Didn’t think we’d be here a year ago.¬† Or near.¬† Dear, what an irrational fear.¬† Your grandmother is not going to get run over by a reindeer.¬† Greybot, malfunctioning, stuck in rhyme loop.¬† Must.¬† Find.¬† Way.¬† Out.¬† Talking.¬† Like.¬† William.¬† Shatner.¬† Does.¬† Not.¬† Help.¬† By the way, when William Shatner is asked his middle name, he should reply, “Period.”¬† Notice how there’s no sexual assault allegations regarding William Shatner?¬† That’s because there’s a pause every three seconds when you can run away.¬†¬†Trevor Story went from a 1st round value in two-thirds of a season to a 2nd round draft pick to “Hmm, Zack Cozart is still on the board in the 12th round, and Trevor Story, but, damn, I don’t want Trevor Story do I?¬† I’d ask Grey, but he’s malfunctioning Greybot with a simplistic rhyme scheme like Pitbull.”¬† I resemble that remark!¬† Let’s go down memory lane for a second.¬† *opens mail*¬† I got a ticket because I didn’t have an E-Z Pass for Memory Lane?¬† Oh c’mon!¬† In 2016, Trevor Story hit 27 homers, stole 8 bags and hit .272.¬† In a full season last year, well, you didn’t want to own him.¬† I mean *shudders*¬† He ain’t got no alibi.¬† You feel me?¬† Okay, can you stop touching me, I’m a germaphobe.¬† So, what can we expect from Trevor Story for 2018 and what makes him a 2018 fantasy baseball sleeper?Please, blog, may I have some more?
Here’s what I said last year, “We‚Äôre gonna find out if the top 20 shortstops are as Ken Bonerific as the¬†top 20 2nd basemen. ¬†Hint: ¬†they are. ¬†Damn, I gotta work on building suspense. ¬†That hint pretty much gives the whole kit away and tacks the kaboodle onto its back as it‚Äôs walking out the door. ¬†Goodbye, kit and kaboodle, I just gave you away for nothing.”¬† And that’s me quoting me!¬† This year?¬† Not so much.¬† Without further Machado, to recap, this final ranking is from our¬†Fantasy Baseball Player Rater¬†with my comments.¬† The Player Rater allows me to be impartial while looking at how I ranked them in the preseason.¬† Anyway, here‚Äôs the top 20 shortstops for 2017 fantasy baseball and how they compare to where I originally ranked them:Please, blog, may I have some more?
As the regular season draws to a close, it is with not a little melancholy that Dr. Easy and I bring you one last adventure with the Razzball Season-to-Date Player Rater¬†(STD PR). Thanks for hanging with us for all these weeks! If you take one thing away from this series, it’s “next season, use the Razzball Player Rater” (pre-season and during). It’s free and it’s eye-opening. We thought that for our last post, we‚Äôd continue with our look back to the beginning of the season. This time, with the help of the Razzball Pre-Season Player Rater¬†(PS PR), we wanted to check out some of the biggest surprises and biggest disappointments among hitters and pitchers who managed to stay healthy for most of the season (hitters who made it to 500 plate appearances or more; starting pitchers who hurled 100 innings or more). This means we can rank them by the good ol‚Äô Player Rater $ (for previous posts, we‚Äôve used the $/G rubric for players who have missed time due to injury). Where are the biggest differences between the pre-season and now, both positive and negative? Note: With all these players who have surprised big time, we expect a high variation on where they will be drafted next year. We don‚Äôt know about you, but we‚Äôre generally risk averse: we see big variation and let others take the flyer, unless it‚Äôs in the late rounds. Note 2: this is a bit of a selective list; we‚Äôve talked about other big surprises and disappointments like Andrus, Judge, Villar, Cabrera, Upton, and Jose Ramirez, in previous posts.Please, blog, may I have some more?
I had a thought, 30 years ago there was one source for all information, the encyclopedia.¬† If they wanted to make up information, there was no internet to double check anything.¬† *blows dust off an old book, opens¬†Encyclopedia Britannica, turns to Korean War page*¬† “In 1950-something, Carlos Correa tried to unite the Correan peninsula under Communist rool.”¬† Now there might be too much information, but 30 years ago, you’d shrug and be like, “I guess you spell rule ‘rool,’ and rad on Correa.¬† Hey, look, it says here Columbus invented the mammogram.”¬† Any hoo!¬† Yesterday, Correa went 4-for-5, 4 RBIs and his 22nd and 23rd homer.¬† He’s going to be a tough guy to peg for 2018 fantasy.¬† His power this year is actually solid when you consider he missed six weeks.¬† The lack of steals is disturbing though, if a lack of a fantasy category can be disturbing.¬† I know he’s fast, he knows he’s fast, but the Astros just refuse to let him run.¬† Three attempts all year is pathetic.¬† If he’s a lock for 29 HR, 2 SBs and .290 next year, it’s great, but it’s not 2nd round great.¬† Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
*fumbles with an envelope, Hillary Swank stands next to me, watching on, embarrassed for me*¬† And the Teoscar goes to…Teoscar Hernandez!¬† Hillary Swank leans into the microphone, “Well, he was the only one nominated.”¬† Ugh, totally unnecessary Swank!¬† I should’ve pointed out how she was checking out Hugh Jackman’s wife the entire time on stage.¬† I picked up Teoscar before yesterday’s game for the runs because he was leading off, I never expected such a windfall of gorge.¬† He went 2-for-5, 4 RBIs with his 6th and 7th homer in only his 73rd at-bat.¬† That’s 20 hits total for him, with seven going gonzo.¬† This is better than Million Dollar Baby!¬† Yeah, I hope Hillary Swank’s Google alerts are going bizzonkers today.¬† Not ready to announce my love for Teoscar for next year, I am more of an IFP Spirit Awards guy, but you have to grab Teoscar for these final days.¬† Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Erasmo Ramirez¬†was masterful Friday night in what was one of his best starts of the season going eight strong innings against the we-don’t-lose Windians, allowing just three hits, one earned run and striking out a season high 10 batters. Erasmowing down hitters? ErasMo Innings, Mo Strikeouts? ErasMost definitely more comfortable in Seattle than in Tampa? Ugh, I know. Headlines are hard you guys, I ran out of steam about three weeks ago and I’m sorry but that’s the best I’m going to do. However you headline it, after being wang-jangled around the Rays pitching staff, from starting rotation to bullpen and back again, Ramirez has settled nicely into the starting pitching job he deserves since being acquired by his old team, the Seattle Mariners, in July. He holds a respectable 3.79 ERA in 10 starts with the M’s since, but it’s the 52/13 K/BB ratio that really raises my eyebrow, Dwayne Johnson. If we remove a hiccup he encountered with a rough start in Houston, Erasmo has three quality starts in September with a 22/4 K/BB ratio. Yes, more please! He gets to finish his season strong with a favorable start next week in Oakland, and outside of the obligatory Matt Olson home run, I could see him pitching a successful outing there. At about 10% owned, Ramirez is a streaming option readily available in most fantasy leagues if you’re looking for an easy win to push you over the edge. And if you’ve been out of contention for weeks and are still reading this, first, Ramirez could be a decent late-late round sleeper to consider for 2018, and second, thanks for sticking with us and not jumping ship to fantasy football coverage (which you can check out here). You guys are the true Razzball MVPs. Except of course for the writing staff, obviously, they the real MVPs, especially me.
Here’s what else I saw in fantasy baseball Friday night:Please, blog, may I have some more?
There’s a common term sociologists use called, The Tide of Uze. ¬†Everything that encompasses everyday life is on The Tide of Uze. ¬†Brushing your teeth, walking your dog, Jose Abreu, they’re all on The Tide of Uze. ¬†There’s small pleasures to be found with them, but they’re so consistent they are often lost amongst other more exciting things. ¬†However, this past weekend The Tide of Uze was raised by Irma GAWD!, the¬†fantasy football kickoff and me going to a Dodgers game with Dr. Kenneth Noisewater, a frequent commenter who was in town. ¬†I didn’t rank those per their importance, I’ll leave that to you. ¬†Big weekend for the world, right? ¬†(Yes.) With the Tide of Uze raising, it lifts everything that was floating on its surface, which meant Jose Abreu had a career weekend. ¬†On Saturday, he hit for the cycle, and, not to be outdone, he homered twice on Sunday (2-for-3, 3 RBIs, home run, 30 and 31). ¬†His season numbers are now 85/31/90/.302/1. ¬†All preseason I talked about how I wasn’t getting a 1st baseman in the first two rounds, so I was drafting Abreu everywhere, and I was nervous about it. ¬†Let’s just say I’ve learned to appreciate The Tide of Uze. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw this weekend in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Ariel Miranda pitched a no-hitter yesterday through six innings and 112 pitches that had to be the worst six-inning no-hitter in baseball history. ¬†Shame the M’s removed him before he gave up a hit, because this could’ve been an epic debacle — depicacle? ¬†Remember those Hall of Shame books from the 1980’s that always featured at least one anecdote about Steve Lyons? ¬†Usually that anecdote was of him undressing at first base. ¬†Somehow that largely visual gag was depicted in literary prose in these books. ¬†If they still had those books, Ariel Miranda’s six-inning no-hitter would’ve had a chapter. ¬†He went 6 IP, 1 ER, zero hits, six walks, 5 Ks, ERA at 4.72. ¬†Only thing that was missing was him taking his pants off on the mound or clowning around with Max Patkin. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Another week, another trawl through the Razzball Season-to-Date Player Rater, as Dr. Easy and I look for some sneaky-value position players who may be doing better than you think they are, as well as players you may be hanging onto out of nostalgia or inertia or some other word that ends in ‚Äú-ia‚ÄĚ. Paranoia? Melancholia? Pedroia? Suburbia? Fuschia? MIA? Victoria? Amnesia: ‚ÄúOh ya, I forgot I had that guy!‚ÄĚ (That last one actually happens to me all the time.) Here goes!Please, blog, may I have some more?
They call him the Shark, but Jeff Samardzija, $17,400 can go from blood sniffing predator to Puke Soup in the blink of an eye. ¬†He’s been so inconsistent it’s hard to endorse him for DFS, but I’m taking a chance and letting him in the cool kids klub. ¬†Surprisingly enough, he’s actually strung together 5 QS over his last six while going 4-1 over that span. ¬†His 32 Ks over the last 39.1 innings are a little low, but he shouldn’t have any problem racking them up against the Padres in Petco tonight. ¬†His price tag leaves me enough room to pair him up with the human K machine, Corey Kluber, at $25,200 vs the Yankees. ¬†Aaron Judge might contribute 3 or 4 himself and the rest of the Yankee lineup shouldn’t give Kluber too many problems. ¬†Kluber has been en fuego, with 6 double digit strikeout games in his last 8 starts, that’s straight fire son! ¬†The pitching is a little pricey tonight so fair warning that we’re going to have to get a little creative with the offense.
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