For those looking for pictures of ballplayers taking off their ballcap and recapping themselves, you’re in the wrong place!  Though, sometimes I get the sense people in the comments aren’t wearing pants, so if that does it for you, there ya go.  Oh, who are we kidding, I’m not wearing pants.  Pants are for conformist sissies!  Pound for pound, the top 20 3rd basemen for 2016 fantasy baseball were as good as any other position.  In fact (oh, geez, here goes Grey adding on), Matt Carpenter was the 20th best 2nd baseman and samesies here, and was only the 22nd best 1st baseman, so not much more depth there. This recap ranking is from our Fantasy Baseball Player Rater with my comments.  The Player Rater allows me to be impartial while looking at how I ranked players in the preseason.  Now, let’s get this, young money.  Anyway, here’s the top 20 3rd basemen for 2016 fantasy baseball and how they compare to where I originally ranked them:

1. Nolan Arenado – *holds wood plank up covering a window, screams to Cougs*  “Hammer the nail!  Don’t worry about why!  Trust me!”  This was me for the better part of the year with the rapid, without-warning Torenadoes.  Our of curiosity, I went to look at Steamer’s Arenado preseason projections:  84/30/99/.290/5.  Damn, Steamer should be doing projections on Breitbart, because he’s crazy conservative.  Preseason Rank #2, 2016 Projections:  91/38/110/.299/2, Final Numbers:  116/41/133/.294/2

2. Jonathan Villar – Went over him in the top 20 shortstops.

3. Kris Bryant – Wondering why Bryant had so many more runs than RBIs?  You didn’t read my Zobrist blurb in the top 20 2nd basemen.  The reason rhymes with Crazymothereffinmaddon.  Bryant saw 325 ABs in the two hole, which makes sense, of course, if you have 1927 Babe Ruth batting 3rd and 1977 George Foster batting cleanup.  Preseason Rank #4, 2016 Projections:  95/31/108/.268/15, Final Numbers:  121/39/102/.292/8

4. Josh Donaldson – Speaking of batshizz crazy lineups, Donaldson didn’t crack 100 RBIs with 37 homers and a .284 average.  Can you guess why?  It sounds like Bautistahit.239asleadoffhitter.  The .239 is silent, literally.  Preseason Rank #3, 2016 Projections:  104/32/97/.269/4, Final Numbers:  122/37/99/.284/7

5. Daniel Murphy – Went over him in the top 20 1st basemen.

6. Manny Machado – Went over him in the top 20 shortstops.

7. Adrian Beltre – I’m legit surprised by Beltre’s season.  It’s always so hard to predict these Zombino seasons.  Beltre looked all but washed-up the last few years, and, at 37 years old, he has the best season of the last three years.  He deserves a pat on the head, which will make him karate chop you if you try it.  By the by, Beltre is like the Bert Blyleven of hitters.  Because Beltre stayed relatively healthy and played a long time, it’s going to be virtually impossible to keep him out of the Hall of Fame.  Think I’m kidding?  Beltre has 2942 hits and 445 HRs.  I take back the Blyleven comparison, Beltre is a first balloter.  This is a guy who in his first four years looked like a 20 HR, .250 hitter.  Sure didn’t hurt that he started at 19 years old.  That’s crazy young, unless you’re Jose Tabata who already marrying a 49-year-old women by that age.  Preseason Rank #9, 2016 Projections:  87/19/91/.290/1, Final Numbers:  89/32/104/.300/1

8. Eduardo Nunez – Went over him in the top 20 shortstops.

9. Todd Frazier – His hard contact rate went way down, he tried to pull everything, he hit fewer line drives and his infield fly balls skyrocketed.  What does all this mean?  He made weak contact and it looks like it was mostly from not making solid contact on fastballs.  I.e., his bat slowed, so he tried to adjust by swinging early and it didn’t help.  I.E., Part II:  I Still Before E, Frazier got older.  He’s the only one in the entire world that can claim he got old this year, which is why it makes it interesting that I point it out.  Preseason Rank #5, 2016 Projections:  86/30/98/.250/14, Final Numbers:  89/40/98/.225/15

10. Kyle Seager – Here’s what I said at the end of the year, “If Seager were a barometer that we used to measure offense, and he is because I’m saying he is, every year he hit 25 or 26 homers and around .260.  This year those marks are way up, and Seager’s barometer is showing serious signs of global warming.  Thanks a lot, Al Gore, for pointing this shizz out!  Conspiracy Theory Alert!  If Tipper Gore would’ve put out more, Al wouldn’t have had time for global warming and the earth would currently be experiencing unheard of cold spells.  Tipper went cold, we went hot.  Then again, Al wouldn’t have had time to invent the internet either.  Damn, O. Henry-like story!”  And that’s me quoting me!  Preseason Rank #7, 2016 Projections:  85/25/75/.269/8, Final Numbers:  89/30/99/.278/3

11. Jose Ramirez – Went over him in the top 20 2nd basemen.

12. Evan Longoria – I remember clearly — through the cobwebs in my head…Is this a 1970s song?  Sounds like it.  Any the hoo! — I thought Longoria was garbage in the preseason, but once I started drafting I realized that I didn’t think Longoria was as garbagey as others because I started drafting him around 120 overall.  On a related note, I will say there is something to owning a Tampa Bay Ray (Tampa Ray Bay?), you don’t want to watch them play, possibly more so if you’re a Bay Ray fan.  Preseason Rank #8, 2016 Projections:  81/23/84/.264/3, Final Numbers:  81/36/98/.273

13. Anthony Rendon – Went over him in the top 20 2nd basemen.

14. Justin Turner – Prior to breaking down Turner — that’s what Ike said! — I just wanted to mention how many guys here have multiple position eligibility.  If you had a solid hitter this year, there was a great chance he had more than one position he was eligible at, but don’t end a sentence with at — dah!   As for Turner, um, oops!  I apparently didn’t trust him at all as my projections and preseason ranking show.  Mea culpa, as they say in Latin America.  I can guess why.  I don’t normally trust players in a followup year who breakout late in their career.  See my distrust of Bautista and Edwin in their immediate followup years after they broke out late.  ‘Grey hates late bloomers’ is the t-shirt I wear, only late is spelled ‘latte’ and it has a picture of someone pouring coffee into underwear so it’s ‘Latte bloomers.’  Preseason Rank #26, 2016 Projections:  52/10/57/.284/6, Final Numbers:  79/27/90/.275/4

15. Jake Lamb – Unlike Turner, who I legitimately didn’t like in the preseason, I didn’t mind Lamb.  I just worried that the Diamondbacks wouldn’t play him.  Once the D-Bags showed they were going to play Lamb, I was all bah this and bah that.  Preseason Rank #28, 2016 Projections:  48/14/45/.258/3, Final Numbers:  81/29/91/.249/6

16. Yasmany Tomas – I had Tomas very high up in the preseason rankings, around 15th overall, but I dropped him towards the end of the preseason because the Diamondbacks were testing their methods with Socrates.  Oh well, you could’ve still grabbed Tomas off waivers in most leagues.  And that’s how you justify anything!  Preseason Rank #30, 2016 Projections:  47/13/55/.268/3 in 350 ABs, Final Numbers:  72/31/83/.272/2

17. Hernan Perez – Went over him in the top 20 2nd basemen.

18. Eugenio Suarez -Went over him in the top 20 shortstops.

19. Maikel Franco – Sucks a little that Maikel didn’t breakout, but this has me even more excited for him next year.  His range of outcomes seems like it could be anywhere from 25 HRs to 40 HRs. Or he hits 20 HRs next year and seems like a bust, then breaks out two years from now in what will still only be his 25-year-old season.  Yes, doode is still crazy young.  The one thing that dampens my enthusiasm is standing under a New York City apartment window and getting wet when it’s not raining.  The one thing that dampens my enthusiasm on Maikel is three steals looks like it’s his peak for speed.  He needs to whip up a Torenado to get anywhere near huge value.  Preseason Rank #6, 2016 Projections:  81/27/95/.284/2, Final Numbers:  67/25/88/.255/1

20. Matt Carpenter -Went over him in the top 20 2nd basemen.

 
  1. Packers says:
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    Pick a side in a 12 team dynasty keep all. A guy in my league asked for Donaldson. We play 2 guys all each position. I have Seager as my other 3B, and Turner at 1B who is no longer eligible there.
    So I could move a 3B.
    I asked for Myers. Peraza, Miller and Thornberg. For my Donaldson, Marte and Liriano.
    He hasn’t responded. Is this fair? The guy has Gyorko, T. Anderson to reload.

    • JeF WiTh 1 F says:
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      @Packers: Keep Donaldson and Marte (assuming Starling Marte). That’s not a good deal for you.

      • Malicious Phenoms says:
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        @JeF WiTh 1 F: agree with JeF

      • Packers says:
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        @JeF WiTh 1 F: Thanks for comments. It is K. Marte not Starling.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      @Packers: Agree with others

      • Packers says:
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        @Grey: Sorry guys. It was K. Marte SS. My bad. So I’d be getting Perez a or Villar, Miller, Thornburg, and now he wants me to take Joseph for Donaldson. My team needs the MI help and a 1st baseman, plus Thornburg to help with the weekly set up.
        He also offered Paxton for Ray.
        Thoughts please.

        • Grey

          Grey says:
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          Peraza or Villar?

          • Packers says:
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            @Grey: yes

            • Grey

              Grey says:
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              Villar and Peraza are not close

              • Packers says:
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                @Grey: Agree, so Villar, Joseph, Miller and Thornburg for Donaldson.
                Also Paxton or Ray?
                Thanks so much

                • Grey

                  Grey says:
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                  That works for Donaldson and I’d take Paxton

                  • Packers says:
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                    @Grey: lo Great. Have a fun weekend. Beautiful weather with the trees turning colors here in Michigan.

                    • Grey

                      Grey says:
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                      Thanks! You too!

  2. Ante GALIC says:
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    Grey!

    Loved the write-up. The fact that your last one was a few days ago makes this one appear even better, damn you. You must have studied PSY 101 and PHI 101!!

    a. It reminds of the old adage: ‘Absence makes the heart grow fonder’ which when translated into Japanese and then back into English comes out: ‘Absence makes the fart go Honda.’ Right? Speaking of farting hope it went down after 19h40 when the pod ended and you were able to get something to eat!

    b. Had me Donaldson at 3B and Beltre at the corner this year, so their production was useful. Got lucky with Beltre.

    c. Agree totally on the Maddness to bat Bryant 2nd with Zobrist (aka 1977 George Foster) ONLY garnering 75 RBIs!! Maddoning indeed.

    Have a nice weekend.

    Cheers,
    Ante

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      @Ante GALIC: Yeah, I studied at the feet of Freud, and all his charms! A. Hunh, never heard that one, but I can’t say it doesn’t make sense… I don’t know what came over me, but I had some gas! B. Yup C. Crazy! You too!

      • Ante GALIC says:
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        @Grey: Grey!

        a. Which phrase the first one or the second one. A propos the second one…..a small joke ensues.

        A guy working at Ford has a problem. After a being away from the job for illness or other reasons, every time upon returning to work he has a lot of flatulence with the farts coming out as ‘Honda’. So every time he farts, ‘Honda’. So the guy’s really embarrassed to say the least, all his coworkers laugh at him. ‘Hey, Bud! Fart again for us!!!’ So he goes to his Chinese doctor to explain his problem. And the doctor says…’Ah, I understand your problem…..Absence makes the fart go Honda.’ Get it, now?

        b. So much SNAFU that I’ve seen this last two days!!! If I smoked pot, which I don’t, I would want to smoke one as big as Mt. Everest until Friday next week! Just totally awful from bizarre changes of plans in the 11th hour, to other staff outright lying in order to protect themselves in front of their bosses, to French-speaking people writing messages in English which make absolutely no sense even if you understand French and where the message came from.

        Cheers,
        Ante

        • Grey

          Grey says:
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          A. The Honda one… Now I got it! Haha B. That sucks… Those damn French!

          • Ante GALIC says:
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            @Grey: Grey!

            a. Damn Frenchies! What legacy did the French leave in their colonies in Africa? Nothing is the short answer except the need for massive corruption and a total lack of good governance in every single former French or Lusaphone country!!!

            b. Speaking of Frenchy, Francoeur was pretty bad this year in a part-time role. We should also go over which players are about to retire or be retired. Looks like Shields should retire but he prolly won’t. I hope he doesn’t so I can know which players to start when he’s on the mound. Shields+LH batter+US Cellular=K’ching!

            Cheers,
            Ante

            • Grey

              Grey says:
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              Shields will be DFA’d by midseason or back on the Padres

              • Ante GALIC says:
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                @Grey: Grey!

                Maybe he had something physically wrong with him? Maybe he can ramp up the FB to like 92-MPH-ish? Maybe he needs to take a trip to Tibet to find his inner self. One never knows. Kyle Gibson was semi-useful mostly streamer and also really awful at times but he’ll have a job next spring, guaranteed.

                Cheers,
                Ante

                • Grey

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                  Maybe, but Shields looked kinda done in 2015 then fully done in ’16

  3. zaphrodesiac says:
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    “Speaking of batshizz crazy lineups, Donaldson didn’t crack 100 RBIs with 37 homers and a .284 average. Can you guess why? It sounds like Bautistahit.239asleadoffhitter. ”

    Bats did obp over 360. You’d rather have Pillar and his 300 obp and extra baserunning there? Not like the Jays were teeming with great leadoff options; maybe Travis would’ve been better..

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      @zaphrodesiac:

      This comment got me too. Gray’s been harping on this all year, but Bautista’s OBP was 2nd highest on the Jays. He also only hit lead off for 40 games — the whole point was Gibbons temporarily “mixing it up” while the team was slumping. Keep in mind Travis was injured until June, and came back cold. He also can’t take a walk, so his obp was lower than Bautista’s by 30+ pts

    • Fungazi says:
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      @zaphrodesiac: It was probably more of a result of him batting 2nd for most of the year instead of 3rd or 4th. Also had 23 doubles and 22 homers with bases empty, which would have happened with the leadoffs didn’t get on.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      @zaphrodesiac: Travis would’ve been my choice when he was on the field

  4. VinWins

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    Maybe Donaldson’s RBI total was low because Travis’s OBP was .323 as a leadoff hitter (compared to Bautista’s .341.) Or maybe it was because you predicted he wouldn’t get 100 RBI, and he didn’t want to make you look bad.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      @VinWins: Ha… Maybe! BTW, one season into Justified and I like it now, it started picking up towards the tail end of the 1st season… Love Goggins and Olyphant

      • Big Odio says:
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        @Grey: I got to episode 8 or 9 last night. They have already blown up the meth lab and had the fried chicken standoff

        • Grey

          Grey says:
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          That was solid… It gets better… Have you seen Deadwood? Justified uses just about all Deadwood cast members

      • VinWins

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        @Grey: Glad to hear it, cause I checked out Just Fried again; gets kinda boring after 3 episodes.

        • Grey

          Grey says:
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          Yeah, enough with the battering!

          • VinWins

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            @Grey: Deadwood was also very good. Of course Tim O was great, and Swearengen’s monologues were Shakespearean.

            • Grey

              Grey says:
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              Deadwood’s one of my favorites… Tim O’s the best! Pretty psyched for the 2nd season of Justified, and I wasn’t barely interested after the first handful of episodes, so I’m glad it’s picked up

              • VinWins

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                @Grey: Too bad they had to kill off Wild Bill Hickok so quickly, though. Keith Carradine was also great.

                • Grey

                  Grey says:
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                  Yeah, agreed, made for a great 1st season though

      • Duda Want to Build a Snowman? says:
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        @Grey: Justified is amazing. Wait until seasons 2 and 3 (season 1 was just getting its bearings)

        • Grey

          Grey says:
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          I’m excited for it!

  5. KeeblerMN says:
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    Just wanted to say that I always love seeing Zombino used as I helped create the term. Gives me a sense of pride that a bunch of pantsless dudes (and three girls) in their parents’ basement can enjoy something I created for the internet with out paying a monthly subscription fee or having to clear their browser history after every session…. use incognito mode duh! Ctrl+Shift+N!

    Also, I won my league with your help!
    Now I just need to determine my keepers for next year… but that will be later.
    Thanks again and have a great summer! (which is really winter but it’s like summer vaction for fantasy baseballers)

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      @KeeblerMN: HA, nice! (Though some do clear their browser history on us, I’m sure.) Congrats on the league win!

  6. Malicious Phenoms says:
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    Sup GA!

      • Malicious Phenoms says:
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        @Grey: awesome, for which games?

        • Grey

          Grey says:
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          Games?! Just game 4, shizz was expensive

          • Malicious Phenoms says:
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            @Grey:
            lol, how much per ticket

            • Grey

              Grey says:
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              $180 for each for crap seats

              • Malicious Phenoms says:
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                @Grey:
                Damn, that’s crazy..Saw Yankees v Dodgers World Series in 1981 in Dodger Stadium..$25 face value for the ticket!

                • Grey

                  Grey says:
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                  Haha, honestly, not sure what face value is on the tix, but I used….Seat geek! A proud sponsor of the Razzball podcast. Use RAZZNAFL and get $20 back…and whatever else JB would say….

                  • Malicious Phenoms says:
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                    @Grey: Yup, Jonathon, errr JB is a good pitch man!

                    • Grey

                      Grey says:
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                      Haha

  7. Dr. Kenneth Noisewater says:
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    So how was Mascots? Think we are checking it out tonight.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Ended up not going bc one of Cougs’ friends saw it and didn’t like it… few things on that, I regretted not going bc I don’t like this friend, but this friend does work for the UCB… long story short, I’m gonna watch it on Netflix

      • Dr. Kenneth Noisewater says:
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        @Grey: Upright Citizens Brigade?

          • JeF WiTh 1 F says:
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            @JeF WiTh 1 F: Did i go too far?

            • Grey

              Grey says:
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              1 F, it’s almost like you know Cougs’ friend

              • JeF WiTh 1 F says:
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                @Grey: Why do you think i call you “Boo”…

                • Grey

                  Grey says:
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                  Haha, Cougs?! Is that you?!

                  • JeF WiTh 1 F says:
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                    @Grey: Its me boo, you finally figured it out after all these years

                    • Grey

                      Grey says:
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                      Cougs came home recently talking about Michael Conforto and I was like, nah…no way!

                    • JeF WiTh 1 F says:
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                      @JeF WiTh 1 F: That’s great..Ignore the” 7 Line Army ” tattoo she just got…shes just really committing to the Mets…nothing to worry about.

                    • Grey

                      Grey says:
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                      I did like when she was like, “You be Ron Darling, and I’ll be Gary Carter and pitch it in.”

                    • JeF WiTh 1 F says:
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                      @JeF WiTh 1 F: Ha Ha…hopefully she never asks for you to be Fred Wilpon and she is Bobby Bonilla

                    • Grey

                      Grey says:
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                      I can’t afford that shizz

            • Dr. Kenneth Noisewater says:
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              @JeF WiTh 1 F: Like that better than United Community Bank. That’s where I draw the god damn line.

        • Grey

          Grey says:
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          Yeah those effers

  8. Big Odio says:
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    Who is that sexy rubenesque mother fucker that wrote about gingerbeard back in March? Who called him in their writers picks you talked about on the podcast? The Mets must be killing themselves for letting him go

    “He had a real breakout last year and nothing bounces off the page that says he will regress”

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Yeah, was a good call by you… I got too wrapped up in his age…

      • Big Odio says:
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        @Grey: he always played a good back up in New York. He’s just one of those guys and besides his wife is hot so he has to be good

        • Grey

          Grey says:
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          He’s got a hot wife? That’s more surprising than his season.

          • Fred Garvin MP says:
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            @Grey: You didn’t know there’s a surprising amount of females into Ginger Wookies?

            • Grey

              Grey says:
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              I didn’t know any into Gingie Wookies, but I sit corrected

        • Fred Garvin MP says:
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          @Big Odio: By this logic, Madison Bumgarner is one of the worst players in MLB.

          • Grey

            Grey says:
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            Or Billy Butler, but, then again, he is

            • Fred Garvin MP says:
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              @Grey: hehe. I guess that was what surprised me about Bum’s, you figure a guy that good has some former Miss America contestant-caliber beauty as his Missus.

              • Grey

                Grey says:
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                She looks like a good time!

    • Fred Garvin MP says:
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      @Big Odio: I have now seen you refer to yourself as “rubenesque” several times recently and I find it disconcerting. But way to own it you big sexy m*****f****r!
      Nice call on Turner, the late bloomers are tough to spot and hard to trust.

      • Big Odio says:
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        @Fred Garvin MP: I own my shit, Im also a bull and a bear you dont want to have to get through.

        Thanks, I only point it out because I nailed the late round sleepers this year. If this was wood shop Id be in charge of the nails

  9. Fred Garvin MP says:
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    1. I’m still into Franco for next year. Should be able to be had at a decent price with significant room to far exceed his draft day value.
    2. So you finally got into Justified. Well done. Goggins is the man. Boyd’s probably my favorite character in that series. Great dialogue.
    3. Just be thankful that you weren’t looking at tickets at Wrigley for the NLCS. They started at around 3 times what you paid for tix at the Ravine.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      1. Hell yeah! 2. Still don’t love it, but now I see the potential, and I’m excited for season 2 3. I can’t even imagine… I’d be watching at home…

      • Fred Garvin MP says:
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        @Grey: Yup, it seems like they were finding their feet in season 1. I’ve made the vow that if the Cubs make it past the Dodgers, a good sized if, that I’ll make the pilgrimage to Wrigley for a WS game. Might have to dip into some reserves, but as a diehard fan, I could keep myself warm in the winter while I’m burning furniture knowing I had a bucket list experience.

        • Grey

          Grey says:
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          Prolly looking at $2,500 per seat for a World Series game in Wrigley… for terrible seats (if there are terrible seats there)

          • Fred Garvin MP says:
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            @Grey: Sounds about right. I figured between 2-3 grand. I’d set my limit at 3. Which as a man with a great deal of Scottish blood, makes me want to puke. But if they do the bidness against the Dodgers, I gotta nut up.

            • Grey

              Grey says:
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              I hate to be the one person in America who wants the Dodgers but I’d like to go to a World Series game in LA

              • Big Odio says:
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                @Grey: there are are probably about 30 million Mexicans pulling for Los Doyers, so you aren’t alone

                • Grey

                  Grey says:
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                  Yo soy Doyers!

                  • Big Odio says:
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                    @Grey: VIVA LOS FML!

                    • Grey

                      Grey says:
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                      FML FTW!

  10. Barrett says:
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    Trying to decide on my final cut from 12 to 8 keepers.

    Keep two of Pence, Nunez, Pillar, Ramos, Gyorko.

    Team is Dozier, Desmond, Cruz, Strasburg, Harvey and Iwakuma.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      None…Nunez, Gyorko

      • Barrett says:
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        @Grey:

        Thanks. I am taking over this team and its full of pagnof.

        • Grey

          Grey says:
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          No problem

  11. claw dog says:
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    Your longo Final stats are off just so you know. Had 36 dongs, 81 runs, and 98 RBIs with 0 steals

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Oops, typo… I’ll fix when I get home… thanks!

  12. adm says:
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    Bregman or Dahl for my last keeper spot? Both would cost a 20th-rounder. I’d probably give the edge Bregman, but I’m loaded at 3B with my other keepers: Arenado (1st), Bryant (9th), Machado (5th), Blackmon (7th), Syndergaard (16th)

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Dahl

      • adm says:
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        @Grey: Thanks!

        • Grey

          Grey says:
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          No problem

  13. Scott Kimmel says:
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    Grey,

    I need one more cut to make to get down to 28. I have a long jam at 2B and ss. My starting 2B is Altuve, my starting SS is Correa. My backups at SS, 2B are Jose Ramirez and Jose Peraza. which one should I expose to the expansion draft?

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Peraza

      • Scott Kimmel says:
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        ok can you tell me why over Ramirez?

        • Grey

          Grey says:
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          Why keep him over Ramirez? nah, lose Peraza

          • Scott Kimmel says:
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            ok i did that

            • Grey

              Grey says:
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              Cool

              • Big Odio says:
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                @Grey: no way keep Peraza

                • Grey

                  Grey says:
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                  Nah, I’m saying lose Peraza

                  • Big Odio says:
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                    @Grey: oh hell no

                    • Scott Kimmel says:
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                      is there going to be fight between you two? I’ll get the popcorn and watch. Odio why keep Peraza and send Jose Ramirez to the expansion draft. Grey, please tell me why keep Ramirez and send Peraza to the expansion draft. i really want to hear your guys opinions on it.

  14. jb says:
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    Ha ha. Funny shyat.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Thanks!

  15. Big Odio says:
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    Jesus Christo!……Doyers need a new 3rd base coach

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Seriously!

      • Big Odio says:
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        @Grey: gonzo runs like a wounded animal

        • Grey

          Grey says:
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          Hahaha, totally

  16. Big Odio says:
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    My buddy calls Reddick Baboon Cock

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Hahaha

      • Big Odio says:
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        @Grey: hey did I tell you Steve N to the Z texted me Thursday night?

        • Grey

          Grey says:
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          He texts me like five times a week

          • Big Odio says:
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            @Grey: we already know he thinks your special but now….

            • Grey

              Grey says:
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              Haha

  17. Roos says:
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    Yo Brosef, you copy and pasted Seager’s numbers in for Longoria as well. Longo had 81/36/98/.273/0. Like half the league a career high in HRs for boring Evan.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Oops, fixed… Thanks!

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