Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! We’ll start with a quote today, and I swear it connects to the title. “Youth is wasted on the young.” Now, I don’t know who said it, but I’ll assume it wasn’t Max Scherzer, Justin Verlander, or Clayton Kershaw. Maybe it was George Bernard Shaw? And, no, that last dude wasn’t […]
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Little Zebby Baked Up Some Snack Cakes This Week
August 30, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 202 Commentsby: Grey
Could Zebby Matthews (8 1/3 IP, 1 ER, 5 hits, zero walks, 5 Ks, ERA at 4.58) of the Matthewsses be having himself a star mitzvah? Let’s see the background on him: His real name is Daniel Zebulon Matthews. Honestly, smart move to go by Zebby. Zebulon is out of this world on its own. […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? The Big Dumper Stops Taking A Big Dump For One Night
August 24, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 131 Commentsby: Grey
Okay, we have to talk about Cal Raleigh (3-for-3, 4 RBIs and his 15th, 16th and 17th homer). I should’ve told you to drop him April. Maybe that would’ve got him going earlier. When not accounting for injury, this season is the worst follow-up to a MVP-like year ever. I can’t think of many that […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! We’re officially in the final week of August, which means it’s a good time to check in on our AL Cy Young Award odds (according to the ESPN odds tracker). Let’s get something out of the way first: Cam Schlittler is having himself a fantastic year. But why put your hard-earned dollars […]
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Razzballers, welcome to another week of Two-Start Pitchers! This week we will highlight Cade Cavalli and his great schedule for the fantasy baseball playoffs! Vs LHH Cavalli throws a steady mix of four-seam fastballs and a knuckle curve, compared to vs RHH, which is four-seam, knuckle curve, sweeper, and sinker. Currently holds a 3.22 ERA […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Boston Tea Party Missing Their Ketel
August 17, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 159 Commentsby: Grey
Ketel Marte didn’t show up to Fenway Park on Monday, and, honestly, good for him. Mondays stink. As someone who went to school in Boston and went AWOL from freshman through junior year, due to, uh, one Ketel, been there, man. (Okay, in fairness, we put Popov vodka in a bottle of Ketel to try […]
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Top 100 Starting Pitchers – The Pfaadt Boy Is Back
August 17, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, Top 100 Starting Pitchers | 24 Commentsby: MarmosDad
Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! It was a tough headline to figure out this week. I came very close to running with a Reid Detmers breakdown, especially after his 11-strikeout manhandling of the Royals on Saturday night. But the more I thought about it, the clearer it all became. It was time to get Pfaadt. And, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Razzballers, welcome back to another week of two-start pitcher rankings! Pitching rotations post trade deadline have begun to take shape and arms are returning from the IL as we ramp towards the fantasy playoffs. With only a couple of Ace’s going this week there is plenty to pick from in the “Good” two-start category. My […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Alex Bregman Cub Finds Nats’ Arms As Easy As 1-2-3
August 12, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 121 Commentsby: Grey
Wanna have a little laugh-a-rooski at my expense? Of course you do! For last week’s Buy/Sell, which is really a Buy/Drop (but trademark attorneys couldn’t secure it), I wrote to drop Alex Bregman, but then prior to publishing it, I thought, “Grey, you big lug! You who’s-he-what’s-it’s! You surprisingly tall and slender man, you! No […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Top 100 Starting Pitchers – Somebody Tolle-d Me
August 10, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, Top 100 Starting Pitchers | 37 Commentsby: MarmosDad
Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! “Well, somebody Tolle-d me that you had a boyfriend”? Uh, hey Las Vegas rock band “The Killers”, I wouldn’t necessarily call Payton Tolle a boyfriend, but if you said that I had a Fantasy Baseball mancrush? Well, that’d be a tough one to argue. And, dearest reader, I don’t know what […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Buy George, I Think Yanks Got It!
August 7, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 139 Commentsby: Grey
Funniest thing about me thinking George Lombard Jr. sounds like he’s 120 years old and a former lead in George Cukor films is that he looks like he’s 12: Honestly, if that kid said to me where’s the Axe Spray, because he thought I worked at CVS because I’m old enough to be his grandfather […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Aint No Thingler Like A Dillon Dingler
August 6, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 115 Commentsby: Grey
Yesterday, to honor Dillon Dingler, I did as I’ve done every day this summer, I dressed up like a poop emoji to watch the Tigers game from my house. I’m the Head Dingler Dangler, as you know. Unfortunately, I went outside to grab my Postmates (three-bean burrito, no lettuce), when my neighbor yelled at me, […]
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