There’s One Less Reason To Be Attached To Your Phone

September 27, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 124 Comments

People celebrating their fantasy baseball championships today pic.twitter.com/4bavGwku88 — Razzball (@Razzball) October 5, 2022 That is the best encapsulation of the joy of winning a fantasy baseball league. I’m sick it’s so on point. I hope everyone got to feel that “very dorky dancing while very white music plays surrounded by middle-aged men” joy yesterday. […]

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Wolverine Slays Cubs

September 9, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 113 Comments

by: Grey

Brewers cook up one thing: Excellent starters. It’s how they produce those weak hops, Amber. Know what ales them? Nothing! No ups and downs for a yeast inflection. Oh, hey, Googler, glad you found us from your search, “How to make beer?” This is exactly going to help you, because when I stand at a […]

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The Court Is Back In Session

September 8, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 94 Comments

by: Grey

Yesterday, Aaron Judge went 0-for-3 as he was activated from the IL. He was slotted right back into right field, which is perhaps the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. Only thing dumber might be paying a red-light camera. They can’t make you pay. This is legal advice from a fantasy baseball ‘pert. Call me into […]

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Points Leagues: Wildly Premature 2027 Top-100(ish) Rankings

September 7, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball | 6 Comments

by: Latch-Key Kid

Here in September, I don’t feel like there’s a lot of advice I can offer that isn’t covered by others. We’ve got folks out here drawing your attention to who to add for crunch time. Are you looking for advice on which pitchers to stream? We’ve got you covered. And if you’re looking to maximize […]

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Jared’s Got Me Jones’ing For A Breakout

September 5, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 18 Comments

by: Dan Pants

Pittsburgh Pirates pitching prospect powered past six pristine innings putting on a powerful performance as he piled up nine punchouts! Is that too long for a headline? I really went full stop into the alliteration there, I’m so sorry, let me try again. Bucs heartthrob Jared Jones allowed just four base runners Friday to pick […]

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Gavin Invites The Blue Jays To His K-Mitzvah

September 1, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 101 Comments

by: Grey

Gavin Williams (7 IP, 0 ER, 3 baserunners (1 BB), 13 Ks, ERA at 3.81) might have the record for most ledes in one calendar year, and he only has a 3.81 ERA! Has any pitcher ever been so good while seeming so bad? Sorry, he’s excellent. Also, he’s got a near-4 ERA? I’m not […]

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Little Zebby Baked Up Some Snack Cakes This Week

August 30, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 234 Comments

by: Grey

Could Zebby Matthews (8 1/3 IP, 1 ER, 5 hits, zero walks, 5 Ks, ERA at 4.58) of the Matthewsses be having himself a star mitzvah? Let’s see the background on him: His real name is Daniel Zebulon Matthews. Honestly, smart move to go by Zebby. Zebulon is out of this world on its own. […]

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Now That’s The Loaded Paul (Tato) Skenes We Like To See

August 25, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 89 Comments

by: Grey

Last week, after yet another bad start, Paul Skenes couldn’t sleep. He was ruminating his career. His bad starts piling on top of each other. On top of it all, he was dealing with a girlfriend who had a very bad jimmy leg. His coach, LL Donkey, said to him, “If you’re going to be […]

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Cubs Fans Happy To See Newest Starter Clay It On The Line

August 15, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 27 Comments

by: MarmosDad

If there’s one universal Cubs’ voice, let’s imagine them singing their version of this old 80’s classic: “You know I love you (you know I love you), you know it’s true (you know it’s true) It’s up to you, Clay, now what have I got to do? Don’t hold me up, Holmes, don’t waste my […]

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This Blade Paid His Dues (And Maybe His Taxes)

August 10, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 133 Comments

by: Grey

This lede was derived from the very simple question: Who the eff is Blade Tidwell? I legitimately didn’t know. I asked AI and AI said, “That is the part Cuba Gooding Jr. played in Jerry Maguire with the very famous catchphrase, ‘Show me where your money is.’ If you’d like, Grey, I can tell you […]

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Aint No Thingler Like A Dillon Dingler

August 6, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 115 Comments

by: Grey

Yesterday, to honor Dillon Dingler, I did as I’ve done every day this summer, I dressed up like a poop emoji to watch the Tigers game from my house. I’m the Head Dingler Dangler, as you know. Unfortunately, I went outside to grab my Postmates (three-bean burrito, no lettuce), when my neighbor yelled at me, […]

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Points Leagues: August Infield Rankings

August 3, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Points Leagues | 7 Comments

by: Latch-Key Kid

As we get into August, how I approach these rankings is going to change slightly. They still aren’t going to be a straight Power Ranking of who has been good recently, as that isn’t particularly predictive going forward. However, while patience with some players could still be rewarded the way they have recently with the […]

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