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The Mets are ladened in Grimace. Oozing from their pores is that giant purple nutsack’s charisma. They have imbibed the Grimace Shake and are juiced to the gills. With that said, I was really impressed by DJ Herz. He dazzled up my goggles like a sweaty Kurt Rambis in a sauna. There’s only two starters […]

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Maybe I’m jhuvenile but Jhonkensy Noel has me jhonking my nose in laughter. Jhonkensy? I ain’t Jhonkensy ’round these parts since the tennis courts closed in 2018. Excuse me, sir, my Jhonda’s jhorn stopped Jhonkensy’ing, and I am a very aggressive driver so I really need my jhorn to Jhonkensy. So, the Guards called up […]

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Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! It’s been a week since the 2024 Father’s Day chaos, and the dust is starting to settle in MarmoVille. According to Alice Cooper, school’s almost out for summer, and we’re headed to the mid-point of our MLB season. What better time to get ourselves ready for a beautiful beach scene? I […]

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Gerrit Cole made his 2024 debut last night going 4 IP, 2 ER, 4 baserunners, 5 Ks and throwing 62 pitches–Hold on, someone is ringing my phone. “Hello? Kyle Bradish just underwent successful Tommy John surgery with an internal brace procedure? I thought it wasn’t Tommy John if it’s an internal brace, right? You don’t […]

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Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! I had a couple of flashy ledes all set to go this week. Michael King’s 12-strikeout performance. Walker Buehler’s barf emoji after barf emoji of starts. Heck, even Kyle Bradish’s slow slide into IL oblivion was considered. But, then, I got hit with a big “WHOA!” I realized that with a […]

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“There is ample evidence that the public is getting a wee bit tired of all these ‘pitchers duels’,” wrote The Washington Post’s Bob Addie in late-1968. So after the season, MLB officials lowered the mound to 10 inches and shrank the strike zone to its modern size. Cool, after this year, let’s lower the mound […]

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Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! There were many starting pitchers that fantasy managers were “draggin’’” throughout the draft season. (High Fives are optional for that one). With an ADP of 48, Chris Sale was certainly dragged in early Spring. Shota Imanaga at an ADP of 71? Yep. Bigtime drag. Sure there were more than a few […]

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