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by: Grey
Ketel Marte didn’t show up to Fenway Park on Monday, and, honestly, good for him. Mondays stink. As someone who went to school in Boston and went AWOL from freshman through junior year, due to, uh, one Ketel, been there, man. (Okay, in fairness, we put Popov vodka in a bottle of Ketel to try […]
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by: MarmosDad
Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! It was a tough headline to figure out this week. I came very close to running with a Reid Detmers breakdown, especially after his 11-strikeout manhandling of the Royals on Saturday night. But the more I thought about it, the clearer it all became. It was time to get Pfaadt. And, […]
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Eury Perez might’ve became an ace, I think. I don’t want to say that he did and have him go caca-cuckoo and sideways. I’m very careful about what I say, even if it seems like I’m literally putting my mouth into a megaphone and screaming at speech-to-text on my phone. “Get me a seltzer! Order […]
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Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! “Well, somebody Tolle-d me that you had a boyfriend”? Uh, hey Las Vegas rock band “The Killers”, I wouldn’t necessarily call Payton Tolle a boyfriend, but if you said that I had a Fantasy Baseball mancrush? Well, that’d be a tough one to argue. And, dearest reader, I don’t know what […]
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The NL MVP race seems to be shaping up to be between two guys. Yesterday, that race shaped up as they shipped out balls. It’s between Shohei Ohtani, the every-year MVP and Ed Sheeran– Sorry, being told that is not Ed Sheeran. That’s Pete Crow-Armstrong. They both lit up the scoreboard yesterday. PCA went 3-for-5, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! And to think I was a bit worried about which lede to run with today. “Tarik Skubal has been traded” pic.twitter.com/ePvfQLylue — Talkin' Baseball (@TalkinBaseball_) August 2, 2026 Well, the big story of this trade deadline is one that already wrote itself. And the Tigers fans who were Tarik-fied to lose […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?The title of this post is basically snapping the Twins in half. They are like, “Please, can I hide my face, I’ve been snapped in half.” Which face though, because if you get snapped in half you automatically get two faces. One top face, we’ll call it Face A. Then your 2nd half face, which […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Ya know when you don’t know where you’re going in NYC and the taxis take you for a whole ride? “I’d like to go to see the Empire State Building.” “Right-o, champ! Tourist, huh?” “Yes, I am very happy to be in your great city.” Boom, he’s taking you from Chinatown to LaGuardia. You’re gonna […]
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Ryan O’Hearn (4-for-5, 10 RBIs and his 14th, 15th and 16th homer) did what they call in the business, The Swanson. The Swanson is when you’re box score is so full and you can’t eat another bite, then they hit another homer and, boy, now I’m not sure I can have dessert. The Swanson is […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Howdy doo, Razzballeroos! Happy Ham Week. This week, we acknowledge at least four hitters (Oneil Cruz, Munetaka Murakami, Ronald Acuña Jr., Teoscar Hernández) who were victims of hammies shredded worse than some Thanksgiving leftovers. Ham not your thing? We also have Aaron Judge’s ribs. Not into cannibalism? There is a vegan place conveniently located next […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Hello, Razzball Friends! Here’s a clue about what you are going to see a lot today: Back boys, Back boys, Whatcha gonna do, Whatcha gonna do when the IL comes for you? Updates From Last Time A few situations from the previous column that deserve a check-in: Garrett Crochet (SP, BOS..NOT CWS) – Shoulder Inflammation: […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Blake Snell had loose bodies removed, which is basically the end of every party in LA. If you’re not having loose bodies removed, and you’re at an LA party? I’m sorry, you got Carvel serving Fudgie the Whale? Because no self-respecting party in LA has zero loose bodies removed. I remember one party where they […]
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