by: keelinbillue
Welcome back to another rousing edition of Razzball Ambulance Chasers. The bodies are still warm. The hamstrings are served strained. Speaking of rousing, warm, and strained, I took a note from MarmosDad’s playbook and injured my leg in a sports incident (or rather a series of sports incidents). Now, I get to attend weekly physical […]
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Welcome to your May 18th, 2024 edition of Razzball Ambulance Chasers. Don’t forget to buy tickets for our Ambulance Chasers Family Fun Fair where there will be free gurney rides and a host of personal injury lawyers with quirky signature looks. Like hats and spray tans. If you live in the Chicagoland area, you may […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Hey there, Razzballers! It’s not every article I get to make a “Quantum Leap” reference, but this is how I also found out they (the Big TV lobby) tried to revive the show in 2022, which was canceled after two seasons. It’s going to be difficult, and maybe impossible in today’s landscape, to recapture the […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Friends, welcome back to Razzball Ambulance Chasers, your weekly fantasy baseball injury report. Either this week’s batch of injuries were less devastating than usual or my new emotional baseline around baseball injuries is “terror”. I mean, sure, Mike Trout and Byron Buxton are injured again (expected). And I am wondering if Nolan Jones is Kris […]
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I’ll give it to Scott Boras: he’s a bold mf’er. Perhaps his boldness has resulted in some hubris in the case of Blake Snell. Snell, who notably did not attend spring training while holding out for a bigger contract, has had a rough season so far. In 11.2 IP, Snell has an 11.57 ERA with […]
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Razzfam, here are the cold hard facts: ¼ of the notable injuries in this edition of Ambulance Chasers are oblique injuries: Carlos Correa, Seiya Suzuki, Jake Burger, and Garrett Whitlock. Someone even pointed out that the various Lowes have all suffered oblique injuries this season. The 2024 season has hit a Lowe point.All three active […]
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Ambulance Chasers associates, let’s cut to the chase: it was a brutal week in injuries. Specifically, elbow injuries. I am up to my eyeballs in elbow injuries, and now my youngest cries out every night “Why is mommy gone?” and her dad tells her “Mommy went away because she could only rock back and forth […]
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Note: This week’s edition of Ambulance Chasers was submitted a little earlier than usual due to inclement weather. The information was written as of the afternoon of Friday, April 5. If there is news or updates that came out in the late afternoon or evening of Friday, April 5 , it won’t be reflected in […]
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Do you ever feel really good about your roster after a draft? You look in the mirror and think “This is it. This is the one.” Then, you watch the game in disbelief as Royce Lewis starts limping to third base. And then Justin Steele isn’t able to stand up after an awkward tumble? Hopefully, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?*rolls up piece up paper like a small horn* IT IS ALMOST OPENING DAY! How are we feeling? I have been preparing for Opening Day by crafting this piece and diligently checking how to spell ‘Cincinnati’ throughout the course of this post. My RazzSlam draft finally came to a close. My RCL team is still […]
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Welcome to another week of broken bones and other gross or cool stuff (depending on your outlook)! This week, I wanted to give a shout-out to my RCL league for watching my entire team be decided by autodraft while I was blissfully unaware and knee-deep celebrating the Anatomy of A Fall win of an Academy […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Week after week I have important decisions to make: Should I eat this entire sleeve of Girl Scout cookies? Should I call my mom? Should I make my dogs pay rent? This week the decision around what I would title this week’s edition of “Ambulance Chasers” weighed heavily on me. The choice was to make […]
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