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by: Grey
Slider just goes bye-bye. Breaking balls just going oofie-doofie. Fastballs sitting 97 on the paint. Comes back with the slider. Then the oofie-doofie then the bye-bye paint. I think the Mets might regret not waiting on Kumar Rocker (4 IP, 1 ER, 5 baserunners, 7 Ks). The mechanics are a little histrionic, so I don’t […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! I mentioned this last week, but it bears repeating especially since the Mariners’ starting pitcher group has been lights out for most of the season. Oh, you don’t believe me? Well, let’s go to the cherry tree and pick some juicy numbers that should pop your eyeballs out a bit more. […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Trying to imagine Johnny Vander Meer, pitcher who threw two consecutive no-hitters-slash-ghost who follows around every pitcher after they throw one no-hitter, as he watches pitcher after pitcher get pulled with a no-hitter. JVM shaking his head, “I would’ve thrown 30 no-hitters back to back if I only needed to throw 7 innings.” Well, JVM, […]
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by: MarmosDad
Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! Yes, I know what you’re thinking. Dearest MarmosDad, how can you be bringing something back when it is extremely doubtful that it was gone to begin with? Your ‘silver fox’ good looks are second only to your razor-sharp wit and plentiful, perfectly presented puns! If I had a dollar for every […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? by: Grey
Yesterday, Lawrence Butler (3-for-4, 4 RBIs) hit three homers (17th, 18th, 19th) for the second time this year. The first and only other time an A’ss hitter has done that since Geronimo Berroa, named because his mother birthed him while skydiving. Butler has three straight games with homers, five homers in that time. Also, in […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! I believe it was on this week’s pod that BDon razzed Grey about using references from the 80s, pointing out “That was forty years ago, Grey”. Well, don’t worry my Bo-Bichette-bashing-buddy, I’ve managed to bring our readers way back to the future…with a music reference that I thought was at least […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? by: Grey
Rays got Stone’d yesterday. Not as in they thought it was Max Munchies, and giggled for an hour straight. Not as in they showed too much knee and al-Qaeda stoned them. Not as in they were a fan of The Beatles than they matured into an adult, stopped liking kiddie music, and heard the much […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Everyone knows the old investor adage of “buy the dip”, whereby you target and buy undervalued stocks that are priced low as opposed to chasing hot stocks that are already at or near all-time highs. Well, this is a different type of stocks column, one which focuses on fantasy assets and where I convince you […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?It’s great to be back, Razzball faithful! I am happy to announce that all is good in Marmo-ville and that the vacation was successful. We’re back home and rested. More importantly, this week I got to catch up on some baseball news and notes. A lot of this week’s write-up will be done before Sunday’s […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? by: Grey
[opens Pixies Wiki page] Francis Bowden aka Bowden Francis aka Bowden Black aka Francis Black has influenced so many baseball players, such as Luke Weezer, Ramon Nirvana Jr., Smasherino Pumpquez and Radio Cabeza. Ha-Seong Kim was tight with him, then Kim and him split, then came back together, then broke up again, then came back […]
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Junior Caminero was called up. Here’s what I said last year when he was called up: “Vroom, vroom, get in my Caminero!” A guy who is wearing an 18-karat, Italian horn around his neck going over the Brooklyn Bridge. vs. “Vroom, vroom, get in on Junior Caminero!” A guy pushing the glasses back off the bridge […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! A pre-emptive apology for this week, and as the resident Canadian here I assume the “Sorry” is a bit of a stereotypical expectation. I took the kiddos out west this week to visit an old friend for his 50th birthday, and after a few days of surfing and fishing in the […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?A little birdie told me our 2024 Fantasy Baseball subscriptions are live. The little birdie also said it includes our Draft War Room. You really wanna lose in a fantasy baseball league to a little birdie? Would be kinda embarrassing, tbhhttps://t.co/1ag7IFSYS0
— Razzball (@Razzball) January 8, 2024
