I was expecting regression from Munetaka Murakami. There’s just no way he could keep up with what he was doing. You don’t strikeout that much and not slump tremendously. Regression I was prepared for. Regression I could handle. Not an injury! Not like this! Nooooooo!!! I screamed into the abyss and waited and waited. Finally, […]
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Eugenio Suarez
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Hello, Razzball Friends! Here’s a clue about what you are going to see a lot today: Back boys, Back boys, Whatcha gonna do, Whatcha gonna do when the IL comes for you? Updates From Last Time A few situations from the previous column that deserve a check-in: Garrett Crochet (SP, BOS..NOT CWS) – Shoulder Inflammation: […]
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Skenes Sends Rockies To The Pitt
May 12, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 350 Commentsby: Grey
April 13th was the last time Paul Skenes walked a hitter. It was James Wood, the NL leader in walks. Last night, Paul Skenes struck out the side in the first two innings, then Willi Castro laid down a bunt to open the third, because, as Biff once said, he’s chicken! In those first two […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Jersey Mall Rats Excited About Spencer’s Gifts
May 7, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 167 Commentsby: Grey
Jasson Dominguez went after a Nimmo liner (not an ocean liner, but a ball), and he ran hard into the wall. He fell, but eventually he was sitting up, talking, and he didn’t seem to be doing a Rod Tidwell. He was carted off the field, and, later, diagnosed with an AC sprain, hitting the […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Bonjour, Razzcals! Quick Question: Who needs tax season when you can come to Ambulance Chasers to seek pain and view mind-numbing content? We’re barely a month into the season, and the injury ledger is already running as long as the zeroes on my invoice from Uncle Sam when I did a 401k rollover incorrectly. Taking […]
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In our 137th episode, Mike Couillard and Jeremy Brewer discuss the omnibus of MLB firings, promotions, and injuries over the last week before analyzing some prospects outside of The Itch‘s preseason Top 100 that are off to booming starts. You can find us on bluesky at @cardscategories.bsky.social, @mcouill7.bsky.social, and @jbrewer17.bsky.social. Email the pod at [email protected]. Links to things discussed in the […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Kyle Harrison’s Cheese Makes Pirates Booty
April 26, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 358 Commentsby: Grey
I’m gonna try something. Gonna punch myself in the mouth and see something. [does just that] Berfect, nob I hab a fat lip. Thibs is great! [calls my league commissioner] Nob this isn’t a butt bial. I have problem wib my team. I have Kyle Bradish bub youb see I pronounce lots of B’s because […]
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Cortes Conquers A’s/Tex
April 25, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 30 Commentsby: Dan Pants
No disrespect to the “explorers” of my youth, who we now teach were brutal conquerors at best and genocidal maniacs at worst, but hey, they got a strait named after them, and we can use their “discoveries” for fun nicknames for sports ballers. The A’s Carlos Cortes, who I’m now calling El Conquistador hit two […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Sal Stewart (2-for-4, 6 RBIs and his 6th and 7th homer, hitting .323) is the first time in the history of the Reds that I’ve liked a hitter coming into the year and he’s actually performed well. Matt McLain? More like Matt McLame (wiped out his whole family with that one). TJ Friedl? More like […]
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Draft season is full of hopes and dreams and imagining best-case scenarios. Then the games start, and reality smacks you in the face. Alas. It’s too early to have any drastic changes to the rankings, as the sample size is just way too small. It doesn’t mean that feelings about particular players doesn’t change at all, […]
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Managers Don’t Care About Fantasy Stats: Corner Report
April 1, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball | 4 Commentsby: kelder
Welcome to the first week of corner infield things with actual game data! It’s a fun time of year. No need to worry about slow starts yet, and many hot starts to go through. There are a couple of rookies who are adding a dash of excitement to the mix. Here we go! Nah, wait, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Eleven years ago, I wrote, “The Rockies made official what seemed inevitable for the last week, Trevor Story will be the starting shortstop in Colorado. As a visiting dignitary gets a key to the city, Story earned the shortstop job and was handed one of Tulo’s old hamstrings. ‘May your hamstrings stay forever young.’ That’s […]
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