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Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! We’re officially in the final week of August, which means it’s a good time to check in on our AL Cy Young Award odds (according to the ESPN odds tracker). Let’s get something out of the way first: Cam Schlittler is having himself a fantastic year. But why put your hard-earned dollars […]

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Corbin Carroll had two of Arizona’s FIFTEEN hits last night as the D-Backs did their best impression of the worst hosts in baseball with a 9-0 thumping of Nick Lodolo and the Cincinnati Reds. The Snakes were biting in Arizona as Gabriel Moreno (2-for-5, 1 RBI, 5th SB), Geraldo Perdomo (3-for-5, 2 R, 1 RBI), […]

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Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! It was a tough headline to figure out this week.  I came very close to running with a Reid Detmers breakdown, especially after his 11-strikeout manhandling of the Royals on Saturday night. But the more I thought about it, the clearer it all became. It was time to get Pfaadt. And, […]

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If there’s one universal Cubs’ voice, let’s imagine them singing their version of this old 80’s classic: “You know I love you (you know I love you), you know it’s true (you know it’s true) It’s up to you, Clay, now what have I got to do? Don’t hold me up, Holmes, don’t waste my […]

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Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! “Well, somebody Tolle-d me that you had a boyfriend”? Uh, hey Las Vegas rock band “The Killers”, I wouldn’t necessarily call Payton Tolle a boyfriend, but if you said that I had a Fantasy Baseball mancrush? Well, that’d be a tough one to argue. And, dearest reader, I don’t know what […]

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Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! And to think I was a bit worried about which lede to run with today. “Tarik Skubal has been traded” pic.twitter.com/ePvfQLylue — Talkin' Baseball (@TalkinBaseball_) August 2, 2026 Well, the big story of this trade deadline is one that already wrote itself. And the Tigers fans who were Tarik-fied to lose […]

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It was a night for juiced baseballs at Tropicana Field last night…But I suppose someone told the Tampa Bay Rays they weren’t allowed to use them, too. The South-Siders from Chicago rolled into St. Petersburg and rolled through one of our favorite marshmallow tossers, Nick Martinez (6 IP, 6 ER, 7 H, 0 BB, 2 […]

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Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! Can you hear that rustling in the bushes?  Yep. Those bushes. Right over there. If you look closely, you can see the shining, beady eyes of MLB GMs crouched and waiting to pounce on unsuspecting sellers as they shop their pending free agents and “non-bargain-priced” talent. Well, it might be a […]

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Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! If there’s one good thing about only having 4 days since our last update, it’s that it didn’t give me much time to piece together a new trade offer to send yet another fan favorite out those MarmosDad Fantasy Baseball saloon doors. But I’ll tell you one thing.  If I rostered […]

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Happy NOT Monday, Razzball faithful! Maybe it’s because this is happening on a Thursday, and my entire vibe has been thrown off, but I have a confession to make. And it’s a doozy. Oh. Oh no. Did your favorite Razzball Starting Pitcher writer really do the unthinkable? Retire from his lengthy career to spend more […]

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Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! It was a busy weekend in MarmoVille for your Top 100 Starting Pitcher writer.  For the record, the photoshopped picture turned out WAY BETTER than the AI version did. And, yes, I’m representing the brand as well. Human interaction for the win! If anyone caught my Saturday morning stand-in for Dan […]

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The first week of July brings a weekend of organized chaos in MarmoVille!  After this morning’s back-to-back baseball practices for the Marmo-lets, we’re headed off to Buffalo to catch a night of fireworks and Cosmic Baseball at Sahlen Field tonight. Then, we’re back at it tomorrow with a Weird Al show on Sunday in Niagara […]

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