I had an idea to make the Olympics more watchable.  You know how you watch it now and you’re like, “Damn, he just ran the length of two football fields in 20 seconds?  I mean, it looked like he was going fast, but the guy next to him ran it in 21 seconds, so it’s hard to tell exactly how fast he was running.”  Enter my idea:  in every event, there should one normal person competing so we get a better idea of how great the Olympians are next to average schmos.  Tell me you wouldn’t watch the platform diving if between the North Korean and Chinese diver, I was there trying to get the nerve up to jump from three floors up, then plunging awkwardly into the water on my back.  Or running next to Usain Bolt, doing an 85-second 200 meter dash.  So, this brings me to Kris Bryant, who right now is making other major leaguers look like ‘normal people.’  Yesterday, he went 5-for-5, 4 runs, 5 RBIs with his 29th and 30th homers.  On our Player Rater, he’s in the top five for the season.  Member in the preseason when people were saying Bryant was going to strike out too much to draft in the 1st round?  Those people are enjoying themselves some Jose Abreu!  For 2017, it’s gonna be hard to rank Bryant much later than the top five, as he enters only his age-25 season.  Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:

Jake Arrieta – 5 2/3 IP, 5 ER, 10 baserunners (7 BBs), 3 Ks, ERA at .275.  Cubs fans can ostrich their head into the sand, but for as long as I’ve been saying Arrieta doesn’t look right, about three months, something’s been off.

Kirk Nieuwenhuis – 2-for-5, 2 runs, 3 RBIs and his 11th homer.  I like to go into Ikea and ask a store clerk to show me to the Nieuwenhuis.

Hernan Perez – 2-for-4, 2 runs and yet another slam (11) and legs (22).  In two months, he’s done what you were hoping to get from Lorenzo Cain for the whole season.  Holy turdballs.

Danny Salazar – 1 IP, 3 ER as he was activated from the DL.  After his inning of work, he threw in the bullpen.  Terry Francona:  Making America Scratch Their Head Again.  My suggestion is have Salazar go on a rehab assignment and throw some bullpen sessions, then activate him.  See how the bullpen sessions come before the activation?

Jose Ramirez – 2-for-4, 2 RBIs, hitting .312.  You remember in elementary school when you’d put ditto marks, which were essentially quote marks?  Indians’ scorekeeper should just put ditto marks next to two hits for every player in their lineup in every game.

Carlos Rodon – 6 IP, 2 ER, 8 baserunners, 5 Ks, ERA at 4.26.  That start was Rodonkulous, dad!  I don’t mean you’re my father, I was talking to my dumb athletic director.  Hey, at least I wasn’t talking to my diarrhea after drinking.  So, Rodon looked decent, but I’d lean on the Stream-o-Nator for him, and it likes his next start.

Justin Morneau – 1-for-4, 3 RBIs, hitting .297.  You know he’s going to be in the afternoon Buy column.  Know how you know?  I’ve mentioned him four times this week for being hot.

Hyun-Jin Ryu – Likely done for the season.  Elbow, groin and shoulder issues have plagued him this year.  To which, Rich Hill screamed, “You’re lucky you don’t have a blister!”

Yasmani Grandal – 1-for-4 and his 20th homer, hitting .234.  Could he the best pickup I’ve ever made in my life?  Not even top 100, but he has been doing work, and, because you love nothing more than rehashing shizz with my teams, he’s hitting .300 on my team and I’ve had him for about six weeks.

Justin Turner – 2-for-3, 3 RBIs, 3 RBIs, and his 23rd homer, hitting .278.  If he finishes with 30 homers, that’s the only way I think he’ll get the credit he deserves next year.  Even if it’s 29 homers, I bet he’s still underrated.

Ryan Howard – 1-for-3 and his 19th homer, hitting .198.  That’s almost one million dollars for every homer this year!  The other day I noticed Howard was hot, but you have a screw loose while only carrying a wrench if you think I’m recommending him.

Maikel Franco – 2-for-4, 2 RBIs and his 22nd homer, hitting .249.  If he gets to .260 and 27 homers, it’s gonna be real hard for me next year to not have him ranked again in the top five rounds.  Cust kayin’.

Aaron Altherr – 2-for-4, 1 run, 1 RBI and his 5th steal.  Snooze!  You were so last week’s schmotato.

Yoenis Cespedes – Will return on Friday, which is today.  Thank you, Mr. Calendar!

Justin Ruggiano – 3-for-5, 2 runs, 4 RBIs and his 1st home run.  I prefer Ruggiano’s cheese.

Jacob deGrom – 5 IP, 8 ER, ERA up to 2.73 vs. Madison Bumgarner – 5 IP, 4 ER, ERA up to 2.25, as he pitchslapped deGrom for his third homer.  This matchup was billed as, “Why does my number one starter have to go against that other number one?  I’m trying to get wins here!  Ugh, oh well, another zero-zero no decision, I guess.”  The billing didn’t live up to its name and people were demanding their money back.

Eduardo Nunez – 4-for-4, 2 runs, 3 RBIs and his 30th steal.  He homered three games ago, then went 0-for-6 in the last two games and what is this his autobiography?  I can’t say whether Nunez is hot, because he’s starting in fits and tantrums.

Jose Fernandez – 4 IP, 5 ER, ERA at 3.05.  How’d that Public Enemy song go?  Can’t Truss it!  No, well, yes, but no.  He Got Game!  Yes, but no.  Welcome to the Fukudome!  No, Shut ‘Em Down!  That’s it!

Marcell Ozuna – 1-for-4, 2 RBIs and his 22nd homer, three homers in the last four games.  OZUNA wish Giancarlo well.  OZUNA say don’t forget to write.  OZUNA say don’t forget to read either.  OZUNA lie if he say he doesn’t hit better without Giancarlo around.

Dan Straily – 6 IP, 2 ER, 6 baserunners, 7 Ks.  Tracking his month ERAs:  April, 3.38; May, 3.47; June, 6.43; July, 2.41; August, 3.09.  Throw out June, and, you know what, we should, because June’s a dumb month — ooh, I’m June, I’m stupid — and Straily’s ERA on the year is 3.07.  Yup.

Jett Bandy – 1-for-4 and his 8th homer, and 3rd homer in his last 11 games.  I have one question, is Jett Bandy related to Crash Bandicoot?

Hisashi Iwakuma – 7 IP, 2 ER, 7 baserunners, 2 Ks, ERA at 3.78 vs. Matt Shoemaker 7 IP, 2 ER, 7 baserunners, 5 Ks, ERA at 4.14.  This was a matchup of two pitchers I want to trust so much.  Alas, they give me so many reasons to, then reasons not to follow soon behind.

Nelson Cruz – 1-for-4 and his 31st homer.  And not hot once all year!  Kidding, sorta.  He really hasn’t seemed hot, fo’reallies.

Mike Zunino – 1-for-3, 2 RBIs and his 7th homer.  Who’s Zunino’ing who?!

Jake Barrett – 2/3 IP, 3 ER, in the 8th inning of a game the Diamondbacks were winning, so Barrett was not going to be the closer.  And that was the day Grey realized Diamondbacks saves were not that important to him.  I dropped Barrett before the inning even finished and now own Enrique Burgos, that could be short-lived too.

Jean Segura – 2-for-4, 2 runs, 2 RBIs and a slam (11) and booted-thru-legs (7).  Booted-thru-legs are errors?  I’m trying it out.  No?  Okay.

Mitch Haniger – 3-for-5, 2 RBIs, hitting .462 in three games since debuting.  Haniger has a few things going for him.  Everyone wants a Mitch to succeed, except MAM, Mothers Against Mitches.  Haniger is also ready to contribute, since he’s 25 years old.  He hit 24 HRs and stole 10 bases in the minors this year, hitting .351 in Triple-A.  Could he be a late bloomer or just a guy that was much older than the league?  Prolly the latter, but in deep mixed leagues, it’s worth gambling on him for at least a schmotato.

Travis Jankowski – 4-for-5, 3 runs and his 26th steal.  Don’t even get me started on how many steals he has in how few at-bats.  Don’t even!

Reynaldo Lopez – 7 IP, 1 ER, 6 baserunners, 11 Ks, ERA at 4.37.  Damn, Cousin Sweatpants, I’d like to bottle that and whenever I need a streamer, just push out another exactly like it.  I will call it a Lopez dispenser.  So, gorge, obvi, and other abbreviated words, but this start was against the Braves, and I’ve already dropped him back to waivers.  This time of year, you need to be ruthless like Helen Slater in Ruthless People.

Arodys Vizcaino – 0 IP, 3 ER as he was activated from the DL, and won’t resume closer duties immediately.  I own Vizcaino, so this is weird to say about Jim Johnson, but I’ve been so happy with Johnson’s results I don’t want Vizcaino to close.  This will prolly be the part of the program where Johnson gives up 5 ER in 1/3 IP and I forever regret this blurb.

Julio Teheran – Cleared to return from the DL today.  If someone dropped him while he was hurt, grab him.  Don’t walk, Tehe-run.  *small giggle, yawn*  Okay, I’ve done my work for today.  *opens beer can, puts it to mouth, dives into pool, drinking*

Dillon Gee – 7 IP, 1 ER, 6 baserunners, 7 Ks, ERA at 4.52.  Gee is a perfect name for him because my level of excitement when I say Gee is exactly right for Dillon.

Alex Gordon – 1-for-4, 4 RBIs and his 11th homer, and 3rd in as many games.  I’ve said a few times this week he’s a hot schmotato, and, yesterday, I batty called him, and now I’m keeping him around for a little love affair that’s gonna make Ethan Hawke and Julie Delpy look like child’s play.  Literally, they may as well be dressed as a killer doll in overalls.

Cheslor Cuthbert – 3-for-4, 2 runs. Je sais qui je yawnstipating.  That’s French for ‘this cigarette butt has no more tobacco to smoke.’  Secondary definition is, ‘this guy is yawnstipating.’

Joe Musgrove – 5 1/3 IP, 8 ER.  Musgrove’s not bad, just had a terrible matchup in Camden Yards, after roping people in with a great start in Toronto.  The ol’ rope-a-dope.  Sadly, you’re not the rope in this scenario.

Alex Bregman – 1-for-4 and his 2nd homer.  His overall numbers look bad, but he has two homers in the last three games and has been hitting over-.300 in the last week.  He’s coming on… Which is not a sentence you want an ellipsis on in a lot of situations

A.J. Reed – 2-for-4, 3 RBIs and his 3rd homer.  He’s coming too…?  Okay, enough.

Mark Trumbo – 1-for-4, 3 RBIs and his 35th homer, hitting .256.  Yeah, but his 2nd half hasn’t been good.  More to come next preseason.  Cue maniacal laugh!  Hehe.  That’s not maniacal!  That’s schoolgirl!

J.J. Hardy – 3-for-4, 3 runs, 3 RBIs and his 6th and 7th homers, hitting .278.  Member when he was a 20-homer hitter?  Hardy really cliff dove off his prime to under a ten-homer hitter.

Chris Davis – 2-for-5 and two more homers (26, 27), and three in two games, hitting .222.  Yesterday, I said he can go on one of those streaks where he hits ten homers in twelve games.  Today, I’ll say eight homers in the next 11 games.

Hyun Soo Kim – 4-for-5, 2 runs, 1 RBI, hitting .329.  Between his BABIP and Sandy Leon’s, the Fangraphs Database is gonna throw a hissy fit.

Sandy Leon – 1-for-3 and his 7th homer, hitting .382.  He’ll be in this afternoon’s Buy column, but I legit have no idea what you’re waiting for?  You waiting for the Virgin Mary that you burned onto your toast to talk to you?

Mookie Betts – 2-for-5, 1 run, hitting .318.  Can we just call him Mookie Best, and be done with it?

Clay Buchholz – 6 IP, 1 ER, 6 baserunners, 3 Ks, ERA at 5.42.  Sure glad I benched Buchholz in my weekly league and started Bundy and Strasburg.  Good move, Monday Grey!  “Blow me, Thursday Grey!”  We should let them hash this out amongst themselves.

Matt Boyd – 6 IP, 1 ER, 7 baserunners, 4 Ks, ERA at 3.93.  Besides being the 1st round pick of Flavor Flav’s fantasy team, “Yeah, Boyd,” there’s not a ton to write home about with him.  Not to mention, who writes home anymore.  Do pens and pads still exist?  I do not know of your simpler time.

Justin Upton – Has been benched three straight days because, as manager Ausmus said, “So, (Upton) can hit the reset button like the end of the Newhart show.”  Then reporters grumbled, “Jesus, man, say spoiler alert first.”

 
  1. Scott says:
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    Would you start cole tomorrow vs miami? Cole has been awful since returnin from the dl. He isnt missing any bats. His k rate was low pre injury but he has been wild and getting knocked around. Thanks

  2. muskysmell says:
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    If anyone is wondering about Shoemaker and what to do with his maddening inconsistency….he’s actually been very consistent.
    It’s quite simple, start him when he’s at home and bench him if he’s on the road:
    HOME: 3.16 ERA, 72 Ks in 62.2 innings
    AWAY: 5.09 ERA, 54 Ks in 76 innings

    Someone dropped him in my league about a month ago…probably because they didn’t see those splits and I swooped in and basically toggled his starts in and out of my lineup based on home/road matchups without much thinking. Obviously he’s droppable if you don’t have the room on your bench…but if you got the space, just ride it out baby. I’ve been mostly golden cashing in on these cheap, solid outings by Shoe.

    Gausman is similar too, but he’s also dead to me. And pitching in the AL Beast.

  3. I’m white as hell but I still make Bryant Gumble look as Whhhhitttteee as Pat Robertson. Any who for those who missed my rambling incoherent blah bur mouth I was serving a seven day sentence in the County…. true story… on with my question, will Blake Snell get put on the shelf love the KS but he drives me nuts with BB. Drop and stream Grey?

  4. who would you want in this H2H format 6×6 ops. MI, keep in my mind I’m not counting on them to specialize at any one asset just want the person ya’ll think will end the season on a HIGHERRR note…

    Yo grievious yo Solarte, I know that was lame
    Scooter helicopter hat Genntet… still lame
    or plain old Josh harry and the Harrison’s

    my comments to night are based loosely off the book “How to be Witty at Party’s” By Kris Novaselic or Dave Grohl

  5. Ed says:
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    hello guys!

    im in dire need of SS and 3B and im about to drop tanaka, ive been waiting for trea turner to get SS elegibility for around 3 weeks now and nothing, ive got dee gordon and rougned at 2nd so no chance of playing time (also trout at cf), so should i snatch yasmany tomas or brad miller, i also got desmond and villar sitting since they cooled off a lot last week, should i drop them to get those 2 hot schmotatos and trea?

    TYVM

    Ed.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      @Ed: Turner for Tomas

  6. Tony C says:
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    Does Chad Green have a good shot to stay in the NY rotation if he pitches well again this weekend or is he just a fill-in for an injured starter?

    • knucks says:
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      @Tony C: They have no reason not to give him a shot

      You mean Eovaldi? He’s done. Nova is gone. Severino was sent down due to performance.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      @Tony C: Agree with knucks

  7. Raoul Duke says:
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    Dear Marlins,

    As a former Matt Harvey owner please shut Jose Fernandez down so I can enjoy his pitching talents for years to come. Thanks.

    – Concerned Fantasy Baseball Owner

  8. JakeTPE says:
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    Hello Grey and fellow Razaballers. What it is!

    Ugh that Salazar start, And yeah, why not send him out for one tune-up in AAA? Our prayer hexagon was a complete failure…

    Please rank Benintendi, Werth, or OZUNA for the foreseeable future. HR/OPS being the key stats. Benintendi has been OK but no power. Werth just left Coors. OZUNA hit much HR!!!!

    Thanks and happy weekend all–

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      @JakeTPE: I know, awful…. So obvious in retrospect…. Ozuna, Benintendi

      • JakeTPE says:
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        @Grey: Thank you, sir. Done.

        • Grey

          Grey says:
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          No problem

  9. Bill says:
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    H2h please rank: Bautista, Judge, D. Travis, B. Moss

    Yes I’m not sure if JBats is as good as other 3 even when he returns!

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      @Bill: Judge, Moss

  10. Mrs.Featherbottom says:
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    Nice!
    Musgrove with the old Rookie-Dookie. Started Arrieta, DeGrom and Gausman last night. Came away with 2 Ws, a nearly 9 ERA and WHIP just short of a deuce. Painted the town brown.
    Re: Hernan- had my choice of either him or the Todd-Father in a points league. I chose Hernan (kind of a homer pick), which feels amazingly stupid.

    • Mrs.Featherbottom says:
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      @Mrs.Featherbottom: So… ROS- Perez or Toddfather?

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      @Mrs.Featherbottom: Ouch… Yeah, I had deGrom go in 2 leagues, that one felt extra special painful… It was the Giants! I’d go Frazier, but can’t argue with Perez at this point

  11. Chicken Shack says:
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    Already looking to 2017, would like to get Bryant in round 1, Gordon in round 2, and power hitter OF in round 3. Crazy my brain is already looking to 2017.
    Thanks for the daily writings. Best in the Biz.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      @Chicken Shack: Thanks! You can prolly wait on Gordon Beckham

  12. Who to drop says:
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    5×5 6 move a week max. Am in a coast to playoff (9/12) situation

    SP – Syndergaard/Fernandez
    RP – Oh/Diaz
    P – Watson/Desclafani/Musgrave/Quintana
    BN – Duffy/Bundy/Taillon
    DL – Ramos/Teheran

    Don’t need the start from Teheran this week.So have time to decide just unsure who gets the drop? Musgrave or go back to 2 RP and drop Watson?

    I’m up 38 points from not making the playoffs. Even with both Fernandez and Musgrave last night I’m up 7-3. Unless body parts come off, I’m making the playoffs.

    Not time to gamble yet on who of my young SP won’t see all of September.However, have a move limit of 6 moves a week.So want to start getting situated for that run.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      @Who to drop: Hard to say, few crucial weeks left, I’d likely lose Watson for now, b/c you’re gonna lose Jo-Fer

  13. Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey says:
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    blash getting the bench now, parra or pham over him in NL only with no ratios, hits over AVG?

    or should i just stash burgos (along with the barrett i already have?)

  14. Knucks says:
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    Need a violation ruling. Is this fair or foul?

    Last night, our league was sent an email from the Commish…

    “I just realized that we did not push the deadline back to Aug 28th in the settings. I had informed some of you otherwise. I feel I should change to the 28th but only with approval from the league.”

    This guy is in 5th place and his team is surging at the moment. I am in 3rd place in this 12 team roto league. The only managers that have voted ‘No’ to this occurring are the current 1st and 2nd place holders, as well as myself.

    The rest of the league shot back some weak “I’m fine with the majority” responses. Well no shizz you cowards are… the “majority” currently needs to scratch and claw their way up the damn standings!?! “Put your name on it, tell me why this is acceptable,” was what I’ve been clamoring since this came up.

    I’ve demanded to know who and when were told that this deadline change would be made to the 28th. But no one is speaking out. This was the first time it’s being brought up league wide. The Settings stated the 14th, as well as the banner on top of the yahoo homepage for a solid three weeks now.

    This is B.S. right?? Obviously the “majority” ruling will be made. Nothing left to do after that but find a new league next year.

    • JakeTPE says:
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      @Knucks: Hey Knucks. Yup. For me, if it wasn’t changed in the settings before the season started, you don’t change it in June or August or anytime. You say, “I just realized that we did not push the deadline up to Aug 28th in the settings. Thus, the deadline is the original one we had per the settings. Next year we will move it up before the season starts.” A commish shouldn’t go changing the settings mid-season, no matter what the majority says. It’s a slippery slope. Good luck.

    • Cram It says:
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      @Knucks: It shouldn’t be changed. And you shouldn’t join leagues with people you can’t personally hold accountable for being shady.

      • knucks says:
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        @Cram It: Yep, agreed. I’ve been in this league for more than a few years now. This is the first strange situation that has occurred. I just had to make sure that I wasn’t totally out of line before I commented more strongly to the league about why this is chicken-shizz.

        I’m no longer worried about how other owners view my comments, as I’ll be a free agent seeking a new league next year anyways. Plenty of league out there.

        Thanks JTPE, Cram, and Cheese for sounding off on this.

        • knucks says:
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          @knucks: And Duda. And anyone else that comments. Appreciate it guys.

    • Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey says:
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      @Knucks: if it was done MUCH earlier in season, AND nobody thought it bad, (like in may comish realizes date is too early, that kind of thing); this cleary isn’t that. nor is he showing any of this bullshit “proof” that he even mentioned it earlier either. good comishes know goddamn well this looks like shit, even if it truly wasn’t.

    • Duda Want to Build a Snowman? says:
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      @Knucks: Definitely should not be changed this late in the season, esp after so much time with the notice banner up and without anyone saying they were told of the change.

    • Grassy Knoll Redding says:
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      @Knucks: Yeah, you’re totally right to be pissed. I’m commish of a league and sent exhaustive group emails before my league started, making sure everyone agreed on the settings and deadlines, because it’s totally unfair to change them once the league starts–especially since at this time of year the “majority” of every league will always be made up of people who are apathetic because they’re not in the hunt. Good luck, Knucks.

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        @Grassy Knoll Redding: Yes! And that was my exact point to them all last night. Funny enough, someone actually emailed a short time ago saying, “Please don’t mistake my short reply of ‘majority rules’ as apathy.”

        What’s more frustrating is the thought that even the last place teams are fighting still every day, clawing to get back in it… there’s no apathy in this league. Just zero willingness, outside of the leaders in the standings, to admit that extending the deadline would be a competitive edge to the “majority”. That’s all I’m looking for at this point and no one in the league is saying it.

        Instead I’m being called childish by the commissioner, who is contacting me privately through email, telling me to quit throwing a hissy fit. I thought broadcasting his emails to the league, exposing his rude demeanor would help. But no one seems to care.

        I think I really pissed him (and the “majority”) off recently by saying, “I was hoping that we could all consider both sides of the coin. But there appear to be only one side to a looney.” I’m pretty sure there are only 3 owners in the league that do not keep their milk in a bag, if you know what I’m sayin….

        • knucks says:
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          @knucks: Spelling loonie wrong in my email to them prob didn’t help me either haha

          I’d imagine they are all contacting each other about the filthy American owner that won’t give it a rest right about now.

    • knucks says:
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      @Knucks: Final thoughts… then I’ll stop polluting the site with the matter….

      The latest communications posted on the message board on the league home page:

      Commish: “The decision is to leave as is so that matter is closed it would seem. Not likely you would get a terse response from me publicly or privately if you refrained from the conspiracy theory talk about changing rules in August and wondering about the mystery co-manager. First time in 10 years anyone has suggested we conduct a “shady” league. The great thing about LeagueSafe is that the managers have to approve year end payouts via a majority vote so everyone gets a say in October as to whether the final standings are legit or not.”

      Me: “Yea that’s great. Not about money to me at all. More about time invested. I’m not gonna be upset about where I land in the standings in October. But I would be upset if it wasn’t a fair fight to the end, meaning rules shouldn’t consider to be adjusted in August. I never considered the league shady. Just you. And, as I alluded to earlier, I overstept and was out of line in saying that. My apologies. But I don’t care about your other leagues or how you handle them with others. Will someone please state that they also thought the deadline was the 28th and asked Crushers about it? I’m not saying now, but when you have the time. For peace of mind. I’ll crawl back into my crib and shutup now. Commish.”

      So It appears that he won’t be adjusting the rules. I understand he’s in a fickle position. I wouldn’t post stuff like this in the league site if he hadn’t acted like a weirdo the past few weeks, since his team has gotten hot…

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      @Knucks: It shouldn’t be changed now, that ship’s sailed

  15. Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey says:
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    tell Rudy in the teamonator that the team that is projected to score the most runs must be backwards, as the higher scoring team isn’t the one projected to win (at least for the 19th).

  16. mH says:
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    Kuechel worth starting against Baltimore? Very nervous after the orioles put up 13 yesterday…

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      @mH: I don’t think he’s worth owning

  17. Gator says:
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    Trying to identify keepers for 2017. Please rank Yelich, Trumbo & Franco?

    • Mrs.Featherbottom says:
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      @Gator: Yelich, Franco, Trumbo for me.

    • knucks says:
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      @Gator: Agree w/ the Mrs.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      @Gator: Agree with others

  18. Johnc says:
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    I am loving reading all the revisionist history as it relates to Turner. Early in the year ….So many comments about last year being a fluke. I especially liked the ” I told you so ” garbage. Now everyone is embracing him and saying they stuck with him and he was hurt this spring etc.
    If we throw enough crap against the wall, some will stick. Keep throwing people!

  19. CMUTimmah says:
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    Mitch Haniger – I think his skill set plays at any level. He was 64:94 BB:K in the minors, and his ISO and OPS could take a hit and he’d still be fantasy relevant. He seems to handle the bat well, and looks comfortable at the plate against MLB pitching, so maybe his age is the reason he’s developed finally, or maybe his age is the reason he’s ready at the MLB level! I think you have to give him a chance if you need OF help. If you’re counting on Aaron Judge, Mazara, and many many other questionable OFs, Haniger should be on your radar.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      @CMUTimmah: Yeah, I grabbed him in a 12-team mixed league to see how it plays out…Nothing else, could have some Maas appeal

  20. DonnieB says:
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    For ROS would you want Grichuk, Kang, Morales, A Gordon, or Heyward at DH? Thanks.

    • knucks says:
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      @DonnieB: As of right now, I’d want Grichuk. He seems to be heating up.

  21. Duda Want to Build a Snowman? says:
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    In an OBP and OPS (no avg) league, if September rolls around and Frazier is still doing more or less what he’s currently doing, would you cut him for H2H playoffs if your starting 3B is Bryant and 3 OFs (and 1 bench bat) are Trout/Springer/Hamilton/Bautista?

    Similarly, if Bautista is not 100% healthy/hitting in September, would you consider dropping him in favor of Joc Pederson and his .416 / 1.034 OBP/OPS over the last 30?

    I know you usually only recommend 1 bench bat at most in H2H so you can load up on pitching and bank those counting stat categories…

    Thanks!

      • Duda Want to Build a Snowman? says:
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        @Grey: Thanks – yea, if Frazier/Bautista aren’t hitting by early Sept., I will cut them for another closer/streamers/whatever hitter is hot. The tricky thing with those struggling Big Name guys is that if they’re on your roster, they find a way into starting (even when you would never have done so based on their recent stats alone).

        • Grey

          Grey says:
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          Yup

  22. papasmurf says:
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    Thank you for picking up Grandalf, I feel like you negated some of the smurf curse and allowed him to keep making successful sequels at the box office!

    PS, who the heck is Jeff Bandy? I picked him up based strictly on sorting recent catch rankings… Never heard of him before.

  23. Pugs&Slugs says:
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    Happy Friday Grey!!

    NL- Only H2H
    I Did the exact same thing with Barrett and Burgos last night. To make things worse with the blown save, the guy I’m playing has both Buchter and Maurer.

    Crazy how match ups in real baseball affect fantasy teams.

  24. Haniger? says:
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    Haniger or Leonys ROS? Worth picking up Haniger on the chance he gets/stays hot? Thanks.

  25. Tiger's Pride says:
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    Good Morning!

    3 pitchers, 2 spots, all streamers but very deep 12 team H2H (redraft). Which 2 do you hang onto:

    R Lopez (8/23 @Bal [-$15.7], 8/28 Col [$5.1])
    Berrios (8/19 @ KC [-$1.0], 8/24 Det [$0.3])
    Norris (8/19 @Cin [$5.2], 8/24 SF [-$3.3])

    Thank you!

  26. Stankies says:
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    Good stuff as always. Thanks Grey!

    1.Better pickup: Bregman or Reed?
    2. More droppable: Wainwright or Odorizzi?

    Gratzie!

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      @Stankies: Thanks! Bregman…Wainwright

  27. Phil of the Future says:
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    BB!
    I can’t get enough Hernan Perez! Who even is this guy????

    Holy turdballs is right….

      • Phil of the Future says:
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        @Grey: I like it. A cyborg programmed to put on a baseball uniform and do nothing but seek counting stats….

        • Grey

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          Sounds like a creation of Chris Carter — a Careation?!

          • Phil of the Future says:
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            @Grey: Thanks for the reminder! I have to update Carter’s software, not much time left to get to 37 HRs!

            • Grey

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              Still early!

              • Phil of the Future says:
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                @Grey: Good point! I’ll program him for 41 instead.

                • Grey

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                  Oh, but I mean…You know what, that’s great!

    • Duda Want to Build a Snowman? says:
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      @Phil of the Future: Can’t wait to draft this guy for nothing next year when he gets ranked after 200 by ESPN/Yahoo/CBS. Same goes for Jankowski!

  28. Huddy says:
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    Oh Jose Fern…..couldn’t trade him at the deadline now I’m stuck with him (guess it could be worse)
    would you start him vs KC next week or bench in favor of 2 start Bundy vs WAS and @ NYY?

    • Grey

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      @Huddy: I’d start Jo-Fer

  29. phennore says:
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    5×5 roto league. Tehran or Musgrove ROS? Thanks,

  30. J-Mo says:
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    Leon, Grandal, Zunino, Contreras, Sanchez. Where did all these catchers from all of a sudden and how am I suppose to know which one to own? Is Catcher going to be next year’s SS?