Did you hear about the Native American who wouldn’t leave the bathroom? Â He said home was where the TP was. Â Hey, this Drunk Uncle Jokebook isn’t that bad! Â August has been miserable for Jose Ramirez with a .200 average, zero homers and two steals until last night. Â You can’t make an omelette without breaking some eggs. Â Thankfully, the eggs he broke last night were the goose eggs representing his power numbers as he went 2-for-3 with his 19th and 20th homer, and his 14th steal. Â Babies babble on, they lookin’ for excuses. Â Not here to make excuses for Jo-Ram, but this was his first terrible month in two years. Â Even Rhysus rested one day a week. Â His righty/lefty splits are both at .298, which is odd since he’s hitting .300. Â Did he go 0-for-1 against someone who spit the ball at him? Â *intern whispers in my ear* Â I see, the .298 righty/lefty splits were before last night. Â You learn something gnu every day. Â Spelling will be tomorrow! Â Assuming Jo-Ram rebounds for his standard month in September, it’s going to be hard to be too down on him in the non-sexual way. Â Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Michael ConfortoÂ left yesterday’s game on a swing and miss that dislocated his shoulder and a posterior capsule tear. Â Dude fell like he was punched in the face by the Ghost of Muhammad Ali. Â Anyone know if the Ghost ofÂ Muhammad Ali was at the game? Â Float like a butterfly in a sheet… Â Ever hear about the three drunk ghosts? Â They were three sheets to the wind. Â Take it, Highlights! Â It’s yours! Â This doesn’t sound good for Conforto. Â Reports are saying he’s likely done for the year. Â Taking over for Conforto will likely be Brandon Nimmo. Â Laura Holt just gave you her Brandon Nimmo fantasy, as if she had some sort of premonition about Conforto. Â Oh my god, she’s a witch! Â Hand her a refrigerator and she if she floats! Â Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
I really wish Rhys Hoskins pronounced his name â€śRizâ€ť so that I could use a â€śNobody Beats The Rhysâ€ť headline, but it is apparently pronounced â€śReese.â€ť Who do I talk to about making that change? Does anyone have the phone number for his parents or, better yet, his grandparents? This is important stuff here.
Anyway, added Rhys to our beloved 100 because chicks dig the long ball. While you probably havenâ€™t had to search hard to find home runs in 2017, neither has anyone else, so itâ€™s always good to have some more. Hoskins has big boy power, which he displayed in the minors the last few years (where he was stuck for way too long thanks to the Phillies). After hitting 38 home runs in 135 games in hitter-friendly confines in Double-A in 2016, he backed that up with 29 home runs in 115 games in Triple-A this season.
But his game isnâ€™t all power. As a somewhat older prospect, Hoskins actually has a pretty nice approach at the plate. In Triple-A in 2017, he posted a 13.5 BB% against a 15.8 K% while slashing .284 / .385 / .581. Through his first two weeks in the show, his average is down, but everything else looks about the same. And a .154 BABIP helps explain the .237 average he woke up with on Monday morning.
So, the real bonus with Hoskins is that the power numbers come with some above-average peripherals. He might not hit .280+ the rest of the way in the bigs, but would it surprise anyone if he did? If you are in OBP or OPS leagues, even better, since he has shown that he is not afraid to take a walk. Plus, that power…Please, blog, may I have some more?
Taijuan Walker, $15,000, is an absolute steal against the Quad A Mets in Citi Field tonight! Â Granted, he’s been scuffling a little bit as of late, but it’s the dog days of summer and I guarantee he’ll dominate tonight. Â The Mets were one of the biggest sellers during the trade deadline and basically they have Yoenis Cespedes as their one sole major league hitter. Â The rest of the team is a mish mash of Quad A talent and they’ll post big strikeout numbers vs a strikeout pitcher. Â I encourage you to take a walk on the wild side tonight because it will pay off big time! Â My other SP for tonight is Chris Stratton, $13,600, vs the strikeout prone Milwaukee Brewers. Â The Brew Crew ranks numero uno in Ks versus RHP. Â Stratton isn’t anything special, but he’s at home in a pitchers park vs the top K’ing team in the league. Â I’ll take my chances, especially with his discounted salary. Now that we have our pitchers in place tonight, let’s throw some cash towards our offense.
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Between Cody Bellinger, Aaron Judge, Rafael Devers, Andrew Benintendi, Ozzie Albies, Amed Rosario, Rhys Hoskins and Yoan Moncada baseball is staying at a Renaissance Hotel. Â “Is that a Cal Ripken mint rookie card under my pillow and a Beckett Baseball Card Guide in the side table? Â What a great hotel!” Â That’s me staying at a baseball-themed Renaissance Hotel. Â Oh, and this is barely touching a majority of Ralph’s top 100 fantasy baseball prospects. Â By the way, I Googled top 100 baseball rookies from the preseason, and Baseball America had Dansby Swanson, Josh Bell, Tyler Glasnow, Jharel Cotton, Jose De Leon, Robert Gsellman and Albert Almora in the top 10. Â (Judge was 12th, Bellinger 19th and Ben Grieve 5th. Â Okay, not Grieve, but you get the drift.) Â Rookies are a crapshoot, but baseball ate some beans and is shooting crap! Â (That sounded better in my head.) Â Yesterday, Rafael Devers hit his 5th and 6th homers, coming in only his 16th game, as he hits .339. Â He’s only 20 years old!!! Â Triple exclamation marks due to sticky keyboard because of Giancarlo, my apologies. Â If I had the time or motivation, I’d go back to the comments from people who said within three days of Devers’ call-up that he’s overmatched. Â Yo, I think you might want to hold back your hot takes for a minute. Â For 2018, Devers or Benintendi? Â Okay, I’m gonna hold back my own hot takes, but you’re seriously considering the guy who’s only been up for two-plus weeks. Â Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Happy Bryce Harper Replacement Week! :::sobs into the couch cushion I have been carrying around since watching the video of Harper tumbling over that base:::
The cruel baseball gods took Harper away from us just after we got Trout back. As of this writing, there is no timetable for his return from what they are calling a â€śsignificant bone bruise.â€ť Iâ€™m no doctor (sorry to peel back the curtain), but how the heck did that non-contact injury get a bone bruise diagnosis? I thought for sure he tore every CL in his body. I wouldnâ€™t have been surprised to hear that he tore his UCL from reaching for his knee so fast. But a bone bruise? Interesting. Letâ€™s just hope he wasnâ€™t evaluated by the Metsâ€™ training staff because â€śbone bruiseâ€ť is going to very quickly become â€śOh crap, his knee actually isnâ€™t there anymore. We canâ€™t find it anywhere.â€ť
Now, there is no replacing Harperâ€™s production on your fantasy team, especially in the middle of August. That much is obvious. If youâ€™re lucky, you took Greyâ€™s advice about selling a superstar to heart and cashed in at the deadline. I have Harper in a keeper league where I currently sit in first place, so I have to decide if I want to deal him now to make a playoff push, pray he comes back this season and helps me, or just accept the fact that he is done for the fantasy season but still keep him for next year. I am probably going with option B/C, if weâ€™re being honest with each other here.
Iâ€™m removing him from our beloved 100 while we wait to see how he looks this week. Hopefully, the baseball gods decide to heal him from his mystery bruise quickly and we can have him back. But it seems more likely we are going to be without him for most, if not all, of the fantasy season. Now, enough crying about Harper (at least publicly). Anyway, to the notes…
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Atlanta Braves top prospect/hot shot rookie/middle infielder/the “New” Georgia Peach Ozzie Albies hit his second career major league home run in just his ninth career major league start going 2-for-4 with the 3-run bomb. Albies has basically been doing what we expected/wished/hoped/prayed Dansby Swanson would do all season: hit baseballs. Well, luckily for us there’s plenty of young middle infielders in the sea. By the way, were you impressed by my Shelley reference in headline? You didn’t think I’d miss a chance to mention one of my favorite non-Shakespearian sonnets,Â Ozymandias, did you? Speaking of English romantic poets (killer segue, I know!), the 20 year-old Albies was slashing .285/.330/.440 Â at Triple A Gwinett, and the kiddo’s got some game-changing speed with 21 steals in 91 games. If those numbers aren’t romantic or poetic enough for you I don’t what it is you’re looking for. Funny enough, I said the same thing to my real life human girlfriend. He hit just nine home runs in the minors but its pretty clear the power is on the way, with two dingers already in just nine major league starts. Friday night was Ozzie’s first multi-hit game in the bigs, and with the homer and 3 RBI he seems to be adjusting well to his new surroundings and getting plenty comfortable at the plate. Grey told you to BUY this week, and he gushed about him here. In keeper/dynasty formats you should own him already, but I think he’s worth a flier everywhere else based on his potential to help with speed/average. The .214/.313/.464 in just nine games is too small to take away from, but the two homers and 6 RBI are certainly an exciting sign for the young infielder and fantasy owners alike. This kid’s gonna be a star! Ha-cha-cha!
Here’s what else I saw Friday night in fantasy baseball:
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Far out brussel sprout! Kevin Gausman with a 5.10 ERA? *cracks knuckles, puts on ‘Danger Zone’* this could take a while… Okay really, you can break down Gausman’s season into four chunky sized Manilla folders. First, there’s April/May Gausman: 7.50 ERA, six home runs, innocent bystander in Red Sox kafuffle. June Gausman: 19 earned runs allowed, fantasy owners convulsing with hate. July Gausman: 45 strikeouts, serious trust issues. August Gausman: urge to add rising, “I told you he’d come good” from every armchair expert. Gausman starts today @ the Angels. Good call, he is one of my pitcher picks for today’s slate ($9,100) and since the Angels have struggled against righties at times this year, there’s no rhyme or reason why you shouldn’t take full advantage of that discounted price tag. Here’s who else I like for Wednesday’s slate:
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I’m going to break this down to you nice and simple like Minnie Pearl would’ve liked it. Â Guys that bust and you don’t want next year, you should be rooting for in the 2nd half. Â That’s guys that bust, not guys with a bust. Â Please, Billy Butler, stop pretending to lactate by dripping milk on your shirt. Â The reason you want them to succeed in August and September, because A) They’re prolly on teams that have checked out and are checking on our fantasy football content (Football RCLs sign up today; smooth transition), so no harm, no foul. Â B) You want people to get excited about them next March because of their 2nd half, while you ignore them, because you know they’re not good. Â Then the cycle starts again. Â They draft players that were good in the 2nd half, those players are not good in the 1st half next year, and they check out again. Â Rinse, repeat. Â C) There’s no C. Â Yesterday, Josh Donaldson (2-for-4, 4 RBIs) hit his 14th and 15th homers, and has four homers this month. Â Here’s to him helping all of those tenth place teams move up to ninth and exciting everyone again next year! Â Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
- .301 / .353 / .455
- 11 home runs
- 16 stolen bases
- 55 runs scored
- 49 RBI
- 2nd Half: .352, two home runs, 14 runs scored, 10 RBI, three stolen bases
- PR15: 10.69 (4th in MLB)
- .273 / .353 / .471
- 13 home runs
- 12 stolen bases
- 58 runs scored
- 38 RBI
- 2nd Half: .343, five home runs, 18 runs scored, 11 RBI, four stolen bases
- PR15: 9.21 (7th in MLB)
Pretty scary how similar those numbers are, right? A is Andrelton Simmons and B is Alex Bregman. The only big difference when you dive a little deeper is that Simmons has been consistently producing for pretty much the entire season, while Bregman has been a bit more streaky and pretty much disappeared in June.Please, blog, may I have some more?