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by: Grey
On the Crews ship, lollipop, it’s a sweet trip to a post-hype prospect shop, where batting average [makes armpit fart noises] plops… Because my browser history is more than a little full with google searches a’la [baseball player name] + stats, let’s just say Dylan Crews + stats wasn’t the first Dylan to get pulled […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Mariners are calling up Colt Emerson and I started screaming tridents up so loud I blacked out and hit my head. I woke up in the city of Atlantis. I said to the fish people, “Gggggrgggegggh.” And they said back to me, “Gggggrgggegggh.” How pleasant. I asked them if they had any thoughts on Colt […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?It’s rivalry weekend in Major League Baseball, and no one is more saucy than Houston Astros starter slash heartthrob Spencer Arrighetti, who says he never liked the Rangers, never has, and takes it all very personally. Well, okay! Tell us how you really feel, that’s how you fuel a fire, Spencer! Arrighetti backed it up […]
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by: kelder
It was time. Scott Pianowski did his corners rankings 11 days ago. Our fine site has multiple rankings per week. Peer pressure is a powerful drug. Here’s my attempt at ranks, and tiered for your pleasure and ease of comparing. This is the order in which I value them. Feel free to disagree in the […]
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Mike’s fine in most cases, but you know Michael King (5 IP, 0 ER, 1 hit, 4 BBs, 6 Ks, ERA at 2.28) was like, “It’s Mike.” Then he paused for five seconds for the person to know when he started again it was going to be his last name. Finally, he continued, “King.” Then […]
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You know the GIF of Antonio Banderas from Assassins where he’s leaning back, exhaling and loving life? If you don’t know, don’t google it, because it’ll live in your head like mine and pop up every time you have a pleasurable moment. I now live in GIFs. Something good? Antonio nodding in joyous rapture. Something […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Yesterday, Reid Detmers (7 IP, 0 ER, 4 hits, zero walks, 9 Ks, ERA at 3.18) pitched a gem vs. the Yanks. One small aside. One tiny note on that. One teensy, weensy assist that he received from Aaron Boone betting against the Yankees on Polymarket. I mean, I can only guess, since he benched […]
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I come to you this week with a heavy heart. Part of my childhood has died. For years, I would buy in March some sort of baseball preview. Five bucks, and it would fit ever so snugly in the bathroom drawer. This weekend, on a lark, I saw the previews pop up on the magazine […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Max Scherzer left after two innings with decreased velocity — damn, only 78 more wins to 300 — and then things got worse. This was a rematch of last year’s World Series, and the Dodgers sent Justin Wrobleski (5 IP, 1 ER, 6 baserunners (4 BBs), 2 Ks, ERA at 4.00) out there to try […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Draft season is full of hopes and dreams and imagining best-case scenarios. Then the games start, and reality smacks you in the face. Alas. It’s too early to have any drastic changes to the rankings, as the sample size is just way too small. It doesn’t mean that feelings about particular players doesn’t change at all, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy weekend, Razzball faithful! No matter how excited you are for the long weekend, I bet I can find someone who was a heck of a lot happier yesterday… Ted is only four years younger than Konnor Griffin — Razzball (@razzball.bsky.social) 2026-04-03T16:39:39.317Z Ok, so I’ll admit this was supposed to be a video of Griffin […]
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Last week, I talked about the depressing state of first base. This week, it’s even worse. I’m about to fire up some Dashboard Confessional and put guyliner on this group. It’s a weak group. Somewhere, somehow, we need some youngsters to break out here. There are some possibilities here that will be highlighted, of course. […]
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