We go over Adam Jones later on the podcast. Kidding, no one gives two effs about Adam Jones. I mean, I'm sure he's a pleasant…
It feels good to finally be able to use a Demi Lovato song in my title. Forget Chad Kuhl let's talk about Demi! What star…
I really wish Rhys Hoskins pronounced his name “Riz” so that I could use a “Nobody Beats The Rhys” headline, but it is apparently pronounced…
Taijuan Walker, $15,000, is an absolute steal against the Quad A Mets in Citi Field tonight! Granted, he's been scuffling a little bit as of…
As oft-misheard lyric is, "Eddie, are you okay? Are you okay, Eddie?" For those millennials who are reading, misheard lyrics were lyrics you thought you…
This year was an All-Star. Technically he was Dexter Fowler's replacement, but he was in uniform in Miami. Wait a minute! Bruce was not an…
Don’t look now, but we have 1 month and 10 days left of regular season baseball. What a scary thought! I’m sorry for ruining your…
Doesn't it seem like every summer the national press needs a narrative to link onto and dubs it the "year of the something or other"?…
If you hail from Central New Jersey, sorry. I didn't mean to get your hopes up. does not represent the 609. If you are a…
Whilst doing some exhaustive research on mascots (i.e., I stumbled across this ranking of MLB mascots by a two-year-old, which you should read because you probably…
Greetings from beautiful New Jersey. If you say otherwise, as someone born and raised in New Jersey I am legally obligated to fight you with…
Open Up and Buy AH, because owning Aaron Hicks is Nothin' But A Good Time! Also, a good time is searching any girl's name from…
The inter-webs may something different, but I am here to learn you that it is going to be a committee instead of what the searched…
Now isn’t the time to let the mayonnaise malaise take over, now is the time to win your season! See where you need to make…
James Shields has given up a home run in 11 of 13 games this year. Outside of the first 2 games when he gave up…
Yesterday, Phillip Ervin went 3-for-4, 3 runs, 4 RBIs and his 2nd home run and 2nd in as many games. This blew my mind: there…
It's taking everything out of me not to dedicate every lede to White Sox Prospect Eloy Jimenez. Last night my new novio debuted in AA…
(14.2% owned - increase of 9%) was far from being the most added player over the past week. In fact, he barely made the list,…
Clearly, the Razzball Vulcan Mind Meld is complete: just as the Mustached One put up a post addressing rookies, Dr. Easy and I had begun…
After his electric White Sox debut, Reynaldo Lopez ($7,200) will be back on the mound against the Rangers on Thursday. Lopez was shredding triple-A before…
On the ones and twos, it's not DJ Khaled, with a cigar in his baby's mouth, dropping another one in a major key. It's yo'…
Is it just me, or has anyone else already started worrying about which players are going to burn them the most in 2018? Grey has…
Thank Cobb this injury wasn’t worse. After failing to stick the landing on his improvised triple lutz down the first base line, owners ran to…
is clearly no Jon Snow. Perhaps I should say that Harper is no Jaehaerys Targaryen. If you have no desire to read about my Game of Thrones…
Hi, do you have a second to talk about Dinelson Lamet? Seven innings pitched and seven strikeouts last night, what da f? He's gangbusters when he…
Allow me to paint a visual metaphor. A vetaphor. The entire league's pitching is cornered on the grounds of a wildlife preserve. A tiger, we'll…
I miss old school Eddie Murphy. It pains me to think about the Dr. Dolittle movies he made. Anyways, I give thanks everyday that I…
Because I am always late to the writing party, I figured why not just add another Bryce Harper column, but with a Michael Taylor happy…
The trading deadline for the Razzball Commenter Leagues went out with a bang on Friday with 19 trades being completed, 9 on Friday alone. I…
If for some reason you are watching Mariners baseball excluding those who live in the area *can't be happy trotting out Yovani Gallardo in the…
Job Posting: Razzball Fantasy Baseball Podcast Announcer Must possess the ability to properly introduce Grey. Possibility to expand role into Grey’s everyday life, introducing him…
Between Cody Bellinger, Aaron Judge, Rafael Devers, Andrew Benintendi, Ozzie Albies, Amed Rosario, Rhys Hoskins and Yoan Moncada baseball is staying at a Renaissance Hotel.…
As the season rolls along, my choices for starters to profile should be wearing thin. Luckily for all of you, myself, and my relationship with…
Happy Bryce Harper Replacement Week! :::sobs into the couch cushion I have been carrying around since watching the video of Harper tumbling over that base:::…
That's right DFSer's, you read that correctly, it's Discount Double Check time! I'm not too thrilled with the pitching slate tonight, so instead of payin'…
On Saturday night, Bryce Harper lunged for first base, slipped and his leg went the wrong direction. Like two white guys meeting, one goes for…
Shitter's full! This would appear true if is the lede. Rosario Dawson would have been a much better choice, however, she isn't leading all batters…
Can I have all Razzball readers knock on wood prior to reading this article? Thank you! I don’t want to jinx Kenta Maeda who is putting…
On Saturday's edition of the prospect podcast Halp and I discussed our updated first year player draft rankings. Each of us agreed that the number…
Last week’s slate of two-start starters was pretty light, so it is nice to see our list back to being robust for Week 20. A…