I want my bumper sticker to say, “That […]
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Excuse the exposition and this clunky intro into the aforementioned exposition, but here’s the catchers to target, 1st basemen to target, 2nd basemen to target, and shortstops to target. These 3rd basemen to target are being drafted after 200 overall. Hopefully, you drafted Jose Ramirez or Maikel Garcia or Manny Machado already, because, otherwise, you’re […]
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Last year I learned it’s better to come in 2nd than 1st. I was leading for most of last year but tripped in September and finished in 2nd. At first, I felt defeated, but the longer I sat with my 2nd place finish, the more I realized that 2nd place is first place without being […]
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This Sunday I take part in the Tout Wars draft. Wish me luck! I’m kidding. I don’t need luck. I need someone else to draft my team for me. Oh, I know, the Fantasy Baseball War Room! So, do you not know the Fantasy Baseball War Room? Well, you should. It’s the most important fantasy baseball […]
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While the 2nd basemen to target is a necessary evil like changing your underwear. This post, well, have you seen the top 20 shortstops for 2026 fantasy baseball? Dude, why did you not draft one of the glorious top top TOP guys? Did you show up late to your draft because they required you to […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Hunter Greene is the best person you ever dated. The one that got away. Not necessarily, hot and crazy while they’re keying your car. They were, like, super awesome. You guys used have a ton of fun, and your friends would be like, “How’d you ever snag them?” And you’d say wistfully, “I don’t know.” […]
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Psst! This post is gonna list 2nd basemen that you should target in your 2026 fantasy baseball drafts. I’m whispering because you don’t want everyone to see this post. No, I can’t whisper louder, then it WOULDN’T BE WHISPERING! Okay, gig’s up (or maybe that’s jig’s up), the love I’m about to reiterately (Made Up […]
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This is a 12-team mixed league auction. Last year’s LABR team was: C: Jonah Heim – $2 C: Hunter Goodman – $1 1B: Vinnie Pasquantino – $11 2B: Luis Rengifo – $5 SS: Gunnar Henderson – $36 3B: Junior Caminero – $16 MI: Ezequiel Tovar – $11 CI: Jazz Chisholm Jr. – $27 OF: Yordan Alvarez – $31 OF: Lawrence Butler – $20 OF: Steven Kwan – $7 OF: TJ Friedl – $1 OF: Parker Meadows – $1 UTIL: Lars Nootbaar – […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Baseball, like a flower, blooms in the spring. They also share equally effusive PR people. Just the other day I read about how a petunia’s branches gained 15 pounds and was in the best shape of its life. I wonder if it’s on the same diet as Zac Veen. Sure, it’s always good to look […]
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