Reds Can’t Do Zagreb Against Sproatia

June 23, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 223 Comments

Mad Libs’ing Brewers starters into the lede. (Brewers pitcher) is (adjective) because the Brewers’ (noun) who (verb) (noun) and (verb) (noun) who can’t be (verb)! Kyle Harrison–No, not today. Brandon Woodruff–Haha, that was yesterday! Brandon Sproat? Yep! Here we go! Mad Libs commence! Brandon Sproat is awesome because the Brewers’ coaches turn pitching mounds into […]

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Top 100 Starting Pitchers – This Dust-In: It May Be Time To Make Someone A Jumper!

June 22, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, Top 100 Starting Pitchers | 25 Comments

by: MarmosDad

Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! May Day! May Day! This Dust-In! Ronald McDonald’s prodigal son was sick and tired of his SP75 ranking last week and decided to do something about it! Dustin May – 9 IP, 0 ER, 1 hit, 1 walk, 9 Ks, ERA at 3.75, threw an absolute gem of a game last […]

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Top 100 Starting Pitchers: Ray-Ray-Rasmussen, Pitcher Like An Oiled Machine

June 15, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, Top 100 Starting Pitchers | 27 Comments

by: MarmosDad

Happy Monday, Razzball faithful It’s another trip into the musical time machine for today’s lede. There lived a certain man in Tampa long ago He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow Most people look at him with terror and with fear But to Tampa chicks, he was such a lovely dear […]

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Two-Start Pitcher Rankings, 6/15 – 6/21

June 14, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers, Fantasy Baseball Two-Start Pitchers, Two Start Fantasy Starters, Two Start Starters | 7 Comments

by: Andy_p

Welcome back to another week of Two-Start pitcher rankings, Razzball! We will call this the “on-the-go” edition… aka travel baseball season. Seven out of the next eight weekends on the go for our family, and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Currently writing this article in a hotel lounge, watching Troy-West Virginia battle it […]

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Top 100 Starting Pitchers – Make No Miz-take, Jake, There’s A New SP At The Top

June 8, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, Top 100 Starting Pitchers | 22 Comments

by: MarmosDad

Happy Monday, Razzball faithful It’s shaping up to be a lovely June afternoon, so let’s get right to it. Jacob Misiorowski’s Saturday start against the Rockies, IN COLORADO, went a little something like this: 7 IP, 0 ER, 4 H, 3 BB, 8 Ks. What are we even doing here? I could write 8000 words […]

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Fantasy Baseball H2H Streamers – Week 12: Joc, Jack, And JP

June 7, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Head-to-Head Leagues, Fantasy Baseball Streamers, Featured | 2 Comments

by: The Real Joey Bart

Can we just turn off injuries for the rest of my life? It’s been out of control recently, and it’s sad to see some of the best players in baseball miss so much time. That’s why this article is more important than ever because picking the right streamers can help make up for some of […]

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Waiver Wire Week 12: Jump For Joy

June 6, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, fantasy baseball strategy, Featured | 6 Comments

by: The Real Joey Bart

The injuries have been out of control, but that’s the best time to scavenge the waiver wire. There are new players popping up every week due to these injuries, and stumbling into those gems can change your fantasy season. Discovering those diamonds in the rough off the waiver wire is one of my favorite aspects […]

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Judge Fractures Rib In Drive Thru Accident With Flintstones

June 4, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 129 Comments

by: Grey

Yesterday, a Yankees’ beat writer reported that Aaron Judge was referred to Dallas to see a doctor who specializes in thoracic outlet syndrome (TOS). Ya know, the injury that ends careers. This began a series of events that went like this: This is DefCon 1, do you hear me! DefCon1! Cut the red wire! Or […]

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Top 100 Starting Pitchers: Try To C. San., Even On A Cloudy Day

June 1, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, Top 100 Starting Pitchers | 20 Comments

by: MarmosDad

Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! It’s June first! And I see a lot of sun out there! It’s almost that time to step back and assess our fantasy baseball squads to see what we need to shake up before summer arrives. But speaking of seeing the sun, it’s been one heck of a ride for the […]

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Buy A Shot Of Mead With A Curtis-y Discount

May 30, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 26 Comments

by: Dan Pants

Washington Nationals third baseman slash former Rays top prospect slash pride of the Australian Outback slash heartthrob Curtis Mead had two hits Friday night including his eighth home run, a 2-run shot that gave the Nats the lead in the first. The 26-year old Aussie is now slashing .244/.360/.496 with 22 RBI along with three […]

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Top 100 Starting Pitchers – Workin’ In The Cole Mine

May 25, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, Top 100 Starting Pitchers | 35 Comments

by: MarmosDad

Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! It’s fitting that some of us are celebrating Memorial Day today, seeing as I can remember when Gerrit Cole was healthy and dealing 98-mile-per-hour fastballs. Wait, what? Is this photo from 2023? Is it from last week’s start? You’re saying Gerrit Cole IS healthy and STILL chucking 98 MPH fastballs?! Yankee […]

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Rangers Aren’t Gonna Want To Reid The Box Score

May 24, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 314 Comments

by: Grey

If you had a predictive market bet of two Reid Detmers (Detmerses? Detmii?) ledes on Razzball in the first two months, you win. Can you take me out to dinner? Without me, none of your good fortune would be possible. Tell me who you want me to do a lede for tomorrow and I’ll start […]

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