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You know an article is going to be really, really good when there are two colons in the title. Don’t you wish you had two colons? Imagine how productive you’d be? Live every day like it’s Fiber Friday, friends. No really — apparently fiber lowers your cholesterol. You want to stick it to big pharma? Then coat that steak in Benefiber. Your cookout friends will never know! 

Now, this double-coloned article is part of a series that’s kind of new. I basically made up the idea on the spot when Razzeditor Truss was like, “Sell me the next Die Hard or we’re trading you to RotoWire for an AI bot named Frankie FastFingers.” And although that decision to keep me instead of the AI bot will likely lead to the economic collapse of Razzball, I’d like to say that my advice hasn’t been all that awful. Let’s recap some of our favorite add/drops and see how I’m doing in my new role. Also Marmos has been killing it as the new Top 100 Starters writer — that man has passion and eventually he’ll have Photoshop skills as well. 

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The Mets are ladened in Grimace. Oozing from their pores is that giant purple nutsack’s charisma. They have imbibed the Grimace Shake and are juiced to the gills. With that said, I was really impressed by DJ Herz. He dazzled up my goggles like a sweaty Kurt Rambis in a sauna. There’s only two starters […]

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Howdy, y’all, and happy belated Summer Solstice. Everything in my home city of Milwaukee screams summer right now. Summerfest, one of the world’s largest music festivals, kicked off festivities this weekend; farmers’ markets are back in full swing; street festivals and bike races are closing roads all over the city. When it comes right down […]

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Orelvis Martinez was hit with an 80-game suspension, which is just a perfect encapsulation of the Jays’ season. It’s the Curse of Ohtani’s Plane is In-Flight to Toronto. Highly touted rookie comes up, plays in his 1st MLB game, 24 hours later, suspended for 80 games. That’s the land-speed record for PEDs. Was he taking […]

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