Yesterday, a Yankees’ beat writer reported that Aaron Judge was referred to Dallas to see a doctor who specializes in thoracic outlet syndrome (TOS). Ya know, the injury that ends careers. This began a series of events that went like this: This is DefCon 1, do you hear me! DefCon1! Cut the red wire! Or […]
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Nolan Arenado
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Reds Put Elly On The Shelly, Send Arroyo To Ohio
June 1, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 172 Commentsby: Grey
Fantasy Baseball Overlord mainlines O. Henry stories, huh? It’s like, “Here ya go, you peasant,” the Fantasy Baseball Overlord says, “I will give you Edwin Arroyo.” We collapse and genuflect towards the almighty. Then the FBO adds, “And I will take Elly De La Cruz. Bye-bye, suckers!” NOOOOOOOO!!! Not like this! But it’s too late, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Blake Snell had loose bodies removed, which is basically the end of every party in LA. If you’re not having loose bodies removed, and you’re at an LA party? I’m sorry, you got Carvel serving Fudgie the Whale? Because no self-respecting party in LA has zero loose bodies removed. I remember one party where they […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Acuña Waited Tilde End Of May To Begin His Season
May 28, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 179 Commentsby: Grey
Yesterday, Ronald Acuña Jr. went 1-for-3, 4 RBIs with a slam (3) and double legs (9, 10), hitting .238. The homer was a grand slam, and his 1st home run since April 24th. Got this text yesterday from my buddy and fantasy baseball ‘pert, Mike Gianella, “One healthy year for 2021-25, his ’22 and ’24 […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Nats Jumping Back Aboard The Crews Ship
May 18, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 268 Commentsby: Grey
On the Crews ship, lollipop, it’s a sweet trip to a post-hype prospect shop, where batting average [makes armpit fart noises] plops… Because my browser history is more than a little full with google searches a’la [baseball player name] + stats, let’s just say Dylan Crews + stats wasn’t the first Dylan to get pulled […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?[pinches fingers to temples, mind-melding with the Rockies’ brass] Okay, I am now at one with the Rockies’ front office. I will be thinking and acting like them for the next five minutes. I want to trade Hunter Goodman for a Bible once used by Todd Helton. Hmm, okay, I am now trading for Nolan […]
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In the spirit of celebrating my grandmother’s memory and not falling prey to the suffering impermanence can bring, this week I’ll take a look at a couple of players who are performing above expectations this year. Two players come to mind in particular, Nolan Arenado and Miguel Vargas Jr., as they’ve been much more valuable to fantasy teams than I expected, and on a personal level, I find myself cheering for these guys and personally encouraged by their comeback stories.
Please, blog, may I have some more?I’m only half Jewish — as Henry Hill would say, the good half — but I heard Cade Cavalli went 6 IP, 2 ER, 10 baserunners, 10 Ks, ERA at 3.82, and I started Cade Kvelling. Who is this, do we know his mishpocha? Can we send them some macaroons? Are they allergic to coconut? […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Angels still have issues, but I’ve liked the changes Kurt Suzuki has made as manager, and, I wonder if he has a hand in Jose Soriano (5 IP, 0 ER, 7 hits, zero walks, 4 Ks, ERA at 0.24) unlocking da juice. Of course, I’m just guessing it’s Suzuki’s doing. It could’ve been a butterfly […]
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Corners Report: Down On Or Down With Devers?
April 22, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball | 24 Commentsby: kelder
It’s only April 22, but it’s April 22, ya know? We have a decent amount of data here. Sometimes the theme just pops in my head, and sometimes I just look at the Player Rater and see what stands out. This is one of those articles, the hope being that you find it interesting as […]
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O’s have a genuine Jackson dilemma on their hands as Baltimore’s fill-in second baseman slash heartthrob is up to a Jackson five homers with this huge bomb in the eighth to give the Orioles the lead Friday night. Joy to the World! I thought Jeremiah was a bullfrog, but he looks more like a bull. […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Twins’ Bats Have Target Practice On Garrett’s Crotchet
April 13, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 289 Commentsby: Grey
You ever not roster a guy who gets hit super hard and go on a schadenfreude journey around all your fantasy leagues searching for who rosters a certain guy or are you normal? Yesterday, I saw Garrett Crochet went 1 2/3 IP, 10 ER, ERA at 7.58, and I went league hopping. “Ooh, he has […]
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