When One Lindor Closes, A Luisangel Sneaks In Through The Window

“‘Yo, we’ll see you in the playoffs, baby bro!’ Right?! Hahahaha, that’s what Ronald Acuña Jr. said to Luisangel Acuña, right? Because Ronald is playing too, right?” Um, Comatose Braves Fan, how long have you been out? “Roughly six months, I miss anything?” So, Luisangel Acuña was called up this weekend with Lindor tweaking his […]

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Five Knocks In Phoenix

by: Grey

Yesterday, the DBags showed why they might be the most feared offense in baseball. The bottom of their lineup is better than the Dodgers’ bottom. Their top is better than the Yanks’ top. This is not just hyperbole. I did a stats search. Look at the big brain on Grey! They lead MLB in runs, […]

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Yanks Finally Waving That Sweet Jasson Our Face

September 9, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 148 Comments

by: Grey

Even, and this is 100% true, Alex Verdugo rostered Jasson Dominguez (1-for-4, 1 run, 1 steal) in his fantasy league. Even Verdugo’s mom was like, “Boy, I love you, but I have a H2H league I’m trying to win.” It seemed like up until yesterday, Jasson Dominguez was rostered everywhere by everyone except by the […]

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Astros Serve Arrighetti With A Side of Yordan Meatballs

August 28, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 205 Comments

by: Grey

Houston ain’t got a problem! Hashtag nailed it! Hashtag blessed for Dad jokes! Hashtag I still got it! [as I walk off the curb, sprain my ankle and trip into the sewer] I’m good! Little help! Captain Woo Cubano’s three homers yesterday brought him a step closer to respectability. By which I mean, anyone who […]

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Gavin Knew Something About Governing The Rays

August 25, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 224 Comments

by: Grey

Rays got Stone’d yesterday. Not as in they thought it was Max Munchies, and giggled for an hour straight. Not as in they showed too much knee and al-Qaeda stoned them. Not as in they were a fan of The Beatles than they matured into an adult, stopped liking kiddie music, and heard the much […]

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Looks Like Another Perfect Day, Kyle Loves LA

August 7, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 290 Comments

by: Grey

Look at that mountain Look at those trees Look at that Bum over there, man, did that ex-Giants pitcher retire? Trout’s down due to his knees Look at these Schwarbombin’ There ain’t nothing like ’em nowhere Kyle Schwarber‘s 4 hits (we love it) Kyle Schwarber three dongs (we love it) 25th, 26th and 27th homers (we […]

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He’s Quite The Rooker For Those A’s

July 23, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 246 Comments

by: Grey

This post is called giving flowers. I am at the headquarters for 1-800-Flowers, answering questions like, “Why didn’t I just call them?” and “What do you mean you don’t know our number?” and “If you’re allergic, that’s even more of a reason not to be here, isn’t it?” Questions like that! But you know what, […]

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Fantasy Baseball Podcast: Post MLB All-Star Game Sex Panther

July 23, 2024 | All Podcasts, Podcast, Razzball Podcast |

by: B_Don

On this week’s Razzball Fantasy Baseball Podcast, Grey and B_Don talk about some of the happenings after the MLB All-Star Game. We start with some of the promotions with Jacob Wilson’s bad injury luck, Nacho(ooooo) Alvarez Jr., and Tyler Phillips coming off a strong start. Next up, we talk about a few big name starting […]

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The Cream And The Crap: All-Star Break Edition

July 3, 2024 | Deep Thoughts | 7 Comments

by: Coolwhip

Hey Razzfaithful, back in the saddle after returning from a family vacation. With renewed clarity and a sunburn, I’m ready to take on a midseason review of my sleepers and deep dives from the early going. Call it a furthering need for authenticity. I do my best to practice this with my work and family, […]

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Dos Vientos

June 25, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 189 Comments

by: Grey

[rubbing the plush purple belly of Grimace for good luck] May my dreams that have not yet been realized — like becoming a billionaire and winning my fantasy league, not in that order — come true. “Hello, boys and five girls!” What the heck? You’re not Grimace! Are you freakin’ Barney? “That’s right, boys and […]

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Top 100 Outfielders For 2024 Fantasy Baseball: Sunrise Edition

June 19, 2024 | Top 100 Outfielders | 11 Comments

by: Coolwhip

Intro It’s time for another outfield update as we enter the dog days of summer. Since our last update, Aaron Judge has taken over the top spot and the league as he caught fire like the surface of the sun. No one is hotter than he. But Heliot Ramos is coming close, and his name […]

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Grandpa Anthony Rizzo Is Out, Uncle Ben Rice Is In

June 18, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 244 Comments

by: Grey

Ben Rice… Uncle Ben’s Rice… Brace for Rice… Rice brace… Grimace! Oh my God! Oh my God! The Yankees are trying to steal the Mets’ glory! Is Ben Rice purple? Is he the shape of a teardrop? Is he purple and the shape of a teardrop?! Does he make love to women incessantly like a […]

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