I wonder if Jake Smolinski had a sister that put out in high school.  I could’ve swore I hooked up with an Eva Smolinski after her friend Dawn rejected me.  Were my Cavariccis cuffed a little too high for you, Dawn?  My B.U.M. Equipment sweatshirt too faded?  I still hate you!  Well, enough about me!  *smacks self*  Get a grip, man!  Smolinski is hitting .408, and crushing pink cookies in a plastic bag since his call up, going 4-for-5, 1 run, 1 RBI yesterday.  The Rangers are like a prisoner with a life sentence (no offense to some of our readers; I believe you’re innocent!).  Rangers have nothing but time on their hands to play their guys.  Is Smolinski anything but a hot schmotato?  God, no, but no one is this late in the year.  I’d grab him if you need a hot bat, and who doesn’t?  Dawn apparently!  Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:

Ron Washington – Announced that he resigned from the Rangers due to his infidelity to his wife.  It’s not infidelity if you’re selling your body for drugs.  Everyone knows that.

Rougned Odor – 2-for-5, 1 run.  Smolinski and Odor sound like they go together like pees and poops.  Hey, Odor, Smellinski you later!

Ryan Rua – 2-for-4, 1 RBI.  Fun fact!  Rua drives baristas crazy at Starbucks when he’s spelling his name by adding an ellipsis.  “R-U-A…WHAT?!  I quit!”  That’s a barista losing it.

Sonny Gray – 5 IP, 4 ER, ERA up to 3.28.  Around this time last year, the A’s team anthem was Doing the Bernie.  This year it’s Self-Destruction by the Stop the Violence Movement.  Best supergroup ever?  Tight race between them and The West Coast Rap All-Stars.  My boy, Sonny, is obviously limping to the finish line and I’d drop him even if he gets a potentially resting Angels club next time out.

Shane Greene – 6 2/3 IP, 0 ER, 5 baserunners, 6 Ks and really looking forward to Rosh Hashanah!  Oh, wait, that’s Shawn Green.  Unless Shane converted for the jokes.  Stream-o-Nator doesn’t love Greene’s next start and I could go either way on it, since the O’s might be in playoff-mode, which is to say not playing.

Derek Jeter – 2-for-4 and his 4th homer.  Know why a 40-year-old guy who has four homers has started every day even though he hasn’t been good in years?  Re2pect.   R-E-Two-P-E-C-T!

R.A. Dickey – 6 IP, 2 ER, 6 baserunners, 3 Ks.  His ERA is down to 3.82, which would’ve been awesome in 1998, but now that’s like a 5.40 ERA.  You suck, Dickey!

Jose Bautista – 1-for-3, 2 RBIs and his 33rd homer.  I projected him for 35 homers, so I’m pretty much right again.  Handsome and smart?  Double threat, Grey.  Now lick your finger, touch yourself and listen for the sizzle.  Sorry, I’ve been taking these positive thinking courses at the University of Phoenix.

Anthony Rizzo – Missed another game yesterday.  Lowercase yay.  Glad I put him in my weekly league lineup!

Tsuyoshi Wada – 5 IP, 1 ER, 6 baserunners, 5 Ks, ERA down to 3.22.  I’d say I’m so excited about Wada for next year, but I ain’t no Pointer Sister and I’m not that excited.  He’s rounding into a Kuroda clone, which is not raycess at all.  I mean, he’s safe, but a tad boring.  Like an Asian in the sack.  Now that is raycess!

Jorge Soler – 2-for-4, 2 RBIs, hitting .368.  Puig who?!  Don’t even say it, Random Italicized Voice.  What?  I’m busy trying to make heads or tails of The Honorable Woman finale.

Zack Greinke – 5 IP, 4 ER, 10 baserunners, 5 Ks, ERA up to 2.76 vs. the Cubs.  Weird game to trip him up, and even weirder game to be happening in September.  Nice scheduling, MLB, way to pit non-division rivals at each other.  Almost as brilliant as the Oakland/Philly series that’s happening this weekend.  Nap Lajoie’s Ghost is pounding his bizarrely small glove in anticipation!

Yasiel Puig – 3-for-5, 1 run, 1 RBI.  Coming on a bit as of late, but, and I’m going off memory here, didn’t he have as many counting stats as he has this year as he had in two months last year?

Juan Uribe – 2-for-3, 1 run, 1 RBI.  Uribe says, “I don’t need no stinkin’ Coors!”  I think you mean a skunked beer.

Rusney Castillo – Sat out yesterday, because the Red Sox want to ease him in.  He’s not a new pair of shoes or really even a rookie.  He’s 27 years old, just play him!

Daniel Nava – 2-for-4.  I threw him in the Buy column that’s coming later today, with so many caveats, you’d think I was chewing on Gobstoppers like a baller!  Not enough people end sentences with ‘like a baller.’  Just a general observation about society.

Starling Marte – 2-for-4, and his 13th homer.  I’m gonna be all in on this schmohawk next year, thinking he can shoot up to a 2nd rounder for 2016.  I make hitter rankings, my fans they can’t wait, they write me letters, tell me I’m great.

Gerrit Cole – 7 IP, 2 ER, 6 baserunners, 7 Ks, ERA down to 3.85.  I’m sure he’ll turn it on at some point in his career, but, from what I’ve seen so far, I’m kinda um-yeah-whatever on him.  His next start is decent per the Stream-o-Nator so I would hold him, if I had him.

Danny Salazar – 7 1/3 IP, 1 ER, 6 baserunners, 9 Ks, ERA down to 4.02.  Well, at this point, feel free to keep your ERA over 4 for the season.  We don’t need any lookie-loos getting their peepers on Salazar next year.

Michael Bourn – 1-for-5.  Briefly had an inside the park home run in the ninth, but according to someone on Twitter the ball got stuck in the wall pudding, and Bourn was called back out for a ground rule double.  I’m guessing that person meant wall padding, not pudding, but it’s strange times we live in.

Jose Ramirez – 3-for-6, 2 runs.  Somebody’s a .500 hitter (if every game went 13 innings, you messed up, Doubleday).

Jake Marisnick – 2-for-4, 1 RBI and his 11th steal, and 5 steals in the last eleven games.  If you need SAGNOF, get to it, young prematurely bald man.

Chad Qualls – 2/3 IP, 0 ER and the blown save.  I don’t know, I have Josh Fields tossing the ball to the bullpen catcher on my fantasy team, waiting to get in the game.

Ender Inciarte – 2-for-4, 1 run, 2 RBIs.  That’s why I held him for a week?  Eff it in the coolie, he’s got three more games in Coors.  Let’s see three cherries, slot machine!

Addison Reed – 2/3 IP, 2 ER, and his 6th blown save, moving his record to 1-7 and his ERA to 4.40.  Still not as bad as Joe Nathan!  Though, he has an outside chance of getting there.  Just a wee bit more sucking — that’s what she said never!  Huh?  Reed should be replaced, but there’s not even anyone worthwhile to replace him and the Diamondbacks don’t see enough saves to make it relevant.  Saves ain’t got no face, but Reed’s wearing a Shrek mask with mashed potatoes on his head and looks fugly as hell.

Jordan Pacheco – 2-for-4, 1 run, 2 RBIs.  Damn, almost grabbed him for the batty call, but nope.  Close but no cigar, as anyone who’s ever stood within five feet of Monica Lewinsky has said for the last 15 years.  *Lewinsky steps on an elevator*  Frat Guy, “Close but no cigar.”  Him and his buddies giggle.  She sighs.

Michael Cuddyer – 3-for-5, 3 runs and his 8th homer.  He has four homers each at home and on the road, so the splits aren’t killing him.  They’re just tearing his hamstrings.

Wilin Rosario – 4-for-5, 3 RBIs and his 12th homer.  His bat is starting to heat up, hitting near-.450 in the last week with two homers in the last three games.  Just think how long ago his bat would’ve heated up if Weiss didn’t bench him every other game for three months.

Nolan Arenado – Could miss the rest of the season with pneumonia.  I’m almost 100% sure Tulo or CarGo was the carrier of the virus.  If you jack-hammered under Coors Field, how deep do you have to go before you hit a Native American graveyard?  I bet you Larry Walker could find a corpse under there.

Charlie Culberson – 2-for-4, 1 run, 1 RBI as he started at 3rd base.  This drunk– Excuse me, Ynoa, should be starting. but we know Weiss turns his nose up on ‘should.’

Alexi Amarista – 2-for-3, 2 runs, 2 RBIs and his 5th homer, and 2nd in the last three games.  Uh-oh, Amarista’s hot!  Yes, that’s how bad the Padres are.  When you sincerely say one of their hitters is hot, it sounds sarcastic.  Try it with someone else, uh-oh, Michael Brantley is hot!  Doesn’t sound sarcastic.  Now try this, uh-oh, Tommy Medica is hot!  See?

Will Venable – 1-for-5, 3 RBIs and his 7th homer.  If he can go 15/15 in the last 11 games, he won’t be a bust after all!

Robbie Erlin – 6 IP, 1 ER, 5 baserunners, 4 Ks.  Am I the only one that wants to put an apostrophe on the end of his last name?

Kyle Lohse – 7 1/3 IP, 1 ER, 5 baserunners, 2 Ks, ERA down to 3.71.  Solid performance as the Brewers fight for a .500 record.  Yeah, the playoffs aren’t happening.  Gotta set your eyes on realistic goals.  The Stream-o-Nator loves Lohse’s next start, and I could see starting him there, definitely worth the gamble.

Shelby Miller – 6 IP, 1 ER, 5 baserunners, 4 Ks, ERA down to 3.68.  How many of you saw that this game went into extra innings and naturally assumed Rosenthal blew the lead?  Oh, don’t lie, y’all did.

Brad Hand – 5 IP, 5 ER.  Never again will we have Hand and Dickey throwing so many times on the same day like we did this season, and not one interleague matchup.  The Yanks vs. Mets was nice, Selig, but the novelty has worn off, as a nation of easily amused people, we demand a Hand/Dickey matchup.

Gio Gonzalez – 7 IP, 2 ER, 6 baserunners, 5 Ks, ERA down to 3.74.  Fun (not fun) with ESPN ownership numbers!  Gio’s owned in 95% of leagues, Collin McHugh and his 2.66 ERA is owned in 61% of leagues.

Anthony Rendon – 2-for-5, 2 runs and his 16th steal as the regulars returned to the Nats lineup.  No one appeared hungover from their clinching celebration.  That reminds me of loose stool the day after I drink.  Maybe TMI, maybe not.  Hard to say.

Taijuan Walker – He gets the Astros today and a lot of sites are saying that he’s a good start.  Walker’s thrown 3 1/3 IP since September 1st.  How many innings can he throw today?  Maybe 6?  Likely 5?  Possibly 4?  I like Taijuan, and not just because his mother’s name is Momjeans, but because his stuff is tremendous, but I’m not risking my fantasy teams on a guy that hasn’t been good all year and hasn’t thrown a full game in weeks.

Logan Morrison – 2-for-4, 3 RBIs and his 9th homer.  He’s hitting .500 in the last week, but isn’t playing every day (or as ESPN has on their player notes, “Morrison has lost some at-bats lately to callup Justin Smoke.”  Someone’s writing their player notes on an iPhone and victim of the autocorrect.  Morrison’s worth grabbing for a hot bat, if you can platoon him.

Felix Hernandez – 7 IP, 0 ER, 5 baserunners, 11 Ks.  vs. the Angels B Squad, which I believe is a bunch of Clarences.  Someone ring a bell.

Josh Hamilton – Shoulder soreness and is having trouble taking deep breaths.  Doesn’t sound like he’s going to be participating in any simulated games with Ryan Zimmerman while in the pool.

Jered Weaver – Scratched from Thursday’s start due to Wednesday night’s celebration.  It’s taking a lot longer to get the natural sheen look on his mullet after being doused in champagne.  Member when celebrations in baseball meant something?  Yeah, Selig’s ruined that too.  Now teams celebrate clinching the division, winning the wild card, winning the 2nd round of the playoffs whatever that’s called, winning the pennant, winning each game of the World Series and the release of ESPN’s Nudie Issue.

 
  1. Dominican Power says:
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    Sonny Gray sucks donkey dick.

    • J-FOH says:
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      @Dominican Power: sophmore campaigns are always tough. He was solid for a good portion of the year. I would still own him next year.

      • Baezaworldseries says:
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        @J-FOH: But he’s so little.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      @Dominican Power: Yeah, lousy game yesterday, a 3.28 ERA on the year, isn’t awful…

  2. Cheffe says:
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    Did Mookie Betts value for next year just go thru the roof as he’ll have 2B/OF Eligibility.

    • JeF With 1 F says:
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      @Cheffe: All Betts are off…sorry Grey I know thats your line.

    • J-FOH says:
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      @Cheffe: what format. I think in ESPN he needs 20 or 25 starts to get eligibilityfor next year. Is he there yet?

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      @Cheffe: Average fantasy baseballer doesn’t care about Betts…

    • 2000 Brain Cells ago says:
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      @Cheffe: For ESPN he needs 20. For Yahoo he needs 10. Betts has 5, which might qualify for some pay leagues with non-standard settings, but he won’t be MI eligible in most leagues next year (unless he plays a few more games there this year, of course).

      • McGrupp says:
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        @2000 Brain Cells ago: Standard Yahoo uses 5 starts or 10 appearances.

        • Cheffe says:
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          @MooseOutFront:

          5 Starts to have 2B on Yahoo next year…

  3. Ante GALIC says:
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    Grey!!

    Great stuff. A few comments.

    1. Question? Did the MIA Marlins win their game last night? Speak to the HAND!!! Boy, they really fell out of the wildcard race in a hurry since Big Boy Giancarlo’s departure. To think they were 150/1 to win the WS.

    2. The Ms are now 20/1 to win the WS, down from 50/1 pre-season. Is it possible to cash in your bet at a reduced rate like 10 cents on the dollar? Just sayin’.

    3. Best bet ever? The Angels for the WS. They were 20/1 and are now 5/1 to win. Los doyers are second at 11/2 but I think the pitching will subdue the bats. Let’s see. Greinke better get his act together and Puig is looking rusty or something. Got to get the lineup into playoff mode, Donnie Baseball. It’d be a gr8 series…LAA v. LAD.

    4. The biggest failure is of course the Spanks who were 10/1 and are now 100/1 followed closely by the RedSux (14/1) and Rangers (16/1) both eliminated.

    5. Lastly, how bad are the Asstros? Not gr8 but they are still 6.5 games AHEAD of the 1969 Rangers. That would be an incredible feat for them, although don’t look now but it was a comfortable 10-game lead only a week ago.

    Cheers,
    Ante

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      @Ante GALIC: 1. Ha, yup 2. I would if I could 3. Not sure the Angels were that bad of odds in January, don’t remember… Doesn’t sound right, 20/1 seems high 4. Yeah, Rudy had me bet on the Rangers for him 5. Yup

      • That was supposed to be a ‘Razz’ bet on the Rangers :)

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          @Rudy Gamble: you mean like Razz poker (inverse 7 card stud, worst hand is best, ace counts as lowest card, straights don’t exist i.e. ace to 5 lowball (Kansas city lowball)

  4. P_Swayze on a Horse says:
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    I in the money 2 years in a row with the Royals. Last year the line was 81 games, and this year was 83 1/2. Looks likes I will be having some Country Breakfast.

  5. Rabbiyidkid says:
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    hey Gray when you mentioned “Nap Lajoie’s Ghost is pounding his bizarrely small glove in anticipation!” didn’t you mean Wee Willie Keeler’s wee little….or did they use little leather mittens back in the gay ’90’s.aita’90s is that when they had the original AIDS epidemic?? Hey no hating here…just saying…I just waned to thank you guys for a GREAT baseball season. I am 7 points up in my NL only 9 team keeper league…with only 2 players left from my original team. (B Crawdaddy & J Upton)….,I survive Henderson being demoted to 2nd fiddle, J Fernandez blowing out his elbow, Segura blowing chunks, Venable not just blowing chunks but spewing them, Shelby Miller walking the world, Marco Estrada pitching like it was FUNGO practice, Haren pitching like a bum, & a plethora of other obstacles….but here it is with like 10 games to go & I am about to win My 1st championship in 14 years & I JUST WANTED TO SAY YOU GUYS ROCK.

    • JeF With 1 F says:
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      @Rabbiyidkid: Nice …Congrats

    • Phil of the Future says:
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      @Rabbiyidkid: This is the stuff that keeps Grey going, folks. That, and puppies….

      • Baezaworldseries says:
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        @Phil of the Future: That, and the daiquiris. Free is free. But you can’t get direct valuable advice and answerers to most every question asked on a daily basis like this anywhere else. VIVA LA RAZZA!!! (I’m not Hispanic. So if that didn’t make any sense, I’m sorry.)

  6. JAL says:
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    Possible streamers tomorrow: Pomeranz v. Phi; Cosart v. Was; House @ Min. Any? Thanks

    • Streaming Leake says:
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      @JAL: I took House in our finals for my last move of the season. Good luck!

      • Steve Stevenson says:
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        @Streaming Leake: I grabbed House too. Looked good lately, has been good against MIN this year as well.

    • TC says:
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      @JAL: Pomeranz, House, Cosart

      • JAL says:
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        @TC: Took Pomeranz. Hoping he/they are hungry. Good luck to all!

    • Baezaworldseries says:
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      @JAL: I wouldn’t start House.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      @JAL: House

  7. Elliot

    Elliot says:
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    I need some sweet, sweet SAGNOF for the new few days. Who do I grab?

    I would drop Chris Young, NYY

    My options:
    Jordan Schafer
    Nori Aoki
    Lorenzo Cain
    Jake Marisnick

    Thanks for the help this season Grey!

    • Elliot

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      @Elliot:

      Oh, I also considered Jimmy Paredes.

    • Baezaworldseries says:
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      @Elliot: Schafer or Cain for SAGNOF. Personal preference is Schafer.

  8. Streaming Leake says:
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    Derk Jeter, Dickey Whacker.

  9. Rob says:
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    Love the old skool gear/LL Cool J references in this jawn!

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      @Rob: Thanks!

  10. Lee says:
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    Derek Jeter hasn’t been good in “years”? 2012 was only 2 years ago and he led the league in hits, and he didn’t play (much) last year. So really he has had 1 bad year. while on the field…Just saying….

    • JeF With 1 F says:
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      @Lee: He sucks…Just sayin

      • Ron Swanson's Stache says:
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        @JeF With 1 F: 8th on the all time career WAR list.. 2 years removed from a 216 hit season. Jef,you’re missing more than an F.

    • Ante GALIC says:
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      @Lee: Oh, boy! Here come the Yankees! Raise the Confederate flag!

      Cheers,
      Ante

      • Ron Swanson's Stache says:
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        @Ante GALIC: just giving credit where credit is due. I’m not a Yankees fan. I’m a baseball fan.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      @Lee: That’s actually 2 bad years

    • goodfold2 says:
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      @Lee: is 2 years not “years”? watching him play now even though he has no reason to be started (even over the likes of solarte when he was on NYY) certainly makes it seem longer than 2 years.

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        @goodfold2: also in all star game, when waino mentioned serving up a pitch, there had to be at least some level of truth in it, OR waino was simply embarrassed by a hitter as bad as jeter now is hitting him so hard. either way it’s entirely indicative of how bad he is now.

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    Hello Grey,

    Like you, I like a lot Arenado, but is he good enough to merit keeper status in a 3 keeper league. My options are:
    Stanton, Freeman, Rizzo, Arenado, and Kluber.
    I am almost certain to retain the first 3 mentioned players, but please advice your input.

    thanks

    • JeF With 1 F says:
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      @Chris: Stanton, Rizzo and Arenado are the keepers there

      • Burt Macklin says:
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        @JeF With 1 F: Agree with F

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      @Chris: Agree with others

      • JeF With 1 F says:
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        @Grey: Agree with Grey

        • Grey

          Grey says:
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          Agree with F

          • JeF With 1 F says:
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            @Grey: I believe in us

  12. Fish says:
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    For a keeper league (talking long-term here), would you prefer Rendon or Freeman? I’m considering making a deal before waiting until February and the other manager inflates the value of his player ten-fold.

    • Phil of the Future says:
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      @Fish: I think you gotta go Rendon. As much as I love Freddie.

    • Burt Macklin says:
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      @Fish: Definitely Rendon

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      @Fish: Rendon

  13. Matty says:
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    Bite your tongue. Prince Fielder nudies are worth every drop of celebratory champaign.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      @Matty: Only not spraying champagne

  14. papasmurf says:
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    Those ESPN leagues must be on auto pilot.

    Managers and their biases and favorites. Instead of trying out Fields for, say, next year, HOU sticks with Qualls. Weiss benched Dickerson again, against Nuno(?). May sit vs. Miley on Sunday then… WTF.

    If you’re COL, wouldn’t you wanna see Dickerson in their more vs. lefties since he should be part of their future? Or maybe he isn’t, and Cuddyer is…

    • Phil of the Future says:
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      @papasmurf: If Dickerson isn’t a part of their future they are officially braindead from the high altitude.

      I agree they should be giving him ABs against lefties but why do something that makes sense?

    • Baezaworldseries says:
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      @papasmurf: Dickerson got 1 AB and guess what happened. He got a hit. “Peanut Man” should not be a manager in MLB.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      @papasmurf: Yeah, Weiss is an idiot

  15. JeF With 1 F says:
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    FACT OF THE DAY:
    You transfer more germs shaking hands than kissing….and my boss thinks its weird that i kiss him hello every morning…hes the weirdo.

    • Phil of the Future says:
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      @JeF With 1 F: Ha! Nice one.

      What about bumping and grinding? Is that a relatively low germ-transfer greeting?

      • jef with 1 f says:
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        @Phil of the Future: If you didn’t pay for it, it is

  16. William says:
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    A Joe Walsh reference!

      • birrrdy! says:
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        @Grey: Beat to the punch by William! I was going to say something snappy like “Lucky you’re sane after all you’ve been through, everybody say’s you’re cool (he’s cool!)… it must be tough to handle this fortune and fame, everybody’s so different, you haven’t changed!”

        As a side note, maybe you should have a daily contest for whomever can catch the hidden movie or song reference first in the comments. Not sure what the prizes can be. Autographed moustache poster? Free Draft Kings entry? Shout outs in the podcast, with a grand prize drawing among all the winners during the year for a personal appearance at a birthday party (or fantasy baseball draft as a co-drafter).

        I’m in if I get Grey by my side at my fantasy baseball draft!!! (with Rudy on my other side to keep my team from getting too crazy with mini-donkeys)

        • Grey

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          Haha… I like that idea!

        • Grey

          Grey says:
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          But what if there’s more than one reference

          • birrrdy! says:
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            @Grey: then for someone to win, they have to get ALL the references in one post. could make for some long posts… ;)

            • Grey

              Grey says:
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              Ha, yeah true

              • William says:
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                I win that contest, hands down. Batting 1.000 this year in the category of obscure Grey pop culture references

  17. SportiveTricks says:
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    Morning, Grey!

    Any thoughts on Jason Hammel’s start against PHI today? SoN likes it ($12.3), but I am a little shy as I’ve been getting burned in my attempts to stream all season long (as I mentioned in a recent, whiny, bitchy comment) and I don’t know what the hell is going on with Oakland in general.

    Love yas!!

    • Steve Stevenson says:
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      @SportiveTricks: It ain’t happening. Hammel threw a few innings last night and is taking the weekend off for his kid’s birth.

      • SportiveTricks says:
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        @Steve Stevenson:

        Ahhhhhh. Thanks for setting me straight, Steve! Now Grey doesn’t have to deal with my daft question, but I need to go back to the SoN…..

        This time of year is confusing.

        • SportiveTricks says:
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          @SportiveTricks:

          Now I am looking to tomorrow, I actually like TJ House to get a W ($6.2), Petit ($14.4) in Petco, although it’s against Cashner, and I’m somewhat intrigued by Pomeranz ($12.2).

          Thoughts please, Grey? I’m right on the (pretend) money line in my league and I am scared to do anything without your approval.

          Love yas!

          • Steve Stevenson says:
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            @SportiveTricks: If you’re just chasing a W, I’d go House, Petit, Pomeranz. For overall value I’d put Petit first. Pomeranz hasn’t pitched in almost 3 weeks–doubt he goes more than 5IP.

            • SportiveTricks says:
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              @Steve Stevenson:

              Thanks, Steve. Yeah, there are points to be had if I can pull out some wins down the stretch, but I have middling roto points with ERA and WHIP too. Thinking I’ll go with House and Petit.

              • Baezaworldseries says:
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                @SportiveTricks: @SportiveTricks: I wouldn’t start House.
                psst… (In a low whisper) It’s Gray not Grey.

                • JeF With 1 F says:
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                  @Baezaworldseries: *In a loud Roar* ITS GREY NOT GRAY!!!

                  • SportiveTricks says:
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                    @JeF With 1 F:

                    Whatever, dede. I mean, dude.

            • SportiveTricks says:
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              @Grey:

              Thanks man!!!

  18. Basement Artie says:
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    Imagine my surprise in seeing LaTroy Hawkins pitch a seemingly useless inning, then come away with a W. Victory, I dub thee Gilmore. HA on the one cheek, and, sure enough, PPY right on the other.

  19. Magnitude says:
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    H2H championship, can’t afford any blowups. Starting Gausman vs BOS today? How about Stroman @ NYY tomorrow?