Corbin Carroll had two of Arizona’s FIFTEEN hits last night as the D-Backs did their best impression of the worst hosts in baseball with a 9-0 thumping of Nick Lodolo and the Cincinnati Reds. The Snakes were biting in Arizona as Gabriel Moreno (2-for-5, 1 RBI, 5th SB), Geraldo Perdomo (3-for-5, 2 R, 1 RBI), […]
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Willson Contreras
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Boston Tea Party Missing Their Ketel
August 17, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 159 Commentsby: Grey
Ketel Marte didn’t show up to Fenway Park on Monday, and, honestly, good for him. Mondays stink. As someone who went to school in Boston and went AWOL from freshman through junior year, due to, uh, one Ketel, been there, man. (Okay, in fairness, we put Popov vodka in a bottle of Ketel to try […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Alex Bregman Cub Finds Nats’ Arms As Easy As 1-2-3
August 12, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 121 Commentsby: Grey
Wanna have a little laugh-a-rooski at my expense? Of course you do! For last week’s Buy/Sell, which is really a Buy/Drop (but trademark attorneys couldn’t secure it), I wrote to drop Alex Bregman, but then prior to publishing it, I thought, “Grey, you big lug! You who’s-he-what’s-it’s! You surprisingly tall and slender man, you! No […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Perez’s Eurythmic Starts Are Made Of Sweet Dreams
August 11, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 184 Commentsby: Grey
Eury Perez might’ve became an ace, I think. I don’t want to say that he did and have him go caca-cuckoo and sideways. I’m very careful about what I say, even if it seems like I’m literally putting my mouth into a megaphone and screaming at speech-to-text on my phone. “Get me a seltzer! Order […]
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Red Sox, Tolle, Turn A’s To Ks For More Ws
August 8, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 33 Commentsby: Dan Pants
The Red Sox cannot be stopped. Nine straight! Twenty-seven of the last thirty. The team that looked destined for the dregs of the league has somehow clawed its way into something that feels less like a season and more like a baseball myth being written as we watch. And maybe the most beautiful part is […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Ohtani And PCA Have A Jack-Off
August 5, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 179 Commentsby: Grey
The NL MVP race seems to be shaping up to be between two guys. Yesterday, that race shaped up as they shipped out balls. It’s between Shohei Ohtani, the every-year MVP and Ed Sheeran– Sorry, being told that is not Ed Sheeran. That’s Pete Crow-Armstrong. They both lit up the scoreboard yesterday. PCA went 3-for-5, […]
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Points Leagues: August Infield Rankings
August 3, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Points Leagues | 7 Commentsby: Latch-Key Kid
As we get into August, how I approach these rankings is going to change slightly. They still aren’t going to be a straight Power Ranking of who has been good recently, as that isn’t particularly predictive going forward. However, while patience with some players could still be rewarded the way they have recently with the […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Max Clark was called up by the Tigers and the chain discourse is about to get crazier than what was Nancy Reagan doing on Mr. T’s lap. You look at Max Clark’s sprint speed and I look at Max Clark’s sprint speed with and without chains. We. Are. Not. The. Same. You look at Max […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Drake And Austin Capitolize On Texas Pitching
July 19, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 243 Commentsby: Grey
Comatose Braves fan, who’s been out since March, “Why does the nurse keep pinching shut my IV and saying pausa de hidratación? Well, nevertheless, I see Austin Riley went 3-for-4 with 4 RBIs and his 11th and 12th homer, and three homers in three games. [humming Joe Walsh] Life is good so far…Austin Riley is […]
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The World Cup Finals is Sunday, which means it’s possible someone could whiff on a decisive penalty kick, and etch themselves into the Hall of Shame. When it happens, an analyst on the postgame show may offer the classic defense: only those who take penalties can miss them. To look like a fool, you must […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?The Nats declared the A’s home field a Nationals Park Friday after Washington scored a franchise-record 23 runs on 21 hits and handed the lowly Athletics their tenth straight loss. With a score like 23-4, Nats seem more than ready for football season. Same Nats, same. How early is too early to draft Kyle Pitts. […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Top 100 for the 2nd Half of 2026 Fantasy Baseball
July 13, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Rankings | 238 Commentsby: Grey
Before we get into the top 100 for the 2nd half of 2026 fantasy baseball, let’s just be glad our 18-year-old selves can’t see us now, we’d get beat up! But our twelve-year-old selves would think we’re the coolest! So, as with all of the other 2026 fantasy baseball rankings, slop this up with a […]
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