Ya know when you don’t know where you’re going in NYC and the taxis take you for a whole ride? “I’d like to go to see the Empire State Building.” “Right-o, champ! Tourist, huh?” “Yes, I am very happy to be in your great city.” Boom, he’s taking you from Chinatown to LaGuardia. You’re gonna […]
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Cubs got three touchdowns yesterday and a safety off the Padres. Speaking of which, our fantasy football content is beginning to start rocking and/or rolling, or maybe that’s rumbling and tumbling. Look at Grey pretending to know anything about football! Stop me if you’ve heard this before Dansby Swanson–stopped. Sorry, that’s it! Don’t say anymore! […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Mariners are calling up Colt Emerson and I started screaming tridents up so loud I blacked out and hit my head. I woke up in the city of Atlantis. I said to the fish people, “Gggggrgggegggh.” And they said back to me, “Gggggrgggegggh.” How pleasant. I asked them if they had any thoughts on Colt […]
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Ambulance Chasers: Juan And Done?
April 17, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Injury Report | 3 Commentsby: keelinbillue
Welcome back to the Pain Train, Razzball Enjoyers and Haters. Since we last met, things have escalated quickly, and at the top of that escalator, there is a revolving door. No time to waste. Let’s hop in! Updates From Last Time We’ll go a little backwards this week and start with a few follow-ups on […]
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White Sox Hope Noah Brings The Bagels On The Scoreboard
April 12, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 420 Commentsby: Grey
I should probably listen to the last three months of our Cards & Categories podcast with Jeremy and Mike and their Noah Schultz content to get a better handle here. [does just that] Wow, I should’ve paused at some point, I really have to pee. So, the boys loved Noah Schultz a lot. This is […]
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Man, that opening week on the waiver wire was insane. You can really rebuild the backend of your team in the opening weeks, and I can’t believe how much turnover there’s been so far. One thing we never discuss in terms of the waiver wire is who to drop. That’s pretty much up to you […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Eleven years ago, I wrote, “The Rockies made official what seemed inevitable for the last week, Trevor Story will be the starting shortstop in Colorado. As a visiting dignitary gets a key to the city, Story earned the shortstop job and was handed one of Tulo’s old hamstrings. ‘May your hamstrings stay forever young.’ That’s […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?You probably recognize me from my typical Streamers piece, but I’ve added this waiver wire article to my ledger. I can’t wait to dive into it this season because I have so much to say every week when it comes to fantasy baseball! We have a few days of baseball in the books, which means […]
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10 Bold Predictions For 2026 Fantasy Baseball
March 14, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball | 11 Commentsby: RotoSurgeon
Spring Training is in full swing, drafts are underway, and the 2026 fantasy baseball season is almost here. That means it’s time to put some stakes in the ground that will either age like fine wine or haunt me until next season… These are my ten bold predictions for the upcoming season, ranging from bounce-backs, […]
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OF Playing Time Battles: AL Edition
March 10, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball | 12 Commentsby: Disco Stu
The WBC is in full swing, but Spring Training still rolls on and we have playing time battles galore as we do every season. Let’s look at a few AL Outfield situations that have implications for our drafts and auctions, generally those of the deeper variety. The number next to everyone is their Average Draft […]
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February 2, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Rankings, Featured | 58 Commentsby: Grey
We’re deep, deep, deep, and these guys might not be playable. The top 100 outfielders for 2026 fantasy baseball are your flyers in most leagues, and your 5th and 6th outfielders in deep leagues. Keep in mind, we have NL-Only rankings, and AL-Only rankings. If you have no need for these outfielders in your league, think […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Phils decided to take their whoops, put them in a can of ass and unleash the whoop ass on the O’s. Leading the charge was Kyle Schwarber (3-for-5, 6 RBIs, and his 39th and 40th homer), who I’d like to take a moment to appreciate because I’ve never done that before. He reminds me of […]
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