This one goes out to all five of our lady readers. Whether you’re mothers or not, you’re beautiful and I love you. Happy Mother’s Day, and a special shoutout to Christian Yelich’s mother. Said like Tupac, “You are appreciated.” Now, let’s get down to business. Diamondbacks called up Plaster Shizz on Friday and because Saturday […]
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Marlins Can Snell What The Robby Is Cooking
May 6, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 261 Commentsby: Grey
Yesterday, the Marlins called up Dax Fulton because. Dot dot dot? Is his whole name Dax Robby Snelling Fulton and he goes by his middle name? Wait, I’m hearing Robby Snelling is being called up. No, wait, that was someone saying my neighbor Rob passed out, and they needed smelling salts. Why are you telling […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?I hear Framber Valdez and I think of the Exxon Valdez, and, boy, I wish they never let his ass out of the Strait of Hormuz. Framber Valdez went 3 IP, 7 ER, ERA at 4.57, and, serious question, is he hanging out with Luzardo? What’s with the normal start, normal start, normal start, normal […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! I have a bit of a lyrical zap for y’all this afternoon. “It’s been a mystery But still they try to see Why something good can hurt so bad.” Oh, Steve Perry. You don’t know the half of it. It’s been quite the Journey with Bryan Woo over the […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Yankees Hoping El-Rod’s The Master Of Leveling Up
April 28, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 257 Commentsby: Grey
Elmer Rodriguez will be called up by the Yankees to start on Wednesday, as their rotation gets reshuffled, likely anticipating the return of Carlos Rodon. I believe the Yankees are doing the right thing calling up Elmer to offset the severe lack of Uncle Elmer in the Hogan doc on Netflix. Uncle Elmer drank raw […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! Well, last week’s Wachanda Forever was much more of a super-zero jinx than a superhero celebration, so hopefully this week’s lede doesn’t suffer that same fate. But, there has to be good news now, right? The chosen one returns on Tuesday, and this fan of the Top 100 Starting Pitchers is […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Struggling Sawx And Mets Pray And Pay Young Arms Help
April 21, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 373 Commentsby: Grey
Christian Scott will be called up to start on Thursday, as the Mets moved on from a man D. Peterson. Welp, can’t buy me love. I’d like a refresher cocktail, if you don’t mind. I said when he was called up for the first time on May 2nd, 2024, “Mets are promoting Christian Scott to […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Sal Stewart (2-for-4, 6 RBIs and his 6th and 7th homer, hitting .323) is the first time in the history of the Reds that I’ve liked a hitter coming into the year and he’s actually performed well. Matt McLain? More like Matt McLame (wiped out his whole family with that one). TJ Friedl? More like […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?\Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! Well, it’s a good thing that last week’s Top 100 Starting Pitchers article was titled, “Tis The Season For Overreactions”, because I’ve got a DOOZY as the lede this week! But first, let’s set it up. When Cody Ponce signed with the Jays this offseason for 3 years and $30 million, […]
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Well, well, well, if it isn’t the first edition of Ambulance Chasers after Opening Day. *pretends to extinguish a candy cigarette while making a sizzling sound with my mouth* The IL has already been IL’ing. While some of the news this week is a little leaner than the last preseason article, don’t be fooled. As […]
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Top 100 Starting Pitchers – ‘Tis The Season For Overreactions
March 30, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball | 46 Commentsby: MarmosDad
Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! ‘Tis the season for overreactions! Yes, the sample size for ALL of our statistics is tinier than Jose Altuve’s shower cap. But does that mean we should ignore everything from the opening weekend of MLB games? Maybe not. But let’s remember that you drafted your pitching staff for a reason. There […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Top 100 Starting Pitchers: Marmo Prune Fingers
March 23, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, Top 100 Starting Pitchers | 21 Commentsby: MarmosDad
Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! I’m going to cut right to the chase today. I should have done this one last week and saved the RazzSlam recap for today. Chalk it up to poor planning on my part and not realizing how close we were to opening day. Alas, here we are. I hope that pruning […]
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