Great Scott! Christian prayers may have been answered as Mets fans might finally have some hope with rookie starting pitcher slash heartthrob Christian Scott pitching five solid innings of three hit baseball Friday night, allowing just two earned runs and striking out eight Angels. He gave up a home run to Jorge Soler in the […]
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Patrick Corbin
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Ambulance Chasers: Juan And Done?
April 17, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Injury Report | 3 Commentsby: keelinbillue
Welcome back to the Pain Train, Razzball Enjoyers and Haters. Since we last met, things have escalated quickly, and at the top of that escalator, there is a revolving door. No time to waste. Let’s hop in! Updates From Last Time We’ll go a little backwards this week and start with a few follow-ups on […]
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Parker Has Oriole Bats Saying “You’re Making Messick!”
April 16, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 228 Commentsby: Grey
You know the GIF of Antonio Banderas from Assassins where he’s leaning back, exhaling and loving life? If you don’t know, don’t google it, because it’ll live in your head like mine and pop up every time you have a pleasurable moment. I now live in GIFs. Something good? Antonio nodding in joyous rapture. Something […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Well, well, well, if it isn’t the first edition of Ambulance Chasers after Opening Day. *pretends to extinguish a candy cigarette while making a sizzling sound with my mouth* The IL has already been IL’ing. While some of the news this week is a little leaner than the last preseason article, don’t be fooled. As […]
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Two Start Cookie Shop: September 1-7
August 31, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers | 9 Commentsby: Latch-Key Kid
It’s September! You know what that means. It means the boilerplate warning every week that this list is based on projected starts and not a guarantee of what teams will actually do becomes even more necessary. In the last couple weeks, we’ve already seen multiple teams make use of six-man rotations either to allow guys […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Mets Slip Some Tong Into Rotation
August 26, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 119 Commentsby: Grey
Have you seen Jonah Tong? He looks like Tim Lincecum had sex with Tim Lincecum, and their baby would be Jonah Tong. Call Jonah Tong: Inceptioncum. ACKSUALLY, if k.d. lang had sex with k.d. lang, then Lincecum and Linceum’s baby and lang and lang’s baby stepped into The Fly teleporter at the same time and, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?I apologize for calling last week’s slate rough. I wish we had last week’s batch back. This week is…well, you’ll see. The trade deadline, as expected, wreaked some havoc with rotation orders, albeit more on the backend than with any top of the line names. As a result, there are a few clubs with fairly […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Nick-Nats Paddywhack Give Lodolo A Bone
July 23, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 158 Commentsby: Grey
I know ya wanna YOLO with Lodolo. I want to too! Which is why I have great news for you! Yesterday was the world’s longest YOLO: Nick Lodolo went 9 IP, 0 ER, 4 hits, zero walks, 8 Ks, ERA at 3.08. Have I mentioned (I have) that I’m going to love Lodolo next year? […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?We are at the halfway point of the season. To celebrate, have an actually pretty good group of two start pitchers! What follows are our projections at time of writing as to who will be making two-starts this week, but weather, injuries, and secretive team management mean they are just that: projections. To stay as […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Chris Sale was originally scheduled to be a part of this week’s batch, but a trip to the IL due to a broken rib changes things. A lot of times when an ace goes down like that, the guy who takes his place is entirely underwhelming. This time, however, there’s at least a chance it’s Spencer […]
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Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! I take ONE WEEK away from the list, and things go to hell in a handbasket. I barely had enough time for a brewski on Father’s Day! Hey, look! It’s another injured starting pitcher! What’s happened over the last fortnight to cause such a stir? Well, when I sat down this […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! I teased this a bit last week, but, as anticipated, things have been full out chaotic in MarmoLand for the past 7 days. Between coaching U13 soccer games, (or football to those of you who are from across the pond), two separate U13 and U10 baseball teams, a school Junior 3-pitch […]
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