You know one of those posters where they feature celebrities from different eras that may or may not have ever been together in the same room? Like…
This is one of those posts where I feel like I'm writing as much for guys researching their minors draft in early January, as I…
This week's most added player, Minnesota Twins outfielder Byron Buxton (52.6% owned; +34.6% over the past week), needs no introduction to those of you familiar…
a href="https://razzball.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/Sparky-Polastri.gif"> Look, on the one hand, I'm ashamed that I'm quoting Not Another Teen Movie. On the other, I'm surprised this wasn't a Keenan…
"Is this Men on the Move Moving Company? Great. I have a small problem. Okay, it's not small. But it is a problem. I have a…
If that gif above doesn't make you a little happy, then finding this gem on the waivers. somehow. still. well, it has to. At this…
Perfection achieved! Perfection sustained is TBD, but I don’t see how anyone can chase down Team Levy in All Beddict Tha God in any category.…
The Diamondbacks host the Colorado Rockies on Tuesday night in what is expected to be a pier six brawl. Both teams are starting below average…
The final stretch run is here! For all of you out there in your H2H semis or finals - or wrapping up your final push…
Yesterday, Daniel Norris went 6 1/3 IP, 2 ER, 7 baserunners, 11 Ks, ERA at 3.81. Deserved better than a no decision, but he's 23 years…
Who could forget our first visit over to Finnegan's?! Grabbin' a pint, singin' some odes, and getting so sloshed we're coming back for mo'! As…
Yeah, it is sort of a play on words for the band Journey, so what? The "so what" is that if you ever want a…
Monday Night Football is kicking off tonight, so the smart money is going to be on the baseball side. I love the NFL, but for…
You know how people write stuff on a grain of rice. With that in mind, on Rich Hill's blister this is written, "Took a whole lot…
In the last month has been bulldozing opponents like it's his job. Technically it is his job, but he gets an "A" for effort and…
What's good amigos!? We're blessed with another Sunday. Only this isn't any ordinary, run of the mill type Sunday. This is Week 1 of the…
Many consider the break between the Super Bowl and the beginning of Spring Training, to be the most boring weeks of the sports calendar. For…
I almost began this by calling each of you a cotton-headed ninny muggins. For those of you still paying attention, and still in contention, I…
Houston's 32-year old Cuban rookie was 2-for-4 with his first stolen base Friday night. Or is it Guerriel? Gourriel? Don't worry about spelling his name correctly,…
The Pirates have been on a slippery slope. They are 2-8 in their past 10 and sit 5 games back of a wild card spot.…
As the season draws nigh, and it comes to the point in the season when we here at Razzball use words like nigh, verisimilitude, or…
"What about Asdrubal? Asdrubal, Cron, Buxton, Peraza, Morales and Puig? Puig, Morales, Asdrubal, Buxton and Morales? Have I already mentioned Morales? What about Puig? What…
Chicago Cubs starting pitcher Jake Arrieta certainly has a lot of things going for him these days. He's the reigning National League Cy Young Award…
Is everyone recovered from their NFL opening night hangover? I’m excited to have some NFL DFS to pair with the grind of MLB DFS. Something…
Stephen Strasburg's MRI revealed a flexor strain, which is about the best news they could've hoped for. It's also likely not-true news. Teams say all…
Happy Thursday everyone! I hope you're all shaking off the dust from a productive Burning Man, and are looking to fine tune your offseason dynasty…
Wow, this is our penultimate league-wide post! In only one-and-a-half weeks, the first REL World Series will see its first pitch. Even for the non-contenders,…
This Thursday is going to be a little nicer to us than last week, bringing us a six game evening slate of games. There are…
Maybe it was the food poisoning I had yesterday, but I had a dream Toomgis, the AM/PM mascot, and I were driving around talking about September baseball.…
There's an old African expression that I just made up, it goes "A hippo in the Bush is more dangerous than a pack of lions".…
Before Magic Mike and Magic Mike XXL - and before you ask, yes there was such a time...and why do you demarcate things around such…
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Grey post for my shenanigans. Hi all, I'm Razzball's resident Troy McClure. You might remember me from such times as when I…
Can you believe it's September already? With just under four weeks to go until the end of the MLB regular season, it's time to push…
I hope everyone had a great long weekend and you’re all freshened up for the final four weeks. I’m just barely recovered from a weekend…
When things are ugly, they tend to be really freakin' ugly. The pitching on Tuesday night is deplorable. Corey Kluber clocks in as the top…
The gang is back together! With Grey surviving his weekend with Grandpa Albright, we talk a few of the new rookies on the block with…
Holy shizzballs. That's not the Urban Dictionary definition of shizzballs either, which is when you shizz your grapes. That's shizzballs as in this is the…
Listen, I know as well as any that it's difficult this time of year to really hunker down and focus on baseball. Football's in the…
The Royals are fun, no gimmick team to watch. They aren't really mashers, and they aren't really a base-to-base team. They are a cross of…
Happy Labor Day DKer's! Hopefully most of you got to sleep in today and if you didn't you should have, because I'll only be featuring…