The All-Star break always feels like the perfect time to look ahead. Not to the second half of 2026 as that story is still being written. Instead, let’s jump ahead to next spring’s fantasy drafts. If the 2027 fantasy baseball season started tomorrow, who would you want with the first overall pick? That’s the question we’ll answer next week when I unveil my Top 10 hitters for 2027. Before we get there, though, we need to establish the player pool. This isn’t a dynasty ranking. Prospect pedigree doesn’t matter. Age only matters if it changes next year’s outlook.
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Kyle Schwarber
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O’Hearn Shamrocks All Clover The Braves
July 7, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 216 Commentsby: Grey
Ryan O’Hearn (4-for-5, 10 RBIs and his 14th, 15th and 16th homer) did what they call in the business, The Swanson. The Swanson is when you’re box score is so full and you can’t eat another bite, then they hit another homer and, boy, now I’m not sure I can have dessert. The Swanson is […]
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Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! It was a busy weekend in MarmoVille for your Top 100 Starting Pitcher writer. For the record, the photoshopped picture turned out WAY BETTER than the AI version did. And, yes, I’m representing the brand as well. Human interaction for the win! If anyone caught my Saturday morning stand-in for Dan […]
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I put it off as long as I could. It’s not that I’m against rankings. I quite like reading them and using them. And I don’t have any problem doing them on a small-scale, position-by-position basis. But how the 5th best SS compares to the 13th best OF and the 9th best SP? How do […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Who has the most homers in June? Is it Kyle Schwarber because he’s the King of June? Is it Yordan Alvarez because Captan Woo Cubano is in the running for most homers in any month? Is it Junior Caminero because he has 78 homers in the last week? Is it Pete Crow-Armstrong because he colored […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Missouri Fathers Celebrate With Dongs
June 21, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 273 Commentsby: Grey
“Hello Sharks! Every Mother’s Day, MLB wheels out there some pink bats. Well, this year I have something for the gentlemen on Father’s Day!” [reveals two rosin bags tied to the knob of a baseball bat, dangling, a quick succession of “I’m out”] “So, you don’t want to see my heated ice cream scooper that […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Gilbert Got Freed By The O’s Bats
June 16, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 192 Commentsby: Grey
Mariners decided to do a little switcheroo with their starters. They said every Mariners starter will rotate through and have piggyback days through the All-Star break. My 1st pitcher drafted is now an Opener? Oh man, this sucks. I blame Luis Castillo. He threw such a hissy fit the Mariners figured the only way to […]
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Complete-ly Mis-erable
June 13, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 42 Commentsby: Dan Pants
MisIO’s latest update makes history starting with faster speeds, increased efficiency and introducing warped eye guy emoji. I hate to do another Mis lede but he just keeps making history, it’s my journalistic duty, my hands sweaty, dirty, grubby and tied! Milwaukee Brewers Ace slash heartthrob slash Disclosure Day alien slash AI-generated starter Jacob Misiorowski […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Red Sox Forced To Watch Sad Movie On Drew Ray
June 10, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 226 Commentsby: Grey
Just got a haircut and they accidentally cut out a piece of my brain, so bare with me [removes pants, Cancel Police break down door] That’s supposed to be bear with me! I realize that now! So, Drew Rasmussen never be fussin’. I will give you an example of this: Yesterday’s line of 7 IP, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?There’s literally nothing like a sweet summer Friday afternoon at Wrigley Field in Chicago, where the ivy glows green, the breeze drifts through the stands, and time seems to move at the pace of the game. The famous hot dog vendors screaming louder than the neon relish on the dogs they’re hawking. And as the […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Bernie Brewer Slides Into A Giant Webb
June 3, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 172 Commentsby: Grey
Logan Webb finally returns to the ace pitcher you drafted. Or so you thought! Were you thinking that? I don’t know what you’re thinking. Hold on, let me mind meld with you. [pinches temples, wavy lines indicating I’m now inside your mind] I can now read your mind. You are thinking, “Me so dwunky on […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Washington Nationals third baseman slash former Rays top prospect slash pride of the Australian Outback slash heartthrob Curtis Mead had two hits Friday night including his eighth home run, a 2-run shot that gave the Nats the lead in the first. The 26-year old Aussie is now slashing .244/.360/.496 with 22 RBI along with three […]
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