Connor Norby aka Con-Nor is again the Rockies pulling a fast one on an unsuspecting trade partner. Here’s the Rockies’ front office, “Who will we tantalizingly ruse this time? The Marlins? Okay, watch this,” then they do a move that you’re just left to wonder, “Are the Rockies so insanely dumb that they’re smart?” It’s […]
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Painter’s Tape No Longer Making Phillies Feel Blue
September 2, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 113 Commentsby: Grey
Another day, another great Phillies pitcher, eh? I said “eh” like I was drinking a bottle of maple syrup with my pinkie in the air. I hate the “we have to talk about” segue. It sounds like Oprah in my head. “We have to talk about something, you know what we have to talk about […]
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SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 23: The Other Mason M
September 1, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 5 Commentsby: JKJ
What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 23 is in the books. Bullpen report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look at […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 21: Kings Of Queens
August 18, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 12 Commentsby: JKJ
What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 21 is in the books. Bullpen report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look at […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Tim Tawa sounds like an NFL QB, doesn’t he? “Steps back to pass, and the wide flank is janky, needs to look back inside, and the tight end is loose! Oh my God, he’s a loose tight end! Oh God, this is gorgeous! Tim Tawa’s flanking no more! He’s loosening a tight end! Must’ve been […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 20: Devin Wontiams
August 11, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 21 Commentsby: JKJ
What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 20 is in the books. Bullpen report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look at […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Buy George, I Think Yanks Got It!
August 7, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 139 Commentsby: Grey
Funniest thing about me thinking George Lombard Jr. sounds like he’s 120 years old and a former lead in George Cukor films is that he looks like he’s 12: Honestly, if that kid said to me where’s the Axe Spray, because he thought I worked at CVS because I’m old enough to be his grandfather […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Ohtani And PCA Have A Jack-Off
August 5, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 179 Commentsby: Grey
The NL MVP race seems to be shaping up to be between two guys. Yesterday, that race shaped up as they shipped out balls. It’s between Shohei Ohtani, the every-year MVP and Ed Sheeran– Sorry, being told that is not Ed Sheeran. That’s Pete Crow-Armstrong. They both lit up the scoreboard yesterday. PCA went 3-for-5, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?The 1927 Red Sox are answering the age-old question, is it better to be loved or feared? Neither, it’s better to hit some freakin’ dongs! Louie Armstrong knows where it’s at when he questions, Wilyer or Won’tyer be my baby? By the way, that’s like Should I Stay Or Should I Go. Bro, “If I […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 19: Deadline Day Fallout
August 4, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 22 Commentsby: JKJ
What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 19 is in the books. Bullpen report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look at […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? I’ll Adley Trade You Monday For A Prospect Burger Today
August 3, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 207 Commentsby: Grey
Marlins have been rebuilding since the early 2000’s, but there was never a real feeling that they were trying. I can’t remember a time the Reds haven’t been rebuilding. But the Orioles? They’ve been rebuilding for what, 15 years? Okay, but they were supposed to be done rebuilding! They were sniffing glue on their prospects […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 18: Jordan No, Man, No!
July 28, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 4 Commentsby: JKJ
What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 18 is in the books. Bullpen report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look at […]
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