“Alexa, for Amazon Prime Day can you order me Clorox?  Thank you, Alexa.  Now can you order me clips to hold my mouth and eyes open? Thanks, Alexa! Now can you order me a large man to pour the bleach into my mouth and eyes while shoving me into my oven? Oh, and Alexa, if you can get German Marquez to do it, that would be so appropriate!” German yesterday?  Guten tagged!  Here’s a visual metaphor for you:  A German U-boat filled with men, one toilet and only Taco Bell to eat for a blitzkrieg of runs.  Marquez is driving me insane but he is not an Uber ally, because he is dead to me.  Goodbye, Nazi In Exile, enjoy your long walks along the Chilean coast and your alpaca farm where you shave little German helmets on your animals. After 2 2/3 IP, 11 ER, ERA up to 5.12, I will never draft you again or any Rockies pitcher. I should’ve learned my lesson from Jon Gray last year! (Though, he’s been okay this year — shut up, Contrary Grey!)  In my deeper leagues, where I have no choice, I’ll still be sadly starting Marquez in away games.  *sees his next start is in Yankee Stadium* Lowercase yay!  He might be Deutschland but I’m Dunceland for owning him. Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:

Evan Longoria – Hit the IL with plantar fasciitis. Is it me or do a large number of corner men get plantar fasciitis? I wonder if Bodie or Wee-Bey ever got plantar fasciitis.

Brandon Crawford – 6-for-9, 4 runs, 9 RBIs and his 7th, 8th and 9th homer.  Just the way I drew it up for my Rockies doubleheader when I started Marquez and collected a bunch of 0-fers from my Rockies hitters. It was the blurst of times!

Mike Yastrzemski – 4-for-10, 4 runs, 3 RBIs and his 6th homer. I streamed Yaz for a batty call, but since it was against my Marquez, it really felt like effin’ my stepsister.

Buster Posey – 2-for-5, 3 runs, 2 RBIs and his 5th homer.  Oddly enough, the movie with my stepsister and me is called Buster Posey.

Ken Giles – Threw off flat ground.  Or throwing out a flat gerund. Definitely still own Daniel Hudson.

Michael Chavis – 1-for-3, 4 RBIs and his 16th homer, his 1st career grand slam, hitting .259.  Something we should know about this year, if you’re betting against guys to stop hitting, you’re gonna be wrong more than you’re right.

Rick Porcello – 6 IP, 4 ER, 8 baserunners, 2 Ks, ERA at 5.37.  How good has he been?  Worse than even German!  That’s the new cutoff for how good or bad pitchers have been: the Line of DeMarquezation.

Andrew Benintendi – 2-for-5, 1 run, 3 RBIs, hitting .268. *kicks someone (thing?) wearing a Benintendi jersey*  Oh, crap, I thought you were a lifeless mannequin!  My bad!

Brandon Workman – 1 IP, 0 ER, and his 4th save, ERA at 1.70.  Imagine not realizing Workman should be your closer for three months.

Nathan Eovaldi – Will begin a rehab assignment on Wednesday or Thursday. His assignment is to be ready moments after the Red Sox trade for a real closer or just continue using Workman.

Trent Thornton – 1 1/3 IP, 5 ER, ERA at 5.25.  Second straight disaster start for TT against Boston. “Round trip ride on the T – next stop Kenmore Square….ly hit balls be hit against a starting pitcher?”

Billy McKinney – 2-for-4, 2 runs, 2 RBIs and his 5th homer, as he was recalled.  Recalled by whom?  His loved ones, I’m sure.  Maybe people with a similar name who get his mail? Might be recalled by them.

Adam Plutko – 5 1/3 IP, 5 ER, ERA at 5.40. I’m pretty sure a Plutko is a dirty sex act we can’t discuss.

Oscar Mercado – 3-for-5, and a double slam (5, 6) and legs (7), hitting .284.  Cooled off a bit after his immediate hot streak upon being called up and upon is a word you never want to say in-person to anyone. You will get a fat lip.

Harold Castro – 2-for-4, 1 RBI, hitting .322, and hitting near-.600 in the last four games.  Should’ve mentioned this yesterday, but Castro’s a flaming hot schmotato.  Viva el Harold!

Jeimer Candelario – 1-for-4 and his 7th homer.  Been rocking Jeimer for about two weeks in a few different leagues.  Has five homers in July in 10 games.  Can’t spell Jeimer or homer without mer, coincidence?!

Jordy Mercer – 3-for-4, 3 runs and his 2nd and 3rd homer, hitting .213.  Commissioner Rob Manfred took the 2nd home run ball off Mercer’s bat, ran a series of tests on the ball, read the tests, shredded the tests and said, “Things look normal here. Now freeze frame while I’m giving a thumbs up.”

Chris Taylor – Hit the IL with a fractured forearm. Initial x-rays came back clean, then the 2nd x-ray machine said, “Go home, ya drunk 1st x-ray machine.” Batt Meatty was recalled, and Kiké should see more playing time.

Cody Bellinger – 4-for-6, 4 runs and his 32nd and 33rd homer, hitting .341.  Bellinger sing-songy, “Hey, Yelich? Anything you can do, I can do better!”  Yelich, “Eat ass?”  Bellinger sing-songy, “Anything better than–What the hell, man?”

Clayton Kershaw – 6 IP, 1 ER, 6 baserunners, 7 Ks, ERA at 3.00.  For long-time readers, it might’ve been a surprise to some that I placed Kershaw in my top 100 for the 2nd half.  I still worry about him throwing a full season, or a full half of a season now, but he’s been great when healthy.  Unlike literally every other pitcher I own.

Max Muncy – 2-for-4, 2 runs, 2 RBIs and his 24th homer.  After the game, Muncy said, “If Bumgarner is traded to the Phils, consider that home run off him.”  Lay off him, Max!

Alex Verdugo – 3-for-6, 3 runs, 2 RBIs and his 11th homer, hitting .311.  The good news is he is facing the Phils, who give a shizzton of homers.  The better news, Verdugo is hitting near-.450 in the last week.  The even better news, the rule of three lives on!

Scott Kingery – 2-for-5 and his 12th homer.  He was hitting .091 in the last week, so hopefully this is the start of something and no more K’ingery.  High five the crap out of me!  No?  All right.

Zach Eflin – 6 IP, 7 ER, ERA at 4.16.  Six innings and seven runs?  That’s a mere inning from Marquez!

George Springer – 3-for-5, 3 runs, 3 RBIs and his 19th and 20th homer, hitting .306. If you’re not hitting three homers a day, really, what are you doing? Taking a siesta?

Framber Valdez – 4 IP, 4 ER, ERA at 5.58 vs. Griffin Canning – 1 1/3 IP, 3 ER, ERA at 4.75. Framber was the Middler and Canning was the starter who became the Opener. Baseball in 2019!

Max Fried – 5 IP, 0 ER, 5 baserunners, 5 Ks, ERA at 4.08.  Sonavabench!  How do I start Marquez and not Fried?  How, LORD?!  Any hoo!  This was like Fried’s best start since April (thereabouts), and was in Milwaukee.  Though, the Brewers seem scary on paper, but trees are extinct, we’re looking at computers and the Brewers have not been playing well for a few weeks now. Either way, the Streamonator likes Fried’s next start, but he has a blister on his hand, so he might be skipped. Stay tuned!  Or not.  Your choice.

Ryan Braun – 1-for-4 and his 13th homer, hitting .270. Frequent commenter, knucks, said this yesterday, “I saw that Ryan Braun made a batting stance adjustment after seeing something about Bellinger during the break. He’s been hitting the ball hard coming out of the break.” And that’s me quoting knucks!

Tyler O’Neill – 3-for-4, 4 RBIs and his 3rd and 4th homer. If you’re not hitting multiple home runs, who are you, Vlad Jr.?  Vlad Jr. in real games, not Vlad Jr. in a Home Run Derby. I added O’Neill when Ozuna first went down to a whammy on the middle digit, and now he has three homers in three games.

Miles Mikolas – 9 IP, 0 ER, 8 baserunners, 3 Ks, ERA at 4.15. Who called for a 2018 Miles Mikolas?  I surely didn’t and don’t call me Shirley.

Gregory Polanco – Left his rehab game with shoulder soreness.  Arghfortunate!  Ya know, instead of unfortunate.  No?  Okay.

Willson Contreras – Hit the IL with a strain of his arch on his foot. The Cubs said out the left side of their mouth they were trading for Martin Maldonado, then, out of the right side of their mouth, said Contreras will be back in ten days.  I tend to trust a left side of a mouth, but maybe the right side isn’t lying.

Kyle Schwarber – 2-for-5 and his 20th homer, and 2nd homer in as many games.  Hot schmotato alert and hot-under-the-collar alert for Joe Buck.

Yasiel Puig – 2-for-5 and his 22nd homer.  No joke, any home run from Puig that isn’t followed by a benches-clearing brawl has to feel like a win.

Eugenio Suarez – 1-for-4 and his 22nd homer.  Damn, instead of 22 homers, I could’ve just wrote ” “.  Member that?  Or was that a Jersey thing?  Putting quotes as a way of saying same?  I faintly remember this when people wrote things out still.

Curt Casali – 1-for-3 and his 6th homer.  Psycho killer!  Curt Casali! Fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, far better run run run run run run away!

Kyle Hendricks – 6 IP, 2 ER, 6 baserunners, 5 Ks, ERA at 3.46.  If you started Hendricks, you should let out a major exhale to mimic the hot air that was blowing out yesterday at Wrigley.

Freddie Freeman – 1-for-3, 3 RBIs and his 25th homer, hitting .302.  In another game, Mike Freeman (2-for-4, 2 runs, 2 RBIs) hit his 3rd homer.  Elias Sports Bureau said the last time two Freemen homered since 1776 when teabagging was all the rage in Boston.

Jake Junis – 7 IP, 1 ER, 7 baserunners, 10 Ks, ERA at 5.08.  Streamonator loved this start for J.J. saying it was TNT.  The robot must’ve poorly translated dy-no-mite.

Lucas Giolito – 6 IP, 3 ER, 8 baserunners, 5 Ks, ERA at 3.23.  Solid bounce back after four straight starts from Giolito where he failed to get out of the sixth inning and two starts where he gave up six earned.

Edwin Encarnacion – 2-for-4, 3 RBIs and his 26th and 27th homer, hitting .221.  Edwin could roll out of bed, put a parrot on his shoulder and hit 35 homers until he’s 50.

Gio Urshela – 1-for-4 and his 8th homer, hitting .301.  Was listening to the Yankees broadcast yesterday and they said something like, “The way this organization found the talent in Urshela when no one else saw it and gave him an opportunity, is astounding.”  Yeah, the organization also injured Andujar on purpose so Gio could play, I’m assuming.

Nate Lowe – Didn’t start yesterday, but was seen working out at third base.  Wonder if he brought in his own dumbbells or just used Yandy’s gym that he built by the third base bag. This is good news for Lowe, because, with the return of Lowe (not confusing at all!), Lowe doesn’t have a place to play.

Tyler Glasnow – Will be shut down for two more weeks.  The Rays are going to be shutting Glasnow down until an emergency, then they will break Glasnow.

Travis d’Arnaud – 3-for-3, 5 RBIs and his 7th, 8th and 9th homers.  Travis d’Arnaud always hit well in New York, except, well, of course, when he was actually on a New York team. Now d’Arnaud is going by the more French-sounding, Champ-used-to-be-in-Shea.  Or The French Terminator, d’Arnaud.  “I’ll be Basque.”  They’re French puns, you frog lovers!  As for d’Arnaud, he’s okay if you’re hankering for a catcher scab pickin’.

Blake Snell – 5 IP, 1 ER, 5 baserunners, 4 Ks, ERA at 4.55.  Even he’s been better than Marquez!  Barely though, so don’t be telling me Marquez de Shat is literally the only garbage pitcher this year.

Zack Wheeler – Hit the IL with shoulder fatigue.  *paints face to look like an aluminum can* Drop me off at the junkyard and recycle me!  I’m useless in this form!  So, how about those 2nd half starters to buy low?  Huh?  Pretty awesome, right?  I’m so cursed I can’t even say anything except I’m a bleeping bleep bleep bleep.  Mets say Wheeler could be back next week, but the Mets doctors once diagnosed a pitcher with a torn labrum and prescribed them a dental dam, so who knows.

  1. Harley Earl says:
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    Just wanted to say ‘Yay, I’m the first commenter of the day! So, Yay is me!!”

    Next, I must add that the line “oddly enough the movie with me and my stepsister is called Buster Posey” may be the best line ever. Hahahahhahahahahaaaa

    That was classic Razzball. At its finest! Well done pal!

    • No says:
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      I didn’t get that one unfortunately : (

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Thanks!

  2. themendozaline says:
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    Marquez hurt me right in the feels. It felt personal this time…

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      It was personal, that’s why we’re taking it back to him personally in the feels by dropping him… Take that you lousy German!

  3. Member Berries says:
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    Yesterday, one of my teams went 7 for 36 with 7Hrs. Cool story.

    Boba bae, why did the German hurt me?

    Grey, you seen any good movies recently? I really enjoyed Bad Times at the El Royal (on HBO) and Glass (M Night)

    For reals though, you’re the cheat code to fantasy baseball.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Thanks! Boba bae was hurt by German too… In places I hadn’t felt in years…. It was the Giants!

      I usually see movies free in November/December, so tend not to now… But I do want to see Hereditary guy’s new film and Tarantino’s

      • Slimcompoop says:
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        Benefits of being in the SAG.

        • Grey

          Grey says:
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          Ha

          • TrevorEndingStory says:
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            Midsommar is awesome! So creepy and disturbing.

            • Grey

              Grey says:
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              What is that?

  4. Manley Ramirez says:
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    I believe it was that tool Mathew Berry who called it the “Wandy Line” (after Wandy Rodriguez) back in the day but the “Line of DeMarquezation” is so much better.

    • Kruk_Ain't_An_Athlete says:
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      I agree.

      “Worse than even German! That’s the new cutoff for how good or bad pitchers have been: the Line of DeMarquezation.”

      Awesome line!

      • Grey

        Grey says:
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        Thanks, Kruk!

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Thanks

  5. Ante Galic says:
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    Grey

    So beautiful the report. Even with weak Internet your the vintage cognac in my coffee or the 1902 wine that’s trapped in someone’s wine cellar.

    a. We should call him TT Boy in honor of the 90s porn star by the same name. Guess his favorite female body part.

    b. Figured out why TB scored all those runs and Baltimore did not my trip to Earth 2. On Earth 2, the hitters of team A hit against their own pitchers. So if course, Baltimore hitters were killing it against their own pitchers whereas TB hitters were getting shut out by their own pitchers. Grey? You there?

    c. Seriously LOL’d through practically the entire report today. So good for the soul man after Marquez broke my heart.

    d. Internet so weak, barely writing this message.

    Cheers,
    Ante

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Thanks, Ante!

      A. Boobies?

      B. Haha, nice

      C. Thanks!

      D. Be well!

  6. I Miss Steve Sax says:
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    Was offered Eduardo Escobar for Joey Lucchesi.

    Escobar would most likely take over for David Fletcher.

    Without Lucchesi I would have Bumgarner, Nola, Robbie Ray, Heaney, Lynn, Woodruff, Stroman, Kyle Gibson, Jhoulys Chacin and Tommy Milone as SP options (Usually start 7 of them)

    Do you make this deal if thinking about only this year?

    • Donkey Teeth

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      I’d want Escobar

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Agree with DT

  7. Fanciful Basesball says:
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    You know that scene in Return of the Jedi where the one ewok makes “come on, friend!” motions to the other, but then realizes that the other ewok is dead, so it kneels over it’s ewok-friend’s body and makes a horrible throat-sound?

    That’s the sound I was making yesterday with German Marquez’s start.

    Thankfully I had other pitchers to bring the ERA down. Castillo (4.5), Giolito (4.5), and Pagan (27) brought my ERA for the day down to 10.8. This is in a weekly head-to-head league, so at least all of these guys are gonna be 2-start pitchers. *manic laughter*

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      HAHA — nice!

  8. Norman Ginsberg says:
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    Please rank – Gallen; Lucchesi; Flaherty.

    • Donkey Teeth

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      Flaherty, Lucchesi, Gallen for me

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Flaherty, Gallen — but last 2 close

  9. Little JC says:
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    Is Ponce De Leon more than a streamer? Will he be able to hang in there nicely for a couple starts until Wheeler is back?

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      I’m holding him in one league, we shall see!

  10. Kcc26 says:
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    I’m in a 12 team mixer where we keep 6 (can keep forever but at depreciating value—players are kept in the average of the round they were drafted in initially and the current year ADP).

    In a format like this, is Jo Adell a must stash? Like does he stand a chance of warranting one of the 6 keeper spots heading into 2020 (I feel like he would have to be at least a top 150 ish player heading into the year)?

    Thanks!

    • Donkey Teeth

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      Nah I wouldn’t think so

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Agree with DT

  11. toolshed says:
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    Do you think cano has found some life? Or is this just a quick hot streak. I know he is old and has been useless all year, but a guy with a track record who is a available for free and is doing better has me interested. His hr/fb ratio and babip are much lower than what he has recently produced over the last couple of years. I’d be cutting jbj for him. Thanks

    • Donkey Teeth

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      I’d want Cano over JBJ

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Yes, I picked up Cano three days ago when he had 4 hits

  12. JC says:
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    Cano or Scooter Gennett ROS?

    • Donkey Teeth

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      I’d want Cano

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Agree with DT

  13. Dave D says:
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    Epic prose regarding the cruel and sinister German. It’s no accident that my two best teams are deutsch-bag free. It’s sad how a 6th round pick can undo several other good moves and leave oneself feeling foolish. I’m still just gonna roll him out there anyway in hope of the law of averages coming to my rescue. I had him and Eflin going in my Razzball DC yesterday absolutely destroying my ERA. Eflin now has a 6.03 ERA in my starting lineup and a 1.12 ERA on my bench. He is the most epic/tragic Sonofabench ever for me. The sad part is I am absolutely certain now that if I do bench either Eflin or the German they will throw a 1-hit shitout with 10ks and zero walks. Guaranteed.

    • Grey

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      HA, of course they will, that’s how it always works… German will be great in Yankee Stadium after he’s dropped by most, or on bench for others, which is why I will start him and he will be terrible again

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        I think I will show the German what mental toughness is by rolling him out there no matter the pain he inflicts upon his team and mine. Hopefully that’s tough but not masochistic. That makes me miss some of the old school type managers that might chew a guy out for lacking toughness on the mound. Guys like Pinella, Martin, Lasorda, Sparky might actually have had the balls to go out on the mound and question Marquez manhood. I think he and a few others like him have the talent but need more old school treatment. The game is so soft now.

        • Grey

          Grey says:
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          The scary thing with Marquez (as mentioned yesterday), he doesn’t seem capable of limiting damage when things go sideways (or he’s hurt)

          • Dave D says:
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            It appears to be mental toughness. He has lost his grasp on many occasions this season only to regain it. But he really, really lost it after having some time over break to regroup. There’s undoubtedly a mental toughness and focus issue. As far as physical, I have not seen anything to support that. But when he can lose it for an inning then pull it together like in previous starts its mental. It’s not getting better. He needs a Lou Pinella public shaming on the mound IMO.

            • Grey

              Grey says:
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              Haha, someone needs a Lou Pinella Life Coach session!

              • Dave D says:
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                Like a literal kick in the ass on the mound. Lou would. I miss Lou. This snowflake-PC world is so much more boring.

                • Grey

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                  David Bell is pretty close on the “big mad” scale

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    Pitch Alex young at Texas today in a 12 team mixed roto?

    • Donkey Teeth

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      I’d pass

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Agree with DT

  15. aardvark says:
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    Edwin or voit?

    • Donkey Teeth

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      Voit for me

      • Ivanmakebasket says:
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        Voit looks like shit so far off the DL I’m worried about him

        • Grey

          Grey says:
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          Yeah, hasn’t looked great

          • Ivanmakebasket says:
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            He’s maybe 2 days away from be dropped in the order

            • Grey

              Grey says:
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              Yeah, could be

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Edwin

  16. Pine Tar Incident says:
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    ***bulk alert***

    Beeks bulks for the Rays, Devenski likely to see some bulk for the ‘Stros

    What would be a better return for ROS in a 12 team mixed league, H2H?

    DeGrom and Eovaldi OR
    Berrios and Carlos Martinez

    • Donkey Teeth

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      deGrom

    • starz31 says:
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      Degrom is the best player in the deal.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Thanks!

      deGrom as others have said

  17. otisP says:
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    I am in a fairly shallow 5×5 keeper league and am in the hunt for a championship this year. Being offered Tatis Jr. and either Benintendi or Puig for Vlad. Certainly for this year I do the deal but what’s your perspective long term? Vlad seems to be a generational talent regardless of his slow start and I am not sure if Tatis can continue to put up big numbers.

    • Donkey Teeth

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      Vlad long term but it’s pretty close

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Meh, I’d take Tatis and Benintendi

  18. Cloned says:
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    Need one

    Cashner vs Tor
    Plesac vs Det
    Happ vs TB
    Keller vs CWS
    Trevor RIchards vs SD

    • Donkey Teeth

      Donkey Teeth says:
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      I’d try Cashner

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      I’d look at SON, but I guess Cash

  19. Luigi says:
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    Pathetic Catcher questions in 3…2…1

    Yadi worth holding onto?

    Jansen, Sisco, Alfaro, R. Perez, or Posey for rest of year in H2H league?

    • Donkey Teeth

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      Jansen

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Agree with DT

  20. MarvPesos

    Marv says:
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    Hey Grey,

    H2H 12-team cat. keeper (keep12) balanced stats (R,H,HR,RBI,SB,BB,AVG, OPS,XBH / W,CG,SV,K,GIDP,ERA,WHIP,QS), limited moves (35 per year), no streaming.

    So, been sending out offer after offer to try and strengthen my team as much as possible for playoffs.

    I have the current proposal on the table (for context, see my team below and I’m also over the roster spots by 1, hence the 3 for 2):

    My: Gallen, Cease, Lamet, 15th pick (round 3)
    For His: S. Gray, Y. Chirinos, 18th pick (round 6)

    I guess I’m asking do you think their even worth acquiring? or save my early picks for closer to the wire to pull off better deals?

    My team:
    C – W. Ramos
    1B – A. Rizzo
    2B – K. Marte
    3B – E. Suarez
    SS – J. Polanco
    CI – C. Santana
    MI – T. Turner
    LF – J.D. Martinez
    CF – C. Yelich
    RF – D. Santana
    Util – C. Blackmon
    BN – P. Goldschmidt
    BN – H. Dozier
    BN – L. Urias (NA)

    SP – J. Paxton
    SP – J. Verlander
    SP – W. Buehler
    RP – K. Jansen (RP)
    RP – J. Hader (RP)
    P – K. Giles (RP)
    P – A. Heaney
    BN – Z. Gallen
    BN – D. Cease
    BN – B. Mckay
    DL – C. Kluber (10-DL)
    DL – D. Lamet
    Thanks bud
    Marv

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Meh, hold

      • MarvPesos

        Marv says:
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        new trade on the table:
        MY: Blackmon, H. Dozier, Paxton, McKay, 13th (1st round)
        for His: Judge, Conforto, E. Rodriguez, D. German, Woodruff, 18th (6th round)

        • Grey

          Grey says:
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          That works for me

  21. Tony C says:
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    12 team H2H ROS please pick 2: Marquez, Samardzjia, Wainright, Beede, Barria, Lauer, Junis, B. Keller, M. Keller, B. Wilson, K. Wright or Desclafani?

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Can you look at matchups and stream? I guess Beede, Wainwright

  22. JakeTPE says:
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    Hi Grey and Razzball,

    Me: Oh, German, was hast du gemacht? (Marquez, WTF man?)

    GM: Ich habe dir Ratios kaputt gemacht! (I’ve destroyed your ratios, you fool!)

    I think we can only laugh about it now. And your fab write-up (with many great GM call backs) helps. It is done.

    Maybe it hurts less for me because I started him in 2 H2H leagues and can forget about it in like 6 days. Fantasy is about the shared experience, good and bad.

    Question: Who do we like for a little SAGNOF going forward: Dyson, Kiermaier, Mercado, Danny Santana? Thanks in advance!

    • Donkey Teeth

      Donkey Teeth says:
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      I like Mercado most but if it’s straight SAGNOF you’re looking for then I think Dyson will net you the most steals…

      • JakeTPE says:
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        Thanks DT. Mercado is pretty streaky. I never seem to own him when he’s going well… I can give him another shot.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Haha, it is!

      I’d try Mercado for now

  23. Marty Jannetty_Was Set Up says:
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    Morning brother Grey!

    I mentioned the show Euphoria yesterday but didnt give my take. My 2 cents: Its kinda like a mashup between earlier Shameless seasons and Saved by the Bell. It’s kinda dark for my taste , but I’m hooked 4 episodes in (superb character development). Such a trip realizing the post 9/11 generation is in highschool!

    Back to baseball: I over did it on SAGNOF and am holding 6 RPs. Gotta lose one of the following to activate Eddie Rosario, how do you rank the following ROS: Colome, Taylor Roger’s, Liam Hendriks, Ian Kennedy, Emilio Pagan, Scott Oburg?

    I thought Oburg would be the drop since hes not getting saves..but then again I’ll take 1IP plus a few K’s and no ERs as opposed to the blown saves and resulting negative points/stats I’m getting from Kennedy and Pagan recently.

    • Donkey Teeth

      Donkey Teeth says:
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      I’d lose Oberg

      • Marty Jannetty_Was Set Up says:
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        Thanks Mr. Teeth. Would you fade SON and roll Sabathia or Plesac out today. see below on my take.

        • Donkey Teeth

          Donkey Teeth says:
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          Depending on the league I think Plesac is worth a shot, I’m starting him in H2H

    • Marty Jannetty_Was Set Up says:
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      Also – I’m in a dog fight to bust out of a 5 way tie for 5th place in a 12 team 5×5 h2h league. If I win this week I’m back in playoff contention and could end up tied for 1st. I need W’s, K’s, and innings (on top of not getting blown up).

      Question: SONs not too hot in CC Sabathia home vs. The Rays, and is meh (at best) on Plesac home vs. DET. Would you roll either of them out today?

      Sabathia has been pretty solid lately and has owned the Ray’s over the last 3 seasons. The only DET bat that’s had success (hyper small sample size) against Plesac is Jacoby Jones and he’s on the IL.

      Figured I really cant start Jon Gray tomorrow even tho he’s been great at home (not sure I should own him in shallow leagues).

      Thanks again bruh!

      • Grey

        Grey says:
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        I’d start CC, wouldn’t touch Plesac

        • Marty Jannetty_Was Set Up says:
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          Thanks, was leaning CC given his track record and home splits. Plus, as long as the Yanks jump out to an early lead I hope to take a ride down the Ivictory Coast.

          • Grey

            Grey says:
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            Ha, yup

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      That is crazy when I think about it about post-9/11 — I will check out Euphoria at some point, finishing Stranger Things currently (which is great)

      Oberg

      • Marty Jannetty_Was Set Up says:
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        Sianara Oberg!

        Such a trip! I had a gameboy when I was 9 years old, couldn’t imagine having a smartphone with access to darkest corners of the internet at that age.

        • Grey

          Grey says:
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          Ha, right? Be so corrupted

          • Marty Jannetty_Was Set Up says:
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            Kids today will never know the thrill of getting their hands on a Playboy…

            Stranger Things! Took a break to start up Euphoria, gonna binge on it over the weekend.

            Totally unbaseball related, but I’m pretty stoked to get a pair of “stranger things” Hawkins High edition Nike Air Tailwinds ’79 in the mail today.

            • Grey

              Grey says:
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              Oh my God, I want those sneakers! Where do I get them?

    • Chucky says:
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      Are you talking Jack or Bobby Kennedy? Ian Kennedy has given up 3 runs (2 and 1) since June 1st. As I’m reading your post, and you mentioned the runs and blown saves by Ian, I thought maybe I had the wrong Kennedy.

      • Marty Jannetty_Was Set Up says:
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        He blew one on July 5th, I was pretty hungover and memorably grumpy watching him ruin the days stats. Is he terrible? No not at all, but considering how bad I need a bat to replace Trout short term it was either him, Pagan, or Oberg that had to go.

        It’s a h2h league, pretty much a “what have and what can you do for me lately” mentality.

  24. Wan1212 says:
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    Are any of these guys worth rostering over mazara?
    Tyler O’Neil, Yarbrough, or Josh James

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Apples/oranges on the RPs — I’d go Yarbrough or O’Neill

  25. Kruk_Ain't_An_Athlete says:
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    14-team 5×5 roto OBP league

    Pick 4 in order please…

    Cooper, Barreto, Aguilar, Nate Lowe, H.Castro, Candelario, T.O’Neill, R.Zimmerman, Parra, Naquin, or B.Crawford?

    • Donkey Teeth

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      Lowe, Cooper, O’Neill, Candelario

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Agree with DT

  26. OaktownSteve says:
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    Dr Met examining Wheeler…

    Dr Met: So Brad, how’s the old chucker?

    Wheeler: Um, Doc…it’s my other shoulder. The right one.
    Dr Met *chuckling*: Just checking to see if you’re paying attention. Now what seems to be the problem?

    Wheeler; My arm just hasn’t felt right, Doc. Probably gonna need an MRI, check the labrum for structural I’m guessing?

    Dr. Met*shudders*: oh good god no! Those machines are terrifying! So complicated. Ha ha…I mean sorry…ah yes…it’s just…let’s just say there was an incident. Hey how about we try it this way. Would you say your shoulder feels “owie?”

    Wheeler: You mean does it hurt? Not so much. I guess more like it’s tired.

    Dr. Met: Tired! Yes that’s good. But we can’t say tired. They won’t let you. It’s not doctory enough. What we need is that thing that tells you words that mean the same as other words…

    Wheeler: A thesaurus?

    Dr Met: A the-whatnow? No no…an iPhone, of course. Siri what’s another word for “tired?” Tuckered…no. Pooped! Hahahahaha..we should totally say you’ve got shoulder poop!

    *looks up to see Wheeler not laughing*

    Dr Met: Right ok. Time to get serious. Let’s see. Here’s a good one. Fah ti gooey. Perfect. Very doctory. In my professional opinion you’ve got the old shoulder fahtigooey. Now…why do you say we hit the links?

    • Startswrongpitchetallthetime says:
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      I just imagine the Mets doctor as dr. Nick Riviera.

      • frankgrimes says:
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        Hi everybody!

        • Grey

          Grey says:
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          Haha

    • Dave D says:
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      At least he went on the DL on a Monday before lineup deadlines. How often are fantasy owners afforded such a courtesy?

      • knucks says:
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        Dave I know you are an NFBC guy, so I totally get what your saying, at least we knew. But to add some ESPN perspective… he is still not officially on the IL which is annoying as hell.

        Not exactly relevant, but reminds me of when I hit up ESPN Support on the Tweeter to ask why Jimmy Nelson isn’t marked as IL eligible on their terrible website, before he was activated/called up in real baseball…

        Per @ESPNSupport: “Jimmy Nelson pitched fantastic in a rehab start the other day with a second rehab start tomorrow evening and will likely suit up for the Brewers Friday”

        Wrong answer ESPN intern. Very wrong answer.

        • Dave D says:
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          Yeah it’s frustrating when its just a matter of some employee slacking. Kinda like some a-hole going into left lane but not passing the slow car on the right

      • Grey

        Grey says:
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        Wheeler’s not yet IL’d officially

        • Dave D says:
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          Well, at least you had the option of starting someone else on your roster. That’s a lot better than settling a weekly lineup, like NFBC, and learning on Tuesday evening he will hit DL with no starts for week. I guess that’s part if the challenge but it seems last couple years teams wait longer to DL/ILL

          • Grey

            Grey says:
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            Totally, and if you can change teams’ players who haven’t started yet this week, Wheeler is still movable when the Mets get around to it before their 1st game of the week

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Hahaha, nice, Oaktown!

      Dr. Met: Have you been seeing another doctor?
      Wheeler: Why do you ask?
      Dr. Met: Because I heard the receptionist say “The doctor will see you now.”
      Wheeler: Yes, that’s you.
      Dr. Met: Oh, right!

    • Slimcompoop says:
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      Haha!

  27. aardvark says:
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    Should I trade Jon Gray for Khris Davis? I think Davis could have a big second half. Or are there discouraging signs . What do you think?

    • Donkey Teeth

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      Take Davis and run

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Agree with DT

  28. knucks says:
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    Wow!!! I’ve made the writeup, take that bucket list!

    Small credit to Ryan Braun for the timely dinger, of course.

    • baby seal says:
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      All the credit goes to you. ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!

    • David Niven says:
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      Ruspek.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Haha, good stuff!

  29. knucks says:
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    SON is a hater but who else is running Dylan Cease out there @KC tonight?

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      I am in a 15-team mixed

      • Fred Garvin MP says:
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        Not exactly the ringing endorsement knucks and I were looking for.

        • Grey

          Grey says:
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          Haha, sorry

          • baby seal says:
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            I am too! 12-team H2H :-/

    • bigbear says:
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      Me too in an H2H 12 teamer… ERA/WHIP already below the line of DeMarquetion. So I’m running him out for the W, K, QS hopes…

    • Papa Jean Segura says:
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      All Marquez owners are. It can’t get any worse!

      • Grey

        Grey says:
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        Hopefully it can’t get worse!

  30. Goldie Bell says:
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    Traded Goldschmidt, Correa for Bell, Senzal, and Paddock. Did I done good?

    This is a 12 team, 14 player keeper league.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Sounds solid!

  31. Big Ticket says:
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    Thanks Grey! Two quick questions for you …

    V Robles or Wander in dynasty?

    Also, Hunter Dozier has a 900 OPS right now. Does that go up or down the rest of the way? Trying to decide who to buy for a late season push. Thanks!

    • knucks says:
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      We’re buying Conforto if you can. Also Benintendi is prob cheaper right now than he should be. And Laureano… he finished off hot last year and could continue his current streak through the summer, could be a solid “buy high”.

      Some others smaller pieces that I been acquiring across various roto leagues with decent depth are Nate Lowe, Ryan Braun, Garrett Cooper, Kevin Newman, Cavan Biggio.

      I been cashing in my H. Dozier chips recently. Not to say that I expect a big drop off, I know Grey is a fan of him, I just figured that if I could use him to get someone with a higher floor, I might as well (ie Benintendi or Conforto).

      If you need Saves, now is the time to add Bummer, Joe Jimenez, Nick Anderson. Hold them for the next 2 weeks and see what happens. Strickland is suppose to be back soon, but so is Austin Adams (I hope). Adams looked great before he went down before the ASG break and looked like he was about to get a look in the role. He could end up with the job if Strickland isn’t right.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Robles, though that could change in a year — Dozier’s goes down, I think he’s still hurting

  32. Reese says:
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    Should I give paddack to get benintendi? 12 team mixed keeper and both have low cost as keepers

    • knucks says:
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      Generally, Bat > Arm.

      And this seems more than fair. We’ve been expecting Benintendi to pull his head out of his rear any day now. I’d imagine he gets into a groove sometime this month. I don’t really play in keepers though, so I’ll be interested on what Grey says.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Agree with knucks, I’d want Benintendi

  33. dau says:
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    The opener about Marquez was hilarious, excellent writing. Thanks for the genuine LOL’s.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Thanks!

  34. wan112 says:
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    Are any of these guys worth a pick up over mazara? O’niel, Josh James, or Yarbrough?

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      See answer above

  35. John Smith says:
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    Pick 1 for rest of the season: Darvish, Eduardo Rodriguez, G. Marquez.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Yu

  36. baby seal says:
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    “Line of DeMarquezation” hahaha

    • baby seal says:
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      I know DT is a Plesac fan — he got dropped in my league and can grab him — what say you?

      I may stand pat, but it’s Canning / Cease for D Hudson and/or Plesac… (obviously benched Canning vs HOU and my opponent had Marquez…. muahahaha). I think these are basically stream/spec spots…

      I’m kinda sorta OK on saves, but not really between Hand, Pressly, Romo, Workman, Oberg…

      -SEALITOOOOOO

      • Grey

        Grey says:
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        Baby seal!

        I’m not messing with Plesac in most mixed leagues, outside of matchups, but I’d take him over Canning and Hudson over both

        • baby seal says:
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          G!

          Wheeler marked DTD…. -_-

          thought I had a freebie to get Hudson

          Canning & Cease both have pretty decent set of match ups coming up over the next few. Rolling w/ Cease tonight and then take it from there…

          Canning reminds me of Bieber 2.0 last year, or Snell 0.5 this year. Periphs say he should be better, but can’t put it together seemingly. Can’t get the sequencing right.

          I am thinking in this landscape for H2H that I may start slowly switching to mostly relievers instead of streamers for my fringe guys . What a sh*t show. Maybe can win on ratios, saves, and if my starters hold up…

          CAN’T STOP SAYING SEALITOOOOO

          • Grey

            Grey says:
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            You can do it, Sealito! I have faith in you!

  37. BH says:
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    Wow- What a slaughter of a day…

    Had German and well, ya know…
    Lost Wheeler and Contreras.

    Have to find a replacement catcher. Which one is the best options?

    Garver
    Jansen
    Posey
    d’Arnaud

    Thanks

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      I know, it was miserable — Jansen

  38. Five-on-One says:
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    1) Can you rank the following 2-start SP for the coming week?

    Trevor Richards vSD ($7.6) and @CHW ($5.6)
    Nick Pivetta vLAD (-$3.8) and @DET ($6.6)
    Ivan Nova @KC (-$3.2) and vMIA ($3.8)
    Turnbull @CLE (-$11.0) and v PHI (-$1.5)

    2) Which ones would you start, if any, in a 12-team 5×5 league

    3) How the heck does Heaney have get a projected value from SON of $25.7 for his start against SEA? I mean, I know Seattle is not that good, but neither is Heaney.

    Thanks.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      1. Richards, and would not start any of the others, but Nova, Turnbull, Pivetta

      3. Good stadium for pitching vs. bad team

  39. HomerHWBush says:
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    Currently out of it and looking to restock for next season. 5-Keeper OPS league.

    Would you trade Dahl for Eloy?

    • starz31 says:
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      Yes.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Agree with starz

  40. bigbear says:
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    Schwarber is/was a “catcher” right? Toss him behind the plate whilst Contreras heals up. BTW, whilst is another one of those in-person fat lippers.

    Frog lovers = Jerry Epstein.

    At least I’ve only got Marquez on all of my teams! yay

    I read that Kyle Tucker is taking some reps at 1B. Make it happen Astros!

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Whilst — definitely!

      Haha re: Epstein

      Tucker is taking reps just in time for September!

  41. Murph says:
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    Whats up GA and DT….
    1 – I stashed Eovaldi but Workman is a free agent. Is he worth grabbing? Would probably have to drop either Sonny Gray (my worst starter) or Justin Turner (bench bat)….
    Also…
    2 – Posey or Vazquez at catcher ROS?
    3 – Salazar or Severino -which is a better DL stash?
    Thanks guys!

    • knucks says:
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      1) Prob not worth adding Workman, but could see it if your’e starved for saves. Don’t drop Turner.
      2) Not Posey
      3) Salazar, but not expecting much from either

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Agree with knucks, though 1 is based on needs, prolly hold tho

  42. sportivetricks says:
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    Hey to the Hey, HomeGrey,

    Not much to ask you about right now. Things feel very meh throughout the real and fantasy games right now, no? The Home Run Derby winner is . . . Pete Alonso! Red Sox trade for . . . Andrew Cashner! Grey writes a negative lead! Alas.

    Or is it just me?’

    Mostly just wanted to do this:

    Lurrrrrrrrrve ya!!!!

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Haha, lurve!

      • sportivetricks says:
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        sportivetricks misspells “lede”

        sad face

        • Grey

          Grey says:
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          Don’t you dare be sad!

  43. Keeks says:
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    10 team H2H, Pitching cats are (QS, era, whip, S+H, K9)

    Drop Marquez for any of the following?

    Miley, Fiers, S Gray, Ponce De Leon, Lucchesi, Darvish, Fried, Teheran, McKay

    or possibly just use the spot to stream starts

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      I’d look at matchups, but prolly Lucchesi

      • Keeks says:
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        Thanks sir. I’ve seen a few articles mentioning Sonny Gray as a second half buy, are you intrigued by him at all? He seems to have benefited from the move to NL and his last 3 starts have been pretty great.

        • Grey

          Grey says:
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          Yeah, I just wrote up Gray last week (maybe 2 weeks ago) as a buy

          • Keeks says:
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            Oh nice! My short-term memory must be failing me again, gotta lay off the ganja

            • Grey

              Grey says:
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              Ha

  44. omar says:
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    10 team Weekly Cats 6×5 Standard+ OPS

    Got offered Strasburg for my Tatis.

    I have Story at SS. Tatis has been slotted as my IF. I have plenty IF (Voit, Whit, Story, Chapman, JoRam, Hiura), but that would leave me with only 1 ss – really nothing on the WW as far as backups (Galvis, Kike, Newman, Schoop), but Story rarely takes days off so it may not be a problem. I could use another arm; rotation currently is Bauer, Corbin, Thor, Lynn, Canning, and Urias (for ratios).

    The bigger issue is keeper rules. We can keep 3 players max for next year. Right now my 3 are Story, and 2 of Soto, JD Martinez, Tatis, Whit, Meadows. Does Tatis make the cut in terms of keepers?

    Go forward with the trade?

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Tatis could make the cut there… If Soto or JD go down to injury, Tatis is next, I’d hold or trade a different bat for a lesser SP

  45. Five-on-One says:
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    Lost Contreras. Best replacement?

    Wellington C, Casalli, Avila, Wolters, Maldinado, Wieters?

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Wieters

  46. Norman Ginsberg says:
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    Starting pitcher for tomorrow (all bad with favorable match-ups) — who’s the best (sic) choice.
    Duffy (vs Detroit)
    Baily (vs Sea)
    Perez (vs NYM)

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Haha nice use of sic

      I’d go Bailey if home

  47. Would you continue to use Canning going forward?

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Nope

  48. prestige says:
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    Would you stream Matz at the Twins today in 12 teamer?

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      No way

  49. William Hung says:
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    @Grey: Looks like the 4-peat is going to be a struggle this year. German Marquez is just the nail in the coffin – pitching has been such a disaster for me, who knew that Clevinger’s injury at the start of the year was just a sign of things to come.

    Now Contreras has some weird foot injury, and need to burn a move to pick up a catcher instead of on a pitcher to help lower the ratios from Marquez. Not a good first game coming out of the ASB in H2H

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Yeah, was a tough day yesterday

  50. Matty says:
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    Batt Meatty. Great baseball name.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Hehe

  51. leon says:
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    Keeper question for 2019. i know its early, but now is the time to make moves before the trade deadline in the league.
    18 man 7×7 avg/obp/slg deep league. We keep up to 7 players.

    Players: Hoskins, Soto, Judge, Moncada, Meadows, Alvarez, W. Buehler, Laureano, Ohtani(SP).

    Who would you keep for next year? Also who would u trade to possibly upgrade since i have too many keepers. Would you go for another ace? or what type of player would u go for? or just stick with what i have.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Not Laureano or Meadows as of now, but maybe not Meadows — Sure, trade Meadows and Laureano (or Ohtani) for an upgrade if you can

  52. starz31 says:
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    In a 10-team, with HRs everywhere on the wire, O’neill worth an add replacing Franmil Reyes? Reyes hasn’t done much recently.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      I would try it

  53. Mr. Rickey says:
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    Great write up – got burned by German in two leagues. Question – 12 Team Roto and I’m tied in 4th place – need a boost in all offensive categories. Would you drop any of these:

    Hunter Dozier
    Scooter Gennett
    Howie Kendrick
    Chavis

    For any of these:

    Nate Lowe
    Tyler O’Neill
    Ryan McMahon
    Jay Bruce
    Brandon Lowe
    Christian Walker

    Appreciate your thoughts.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      1st three for O’Neill, and both Lowes

  54. Murph says:
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    Mike Fiers or Sonny Gray in a QS league?
    Thanks

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Gray

  55. James Bolger says:
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    Dropping Marquez would create an opportunity to add 2 players, a current player on IL to stash & a true replacement.
    1. Current IL players : Jamison Taillon, Luke Weaver, Danny Salazar, Keone Kela, Jimmy Nelson

    2. Potential true replacements : Joey Lucchesi, Zac Gallen, Danelson Lamet

    Questions: A) What current IL player would you stash, if any?
    B) Who would you add as a replacement for Marquez?
    Thanks for any advice.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      A. Nah 1. Gallen, Lucchesi

      • Grey

        Grey says:
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        1. I guess if no harm, no foul with stash, I’d stash Salazar

  56. JohnnyMO says:
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    10 team H2H. Doing okay, hanging around 2nd/3rd place. What can I do to put this team over the top? I feel like I should be able to turn my OF surplus into a starting pitching improvement, but I don’t know how to go about it. Who would you like to trade from this team and who could I target with them?

    C) Kelly
    1B) Gallo
    2B) Albies
    3B) Bregman
    SS) Turner
    OF) Soto, Alvarez, Santana
    UT) Dahl
    BN) Benentendi, Carpenter
    DL) Yadi

    SP) Wheeler, Minor, Lucchesi, Happ, Hudson, Gonzales, Quintana, Waino/Streamer

    RP) Doolittle, Iglesias, C-Mart, W.Smith

  57. LennyDykstraIsJustMisunderstood says:
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    Great write up………

    Gabe Kaplar is the best quote machine since Andy Vanslyke……when asked about Franco not running out a key play that could have change last nights game early on.

    Kaplar says: “…I saw Franco checking his groin area but i don’t know if there is anything there..”

    Who out of this motley crew would you recommend starting this week?

    Yonny Chirinos
    Lucas Giolito
    Dallas Keuchel
    Mike Minor
    Tanner Roark
    Brandon Woodruff
    Shawn Kelley
    Hansel Robles
    Sergio Romo

    reserves:
    Kyle Gibson
    Joe Musgrove

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      HA, nice

      I don’t know their matchups, I’d look at them tho

  58. Jimmy H. says:
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    For whatever reason, Curt Casali was the only Talking Heads reference I’ve seen in fantasy baseball this week. Thank you for that.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Haha

  59. JB says:
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    Good stuff as always. I have to drop one of the following – Marquez, Gallen, Odorizzi. It has to be Marquez at this point, no? I nearly hate-dropped him last night but decided to sleep on it.

    Thanks!

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Thanks! Think you can lose German

  60. lwomack58 says:
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    Y. Diaz or McMahon?

    Thanks

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      McMahon in Coors

  61. Jingle Dahl the Way says:
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    Do you like Logan Allen @MIA as a stream today in 12 team mixed Roto leagues? SON at $7.2

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Yes

  62. baseballbanter says:
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    pick two, you sweet tart tart

    logan allen @ marlins
    zach plesac home v tigers
    danny ponce de leon home v pirates

    thanks yo

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Ha, Allen, Ponce

  63. Aubrey Plaza's Pillow says:
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    espn is f’ing up seriously bad on wheeler, rotoworld report the DL stint at yesterday at 3ish pm or so eastern. STILL not DL’d in espn. i want to add somebody for today you lazy jackasses!

    they went to the trouble of listing him DTD too, which he supposedly isn’t only that. he got the DL already. same in yahoo. i see the issue, the mess didn’t play yesterday and like much other mess bumblehood they i guess didn’t actually DL him yet. some lazy jackass in their front office didn’t put the paperwork through yet, as i’m sure that idiot thought he deserved a break for all his great work and success this franchise earns on a daily basis. except i’m seeing definitive news reports from mess writers that he was in fact already DL’d, so maybe this is just espn/yahoo b.s. ah, but according to the player blurb in fantrax it’s just “the mess PLAN on putting wheeler on DL”. so maybe that report is actually correct and it’s the mess being lazy jackasses, like everybody becomes in september when they have nothing to gain since fantasy leaguers haven’t unioned up yet to lose them money when they F with us for no reason. this could be done. if it cost them money to not DL players and carry out routine transaction reports like this they would do it, since it’s very easy to do. so it seems fantrax’s writers are the only ones who actually have any idea what the F is going on with this. obviously it’ll be just weird if he doesn’t get it in a few hours, but i want to add a good streamer right now.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      I love to pile on ESPN, but MLB transactions say Wheeler hasn’t yet been IL’d

      • Aubrey Plaza's Pillow says:
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        and the only blurb that doesn’t say that is the fantrax one with the “plan to…”AND if you go to mess’s own local reporters is that he has. rotoworld just ran with one of those yesterday, clearly.

        good god, rotoworld just piled on, the newest blurb there says same thing as yesterday… “Wheeler was placed on the injured list with right shoulder fatigue on Monday”

        but not quite yet.

        https://www.newsday.com/sports/baseball/mets/zack-wheeler-injured-list-trade-deadline-1.33871352 (says he did yesterday)

        -https://nypost.com/2019/07/15/mets-trade-chip-zack-wheeler-goes-on-injured-list/ (same thing)

        https://www.amazinavenue.com/2019/7/16/20695955/mets-zack-wheeler-dealing-injury

        -https://www.talkingchop.com/2019/7/15/20692460/mlb-trade-rumors-braves-zack-wheeler-mets. (this one is sourced to an actual twitter update from somebody named passan)

        -https://www.nj.com/yankees/2019/07/mlb-trade-rumors-mets-put-zack-wheeler-on-il-what-it-means-for-yankees.html (this one at least calls itself “rumors” and says “headed to” so not already on it, like all those others above say)

        it’s just atrocious that all these news “sources” say this already happened when it just didn’t. yeah it’s not espn/yahoo’s fault here but fantrax is the only one who are currently blurbing this actually correctly as well.

        • Aubrey Plaza's Pillow says:
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          maybe this is the urine carrier who braun paid off and/or was just stupid/lazy those years ago. would make perfect sense that the mess hired him.

        • Grey

          Grey says:
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          If you look at MLB transactions page you can see who has been IL’d

          • Aubrey Plaza's Pillow says:
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            yeah i’m not disputing that at all yet almost none of these “news” sources knows that. he was DL’d yesterday to them. it is odd that if all of these are wrong in this instance they aren’t wrong way more often, these cases come up all the time.

            • Grey

              Grey says:
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              Agreed

  64. steve stevenson says:
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    AL-only keeper, I’m trying to acquire some SV and an OF for the stretch run, was countered with his Castellanos and Hendriks (neither of which are really keepable at their prices) for my Boyd and Semien (both of which he’d keep, and Boyd has really nice value at $5). While there’s risk of interleague trades for Boyd and Castellanos, I’m thinking this is a no.

    Do you agree? If so, what if I can get him to include H. Robles for extra SV?

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Hold

  65. ellis says:
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    The Line of DeMarquezation: Getting me to laugh at the sheer awfulness of German is brilliant, thank you!

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Ha, No problem

  66. Chucky says:
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    Are you dropping any of Avisail, Buxton, Heyward for Mercado in a keep forever? Even if any of the aforementioned aren’t keepers? Just trying to maintain my ample lead for the remainder of the season.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Garcia

    • Aubrey Plaza's Pillow says:
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      just noticed that avisail is listed as lefty only side guy at depth charts. this doesn’t quite jibe with his starts lately, but he does have an under .600 OPS over the last 30 days (.596), sometimes depthcharts is slow to adjust to things, but maybe this actually is a change what with brosseau hitting very well, lowe really hitting well, choi back etc. his DH time is squeezing pretty badly. meadows does get BN’d for lefties, pham ain’t benched pretty much at all, kiermaier sometimes but avisail can’t play CF anyway.

  67. El Santo says:
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    Awesome rant. Went well with my hangover.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Thanks!

  68. JC says:
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    Kingery Or Dozier ROS?

    • The Harrow says:
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      i’ll assume the good dozier here, but you might not mean him.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Kingery

  69. Looking for a fresh start decided to start German this week…still having dry heaves over that sh*t show. Now on my never again list, I hope he gets lost on the subway in NYC

  70. Gary Z says:
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    What’s up Grey?!

    Is Pineda and CC roster worthy in a 10 team league w QS/W/K’s?

    Thanks !

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Sure, in right matchups

  71. slacks says:
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    Who would you rather target in a trade? Snell or Corbin? Asking price is bout the same for both.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Snell, same-ish

  72. HamPorter says:
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    I’m in a 10 team 5×5 roto AL dynasty league. My pitching staff consists of Cole, Clevinger, Price, ERod, Chirinos, Porcello, and Shawn Kelly, Aaron Bummer, and Hand in the bullpen. I have Plesac stashed and have two weeks two add him back to my roster. Would you wait and see with Plesac or add him for Porcello or Bummer. I have 7 points or more in all pitching categories but my lowest is ERA. Thanks for the help!

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Add him for Bummer

  73. HappyJax says:
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    1. Apologies… R. Perez, Alfaro, or D’Arnaud?
    2. Hold Canning for 1 more, or stream?
    12-team H2H cats. Thx.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      1. Try Travis 2. Lose him

  74. big league choo says:
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    Dynasty QS league

    Trade my Lynn for bumgarner

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Sure

  75. Cap says:
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    Bench one

    Kingery vs LAD (Buehler)
    Voit vs TB (Stanek)
    Riley @ Mil (Woodruff)
    Laureano vs Sea (Gonzales)
    Hiura vs ATL (Wilson)

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Hiura

  76. Max says:
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    Plesac vs Det, Allen @ Mia, or Happ vs TB?

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Allen

  77. Harley Earl says:
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    Hey Grey,

    Loved the mailbag video. Some good info there.

    Just want to make sure I’m getting this correct. Are you saying we should expect Eduardo Escobar’s power numbers to decline in the second half? I would assume that’s pretty obvious considering the average home run distance. But I guess I wanted you to clarify it for me because sometimes I’m not sure what you mean. Thanks!

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Eduardo has been getting lucky across the board on his #s

      • Harley Earl says:
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        Thanks boss. Didn’t realize it extended beyond the power numbers. Appreciate it!

        • Grey

          Grey says:
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          No problem

  78. Slimcompoop says:
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    What’s good Grey? When I checked my phone yesterday evening and saw Marquez’s line, I thought it was a malfunction. Then I had a couple beers while watching the 3rd season of Stranger Things. Woke up this morning and thought it was all a dream. The Line of DeMarquezation:(

    I currently have Chavis at 1B/3B which is so boring. Dietrich, Belt, and Kendrick are three more boring options on the waiver wire. Which is most exciting of the four? Appreciate the write-up.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      It was a brutal start, I should’ve benched him but vs. the Giants, it shouldn’t have been that bad… It shouldn’t have!

      I’d just hold, but they are boring

      • Slimcompoop says:
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        I think Andres Munoz needs to be in your BUY column this Friday. Top relieving prospect in the minors (throw’s consistently 100) who was called up this past Friday. Padres aren’t keeping Yates at the trading deadline. Munoz will be saving in two weeks.

        • Grey

          Grey says:
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          Yates is moving? Wow, hadn’t heard that… You heard that or speculating?

          • Slimcompoop says:
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            I’m speculating that he’s going to get moved at the deadline.

            • Grey

              Grey says:
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              Haha, gotcha

  79. Norman Ginsberg says:
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    12-team h2h. Do you agree that neither Cease nor Marquez have any value and that each could be dropped with no hesitation? I will be cutting one of them today — does either have (even a little) value for their next start: Cease (next start: @TB) or Marquez (@ NYY).

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Can drop them

  80. Michael DePinto says:
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    I remember young(er), naive me leaving my draft in March on top of the world because I was able to nab most of my starting pitching targets…Flaherty, Marquez, Wheeler, Taillon, Lucchesi, Luzardo…

    Fast forward to today and July-me just wants to kick March-Me in the balls!

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      The good news is all pitchers are a mess

      • Michael DePinto says:
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        The funny part (not HaHa) is the only one of my targets I didn’t land was Bieber and of course he is the only one who has been good.

        • Grey

          Grey says:
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          Ha, of course

  81. Alexei Kaleina says:
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    Well, yesterday we were discussing Marquez getting dropped and whether I should drop Lucchesi for him. Or I thought we were, maybe I was just thinking about it. Are we thinking Lucchesi now has more value ROS? I kind of know your answer but just want to hear it anyway haha.

    Also, Luke Weaver has started throwing and is out there on the IL. Have Giancarlo and Salazaar on the IL and stubbornly attached to the upside of Salazaar. Also have Glasnow. Would you drop Glasnow and stash Weaver? Who do you think has more value ROS?

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      I’d go Lucchesi, but can’t really start him in away games with confidence

      Drop Glasnow for Weaver

      • Alexei Kaleina says:
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        Thanks man

        • Grey

          Grey says:
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          No problem

  82. C says:
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    Yo Grey!

    Loved the write up, especially the lead. I need saves to try to retake first place in my 12 team 6×6 (OBP and holds) redraft. I have Kluber on the DL and was hoping for a boost starting next month to my starters, but am thinking of offering him for a closer. I am trying to keep my bats together, but could see offering someone like A. Riley who is usually on my bench.

    Would you trade Kluber for Jansen or another top tier closer? If not, who from below would you try to move for a closer? Here’s my current pitching:

    B. Snell
    S. Bieber
    Y. Chironos
    B. McKay
    M. Soroka

    J. Harder
    L. Jackson
    E. Pagan
    R. Pressly
    A. Swarzak
    A. Minter
    L. Trivino

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Thanks! I’d take Kenley or another top tier closer

  83. C says:
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    Not sure if my other longer comment will come through – said awaiting moderation – so if it doesn’t, 12 team 6×6 Kluber or K. Jansen?

    • C says:
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      You can ignore this one Grey – see above. Thanks!

      • Grey

        Grey says:
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        No problem

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Jansen

  84. Andy Dwyer says:
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    Should I deal Eloy and Shane Greene for Giolito ? rest of teamis below. not sure if I need the power given my squad. Thoughts?

    Garver
    Hoskins
    Hunter Dozier
    Hiura
    Breman
    Lourdes Gurriel
    DeJong
    Judge
    Eloy
    Nate Lowe
    Laureano
    Segura
    Buxton
    Garrett Cooper
    Ozuna

    Ryu
    Caleb Smith
    Bumgarner
    Berrios
    Miley
    Lester
    Greene
    Vazquez
    Kimbrel

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Sounds fair, do you need the arm? I’d do it if I did

  85. pinkman says:
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    I was listening to the Revisionist History podcast and they mentioned the Lucchesi crime family on the 4th of July episode… you know Razzball came to mind immediately and I lawled.

    Guy in my 15-team 5×5 AL Only dynasty is offering Judge and Shawn Kelley for all of my draft picks plus Kyle Gibson. We get three draft picks per year and the rest of the draft is Auction, with 8 keepers per team. I’m in last place in saves (no holds), and my pitching is atrocious, but my batting isn’t bad and I’m close to the top in almost everything, which gives me hope for getting out of eighth place if I stream my ass off (20 points out of first, though). Judge can be kept for next year in place of JoRam.

    Here’s my team (apologies for length)… what do you think? Acccept or reject?

    C Herrmann
    C Phegley
    1B Nate Lowe
    2B L Gurriel
    3B Devers
    SS Semien
    CI JoRam
    MI Rengifo
    OF Betts
    OF Laureano
    OF Goodrum
    OF C Stewart
    OF Starling
    DH Thaiss

    IL B Lowe
    IL E Rosario
    IL Piscotty
    M DJ Stewart
    M Tellez

    P Gibson
    P R Lopez
    P N Cortes
    P Givens
    P D Castillo
    P LeClerc
    P Pressly
    P Bummer
    P Hembree

    IL Peacock
    IL Shoemaker
    IL Loaisiga
    IL Kopech
    IL A Adams
    M Urquidy
    M C Adams

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Lucchesi Crime Syndicate and Cannoli Rollers!

      Wow, I think you take Judge and run, but I don’t know what kind of talent is in your drafts

      • pinkman says:
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        Thanks Grey! We can only draft guys on 25-man rosters. The top draft pick this year was Correa, but the picks after him were forgettable. Most of the best guys are thrown out for bidding in the first two rounds, which are auction.

        • Grey

          Grey says:
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          Yeah, sounds fine then

  86. Snacks Zillion says:
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    Loved the intro, lol. Just swung a trade. 12 team h2h weekly points league.
    I gave – Paddack, D. German and Chavis
    I get – G. Cole, E. Escobar.
    I am already deep at SP so seemed like a no Brainer hitting accept, especially with possible innings limit on Paddack and D. German. What do you think?

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Thanks! Sounds solid!

  87. Chris says:
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    10 team H2H points league

    I’m getting ready to drop German. The following are available:

    Flaherty
    Caleb Smith
    Happ

    Who should I pick up?

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Flaherty

  88. GreenMachine says:
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    Grey!

    What do you make of JoRam’s recent “hot streak”? Just smoke or is it fire? Considering trying to trade for him for a big second half but also don’t want that 200 avg in my life AT ALL if he doesn’t find that fire.

    Thank u

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      I ranked and projected him in the top 100, I think he can be around a .250 hitter

      • Grey

        Grey says:
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        With steals, and some power

  89. KrazyIvan says:
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    Benching Howie Kendrick for 5 straight games is so crazy that I’m begging to think it’s his idea.
    It’s hit as balls, the team he plays for is so outside the mainstream it’s ridiculous, and he’s like- F*** it, I’m too old for this s***!!

    I mean, I’m looking at Brian Dozier, Ryan Zimmerman and Matt Adams as anyone who cares about winning is trying to bench as many of these dudes as possible and it just ain’t happening. So weird.

    • KrazyIvan says:
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      Sorry for the typos,

      I just realized that Dave Martinez couldn’t even start him when they’re using a DH!! Like for reelz, he has all three of those *** clowns in the lineup together!

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Why would you bench arguably your best hitter ever more than one game? It’s like MLB managers try to lose

  90. Fabsy says:
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    I was watching the Rockies game while at work and the broadcasters actually started to scribble out the score throughout various points of the game. Made for some humour during a humiliating game.

    Anyways, a guy in my league has been desperately trying to trade Jean Segura for some reason (did research other than some minor heel injury he’s currently dealing with he seems to be relatively healthy)

    I got offered my Lorenzo Cain for his Jean Segura

    Is it worth making the trade? They seem to be similar players and my infield lacks no skill having C. Santana, Whit, Breg and Nado with Goldy in Utility.

    Thanks as always you guys are the best!

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Ha, yeah, saw that on the score

      Similar, but solid trade if you need a SS

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Which it doesn’t seem like you need, so meh.. It’s fair/even

  91. herschel says:
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    @Grey: weekly roto redraft. TreaT/kimbrel for Degrom/Khris D? who do ya like?

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      deGrom side by a hair, but if you need steals then Trea

  92. Smell The Glove says:
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    12 team 7×7 keeper league (TB and OPS): Lorenzo Cain was dropped, would you drop either Jay Bruce or Oscar Mercado for him? Or hold?

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Mercado

  93. stevie says:
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    Afternoon Grey! Better pickup for a bench bat ROS, Hiura or Candelario? Do you have a preference?

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Afternoon, Hiura

  94. Metric Man says:
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    Josh Bell –

    Hit .208 in June and .244 in July, but in one of those July games he went 4/6 with 3 HR and 7 RBI. He’s hitting a meager .219 in 133 at-bats in June/July combined and has gone hitless in 7 of 11 games this month. The concerning part is his K rate was up to 27% in June and 32% in July so far, including 0 for last 18.

    I think we’ve already seen the best of Bell this season. His overall season stats look good, but the escalating K rate and weak average the last month and half I’m wondering if:

    1. I should make an offer to trade Bell for Pete Alonso as my 1B?
    2. Move Hoskins to 1B and trade Bell for Springer?

    Thoughts?

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Been saying this

      1. Yes 2. Sure

      • Metric Man says:
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        Between 1 and 2 what the best play?

        • Grey

          Grey says:
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          Prolly lean Springer

  95. Steve says:
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    ROS, 10T 5×5 redraft

    Drop Marquez for Pineda, Mikolas, Quintana or Fried (to stash)?

    Thanks

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Quintana

  96. krazyivan says:
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    Sad to see Willie Calhoun sent down. Maybe they will start him at 3B and 2B back on the farm. Maybe he will get one more chance this year but we’re probably looking at 2020.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      He’s looking at being on another team who will play him

  97. Harley Earl says:
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    Hey Grey,

    Dynasty keep forever league: Trade Alex Reyes for Edwin Diaz? Or hold Reyes?

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Diaz

  98. saint says:
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    Hello Grey,

    12 Team H2H 6×6 OPS Redraft

    I’m also a little concerned about Voit and Olson has been on fire.

    Voit or Olson ROS?

    Thanks again for your thoughts

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Voit, but close, could go either way

  99. Alex says:
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    Cano over Biggio at 2B in a 12 team H2H?

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Yes

  100. RobMac says:
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    Grey,

    Thanks for what you do every day!

    11-team roto 6×6 (Avg and OBP, Sv+Hd), which side?

    Snell/Matt Barnes for Paddack/Hand

    Trade Analyzer says Snell side by $12…. Doesn’t seem that lopsided to me.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      No problem…Snell side

  101. primetime says:
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    Grey, 10 team OBP 5×5

    1. What side? Lindor Rizzo Rosario for Arenado T Turner Harper

    2. Does it help me or meh?

    Grandal
    Rizzo
    Moncada
    Gurriel Y
    Lindor
    Bellinger
    Riley
    Desmond
    Tatis

    Verlander
    Scherzer
    Bauer
    Bieber
    German D

    Vazquez
    Hadder

    Benc
    Meadows
    Mancini
    Bichette
    Danny Santana
    Ozuna DL
    Rosario DL

    Soroka
    Giolito
    Gray S
    Severino DL

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Arenado 2. Yes it’s good

  102. herschel says:
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    @Grey: sagnof. trying to trade kimbrel but no one is biting. kimbrel for darvish or hold?

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Hold

  103. RotoSlayer says:
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    What are we doing with Giles and his recent arm troubles? Drop, hold, buy?

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Guess hold but prolly drop if can’t hold

  104. Sh says:
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    Grey,

    In a 20 team head to head dynasty league would you deal Luis Robert and Nate Lowe for Clevinger. I have Benintendi Eloy Acuna and Robles in the OF. Or would you deal Robles and keep Roberts or hold altogether.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Hold

  105. JP says:
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    HxH league, how would you rank these hitters ROS:

    Jeff McNeil, A. Hicks, Pollock?

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Pollock, McNeil

  106. herschel says:
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    @Grey: thoughts on matz? didnt look terrible in a tough road start, of course he was on a pitch count, so sure that helped limit the damage. drop for mckay in redraft?

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Meh, Conforto limited the damage on one ball that could’ve killed his line

  107. Metric Man says:
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    Would you take K. Bryant for Josh Bell?

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Sure

  108. William Hung says:
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    I don’t understand how the Giants pitchers have succeeded at Coors

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      It’s to make Marquez feel worse

      • William Hung says:
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        And Adalberto Mondesi goes down tonight. Dude, this season has been such a struggle for me after a great April/May.

        Prayer octagon for Mondesi that this isn’t a season ender – he went down hard for that foul ball on his arm/shoulder

        • Grey

          Grey says:
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          Ugh, that sucks

  109. krazyivan says:
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    I don’t really mind that Neris gives up a three run homer in the 9th. I mean, we realize that they are playing a sport where the pitcher is throwing a mexican jumping bean to a batter while playing in a Cracker Jack box stadium in Philly.

    I do though have a huge problem with Neris’ mental state when he throws the next pitch 95 mph behind Freese’s ear. WTF, this guy doesn’t need to be pitching in high leverage situations if he can’t handle his s**t.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Haha, totally

  110. krazyivan says:
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    Garrett Cooper has such an impressive hr/fb %. He still drives me nuts most days with al the ground balls, but I’ve been impressed overall. I feel like he is a swing adjustment away fro being the next Josh Bell. The guy can fast out hit, he’s just got to elevate more batted balls.

  111. Kruk_Ain't_An_Athlete says:
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    Catcher question…SORRY!

    14-team 2-Catcher OBP league. Ugh.

    I have Garver and Sisco.

    Available guys: Tony Wolters, Kyle Farmer (has C elig now), Casali, Flowers, Barnes, Iannetta, Vogt, K.Smith, and Herrmann.

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