Roansy makes me laughsy. He sounds like the curmudgeon 60 Minutes guy has risen in Latin America and his name is Andy Roansy. “Why do I keep getting mail?” Andy Roansy yells in Spanish then pushes mail off his desk. Señor Eduardo Bradley chuckles and outros the show. So, Roansy Contreras is being called up to start today vs. the Cubs. He made Itch’s top 100 fantasy baseball prospects. His numbers in Double and Triple-A this year: 2.64 ERA, 0.93 WHIP in 58.0 IP with 82 Ks. His stuff looks lightning-esque. Didn’t feel like embedding a video, so I just made a super whatever tweet, I’m such a basic b*tch:

Prospect Itch said of Contreras, “Why is he being called up? Are the Pirates as stupid as you?” That’s him on text to me. Itch said previously, “RHP Roansy Contreras looking filthy in Pittsburgh. He topped out at 98.2 mph with just nine inches of drop on a four-seamer as he breezed through the ninth. He also threw a curveball with mucho inches of drop and an elite spin rate of 2924. Wonder if I could spin Grey’s head that much.” Not cool, man! I’d grab Contreras in any league where you’re desperate. He’ll only get one start, but so will everyone else. Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:

Cavan Biggio – Activated from the IL. Yo, Cavan Biggio is broken. Not sure if he’s fixable, but out of all the fun, exciting, sexy, humps-and-pumps the Jays have, Biggio should be one, but he absolutely is not. He looks headed the Keston Hiura route, and I don’t say that lightly. If you struggle with contact in Triple-A still, and he does, it’s not a good sign.

Jameson Taillon – 2 1/3 IP, 1 ER, ERA at 4.40, as he was activated from the IL, and left with the same ankle injury. For the year, Jameson is risky can’t tango or foxtrot.

Giancarlo Stanton – 2-for-5, 3 RBIs and his 37th homer. He hit a ball that was 16 inches off the ground. A golf shot that had no business going out. He hit it to the 2nd deck. Also, Giancarlo and Aaron Judge (2-for-2, 2 runs, 2 RBIs and his 37th homer) are dragging Yankees’ fans, the Booing Goombahs, to the playoffs kicking and booing, whether they want it or not. Think some Yankees fans would prefer to lose so they can complain about Giancarlo and Judge.

Wander Franco – 0-for-3 and keeps his on-base streak alive, moving it to 42 games, one short of the record held by Frank Robinson. As I posed to Podcaster Geoff on this week’s podcast, in three years, who will you want, Juan Soto or Wander Franco? I don’t think it’s clear and I think Juan Soto is the best hitter in baseball.

Andrew Kittredge – 1 IP, 1 ER, ERA at 1.66, as he was activated from the IL, and entered the game in the 6th. Kevin Cash must’ve heard Colin Firth is playing the part of Andrew Kittredge and Firth is just a poor man’s Hugh Grant.

Alex Bregman – 1-for-4 and his 12th homer, hitting .283. Bregman’s production in 2021 was about the same as a two-week period for Kyle Schwarber.

Chris Sale – 5 1/3 IP, 3 ER, 5 baserunners, 6 Ks, ERA at 2.90. There should be a little-known playoff rule that only comes into affect once every 30 years that says, “If you’re vying for a spot in the playoffs, and you lose to the Orioles, you’re automatically eliminated.”

Ryan Mountcastle – 1-for-4, 2 RBIs and his 32nd homer. “Oh bugger off!” That’s Mountcastle when he sees an insect.

Hunter Renfroe – 2-for-4 and his 29th homer, hitting .264. As Scooby Doo would say, “Renfroe!”

Kyle Schwarber – 1-for-2 and his 32nd homer. Seems like old times (July).

Trevor Story – 2-for-4 and his 24th homer, hitting .247. I’ve gone to the same stat for like five years in a row about how no one on the Rockies has hit below .250 since 2001, outside of super rare examples, and this year practically the whole team is. Change the humidor from suck to blow.

Salvador Perez – 2-for-3, 3 runs and his 47th homer. Kinda want to see him get to 50 homers now so someone drafts him in the top 15 overall. Shoot, ESPN might rank him there!

Andrew Benintendi – 1-for-3, 2 RBIs and his 17th homer. Benny stays hot, but left after fouling a ball off his leg. He’s now a question mark, or exclamation mark, depending on state of panic.

Luis Robert – 2-for-4, 3 RBIs and his 11th and 12th homer, hitting .349. Okay, he missed a lot of games, but where are all the people who were saying he would hit 7th and .250? Doing fantasy football, huh? We also have fantasy basketball and fantasy hockey. Ha, not link-droppy at all!

Yoan Moncada – 1-for-3, 2 runs and his 13th homer. Yoan’s gonna need a full offseason day — December 12th — to analyze what happened and can he fix it.

Reynaldo Lopez – 6 IP, 1 ER, 2 baserunners, 4 Ks, ERA at 2.98. Nodding my head like a Pez dispenser at Lopez’s bounce back.

Eugenio Suarez – 1-for-3, and his 30th homer, and his 2nd homer in as many games. If someone dropped him, which they should have, he could be a few-day schmotato.

Luis Urias – 2-for-3, 2 RBIs and his 22nd homer. Lots of fuss by yours truly over Captain Willy Adames, and for good reason, but Urias might be a sneaky one next year too. Should do a column: Sneaky or Stinky, then for ones I can’t decide on, just call them Sneakers.

Adam Wainwright – 6 IP, 2 ER, 9 baserunners, 4 Ks, ERA at 3.05. Wainwright is going to be 80 years old, returning to the park to throw out the first pitch, and then throw 85 more for a shutout.

Nolan Arenado – 1-for-3, 2 RBIs and his 34th homer, hitting .256. Ran into Jeff Bezos at Starbucks, and he said quote, “I make the best Mocha Mint Frappuccino,” and he’d will all his money to me, writing just that on this napkin I’ve haphazardly put by my open window–NOOOO!!! Torenado!

Dylan Carlson – 1-for-4 and his 16th homer. Every Cardinals player is getting in on this winning streak, rising to the occasion, except Carlson. Never seen someone so committed to the bit of “hitting around three homers every month.” It’s boring, man.

Miguel Sano – 1-for-4, and his 30th homer, hitting .219. There’s no time to cyclops with a monocle, there’s no telling whether or not the schmotato will come hot — AS ORDERED! — it’s grab and hexagonal prayers now.

Tyler Alexander – 6 IP, 1 ER, 5 baserunners, 6 Ks, ERA at 3.95. He’s supposed to get the White Sox at home in his final start, and usually that would be no bueno as the Streamonator says, but the White Sox will rest everyone and Tyler Alexander will throw a no-hitter, or not, but I’d start him.

Tyler Anderson – 4 IP, 1 ER, ERA at 4.41. I’m only mentioning him to try to confuse people into thinking I’ve written two blurbs for the same pitcher.

Matt Brash – Was called up. Here’s what Prospect Itch said, “(Brash) looks a little like hit closer Paul Sewald with the impossible angle created by his delivery that brings his lead leg well over toward third base before he crossfires back toward the plate. Will likely get hit with a reliever tag more than once as he climbs the ladder, but he managed seven dominant innings in his last start. I’ve got a pretty open mind to his potential role, and I suspect Seattle feels a similar way. Brash is enjoying a loud breakout season, and please someone break me out of Grey’s hell.” Hey, c’mon! Brash throws 97-99 MPH on his fastball, and an 88 MPH slider with around a 39 Whiff%. Have a feeling we’re going to be hearing a lot about this guy this offseason, and I’d look at grabbing him in dynasty/keeper leagues.

Mitch Haniger – 1-for-3 and his 38th homer. The way he’s carrying the M’s to the playoffs, showing this guy’s got balls! Figuratively.

Cody Bellinger – Activated from the IL. Great, I hadn’t felt pain in almost ten days!

Walker Buehler – 7 IP, 0 ER, 5 baserunners, 5 Ks, ERA at 2.49. Dodgers’ fans better get ready to fight other fans and themselves for many playoff games, because they seem ready to go deep into the playoffs. Assuming Bellinger doesn’t accidentally hurt Scherzer or something.

Logan Webb – 5 IP, 0 ER, 6 baserunners, 6 Ks, ERA at 2.93. Okay, the Dodgers are gonna have to go through the Giants, a team that scores six runs and no hitters on their team do anything.

Brandon Belt – Hit the IL with a fractured thumb. Ends the year with 29 homers in 97 games. We call that a 2019 Mitch Garver.

Charlie Morton – 7 IP, 0 ER, 5 baserunners, 10 Ks, ERA at 3.39 vs. Zack Wheeler – 7 IP, 2 ER, 5 baserunners, 7 Ks, ERA at 2.78. About as close as we’re going to get to a play-in playoff this year, I’m afraid. Why are you trying to hold my hand? I’m not really afraid! Get off me!

Jesus Aguilar – Underwent knee surgery. I sure hope he doesn’t have a setback and can’t return until June while Lewin Diaz (1-for-6, 2 RBIs and his 8th homer) takes the 1st base job and runs with it. I sure hope that doesn’t happen. I sure sure sure hope not.

Jesus Sanchez – 1-for-4 and his 14th homer. I’m so ready for him to hurt me in 2022.

Francisco Lindor – 2-for-7, 3 RBIs and his 19th homer. If he goes 121-for-127 and hits 11 homers in one of the Mets’ final games, which goes into the 60th inning, Lindor could salvage his season. It’s not too late!

Marcus Stroman – 5 IP, 2 ER, 7 baserunners, 4 Ks, ERA at 3.02, and he stole his 1st bag. Sho, Sho, Sho, Stro, how you do that trick?

Noah Syndergaard – 1 IP, 0 ER, as he was activated from the IL. Please remind me to never recommend anyone draft a starter who is roughly 12 months away from Tommy John surgery. No idea what the Mets are doing having him return. Is it that big of a confidence booster going into the offseason to throw one random inning? Let him go play golf for a few months and rest for 2022. How about he play golf on his knees for instructional videos and call them, Thorf on Golf?

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Brett
Brett
10 months ago

Leone in sf worth holding for saves or holds?

Malicious Phenoms
Malicious Phenoms
10 months ago

Hey amigo from the other side of the big pond. Would you trade Wander for Bo?

Malicious Phenoms
Malicious Phenoms
Reply to  Grey
10 months ago

ok, offer sent…thanks

VinWins
VinWins
10 months ago

Looks like it was a good call to dump Espino. Now I just got to hope that it wasn’t a no-lose situation for you where all of them were good drops.

Cohen
Cohen
10 months ago

Also for last few days, who would u grab off my wire by priority?
Amed Rosario, Nelson Cruz,Ty France

Cohen
Cohen
10 months ago

Who should i start?
Lewin Diaz at Mets(Walker) or
Swanson home vs Nola

Will
Will
10 months ago

Votto and Castellanos BOTH sitting today despite an off day for the Reds tomorrow and their season being over in four days. JFC Bell you idiot don’t you know there are fantasy league championships on the line here????? Aaaaaarrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhhh

Will
Will
Reply to  Grey
10 months ago

If this costs me first place I’m gonna be PO’d. I benched both of my Padres OFers against Scherzer tonight so they’ll both probably hit 2 home runs each while I get nothing from 1B or one of my outfielders on the Reds. I’ve finished 2nd in our league four different times over the last 20 years by a single point in the standings. Yeah, I’m a little bit sensitive about it, lol.

Will
Will
Reply to  Grey
10 months ago

Yes, him and Story both. And yeah I need those stats to count.

Will
Will
Reply to  Grey
10 months ago

Looked at the radar, fast moving storm system so they might have a window to complete it tonight.

FireRobManfred
FireRobManfred
Reply to  Will
10 months ago

They have a DH and he was using Delino DeShields Jr instead of Votto or Castellanos.

Does he not understand how DHing works?

Coolwhip
10 months ago

30 (HRs) is the new 20 (HRs)

Will
Will
Reply to  Grey
10 months ago

Who wins NL MVP, Harper or Soto? Both ended up having solid years after slow starts.

blooper
blooper
10 months ago

Poops, dupe. Sawry!

martin rostoker
martin rostoker
10 months ago

Hi Grey,

Would you pick up Kris Bubic of KC off waivers for his final start of the year against Minn?

Would you pick up Reiver Sanmartin of Cinn for his final start against at Pitts?

Thanks as always for all your help!!

Martin

Martin Rostoker
Martin Rostoker
Reply to  Grey
10 months ago

Thank you!!

Martin

blooper
blooper
10 months ago

Won my league again…6th time 9 years…equates to .00007 cents per hour in prize money…..but virtual trophies!!

blooper
blooper
10 months ago

Won my league again…6th time 9 years…equates to .00007 cents per hour in prize money…..but virtual trophies!!

Stl Squat Cobblers
Stl Squat Cobblers
10 months ago

Doyers “…they seem ready to go deep into the playoffs.”???!??

C’mon me Lothario! You know what’s gonna happen right? Me Cards are ’bout to go 34 straight for the title…leaving said Doyers having the best record ever for a one-and-done.

Not sure why I write like a leprechaun…but GO CARDINALS!

Stl Squat Cobblers
Stl Squat Cobblers
Reply to  Grey
10 months ago

No doubt. Would not want to face the Doyers in a 5 or 7 game…only chance is a one-game, coin flip

Wanted to put a coupla shekels on the Doyers…but 2 to 1??!!?? Not worth it for my low stakes…and definitely not worth it if they have to win a coin flip just to go to the divisionals

Stl Squat Cobblers
Stl Squat Cobblers
Reply to  Grey
10 months ago

Exactly my thoughts..just like Bama (1.5 to 1) and Georgia ( 2-1 ) …not worth the moolah

Stl Squat Cobblers
Stl Squat Cobblers
Reply to  Grey
10 months ago

No doubt. Would not want to face the Doyers in a 5 or 7 game…only chance is a one-game, coin flip

Wanted to put a coupla shekels on the Doyers…but 2 to 1??!!?? Not worth it for my low stakes…and definitely not worth it if they have to win a coin flip just to go to the divisionals

Will
Will
10 months ago

Hampson on the bench today for the 5th time in the last 8 games. The curse of Bud Black continues…

Will
Will
Reply to  Grey
10 months ago

Had Tapia to start the season, dropped him. He’s put up a decent season. Also dropped Riley after his ice cold start. I’d sure like that one back.

Umpy70
Umpy70
10 months ago

Grey, some keeper questions for you
260$ auction league 5×5 obp (12 teams 25 man roster)

would you keep these guys
1. arozerna 19
2. musgrove 23
3. mahle 10
4. gausman 14
5. berrios 21
6. Grandal 5
7. Hendricks 15

right now, im only leaning towards mahle at 10 and gaus at 14, drop the rest

VinWins
VinWins
10 months ago

Who would you drop from my latest 9 SP extravaganza?

Paolo Espino @COL
Sonny Gray @CHW
Adrian Houser @STL
Drew Rasmussen @HOU

VinWins
VinWins
Reply to  Grey
10 months ago

Thanks. This is an RCL where I will finish 3rd regardless. Truss and DFresh are battling for first. I’m already leading in wins (2 ahead of MT and 4 up on DFresh) and Ks (39 up on DFresh (49 IP left)). Matt has 42 innings left.

It should be an exciting week.

OddBall Herrera
OddBall Herrera
10 months ago

If Haniger hits 40 home runs, we’re doomed to an offseason of “Haniger for Andujar/Frazier” trade proposals from Yankees fans

Sport
Sport
10 months ago

Will we see Salvy go in the second round of a 12 team?! That’s crazy.

Question is, where will Hendriks and Hader go? I’m afraid I may have jump on one a LOT earlier than I have before. This year SAGNOFing was the worst!

How early you see getting your first closer next year?

toolshed
toolshed
10 months ago

Would you start nola today in a roto format as I approach my innings limit. I shouldn’t have to ask a question like this but I never know which version I will get when he starts. Thanks

Norman Ginsberg
Norman Ginsberg
10 months ago

1. One remaining move (for an SP). Who should I try?
Megill vs Mia (SON $21)
Cobb @ Tex (SON $6)

2. Is Gallen trust-worthy vs Col? SON says $25; but I suspect the high value may be driven by history (not fully current).

Norman Ginsberg
Norman Ginsberg
Reply to  Grey
10 months ago

I’ve been wrong on Megill so many times this year — this’ll be my last time.

Norman Ginsberg
Norman Ginsberg
Reply to  Grey
10 months ago

I’ve been wrong on Megill so many times this year — this’ll be my last time.

Norman Ginsberg
Norman Ginsberg
Reply to  Grey
10 months ago

I’ve been wrong on Megill so many times this year — this’ll be my last time.

NJW
NJW
10 months ago

I never even considered it until you said it, but ESPN is totally going to rank Salvador Perez in the top 25 at least, maybe the top 15 like you suggest.

ESPN “analysts” are going to be on their soapbox explaining how “his value added over the next catcher was so high in 2021” as the reason we should look to draft him in the same range as Luis Robert and Rafael Devers.

Hard pass.

Huffin Gas
Huffin Gas
10 months ago

Hey Grey,

You prefer J. Gray vs. Ariz or J. Suarez vs. LAA? Need a W. Thanks bud.

Huffin Gas
Huffin Gas
Reply to  Huffin Gas
10 months ago

Both on the road

Huffin Gas
Huffin Gas
Reply to  Grey
10 months ago

My B. He’s at Sea.

Jack
Jack
10 months ago

Contreras or Matz? QS & W Thanks

Nordberg
Nordberg
10 months ago

Thank you for all your work this year. I have really enjoyed my first year on your site. Going into next year here is what i have:

13team 20 keepers
7 by 7 league offense k and ops
Pitchers hold and QS
which 20 would you keep?

Keibert Ruiz Wsh C.
Vladimir Guerrero Jr.Tor1B
Brendan Rodgers Col2B, SS
Josh Rojas Ari2B, 3B, SS, LF, RF
Willy Adames MilSS
Trevor Story ColSS
Pete Alonso NYM1B,
Juan Soto WshLF, RF
Byron Buxton MinCF
Kyle Tucker hou LF, Rf
Yordan Alvarez HouDH, LF
Shohei Ohtani LAADH, SP
Jesus Sanchez MiaRF, LF
Daniel Hudson SD RP
Chad Green NYY RP
Tanner Houck Bos SP
Mychal Givens Cin RP
Luis Garcia HouRP, SP
Luis Patino TB RP, SP
Kendall Graveman Hou RP
Joe Barlow Tex RP
Framber Valdez HouSP
Ryan Mountcastle BalLF, 1B, DH
Joey Wendle TB3B, 2B, SS
Huascar Ynoa AtlSP
Shane McClanahan TB SP
Edward Cabrera MiaSP
Touki ToussaintB AtlSP
Jose Miranda Min3B
Zach Plesac CleSP
Jake Meyers HouCF
Reynaldo Lopez ChWSP, RP
Edmundo Sosa StL2B, SS
Alejandro Kirk TorC
Tylor Megill NYMRP, SP
Aaron Bummer ChWRP
Wily Peralta DetRP, SP
Jacob deGromIL60 NYMSP
Pablo LopezIL60 MiaSP
Mike ClevingerIL60 SDSP
Justin VerlanderIL60 HouSP
Tucker DavidsonIL60 AtlSP

Nordberg
Nordberg
Reply to  Nordberg
10 months ago

12 team

nordberg
nordberg
Reply to  Grey
10 months ago

i am with you no brainers and decisions.

nordberg
nordberg
Reply to  nordberg
10 months ago

definitely want to keep adames and rodgers. not sure on sanchez and some of the pitchers.

slimjim13
slimjim13
10 months ago

Grey 2022 keeper question $300 salary for 34 players OBP scoring which would you want
JDM $13 or K Marte $17 Marte may even squeak in 2B eligibility this week
JDM kind of boring after 9HR in April

As always thanks for the wisdom and always enjoy your work looking forward to the off season stuff. Stay well!!

DM2
DM2
10 months ago

First off, thanks for a great read all year.

Who would you stream out of these options: Bumgarner, Kluber, E. Cabrera or Megill ?

Cheers.

Hyun-Jin & Juice
Hyun-Jin & Juice
10 months ago

12 team, 5×5 roto

You good with these starts today? ERA/WHIP very important

Sonny Gray @CWS (-$0.8)
Pineda v. Det ($6.0)

andfog99
andfog99
10 months ago

Start Adrian Houser at St. Louis today?

Filkarri
Filkarri
10 months ago

Sigh, lost Belt to injury and Graveman to paternity (holds league) in a tight race for first. Damn you, baseball!

GGDB
GGDB
Reply to  Filkarri
10 months ago

Belt’s an injury magnet. Always been intrigued by his talent, but since 2016, he’s rarely on the field for long.

If I ever have him rostered, I always have a back-up plan.

bigbear
bigbear
10 months ago

Haha! ESPN will totally rank Sal in the 15-20 just for “position scarcity”!

Five-on-One
Five-on-One
10 months ago

Looking for some advice for the last week of the year (12-team, 5×5 league – all categories still tight). Lineups due today.

1) SON values may not be the best way to evaluate these guys, since they may or may not start or go more than a couple of innings. My SP options include:

Sale @WAS ($21.0) – last day of season
Manoah @BAL (21.1) – second to last game
Urias vMIL (15.1) – second to last game
Cease v DET (19.0) – third to last game
Gausman vSD (12.1) – third to last game
Ryan vDET (10.8) – Thursday
Happ vMIL (5.4) – Thursday
Bumgarner vSF (2.7) – Thursday
Wacha @NYY (-5.1) – last game of year – maybe the yanks won’t have their A lineup?
Ryu vBAL (12.2) – last game of year and he has been attrocious lately

Can you rank your top 7 of the above?

2) RPs. Can you rank your top 5 of the following – including closers and non-closers:

Jansen, Chafin, Clippard, Givens, Brash, Bummer, Cessa, Reyes, Neris, Sulser
Cotton.

3) Of the top 7 SPs and top 5 RPs, which two should I sit? Typically I go with 7 SPs, but with the short week, and starts being funky this time of year, not sure whether the RPs might be more valuable.

4) Thanks for all the advice this year. Should be either a first or second place finish.

Will
Will
Reply to  Grey
10 months ago

I think Cease is set to pitch the last WSox game of the season on Sunday vs Detroit.

Sport
Sport
10 months ago

Thanks for a fun season sir! It’s been a blast. You like any of these options today?

A)Eovaldi at Baltimore
B)Garcia at home vs. the Rays
C)None of the above.

Thank you!

eballs
eballs
10 months ago

Desperate times here, what are the odds Espino goes out and us a decent game tonight @ COL? (Points league)

Pine Tar Incident
Pine Tar Incident
10 months ago

Grey-

Thanks for another great year of guidance and laughs. Won my league (again!) thanks to your ability to conjure a pitching staff out of nothing and your ability to predict the future (except Ohtani). And, of course, Rudy’s tools pay for themselves many times over every year. Thank you.

I am keeping Trout, Treat Urner, and Ohtani. I can only keep one from this list (keep forever, no inflation or anything, 5X5 mixed OBP league):

Lou Bob, Tyler O’Neill, Woodruff, Jose Abreu, Ketel Marte, Arenado.

Thanks again.

CTFDU
CTFDU
10 months ago

Thanks Grey. Final week is so stressing. Though Sale and Red Sox were a sure thing yesterday. Will you start Berríos today. How about Roansy?

Jackie Daytona
Jackie Daytona
10 months ago

Going to miss these posts when the season ends this week and we enter fantasy baseball hibernation! Anyway, this is probably a question for January Grey, but I am going to ask.

11 team points where we can keep ten forever. I have 7 hitters locked in. I would like to keep 2 or 3 pitchers.

Q1. Which 3 from C. Burnes, S. Alcantara, T.Mahle, F.Peralta, L.Webb. and A.Manoah? Going into the final start, Burnes, Alcantara, Mahle and Peralta are top 25 SPs (until his DL stint, Peralta was top 10).

Q2. Do you feel Any of those three are worthy of an 8th, 9th and 10th round pick in an 11 team league?

Thanks for all of the entertaining/informative content this year.

2ndCitySox
2ndCitySox
Reply to  Jackie Daytona
10 months ago

I’d keep Webb, Burnes, and Sandy A. But really any combo minus Mahle is hard to argue with
And yes all three are worth those picks

Al KOHOLIC
Al KOHOLIC
10 months ago

Anyone heard anything about Verlander. Can’t help but wander where he will be next year and curious to see if his spin rates drop without the sticky stuff

Coolwhip
Reply to  Grey
10 months ago

who? is that Kate Upton’s wife?

Ante GALIC
Ante GALIC
10 months ago

Grey!!!

Loved it and recommended by 5/5 ‘ballers!

a. Diplan winning yesterday. Where was your recommendation to add him? J/k, would have howled at the moon if Mantiply also won but alas, Dbacks are really a sad sack team.

b. Special Norm MacDonald quote of the day for Wake for September 29, 2021

‘Comedy is surprises, so if you’re intending to make somebody laugh and they don’t laugh, that’s funny.’

c. Norm MacDonald quote of the day for September 29, 2021

‘I went to a hypnotist. He put me under a spell, and every time I had a craving for a cigarette, I would throw up. It’s very embarrassing right after sex. I find it pretty hard to get that second date after that. Girls get all snobby after you barf on them.’

d. Marx Brothers quote of the day for September 29, 2021

‘Before I get through with you, you will have a clear case for divorce, and so will my wife. Now, the first thing to do is to arrange for a settlement. You take the children, your husband takes the house, Junior burns down the house, you take the insurance, and I take you.’

[talking to Lucille]

Monkey Business

Cheers,
Ante

Ante Galic
Ante Galic
Reply to  Grey
10 months ago

Grey!!!

Yeah, 5/5=100%. Show me a ‘baller who didn’t like it or appreciate it, I’ll show you a liar.

Cheers,
Ante

2ndCitySox
2ndCitySox
10 months ago

That Tyler Alexander / Tyler Anderson part totally got me! I don’t appreciate your ruse, Mr. Albright. Your cunning attempt to trick me. I hope it feels good.

Thanks for yet another informative and entertaining season, good sir! Here’s to many more!