Cubs got three touchdowns yesterday and a safety off the Padres. Speaking of which, our fantasy football content is beginning to start rocking and/or rolling, or maybe that’s rumbling and tumbling. Look at Grey pretending to know anything about football! Stop me if you’ve heard this before Dansby Swanson–stopped. Sorry, that’s it! Don’t say anymore! […]
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Cody Bellinger
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The Chicago White Sox shredded the Royals like Italian Beef on Friday night, as Kansas City took the L to an absolute slug fest. In a historic win, it was break out star first baseman slash heartthrob Miguel Vargas who got the blowout started with his 18th home run a three run bomb that sparked […]
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Missouri Fathers Celebrate With Dongs
June 21, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 273 Commentsby: Grey
“Hello Sharks! Every Mother’s Day, MLB wheels out there some pink bats. Well, this year I have something for the gentlemen on Father’s Day!” [reveals two rosin bags tied to the knob of a baseball bat, dangling, a quick succession of “I’m out”] “So, you don’t want to see my heated ice cream scooper that […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Only A Chicken Wouldn’t Buy Samad Guy In San Diego
June 19, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 241 Commentsby: Grey
What’s the most annoying thing a teenager can do? I’m going with “I’m not touching you,” when they’re like an inch away from you. Just so annoying. Another top annoying thing? When you’re mad, they know you’re mad, and you say, “No, I’m not mad,” then they say, “Ooh, you’re so mad!” Actually, that might […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Stowers Leads The Miami Pound Machine Conga Vs Phillies
June 17, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 139 Commentsby: Grey
What if we stop messing around and get down to straight biznasty? Kyle Stowers (4-for-5, 5 RBIs and his 6th and 7th homers, hitting .226), what’s the deal with that young fella? Toast or toast with the image of Wayne Huizenga in a Marlins cap? Butter or butter melted over Wayne’s face? Still good or […]
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Complete-ly Mis-erable
June 13, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 42 Commentsby: Dan Pants
MisIO’s latest update makes history starting with faster speeds, increased efficiency and introducing warped eye guy emoji. I hate to do another Mis lede but he just keeps making history, it’s my journalistic duty, my hands sweaty, dirty, grubby and tied! Milwaukee Brewers Ace slash heartthrob slash Disclosure Day alien slash AI-generated starter Jacob Misiorowski […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? There’s No Safer Bet Than Buying A Share Of Luis L.
June 12, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 241 Commentsby: Grey
A Muslim imam, a rabbi, and a priest are in a raft. They heard a tsunami was headed their way, so they went to sea because they’re hoping it’s a quicker death than having Garrett Mitchell, Sal Frelick or Blake Perkins as their fantasy outfielder. If only they heard Luis Lara just got paid and […]
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Points Leagues: June Outfield Rankings
June 8, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball | 5 Commentsby: Latch-Key Kid
Here we go for another look at the outfield situation. Before we get into it, there are a couple of things that I think are worth noting. First, you’ll see that I do not currently have Aaron Judge ranked. If he wasn’t hurt, he’d obviously be in the top-3, and probably not second or third. […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Texas Wallops And deGromit Claymate The Guardians
June 7, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 285 Commentsby: Grey
Yesterday, Arlington played like it never plays. Like a hitters’ park. Well, it played that way for the Rangers, at least. Jacob deGrom (6 IP, 0 ER, 5 baserunners, 6 Ks, ERA at 3.18) had no problem. Took him 260 starts and 13 years to get 100 wins. This was win 101, and now he’s […]
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So what if you took a bunch of us “experts” and gave us $260 to bid with and populate a fantasy team? How accurately can we value these guys? Well, it’s technically still early, but not too soon to see that just like every other year, we’ve missed a lot. Here are the top 10 […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Cristopher Sanchez had a May. Oh, did he have a May. Yesterday, he went 7 IP, 0 ER, 6 hits, zero walks, 9 Ks, ERA at 1.47. That brings his May totals to 39 IP, 25 hits allowed, three walks, 45 Ks, 0.72 WHIP and a 0.000000000000000000 ERA. Scoreless. Cristopher Sanchez now has five consecutive […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? A’s Bring Jump Up, 25-Man Roster Gets Down
May 26, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 176 Commentsby: Grey
Names that are verbs are badass. Mark Spitz? Oh, hell yeah. Busta Rhymes? Yes, absolutely. Ben Folds? Okay, I’m with it. When going formal, does he hang out with Jeremy Irons? Hope so! That brings us to the A’s calling up, Gage Jump (5 IP, 4 ER, 10 baserunners, 5 Ks), the fantastically named double […]
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