Top 100 Starting Pitchers – Somebody Tolle-d Me

August 10, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, Top 100 Starting Pitchers | 37 Comments

Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! “Well, somebody Tolle-d me that you had a boyfriend”? Uh, hey Las Vegas rock band “The Killers”, I wouldn’t necessarily call Payton Tolle a boyfriend, but if you said that I had a Fantasy Baseball mancrush? Well, that’d be a tough one to argue. And, dearest reader, I don’t know what […]

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Ambulance Chasers: Wood Strain, No Gain

August 7, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Injury Report | 3 Comments

by: keelinbillue

Hello, Razzball Friends! This week is the first week we are really hitting our “out for the season” announcements in stride. Some call being out for the season “la petite mort”. By some, I mean no one calls it “la petite mort” because that’s a French idiom that serves as a euphemism about orgasms. What […]

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Top 100 Starting Pitchers – Tarik-fied Tigers Fans Thrown Into A River Of Sadness

August 3, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, Top 100 Starting Pitchers | 20 Comments

by: MarmosDad

Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! And to think I was a bit worried about which lede to run with today. “Tarik Skubal has been traded” pic.twitter.com/ePvfQLylue — Talkin' Baseball (@TalkinBaseball_) August 2, 2026 Well, the big story of this trade deadline is one that already wrote itself. And the Tigers fans who were Tarik-fied to lose […]

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Buy The Lesbian Wash Towel Set (Her-Her)

July 31, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 150 Comments

by: Grey

The Heriberto Hernandez buys started on July 10th, when I said, “If you prorate–[Mr. Prorater skydives through my ceiling, legs crashing through, but getting stuck] Damn it, Mr. Prorater! “Sorry, I misjudged the angle. Prorated it at 45 degrees. Anyway! Heriberto is a 30/15 hitter in a full season of at-bats. Wow! Now, can you […]

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Top 100 Starting Pitchers – The July-est Cease-er: He Came, He Saw, He Conquered

July 27, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, Top 100 Starting Pitchers | 21 Comments

by: MarmosDad

Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! Can you hear that rustling in the bushes? Yep. Those bushes. Right over there. If you look closely, you can see the shining, beady eyes of MLB GMs crouched and waiting to pounce on unsuspecting sellers as they shop their pending free agents and “non-bargain-priced” talent. Well, it might be a […]

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I Am Serious And Stop Trading Mead/Early

July 26, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 248 Comments

by: Grey

Late Saturday night, the Red Sox traded Connelly Early to the Nats for Curtis Mead. Check out Curtis Mead’s trade tree: Curtis Mead was traded from the Phils to the Rays for Cristopher Sanchez. Oofa! Who says the Rays always get the best side of a trade? Next up, Mead went to the White Sox […]

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Every Zeroes Has Its Thornton

July 21, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 165 Comments

by: Grey

Click-clacking on a calculator that converts a Mets’ starter ERA into an ERA for a starter on another team, and this calculator is built like an old typewriter for some convoluted reason. Licking finger to smudge out a typo and getting my finger on the ribbon spool and ink all over hands. Manually, sliding the […]

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Top 100 Starting Pitchers – In Like A Lambert, Out At, Like, A Trade Dead-Lion?

July 20, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, Top 100 Starting Pitchers | 11 Comments

by: MarmosDad

Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! If there’s one good thing about only having 4 days since our last update, it’s that it didn’t give me much time to piece together a new trade offer to send yet another fan favorite out those MarmosDad Fantasy Baseball saloon doors. But I’ll tell you one thing. If I rostered […]

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Points Leagues: July SPaRP Ranks

July 20, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Points Leagues | 5 Comments

by: Latch-Key Kid

We are back! The All-Star Break is over, the airlines finally managed to get me back home, the World Cup is on its way to Spain, and we can now turn our attention fully back to the greatest sport in the world. Specifically this week, we shift our focus from the overall rankings from last […]

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Two-Start Pitcher Rankings, 7/20 – 7/26

July 19, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers, Fantasy Baseball Two-Start Pitchers, Two Start Fantasy Starters, Two Start Starters | 5 Comments

by: Andy_p

Happy Post All-Star Break Razzballers! Dylan Cease will be the SP1 this upcoming week, coming off a dominant showing in the All-Star game. The nine pitch walk to Freeman was a good battle, but the three punchies to Schwarber, Soto, and Abrams displayed his dominance. Cease currently has a 2.56 ERA with a 1.13 WHIP […]

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Time Off For Addictive Behavior

July 12, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 148 Comments

by: Grey

Holding hands to eyes, sun blinds me, I turn back and call into the house, “Ma, how long is this break without baseball? Ma?” I realize now that I’m not emerging from my mom’s house. I’m emerging from a bunker. I had been in there longer than I imagined. I pick up a newspaper to […]

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Waiver Wire Week 17, Part 1: Pre All-Star Waiver Wire

July 11, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Head-to-Head Leagues, Fantasy Baseball Streamers, Featured | 12 Comments

by: The Real Joey Bart

This is the most unique week throughout the fantasy season. Most leagues split this period into two weeks due to the All-Star break. That doesn’t mean anything from a waiver wire perspective, though, because the waiver wire never sleeps. It’s actually an important time to keep an eye on it when many fantasy managers are […]

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