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Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Adam Jonesing For Relevancy

We go over Adam Jones later on the podcast.  Kidding, no one gives two effs about Adam Jones.  I mean, I'm sure he's a pleasant…

  • Grey
  • August 22, 2017
  • 268
Fantasy Baseball Rankings

Kuhl For The Summer … And The Top 100 Starters, Week 21

It feels good to finally be able to use a Demi Lovato song in my title. Forget Chad Kuhl let's talk about Demi! What star…

  • Geoff
  • August 21, 2017
  • 54
Fantasy Baseball Rankings

Rhys Hoskins, Eddie Rosario …And The Top 100 Hitters, Week 21

I really wish Rhys Hoskins pronounced his name “Riz” so that I could use a “Nobody Beats The Rhys” headline, but it is apparently pronounced…

  • mikeMaher
  • August 21, 2017
  • 29
DFS

FantasyDraft: Let’s Take A Walk On The Wild Side

Taijuan Walker, $15,000, is an absolute steal against the Quad A Mets in Citi Field tonight!  Granted, he's been scuffling a little bit as of…

  • Teddy Heater
  • August 21, 2017
  • 2
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Eddie Hustling Minnesota Bats

As oft-misheard lyric is, "Eddie, are you okay?  Are you okay, Eddie?"  For those millennials who are reading, misheard lyrics were lyrics you thought you…

  • Grey
  • August 21, 2017
  • 373
Fantasy Baseball Points Leagues

Hey Batter³ Contest: Cousin Brucie

This year was an All-Star. Technically he was Dexter Fowler's replacement, but he was in uniform in Miami. Wait a minute! Bruce was not an…

  • malamoney
  • August 20, 2017
  • 14
DFS

FantasyDraft: B-Rad is Rad

Don’t look now, but we have 1 month and 10 days left of regular season baseball. What a scary thought! I’m sorry for ruining your…

  • FredWord
  • August 20, 2017
  • 1
Fantasy Baseball Prospects

Minor League Update: Forrest Goes Big Whitley Style

Doesn't it seem like every summer the national press needs a narrative to link onto and dubs it the "year of the something or other"?…

  • Geoff
  • August 20, 2017
  • 40
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Pujols Reppin The 609

If you hail from Central New Jersey, sorry. I didn't mean to get your hopes up. does not represent the 609. If you are a…

  • Son
  • August 19, 2017
  • 20
DFS

FanDuel: Strasburger and Friars

Whilst doing some exhaustive research on mascots (i.e., I stumbled across this ranking of MLB mascots by a two-year-old, which you should read because you probably…

  • VictoriaB
  • August 19, 2017
  • 0
Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers

Two-Start Starters, Week 21: Say Nolasco To Skaggs

Greetings from beautiful New Jersey. If you say otherwise, as someone born and raised in New Jersey I am legally obligated to fight you with…

  • mikeMaher
  • August 19, 2017
  • 24
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Open Up And Buy AH

Open Up and Buy AH, because owning Aaron Hicks is Nothin' But A Good Time!  Also, a good time is searching any girl's name from…

  • Grey
  • August 18, 2017
  • 282
Closers

Bullpen Report: A Group Of Cardinals Is Now A Committee

The inter-webs may something different, but I am here to learn you that it is going to be a committee instead of what the searched…

  • Smokey
  • August 18, 2017
  • 4
NEWS

OPS Leaguers Unite! C’mon Get Happy!

Now isn’t the time to let the mayonnaise malaise take over, now is the time to win your season! See where you need to make…

  • Phil B.
  • August 18, 2017
  • 0
DFS

Fanduel: Not A Lone Ranger

James Shields has given up a home run in 11 of 13 games this year. Outside of the first 2 games when he gave up…

  • cinthree
  • August 18, 2017
  • 0
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Cincy Put Two Balls Deep, I Call That Rookie Phil A’ Pervin

Yesterday, Phillip Ervin went 3-for-4, 3 runs, 4 RBIs and his 2nd home run and 2nd in as many games.  This blew my mind:  there…

  • Grey
  • August 18, 2017
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Fantasy Baseball Prospects

Minor League Update: Eloy vs. Acuna; Who You Got?

It's taking everything out of me not to dedicate every lede to White Sox Prospect Eloy Jimenez. Last night my new novio debuted in AA…

  • Geoff
  • August 17, 2017
  • 73
2023 Fantasy Baseball

One Man’s Trash: Is Overlooking Kolten Wong?

(14.2% owned - increase of 9%) was far from being the most added player over the past week. In fact, he barely made the list,…

  • Son
  • August 17, 2017
  • 4
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell

Set Your PVR (Perception Versus Reality): The Rookie Monsters

Clearly, the Razzball Vulcan Mind Meld is complete: just as the Mustached One put up a post addressing rookies, Dr. Easy and I had begun…

  • VictoriaB
  • August 17, 2017
  • 0
DFS

FanDuel: Rolling With Lopez

After his electric White Sox debut, Reynaldo Lopez ($7,200) will be back on the mound against the Rangers on Thursday. Lopez was shredding triple-A before…

  • TroyKlauder
  • August 17, 2017
  • 0
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Gray Pilots The Plane While Rockies Take Braves Pitchers To Bathroom

On the ones and twos, it's not DJ Khaled, with a cigar in his baby's mouth, dropping another one in a major key.  It's yo'…

  • Grey
  • August 17, 2017
  • 235
NEWS

Rolling In The Deep, Week 20: Barnestorming Towards The Finish Line

Is it just me, or has anyone else already started worrying about which players are going to burn them the most in 2018? Grey has…

  • Laura Holt
  • August 16, 2017
  • 2
Fantasy Baseball Injury Report

Ambulance Chasers, Week 20: Sugar, Spice, and Everything Bryce

Thank Cobb this injury wasn’t worse. After failing to stick the landing on his improvised triple lutz down the first base line, owners ran to…

  • Kerry Klug
  • August 16, 2017
  • 9
NEWS

Points Leagues: Bryce Harper Bends The Knee

is clearly no Jon Snow. Perhaps I should say that Harper is no Jaehaerys Targaryen. If you have no desire to read about my Game of Thrones…

  • malamoney
  • August 16, 2017
  • 11
DFS

FanDuel: Lamet It Be

Hi, do you have a second to talk about Dinelson Lamet? Seven innings pitched and seven strikeouts last night, what da f? He's gangbusters when he…

  • Tugga
  • August 16, 2017
  • 0
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Safari So Good For Nat Gio

Allow me to paint a visual metaphor.  A vetaphor.  The entire league's pitching is cornered on the grounds of a wildlife preserve.  A tiger, we'll…

  • Grey
  • August 16, 2017
  • 268
2023 Fantasy Baseball

Bear or Bull: Eddie “I Want To Talk To You” Rosario

I miss old school Eddie Murphy. It pains me to think about the Dr. Dolittle movies he made. Anyways, I give thanks everyday that I…

  • Son
  • August 15, 2017
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SAGNOF

SAGNOF Report: Michael Taylor From Oblique To Chic

Because I am always late to the writing party, I figured why not just add another Bryce Harper column, but with a Michael Taylor happy…

  • Smokey
  • August 15, 2017
  • 3
Our Leagues

RCL Update: The Week That Was, Week 19

The trading deadline for the Razzball Commenter Leagues went out with a bang on Friday with 19 trades being completed, 9 on Friday alone.  I…

  • MattTruss
  • August 15, 2017
  • 23
DFS

FantasyDraft: Boom Stick Baby!

If for some reason you are watching Mariners baseball excluding those who live in the area *can't be happy trotting out Yovani Gallardo in the…

  • Ignacio
  • August 15, 2017
  • 0
All Podcasts

Fantasy Baseball Podcast: Bryce Harper, Andrew Benintendi, and a Slew of Starting Pitchers

Job Posting: Razzball Fantasy Baseball Podcast Announcer Must possess the ability to properly introduce Grey. Possibility to expand role into Grey’s everyday life, introducing him…

  • Halp
  • August 15, 2017
  • 27
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Rafael Is Turning Boston Into A Beacon Of Devers City

Between Cody Bellinger, Aaron Judge, Rafael Devers, Andrew Benintendi, Ozzie Albies, Amed Rosario, Rhys Hoskins and Yoan Moncada baseball is staying at a Renaissance Hotel.…

  • Grey
  • August 15, 2017
  • 310
Fantasy Baseball Rankings

Rey Of White, Wait That Sounds Bad… And The Top 100 Starters, Week 20

As the season rolls along, my choices for starters to profile should be wearing thin. Luckily for all of you, myself, and my relationship with…

  • Geoff
  • August 14, 2017
  • 40
Fantasy Baseball Rankings

Your Bryce Harper Emergency Replacement Plan …And The Top 100 Hitters, Week 20

Happy Bryce Harper Replacement Week! :::sobs into the couch cushion I have been carrying around since watching the video of Harper tumbling over that base:::…

  • mikeMaher
  • August 14, 2017
  • 31
DFS

FantasyDraft: Discount Double Check

That's right DFSer's, you read that correctly, it's Discount Double Check time!  I'm not too thrilled with the pitching slate tonight, so instead of payin'…

  • Teddy Heater
  • August 14, 2017
  • 0
NEWS

“To Kill A Fantasy Team” By Harper Knee

On Saturday night, Bryce Harper lunged for first base, slipped and his leg went the wrong direction.  Like two white guys meeting, one goes for…

  • Grey
  • August 14, 2017
  • 293
Fantasy Baseball Points Leagues

Hey Batter³ Contest: Cousin Eddie Rosario

Shitter's full! This would appear true if is the lede. Rosario Dawson would have been a much better choice, however, she isn't leading all batters…

  • malamoney
  • August 13, 2017
  • 22
DFS

FantasyDraft: Pain in Maeda

Can I have all Razzball readers knock on wood prior to reading this article? Thank you! I don’t want to jinx Kenta Maeda who is putting…

  • FredWord
  • August 13, 2017
  • 2
Fantasy Baseball Prospects

Minor League Update: Royce Lewis’ Trip To Cedar Rapids

On Saturday's edition of the prospect podcast Halp and I discussed our updated first year player draft rankings. Each of us agreed that the number…

  • Geoff
  • August 13, 2017
  • 80
Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers

Two-Start Starters, Week 20: Go To Jerad (Or Lamet, Or McHugh)

Last week’s slate of two-start starters was pretty light, so it is nice to see our list back to being robust for Week 20. A…

  • mikeMaher
  • August 12, 2017
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