Razzballers and Shotcallers, I hope you all had a wonderful Opening Day where none of your real life team or fantasy roster were taken out by injuries (unless you are my competition, and in that case, too bad, sucker!). Last week, many of you shared thoughtful feedback in the comments about ways to improve formatting […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Welcome back, Razzitos! It is time for your weekly fantasy baseball injury report here at Razzball. This is the last preseaon edition of Ambulance Chasers, and I hope you will use what you have learned here to go forth and conquer. Saddle up and/or strap in, friends! What are the latest injury updates? Jacob deGrom […]
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Ambulance Chasers: Grapefruit League Greetings
March 26, 2022 | Fantasy Baseball Injury Report | 6 Commentsby: keelinbillue
Greetings Razzfolks! I have temporarily escaped the Midwest to visit Grapefruit League spring training in Florida. It feels a little heinous to give you the weekly doom and gloom report from a sunny place. However, I do my best to be consistent in spite of the sun, beer, and Bo Bichette’s majestic mane. This week […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Razzkinder, it is time for pain in earnest! The lockout is over. Spring training has begun. More importantly, there have been quite a few surprises this week. When I say “surprises”, I mean the kind where you are walking through a dark hall and step in something wet and chunky. Let’s go ahead and rip […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Ambulance Chasers: Injuries Cometh
March 12, 2022 | 2022 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Injury Report | 3 Commentsby: keelinbillue
Greetings Children of The Razz, Nothing important happened this week. So let’s jump in to the first base fantasy baseball injury outlook. PSYCH! BASEBALL IS BACK, BABY. Over the past few weeks, I have enjoyed chatting with all of you and learning about your sentiments and opinions on the MLB Lockout. Please don’t be a […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Ambulance Chasers: Catching A Case
March 5, 2022 | 2022 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Injury Report | 1 Commentby: keelinbillue
Razzlings, While the first two series of the MLB regular-season are cancelled, there is hope yet in these Razzhalls. RazzSlam has been chugging along. Additionally, The Great Fantasy Baseball Invitational (TGFBI) began this week. Most of the writers are participating in TGFBI as well as RazzSlam. While we have yet to see any baseball action, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Ambulance Chasers: Shortstop Till You Drop
February 26, 2022 | 2022 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Injury Report | 21 Commentsby: keelinbillue
Greetings, Razzputins, we are going to talk about the injuries that could threaten shortstops in your fantasy baseball draft.
First, we need to talk about Max Scherzer’s Porsche.
What is going on with Max Scherzer’s Porsche?
Max Scherzer, member of the MLBPA Player Representative, hopped into his 2020 Porsche Taycan Turbo S and said “Hey Siri, play ‘More Than A Feeling’ by Boston,” to his Apple iPhone 13 Pro Max while putting on his $500 sunglasses. He chugged 12 ounces of Almas caviar out of a 24 karat solid gold Yeti coffee mug. As he pulled up to another day of CBA negotiations between the MLB and MLBPA, he rolled down his window and yeeted his 24 karat solid gold Yeti coffee mug into the parking lot.
Paparazzi snapped photos as Scherzer pulled in a parking spot and emerged to show his true form: a symbol of decadence and gluttony that is unbecoming of the MLB.
Please, blog, may I have some more? Ambulance Chasers: The OUCH-field
February 19, 2022 | 2022 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Injury Report | 6 Commentsby: keelinbillue
Top o’ the mornin’ to ya, Razzbrethren.
*whispers* In this edition of “Ambulance Chasers”, I am pretending like spring training was not officially delayed to start no earlier than March 5. Now, enjoy this content about outfielders and injuries.*ends whisper*
Please, blog, may I have some more? Ambulance Chasers: I Can’t Get No Relief
February 12, 2022 | 2022 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Injury Report | 5 Commentsby: keelinbillue
Attention all, Razzkinder,
Pull your cars aside to let the ambulance through.
In this edition of Ambulance Chasers, let’s talk Trevor Bauer and relief pitchers.
Please, blog, may I have some more? Ambulance Chasers: Son of a Pitch!
February 5, 2022 | 2022 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Injury Report | 7 Commentsby: keelinbillue
Razz-a-ma-tazzers, there are two rules at Razzball that I made up*:
At Razzball, we keep our promises to bring you honest news about pain.
At Razzball, we also provide you with actionable fantasy baseball insights.
*Razzball leadership did not sanction or approve of these two rules.
In this edition of Ambulance Chasers, I will provide you with an MLB lockout update as well as a BONUS 2022 SP injury update and outlook.
Please, blog, may I have some more?Deep in the depths of the Razzball fantasy baseball archives, there exists a Dolly Parton-esque song performed by Grey called “Hamstrings Pull Heartstrings”. It is not as soulful as the only video on the Razzball TikTok channel. However, it is a close second because hamstring strains are a very unfortunate but hot trend in the MLB.
Please, blog, may I have some more? Ambulance Chasers: Preseason Pains
January 22, 2022 | 2022 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Injury Report | 10 Commentsby: keelinbillue
Greetings Razzle Dazzlers,
Your Saturday Doom ‘n’ Gloom report about fantasy baseball injuries has arrived early. I will be bringing you coverage of continuous, updated, and potential injuries to consider for your draft and beyond. Let’s jump head first into this assuredly great season of suffering!
In the first preseason edition of Ambulance Chasers, I need to inform you that you are being haunted by the Ghosts of Fantasy Baseball Past, Present, and Future. These ghoulish spectres may visit your roster in the near future.
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