I have to keep this short, because after the jump is going to be the longest post you’ve ever seen in your life.Â How do I know all the posts you’ve seen to compare this one to?Â Because I’m sitting behind you.Â *waves*Â Hey!Â I’ve given you the top 10 for 2018 fantasy baseball, top 20 for 2018 fantasy baseball and top 20 catchers for 2018 fantasy baseball.Â All projections included are mine, and where I see tiers starting and stopping are included.Â Let’s do this!Â Anyway, here’s the top 20 1st basemen for 2018 fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Legit, nothing happened for about five weeks since the end of the season.Â Literally.Â I went into such a vegetative state, a farmer, in overalls, walked by me, poked my eye and said, “This spud won’t be ready for a few more weeks.”Â Then I thought about how much a farmer is like a pimp.Â You don’t see them much, except when with their hoes.Â They work rain and shine and they hate the movie, Food, Inc.Â Okay, maybe they’re not that similar.Â Then I went back into my vegetative state.Â During the offseason, I’m like a landlocked Delaware.Â Any hoo!Â We have some offseason moves to speak on — Choir at black church, “Speak!”Â Dee Gordon was traded to the Mariners because Jerry Dipoto got a call from his mother that went like this, “How many titles did Theo Epstein have by the time he was your age?”Â Jerry Dipoto put down the phone, turned to a mirror and yelled, “You’re better than this!”Â The Mariners have tried this whole center field SAGNOF gambit before:Â Jarrod Dyson, Chone Figgins.Â All a play to get back to the days of wine and roses and Ichiros?Â Maybe.Â Trading for a guy turning 30 in April who relies on his legs seems to be a meh move — mehve? — but we’re here for the fantasy.Â Last year, Gordon stole a league-high 60 bags, though Hamilton had an award-winning musical.Â Gordon’s line drive rate was up year over year, but he did have a PEDs suspension, so not much to learn there.Â His batted ball profile is eerily similar for the last few years, and I see no reason why anything would change in 2018.Â He’s going to be playing center field now, which should make for some interesting relay throws involving the entire outfield, but that won’t affect Gordon’s hitting.Â For 2018, I’l give him the projections 108/2/36/.292/54 in 633 ABs.Â Anyway, here’s what else I saw this offseason for 2018 fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Can you name the top five in the AL for batting average?Â I’m talking those qualified.Â The person who said Erik Kratz for being 1-for-1 on the year is unqualified to answer.Â By the way, if you’ve taken too many quaaludes to answer, does that mean you’re unquaaludified?Â Â I pose this question to you while sprawled on a tiger-skin carpet like Burt Reynolds in a centerfold for Cosmopolitan.Â “Loni, feed me grapes, would you doll face?”Â Totally making current references right now.Â The top 5:Â Altuve, Avisail Garcia, Hosmer, Reddick and Jose Ramirez.Â Yo, batting average leaders nowadays are weird.Â There’s only ten guys in the league over .300, and two of them are Joe Mauer and Lorenzo Cain.Â Yesterday, Avisail went 5-for-5, 2 runs, 7 RBIs and his 17th homer, as he hits .333.Â Let me be the first to tell you, he has not really broken out like your teenaged face.Â He’s hitting 52% ground balls, a .397 BABIP (!), not even top 70 for Hard Contact percentage, a high HR/FB% for him and still only has 17 homers.Â There’s very little to point to that he’s breaking out, and not just getting crazy lucky.Â Now watch him win the batting title and go full Terry Pendleton.Â Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Weâ€™re about toÂ enter that weird time of the year where baseball and football meet. Itâ€™s almost as if your parenting both DFS baseball and football, trying to show both equal attention. Deep down you know you have a favorite but you donâ€™t want to let it show out of fear of the other one finding out. Iâ€™m a dog dad so I know the struggles of showing equal attention to both pups, but I can guarantee you every parent has a favorite whether or not theyâ€™d like to admit it, right mom? I wish my mom read my write ups. Iâ€™ll let you in on a secret, I like baseball more than football. Sorry for taking up your whole Sunday with a long intro but without further ado I would like to present Luke Weaver as my lede today. Sale and Severino are off the main slate today, which is a huge relief (salary relief). I think you must get cute today and play Weaver. My man crush is starting to formulate for Weaver because of his high K rate. Weaver goes up against a weak Giants offense and is in the pitcher friendly park. Weaver has 20 kâ€™s in his last 2 starts with 2 earned runs. Itâ€™s hard to gauge his ownership today because you have some good arms going today but they are all more expensive than Weaver. Weaverâ€™s price today is $17,600.
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Three. Â Let’s get that out of the way right now, said like Gordon Ramsay. Â One Polanco to type, one Polanco to dictate the words and one Polanco to move the keyboard around so the typing Polanco doesn’t just keep hitting the same letter. Â That’s three Polancos. Â How many Polancos does it take to hit four home runs in four games? Â That’s one Jorge Polanco. Â Not Juan Polanco, he’s not a baseball player. Â Juan Polanco is a cloud competitor in the Vape Olympics. Â Any of you ever feel down on yourself remember this simply thing: Â there’s people who compete in exhaling vape. Â “Hey, guy, you’re not really competing in something, you’re, uh, exhaling.” Â Jorge Polanco has actually had a decent season (for him), though it’s mostly contingent on his last week. Â This Buy is wholly contingent on his last week. Â He’s no longer Jorge Polanco, he’s Jorge Schmotato, and he will rescue your teams from their failings and take out your garbage. Â Okay, maybe not the 2nd part, but, damn, I wish that were true. Â Anyway, here’s some more players to Buy or Sell this week in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Yesterday, Lucas Giolito went 6 IP, 4 ER, 6 baserunners, 4 Ks as he was called up to take Reynaldo’s rotation spot. Â The shine, as they say at the complaint desk for a shoeshine man, has come off Giolito. Â I was all ready to mock Keith Law. Â I was going to look at what Law said in 2012 vs. now, but I overestimated Law. Â This past winter he said Giolito could be a #1 starter. Â I can’t imagine what he said in 2012. Â Likely that he’s the best starter in the draft. Â He wouldn’t have been alone with that. Â Most loved Giolito at the time. Â Also, as that last sentence sounds, he was the most loved Giolito, with Sammy “The Bull” Giolito a distant 2nd. Â Lucas’s value has rebounded a bit this year vs. last year. Â In Endorphin Ralph’s top 100 prospects in the 2nd half, Giolito was ranked 82nd. Â As a fantasy baseball prospect list vs. a real baseball one, that’s a solid ranking — or is that a solid Ralphing? Â For this year, I’d avoid outside of the best matchups. Â Rookie pitchers bring more heartache than your high school sweetheart friending you on Facebook. Â “Ugh, she’s happy? Â Such BS!” Â Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Now isnâ€™t the time to let the mayonnaise malaise take over, now is the time to win your season! See where you need to make up games; if its innings pitched, clear some unwanted bench spots with spot starters and if youâ€™re like me, add a second catcher to get those games played up. Get happy since youâ€™re still in it! This week weâ€™re going to take a look at the top 25 thus far in Yahoo! OPS leagues.Â Hereâ€™s the list (as of this writing):Please, blog, may I have some more?
First, a story. Â There was a young boy named Donkey Dong Jr. who worked at the barrel station of Niagara Falls. Â He would rent barrels to tourists who wanted to go over the waterfalls in a barrel that was deemed to flimsy to hold wine in Napa Valley. Â Then, one day, Robert Juiced Manfred showed up at his barrel station with a truck filled with baseballs that he was bringing back over the border from Guatemala. Â See, he drove north from Guatemala, and Waze had him detour through Canada and back into the U.S.–Nevertheless! Â R.J. Manfred stopped for some pop, and Donkey Dong Jr. said, “You’ve come to the right place,” and grabbed a barrel with his hands, swung it as hard as he could and hit every baseball in that truck 5,000 feet right back to Guatemala. Â For pop, Donkey Dong Jr. said, “I love to barrel up.” Â Fin. Â So,Â Joey Gallo was the lead buy in an April Buy column. Â Don’t like to double up on guys in a year, but here we are because you people are slow as molasses dripping down Robert De Niro’s face in Awakenings. Â Gallo has 50-homer power, and is currently in some kind of zone not seen since McGwire stopped sticking needles into pre-peach-tinted Sammy Sosa. Â How is he not owned in 50% of leagues? Â Don’t answer, grab him! Â Anyway, here’s some more players to Buy or Sell this week in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
50 days left in the season! (Give or take, depending on when this goes up).Â If youâ€™re in an yearly league with no chance of winningâ€¦.well itâ€™s time for Football! Semi-seriously though, keep trying, setting your line-ups, and donâ€™t just give upâ€¦thatâ€™s what I want to say, but I canâ€™t lie to you and why would I? You need a consistent narrator, and thatâ€™s me to a T (At least thatâ€™s what my creative writing teachers always saidâ€¦unless youâ€™re chuck Palahniuk, in which case donâ€™t believe anything the narrator says and know thereâ€™s going to be multiple disgusting parts that will haunt your dreams).
So if youâ€™re not winning, youâ€™re not winning.Â Iâ€™m not going to fault you for checking your team less and less, or leaving guys on the DL in your lineup, or benching starters; I would like to request, on behalf of the teams still competing, you check in and set a lineup once a week, but no one is forcing you. A good way to avoid this is to join a keeper league, because even if youâ€™re team stinks, thereâ€™s always trades and screwing over your friends/internet friends/strangers and now that we live in a time where haters seem to be everywhere, why not? Â Me, though? I got nothin’ but love for ya.
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I’m going to break this down to you nice and simple like Minnie Pearl would’ve liked it. Â Guys that bust and you don’t want next year, you should be rooting for in the 2nd half. Â That’s guys that bust, not guys with a bust. Â Please, Billy Butler, stop pretending to lactate by dripping milk on your shirt. Â The reason you want them to succeed in August and September, because A) They’re prolly on teams that have checked out and are checking on our fantasy football content (Football RCLs sign up today; smooth transition), so no harm, no foul. Â B) You want people to get excited about them next March because of their 2nd half, while you ignore them, because you know they’re not good. Â Then the cycle starts again. Â They draft players that were good in the 2nd half, those players are not good in the 1st half next year, and they check out again. Â Rinse, repeat. Â C) There’s no C. Â Yesterday, Josh Donaldson (2-for-4, 4 RBIs) hit his 14th and 15th homers, and has four homers this month. Â Here’s to him helping all of those tenth place teams move up to ninth and exciting everyone again next year! Â Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?