Howdy doo, Razzballeroos! Happy Ham Week. This week, we acknowledge at least four hitters (Oneil Cruz, Munetaka Murakami, Ronald Acuña Jr., Teoscar Hernández) who were victims of hammies shredded worse than some Thanksgiving leftovers. Ham not your thing? We also have Aaron Judge’s ribs. Not into cannibalism? There is a vegan place conveniently located next […]
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Hello, Razzball Friends! Here’s a clue about what you are going to see a lot today: Back boys, Back boys, Whatcha gonna do, Whatcha gonna do when the IL comes for you? Updates From Last Time A few situations from the previous column that deserve a check-in: Garrett Crochet (SP, BOS..NOT CWS) – Shoulder Inflammation: […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Hello, Razzball Friends! How much am I going to derail this conversation if I talk about how the Chicago White Sox are over .500 for the first time since October 2022? Okay, there was that brief 2-2 start in April 2025. Anyway, enough about my personal recovery. Let’s talk about everyone else’s recovery or lack […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Bonjour, Razzcals! Quick Question: Who needs tax season when you can come to Ambulance Chasers to seek pain and view mind-numbing content? We’re barely a month into the season, and the injury ledger is already running as long as the zeroes on my invoice from Uncle Sam when I did a 401k rollover incorrectly. Taking […]
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Ambulance Chasers: Juan And Done?
April 17, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Injury Report | 3 Commentsby: keelinbillue
Welcome back to the Pain Train, Razzball Enjoyers and Haters. Since we last met, things have escalated quickly, and at the top of that escalator, there is a revolving door. No time to waste. Let’s hop in! Updates From Last Time We’ll go a little backwards this week and start with a few follow-ups on […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Well, well, well, if it isn’t the first edition of Ambulance Chasers after Opening Day. *pretends to extinguish a candy cigarette while making a sizzling sound with my mouth* The IL has already been IL’ing. While some of the news this week is a little leaner than the last preseason article, don’t be fooled. As […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Hello Razzball Friends! Less than a week until Opening Day, and it’s already gotten pretty busy on the injury front. It’s still too early to act on some vague or “day-to-day” reports of tightness or slow ramp-ups. However, that doesn’t mean hearing this news doesn’t get our wheels turning, wondering how a roster that looked […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Merry RCL and Razzslam season, Razzballers! Hopefully, your drafts are moving along smoothly or, at least, not going completely off the rails. If you’ve already drafted or you are still preparing, tell me how it went/how it’s going in the comments. I jumped into my first RCL draft of the year with the March 1 […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Hi there, Razzball friend! In case you haven’t heard, spring games started yesterday, which means fantasy baseball pitcher injuries 2026 officially move from offseason theory to daily monitoring. Radar guns are back. Someone is already “a little sore but fine.” Within a month, one of your targeted or drafted pitchers will likely be on the […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Good day to you, sovereign citizens of Razzball nation. I have been thinkin’ about injuries again. Specifically, spring injuries. Spring injuries are frustrating because most of them don’t feel actionable. For the most part, nobody is ruled out. Timelines are fuzzy. Every update sounds encouraging. And yet, this is exactly when draft-relevant uncertainty starts to […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Howdy Razzball Family! Long time, no see. Hope you had great holidays and are enjoying the calm before the preseason baseball storm. Unfortunately, I’ve been summoned to talk about something less relaxing. Preseason baseball time also means that it is preseason injury time, which, as we all know, means in-season injury time isn’t far behind. […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy 2025! Welcome back to Razzball Ambulance Chasers, your fantasy baseball injury analysis. Is there a better way to kick off the fantasy baseball season than with a sense of anxiety around your draft picks? The only way to find out is to go through. For the first post of 2025, let’s walk through some […]
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