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by: Grey
The good news is the top 20 outfielders for 2024 fantasy baseball are better than the top 20 3rd basemen. The unfortunate news is, if you had a five-outfielder league, you need at least 60 of these guys in a 12-teamer, and, by the time we get through 40 in our next post, we will […]
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Bo Bichette (2-for-5, 1 RBI) was activated from the IL. He only missed two and a half months with a calf strain. His season-long numbers are four homers and five steals, while hitting .220. Bo knows garbage. Bo knows how to be the biggest bust in history. Bo knows stats that most players put up […]
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by: MattTruss
Happy Player’s Weekend, everyone. I’ll be honest, I didn’t realize these had stopped, but apparently it’s been a few years. Makes sense, something fun that people enjoy and grows the games, showing the player’s personalities needs to be kept in check. We’ve got ten minutes to shave off games and forcing pitchers to throw at […]
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Junior Caminero was called up. Here’s what I said last year when he was called up: “Vroom, vroom, get in my Caminero!” A guy who is wearing an 18-karat, Italian horn around his neck going over the Brooklyn Bridge. vs. “Vroom, vroom, get in on Junior Caminero!” A guy pushing the glasses back off the bridge […]
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Look at that mountain Look at those trees Look at that Bum over there, man, did that ex-Giants pitcher retire? Trout’s down due to his knees Look at these Schwarbombin’ There ain’t nothing like ’em nowhere Kyle Schwarber‘s 4 hits (we love it) Kyle Schwarber three dongs (we love it) 25th, 26th and 27th homers (we […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?There’s never been more data for anything at our fingertips than what there is for us right now. Between this preponderance of data and the increasing competence of machine learning, there’s nothing we feel we can’t predict. Take the weather, for instance. While it’s an easy joke to fall back on that it’s just a […]
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A haltingly groggy voice, “I’m so proud of my son, Hunter,” says Joe…..Greene! C’mon! What Joe did you think I was going to say? “Hunter really knows how to avoid the crack,” Joe stammers, “Of the bat.” Joe Greene again! C’mon! Yesterday, Hunter Greene went 7 IP, 0 ER, 5 baserunners, 7 Ks, ERA at […]
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“B. Rey and Jack Suuuuuwin, and we’re here to…Hey, can you give us a little more bass? That’s better! Hey, we’re J. Suuuuuwin and B. Rey, and we’re here to say…Hey, this is going to be hit, right? Boom! Bit! Because all we do is get hits. Olestra gives us the shits! Us and Rowdy […]
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It was an unstoppable force (the Grimace Mets) meets an immovable object (Rowdy Tellez – 2 for 4, 2 HR, 5 RBI, 2 Runs) in the box Friday night in Pittsburgh and Rowdy held his ground knocking two dingers including a grand salami. Also double donging in this one was Brian Reynolds (4 for 5, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Hope everyone had a great 4th! And, if not, because of a fireworks mishap, I hope you had an appropriately-sized piece of a hot dog nearby to act as a tourniquet. For the 4th of July, I put on water wings, floated in my kiddie pool, got 3rd degree sunburns and drank Rolling Rocks while […]
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by: Professor P Rich
Warning: If you do not take the time to review tonight’s slate, you will get burnt. DraftKings has 13 games lined up and there are not a lot of good pitching options. There are always plenty of good hitting options, but it’s much trickier than it normally is. There is no team that stands out […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Chris Sale (7 IP, 1 ER, 5 baserunners, 11 Ks, ERA at 2.79) is a Hall of Famer. Yes or no? Don’t think about it. No googling. Say your peace out loud so only you can hear it. What did you say? Yes? Then you’re right. If you said no, you’re wrong. His career stats […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?A little birdie told me our 2024 Fantasy Baseball subscriptions are live. The little birdie also said it includes our Draft War Room. You really wanna lose in a fantasy baseball league to a little birdie? Would be kinda embarrassing, tbhhttps://t.co/1ag7IFSYS0
— Razzball (@Razzball) January 8, 2024
