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Ambulance Chasers: That Age Old Question

February 11, 2023 | 2023 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Injury Report | 6 Comments

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Happy Saturday, Razzballers! Pitchers and catchers report on Monday. Just in time to take your early season hopes and dreams on a romantic dinner for Valentine’s Day. What better time is there than to continue where I left off in last week’s edition of Ambulance Chasers about aging baseball players. A few weeks ago, our […]

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Ambulance Chasers: Aging Mets, Burgeoning Blue Jays, And That Damn Tommy John

February 4, 2023 | 2023 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Injury Report |

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Welcome to the Weekend, RazzFam and RazzFriends! Last week, in Razzball Ambulance Chasers: Picking Up Where We Left Off With Harper, Albies, Tatis, and Others, I reminisced about the old days of early 2022. Luis Robert’s star was bright. Bryce Harper’s arms were almost as strong as his dad’s, and the Mike Trout discussion was…well…it […]

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Ambulance Chasers: Picking Up Where We Left Off With Harper, Albies, Tatis, and Others

January 28, 2023 | 2023 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Injury Report | 7 Comments

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Ozzie Albies walks into a bar. Another guy turns to him and says “For the love of God, Ozzie. Please watch where you are going! This isn’t sustainable,” (I tried out a lot of different names in this article for this joke). Last week on the first installment of 2023 Razzball Ambulance Chasers, we revisited […]

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Ambulance Chasers: Yankee Frankie Has A Shoulder Achey

September 24, 2022 | 2022 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Injury Report |

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Happy Saturday, Razzballers! The countdown to the post-season continues. This week in “There Goes My Season!” you will find appearances from Byron Buxton, Tyler Wells, Garrett Whitlock, Nick Senzel, Trevor Rogers, Eric Stout, and a few suspected others. In the cruelest twist of fate, Ozzie Albies broke his finger one day after returning from the […]

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Ambulance Chasers: Brandon Lowe’s Big Ow

September 17, 2022 | 2022 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Injury Report |

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Greetings Razzfolk! DO YOU SMELL THAT? It smells like a lot of season ending injuries. Some of them are pretty serious injuries (Alec Mill’s discectomy and Anthony Goses’ Tommy John Surgery), but some of them are because there are only about three weeks left in the regular season. Routine injuries like strained hamstrings might keep […]

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Ambulance Chasers: Keibert Ruiz, Sorry About Your Testes

September 10, 2022 | 2022 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Injury Report | 2 Comments

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Friends, the Queen of England died this week. However, that news overshadowed the news about Keibert Ruiz’s balls. It may come as a surprise to at least some of you that I am not a cisgender man. Thus, I have never experienced being hit in the testicles. However, when I read that Keibert Ruiz took […]

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Ambulance Chasers: Oh Crap, Man! It’s Aroldis Chapman

September 3, 2022 | 2022 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Injury Report | 2 Comments

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Welcome to your weekly edition of your Razzball fantasy baseball injury report, friends. There is only about one month of regular season baseball left, and quite frankly, this is no time for shenanigans if you want to move up the ranks in your leagues. You know who does have time for shenanigans? Aroldis Chapman who […]

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Ambulance Chasers: Reds Starting Rotation Down Bad, Man

August 27, 2022 | 2022 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Injury Report | 2 Comments

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Well Razzfolks, I spoke too soon in last week’s edition of Razzball Ambulance Chasers. In this edition, we are chock full of injuries. So, Grey cannot lay me off yet, right? RIGHT? Last week, the Cincinnati Reds descent into madness continues as five Reds, including Joey Votto, hit the IL. Across the country, the Padres […]

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Ambulance Chasers: Meet The Mets (In The Emergency Room)

August 20, 2022 | 2022 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Injury Report | 2 Comments

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Welcome to another week of Ambulance Chasers, your Razzball fantasy baseball injury report. I am beginning to wonder about my job security because the number of MLB injuries has dropped off significantly in the past two weeks. However, this job in injury is normal. There was a study that found most MLB shoulder injuries occur […]

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Ambulance Chasers: Chris Sale Away, Sail Away, Sail Away!

August 13, 2022 | 2022 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Injury Report | 6 Comments

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Razzle Dazzlers, welcome once again to your weekly fantasy baseball injury report. The “Ambulance Chasers” article series mostly focuses on matters of the living. It is not called “Hearse Chasers” after all (but that could be an interesting spin-off).  However, give me a minute to opine about the Harry Caray hologram at the MLB Field […]

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Ambulance Chasers: Cracking Coconuts With Pederson, Estrada, And Castano

August 6, 2022 | 2022 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Injury Report |

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Greetings Razz Fam! Was the stove hot enough for you during the trade deadline? It was on fire for the San Diego Padres. However, just up the coast in San Francisco, trouble was brewing with Joc Pederson and Thairo Estrada suffering concussions in less than a week of each other. On the opposite coast, Miami […]

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