Greetings, RCLers! Razzball has decided to move the Razzball Commenter Leagues from ESPN to Fantrax this season, and I’m here to show you around the place. I’m Nathan Dokken and I not only write for Fantrax, I have been playing on Fantrax for many years. It’s definitely a little different than ESPN, but once you know your way around I think you’ll find it to be a great platform for fantasy. So come on in, take off your shoes (and those JNCO jeans…you’re embarrassing yourself), put on your adventure cap, and let’s take the tour!Please, blog, may I have some more?
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If you’re like me most days, you’re sitting in your car beneath an underpass and writing ALF fan fiction, but today we have a different type of fantasy for you to engage in. No, not your fantasy where it’s you and that girl from high school in a tub of Alphabet Soup and you write her a love letter on her back in noodles! This is a fantasy baseball fantasy! Because you know what would be really cool? If you could join a fantasy baseball league that was against, like, 1000 other fantasy baseball teams. But not a 1000-person league, where people are trying to figure out who the back-up third baseman is on the Single-A Astros affiliate, the Corpus Christi Amscrayers. No, this is a 12-person league designed so you compete against eleven other people in your league, then 90 other leagues of twelve. That would be cool. Oh, wait, we’ve done that. It’s called the Razzball Commenter Leagues, and they’re back, and you don’t even have to be a commenter to join it! For a limited time only, get your loved one a fantasy baseball league! That’s right, your hearts go pitter-patter or you’re dead on the inside (my condolences). Since back in June when you abandoned your fantasy baseball team because it was totally sucking and you returned to your cubbyhole of leftover Chinese food and Teddy Grahams, you’ve longed for this day. As Bob Marley sang, this is your redemption song, mon. Or womon, for our five girl readers. It’s time again to join some fantasy baseball leagues!Please, blog, may I have some more?
Hello again Razzball Commenter Leagues friends. As the title indicates, there are changes afoot in the RCLs for 2018. No, Grey will not be changing your socks for you, but that hole in your toe is pretty big, you should throw those out. Instead we are moving our host site from ESPN to Fantrax. That change is 100% happening and we here at Razzball HQ are pretty excited about it. Where ESPN had no shizzes (shizzi?) to give, Fantrax has plenty of shizz to give. Fantrax is first and foremost a fantasy site, not a cable company owned by a mega-corporation that happens to host some fantasy leagues. This means better service for the players and a better experience all-around. If if there was a problem, yo, they’ll solve it, check out the hook while my customer support rep revolves it. I’ve been in touch with Tim Wagner of Fantrax plenty since the announcement and he welcomes any and all feedback you all might have. In fact, the worse the better. These guys are really looking to make this a great experience for everyone, so let’s hear it. Along with this move comes the chance to shake things up in the RCLs a bit. Click below and you’ll see a survey magically appear in the article space. There you can vote on such RCL issues as the number of DL spots, a moves limit or the hotly debated GS vs. IP limits. You can also pipe up if you’d like to play the RCLs for cash. Vote now or forever hold your gripes. We don’t want anyone to be blindsided when RCL sign-ups begin so do us a favor and tell your friends. Thanks for taking the time to make your voices heard.Please, blog, may I have some more?
Welcome Razzball Commenter Leagues friends to the preseason edition of the RCL update. I can’t wait to get leagues kicked off in 2018. Football just doesn’t satiate me the way fantasy baseball does and we have lots of excitement around the RCLs this year, as you’ll see in a moment. I’m not sure if this makes me sound like a total old fart or not, but in 2017 I discovered there’s a lot of great content on YouTube. Pre 2017 I would only jump on YouTube to figure out how to do something on my vehicle, my lawnmower, my generator or some other small motor around my house that needed fixing. One of my favorite finds of 2017 was/is the VlogBrothers YouTube channel, specifically the videos posted by John Green. I’m a big fan of his books and discovered the channel while searching out a pre-order of his latest work. A recent post of his was about a concept presented to him by his therapist. The idea was to write a letter to yourself at the New Year stating what you will be leaving behind in the previous year and what you will be bringing to the coming year. That inspired me to do something similar with this first RCL post. There are some big changes coming to the RCLs this year and Razzball is looking for your input. So, click below and see what we’re leaving in 2017 and what we’re bringing to 2018. Make sure to cast a vote as we’ll be catering the RCLs to your wants and needs. How cool is that? Very!Please, blog, may I have some more?
So I took a catcher with my first pick in the draft. I’m not one to bury the lead, plus you’re intrigued, no? Whether you stick around to understand my point of view or to ridicule me, you stick around the same. So before we go into my wild dynasty adventure, why don’t I do you the courtesy of explaining what exactly I’m talking about. The Rotowire Dynasty Invitational!!! It’s in the title, stupid. In case you were wondering what any of those words mean. First it’s not a Golf Tournament, though I hear Green Jackets could perhaps be involved. It’s actually a new dynasty league organized by the fair, handsome and illustrious James Anderson of Rotowire. Dynasty lesson numero uno muchacho, always talk about your commissioner in glowing terms. When you finally sucker some poor schlub into sending you Mike Trout for a washed up prospect, a back end of the rotation arm, and a kid with a name you can’t spell, who can’t legally buy tobacco products in Utah, you’re going to need that guy. So James approve my trades, I’ll say nice things. Deal? Moving on, this is a 20 team dynasty league organized by Mr. Anderson and comprised of some of the top names in prospects, dynasty, and just fantasy in general. Also the guy that played George Washington in Turn: Washington’s Spies. Don’t worry, I refer to him as “The General” 100% of the time. Anything less would be uncivilized. Plus little known fact, George Washington is my spirit animal. We both have wooden teeth!Please, blog, may I have some more?
What a year! What a league! What can I say about the Razz30 that hasn’t already been said about the worst parts of Detroit? We’re a tire on fire rolling down that steep hill road in San Francisco that I’m too lazy to google the name of. The year with this bunch was so many things, electric, distracting, all consuming, infuriating, and eye-opening. Did you know that Tentacle Porn is a thing? Like pornography with women and (I’m hoping) phony octopus (octopi) and the like. My skin is crawling even thinking of this, but that’s what this band of ragtag misfits provides. Constant amazement. Stomach turning sharing aside, this group known as the Crabs are a family like no other. Mostly because it’s a bunch of 25-45 year old men on the internet talking about tentacle porn. Normal families don’t do that. But still we’re way more than a fantasy league. We’re a source of constant entertainment for one another. Each serves their place in the well balanced environment. But at the end of the day we’re one damn good fantasy league. That is, if you like super deep rosters, constant chatting, Game of Thrones, and highly technical gooch maintenance. In today’s post we’ll cover our usual shenanigans, and the exciting last two months of league play. We had an exciting stretch run (not really), and MLB style head to head playoffs, where the Cleveland Indians emerged victorious. Before we get started, CLAWS UP!!!Please, blog, may I have some more?
Well, that’s a wrap on the Razzball Commenter Leagues everyone. Twenty-six weeks down and now we have twenty-six more until the start of next year’s fantasy baseball season. It’s perfect symmetry, because fantasy baseball is the perfect fantasy sport. Speaking of perfect, Returning Champ went near perfect on us in route to an overall Championship. This ties for the second highest finish in RCL history with Rank Railheads of 2012 Championship fame. Returning Champ really rakes it in, winning themselves a $250 Best Buy gift card! More importantly though, Returning Champ gets a Razzball T-Shirt and RCL glory. Who can put a price on that? Oh, it’s $25, well then, moving on. I don’t believe Returning Champ has checked in via comments at all this year, but now would be the time. It’s time to heap on the praise and accept your congratulations. Personally, I’ve been curious all year where the Champ has returned from. Is this a previous RCL winner or were they just lost at sea? I have questions! Either way, Returning Champ fended off some very tough competitors this year to claim the RCL crown. Cram It gave it a run, Grey was pushing for a top spot for awhile there and an army of RCL robots invaded the standings as well. This is Returning Champ’s moment though, so hopefully they show up, take a bow and soak it up, they earned it. Here’s what else what happened this year and this final week of the RCLs:Please, blog, may I have some more?
It’s hard to believe there’s only one week to go in the Razzball Commenter Leagues. This marathon of a season has seen us torture ourselves for 25 long weeks, agonizing over batty calls, dipping into the streamers with mixed results, cursing players and praising others. We’ve ignored our families, our jobs and our personal hygiene and now it all comes down to the final week. You may smell like stale Funyuns, but dagummit, that virtual fantasy trophy is all yours! Speaking of trophies, Returning Champ all but sealed is overall championship this week. When you’re already the #1 team in the Master Standings and then you go out and win Team of the Week honors in the second to last week of the season. Well, that is just the clutchiest of the clutch moves right there. Last week Returning Champ held a 2.9 point lead over Cram It, this week that lead is up to 5.7 points. Those numbers don’t even take into account that as of Monday morning, Returning Champ hit 119 league points. Last year saw the first perfect score in the RCLs when Team Levy hit 120. Until that time the highest league score had been 119, set by the Rank Railheads back in 2012. Both Team Levy and Rank Railheads were in leagues with an LCI of 98, so Returning Champ has his league’s 101 LCI working for him. Unfortunately, Returning Champ will have no shot at a perfect score since one of the teams in The Giant and the Jew has hit all the home runs. Hot Ham Water currently has 390 HRs to Returning Champ’s 329. 329 is good enough for 2nd in the category, but unless Giancarlo wallops 60 dingers this week, 119 will be the best Returning Champ can muster. That should still be plenty good enough to take home the overall championship. Come along, there’s plenty more about Returning Champ and the rest of the week that was, week 25:Please, blog, may I have some more?
It’s that time of year again, when teams looking to max out their counting pitching stats (strikeouts and wins) or who hope to get lucky (or have nothing to lose) and lower their ratios, stack up nine starting pitchers on their final day of starts and see what happens. This is a strategy that has caused quite a bit of consternation over the years of the Razzball Commenter Leagues, but in the end, it’s not against the rules and if you want to take the risk, that’s your prerogative. Y! Leagues feature the same characteristic where, on the day you go over your IP limit, all stats count. This is no different. Thus far, 4 teams have maxed out with 188 Games Started. I have two teams that have taken the plunge, as has Simply Fred of ECFBL and # Sozo of Cougs R Us. ECFBL and Cougs R Us are routinely two of the most competitive RCLs and, speaking on behalf of the 5 years I’ve played in ECFBL, typically 75% of the league will hit the 188 threshold. Strikeouts and wins are usually so tightly contested, that every inning counts. Unless you are holding a slim lead in the ratios that you don’t want ruined, there’s not much to lose in maxing out your stats. So, how have our trio managers made out? We’ll look at that and more from the week that was, week 24 below:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Three weeks remain in the battle for overall Razzball Commenter Leagues dominance and Grey is once again pushing for the top spot. How fun will it be if Grey actually wins this thing? Will we ever hear the end of it? Doubtful. Deity of choice knows that Rudy will never hear the end of it. If Grey does win, what will he buy himself with the Best Buy card? Who wants to speculate? It would have to be something absurd, right? Maybe that mini, waterproof television he can install in his toilet so he can watch TV while taking a pee? A Swagtron perhaps? My vote is for a pocket drone to track Ted and take aerial photos of him. Alas, we may never know, that is, if Returning Champ has anything to say about it. Returning Champ boosted his league total to 116 points this week. That, with a 101 league index, is good for 108.3 RCL Points or 4.1 more than Grey. It’s going to be a fun final 3 weeks, that’s for sure. We’ll look at the race to the top of the Master Standings, as well as the other close races around the RCLs and more in the week that was, week 23:Please, blog, may I have some more?