by: keelinbillue
Welcome to another week of Razzball Ambulance Chasers! Folks, I have got to tell you that the injuries are ramping straight into “out for the season” like the most bad ass truck at Monster Jam you’ve ever seen. The rumors you’ve heard are true. I am not a doctor, but I have still been leaving […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Howdy, ya’ll! It’s another week which means another fantasy baseball injury report to make or break your season. It’ll be over soon (you choose if that is menacing or hopeful). Here’s something that feels weird but familiar to say: Jacob deGrom is back and made his first starting appearance since April 2023. In his rehab […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? by: keelinbillue
Hello Razzball Community, I hope the last few weeks of your season are going as swimmingly as it can with the shuffling on and off the IL. Luckily, most of the injuries coming through are not season ending or if they are season ending, they are not also next season ending. This week Corey Seager […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Welcome back to Razzball Ambulance Chasers, your rousing fantasy baseball injury report! Folks, I won’t mince words: many players have been fingered this week. Ope, that’s not what I meant to say. I meant to say “Many players have injured at least one of their fingers this week”. We’re off to a great start! Let’s […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Welcome back to another riveting edition of Razzball Ambulance Chasers, your fantasy baseball injury analysis with a dash of buffoonery and goofery. We have some pitcher injuries in this edition, but the injuries don’t sound as devastating as usual. There are many options available to cover for those infirmed: Bowden Francis, Edwin Uceta, Joel Payamps, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? by: keelinbillue
Happiest of Saturdays to you Razzballers! You’ve probably heard the various generational topics. Things like walking 10 miles in the snow to school or spending $56.23 on a piece of avocado toast or whatever BRAT means (spoiler: sorry to report it’s not bratwurst). Those are just distractions from the true divisive issue: Pluto’s status as […]
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Greetings to you, Razzball Fam! Listen, the title is a stretch this week, but I am feeling festive in these latter days of summer. You know who isn’t feeling festive? A lot of people whose names I will mention in this article. Luckily, it was a pretty light week of injuries, but there are quite […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Howdy Razzballers! It’s that time of the season where many injuries become season ending injuries. This week Jordan Westburg and Kodai Senga have entered that territory (or are close to it). Additionally, chronically injured players like Mike Trout and Evan Carter will never really get to make a return as they are officially out for […]
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Hello there Razzball Fam! It was only a year ago that Jarred Kelenic did a dance with a water cooler and lost. You might say he….lost his cool. Just a few days after the one year anniversary of Kelenic’s Cooler Dance, Oakland’s Mason Miller became the most recent loser in a battle with an inanimate […]
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Greetings to the real All-Stars (that’s you, dear readers)! I hope you enjoyed the All-Star festivities. Besides the busted version of the U.S. national anthem, there are no new, notable injuries. However, halfway through the season is always a good time to reflect upon the injuries WE DO HAVE: The Home Run Derby felt a […]
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‘ello Razzballers! We’re almost to the halfway point of the season: the All-Star break. Who is holding everything together with a few pieces of gum and some fishing line through the end of the season (I was going to make a “MacGyver” reference here, but I started having an existential crisis about “MacGyver” being lost […]
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Welcome back to another week of Razzball Ambulance Chasers! I hope your fingers are intact after the explosion holiday. I will tell you what isn’t intact: groins! hamstrings! elbows! wrists! It’s a veritable mixture of body parts in this week’s Ambulance Chasers. Let’s jump in. Notable Injuries AL East Isiah Kiner-Falefa (2B/3B/SS/OF), knee: Well folks, […]
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