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by: Grey
Patrick Duffy exits the shower and we realize stashing Didier Fuentes for a month on multiple teams only to have him suck was a dream. It never happened. Also, another sign it was a dream is that I was a giant tongue and Giancarlo Stanton was in a whipped-cream bikini. Instead of that nightmare of […]
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by: Latch-Key Kid
Sometime shortly before or after this article goes live, MarmosDad’s weekly Top 100 Starting Pitchers will be available for you to read. Me doing a second ranking of pitchers in a given week seems silly, and doing it on the same day just wouldn’t make any sense at all. So I’m not going to do […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Andrew Painter ( 5 1/3 IP, 1 ER, 5 baserunners, 8 Ks) aka the prospect pitcher who I was interested in so long ago that I honestly just stopped caring about him aka Andy Dutchboy aka will Zack Wheeler knock him out of the rotation when he returns aka A. Painter of corners aka he […]
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Lance McCullers Jr. (7 IP, 1 ER, 5 baserunners, 9 Ks) was once in a rotation with Scott Kazmir. Actually, that Astros team with Kazmir had Altuve and Correa too. Don’t forget Marisnick. He was there too. How could you forget *nick? Now, in 2026, leading the AL Cy Young conversation is Lance McCullers. Sure, […]
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This is the top 100 starters for 2026 fantasy baseball? This is the top 100 starters for 2026 fantasy baseball! Which means. Dot dot dot. This is the end of the 2026 fantasy baseball rankings. I can reclaim my fingers! Wait, I still have to do the top 100 overall and top 500 overall. Hmm, […]
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by: MarmosDad
Wait, you mean, you want me to cover another Friday night roundup, and it just so happens to be another Friday night where the Mariners are giving the ball to Bryan Woo? I don’t know if Dan Pants has been stricken with the same illness that a lot of the AL West hitters have suffered […]
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It’s September! You know what that means. It means the boilerplate warning every week that this list is based on projected starts and not a guarantee of what teams will actually do becomes even more necessary. In the last couple weeks, we’ve already seen multiple teams make use of six-man rotations either to allow guys […]
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I was gonna make this about just Blaze Alexander (1-for-4, 3rd homer), but I wrote Just Blaze and started listening to Jay Z songs for 45 minutes. Now if you can’t respect that, your whole perspective is whack, maybe you’ll love me when I fade to black. This was Blaze’s 2nd homer this week, and […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?The cookie shop smells much more inviting this week. After a couple batches of less than enticing offerings, we’ve got the goodness on offer again this week. I don’t know that I have a whole lot to add beyond that, so let’s go ahead and get right to it. What follows are our projections […]
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Since Luke Keaschall (2-for-4, 3 RBIs and his 1st homer) has been out for most of the season, let’s do a refresher. If you’re in the south, his name is Keasch’all. In the north, it’s “Pop.” In Minnesota, it’s Minne-Soda. In the Mid-Atlantic, it’s Soder. In Philly, it’s Darin Ruf. In Jersey, it’s Darin Roof. […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?There’s underwhelming weeks for two start options, and then there’s this week. Yuck. Not only are the Chocolate Chip and Sugar Cookies in short supply, but even the Oatmeal Raisins are lacking in quantity. (They’re also lacking in quality.) If you’re someone who comes here looking for options to chase after on the waiver wire […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! I had a few ledes that I could have run with this week, but ultimately, I went with Hunter Brown because he’s been downright dirty. I mean…I knew he was on a heater, but this is pretty ridiculous. After his 7 scoreless innings against the Blue Jays last week, Brown knocked […]
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