SAGNOF: Running In Church Is Allowed Says The Cardinals

April 29, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, SAGNOF, Steals | Leave a comment

Welcome back all you Razzballeroos to another exciting edition of SAGNOF Stolen Base fun here at Razzball. Seems like a good time to remind people, as we approach the one month mark of the season, what SAGNOF is. SAGNOF stands for Steals/Saves Ain’t Got No Face. Meaning, don’t overpay for these things in the draft […]

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SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 5: Double Dose Of Varland

April 28, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 10 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 5 is in the books. SAGNOF Bullpen Report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look […]

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SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 4: Ride The Gus Bus

April 21, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 24 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 4 is in the books. SAGNOF Bullpen Report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same […]

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Fantasy Baseball H2H Streamers – Week 5: Noah, Guide Us Again, The Mel Gibson Sequel

April 19, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Head-to-Head Leagues, Fantasy Baseball Streamers, Featured, SAGNOF | 2 Comments

by: The Real Joey Bart

We celebrated a pitcher named Noah on Easter, and we’re back with more action. We actually have two Noahs as streamers this week. It’s hard to believe there are so many Noahs out there because I honestly don’t think I’ve ever met anyone named Noah. I did see that disappointing Darren Aronofsky film named Noah, […]

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SAGNOF: Angel In The Outfield

April 15, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, SAGNOF, Steals | 3 Comments

by: The Great Knoche

When I think of boring players in fantasy baseball, I think of guys who are AL or NL-only roster fillers. Guys who get at-bats, but very little in the counting stats department. Guys with much more value in real baseball than in the fantasy realm. For me, when it comes to guys like that, in […]

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SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 3: Jakob Jun-is The Closer Now

April 14, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 20 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 3 is in the books. SAGNOF Bullpen Report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been updated with the latest, and I’m usually quick to get it touched up once any type of news drops. And if you’re not a subscriber, I do highly, highly, highly recommend it. […]

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SAGNOF: The Speed Dial Year 3.0

April 8, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, SAGNOF, Steals | 6 Comments

by: The Great Knoche

Back in 2024, our everything guru around Razzball, Vinwins, managed to nail the exact terminology I was looking for in regards to Stolen Base Streamers. Since then, anytime you grab a guy for your roster looking for a stolen base, it is referred to as a Speed Dial. Not sure it ever made the official […]

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SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 2: Paul Sew-All-Da-Way To The Bank

April 7, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 28 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 2 is in the books. SAGNOF Bullpen Report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been updated with the latest, and I’m usually quick to get it touched up once any type of news drops. And if you’re not a subscriber, I do highly, highly, highly recommend it. […]

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SAGNOF: Nasim Ready To Find Some Stolen Bases

April 1, 2026 | Featured, SAGNOF, Steals | 6 Comments

by: The Great Knoche

I’m back from Florida, where I enjoyed opening day with a Penelope Havana Rum Barrel finished Bourbon. Also did my final three drafts on the Forgotten Coast, and I tell you, there’s worse places in the world to finish up Fantasy Baseball Prep Season. I wasn’t picking up any stolen base targets right away after […]

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SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 1: CarLOST Estevez

March 31, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 15 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Even though it was a partial week, Week 1 of the baseball season is in the books. SAGNOF Bullpen Report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been updated with the latest, and I’m usually quick to get it touched up once any type of news drops. And if […]

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SAGNOF: Final Spring Notes, 2026

March 24, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 26 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Real-life baseball is almost here! Games will finally matter, and we’ll all have to start remembering to set lineups and fine tune our FAAB bids. May your trail ride true and smooth, pard. All I’ve got for you chuckleheads this week are some notes as Spring Training rides itself into the sunset. […]

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SAGNOF: Anti-Sloths In New Trees

March 18, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, SAGNOF, Steals | 1 Comment

by: The Great Knoche

After a couple weeks off here in draft season, one due to my travel and one due to the internet gods not being friendly here at Razzball, we are back to look at some more stolen base targets. As we grind toward the finish line for draft season, I admit this is the part of […]

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