We go over Adam Jones later on the podcast. ¬†Kidding, no one gives two effs about Adam Jones. ¬†I mean, I’m sure he’s a pleasant enough guy. ¬†I don’t mean no one gives two effs like a person from Boston before they all became magically woke this past weekend. ¬†I’d let Adam Jones date my daughter, if I had a daughter. ¬†Shoot, he can date my mom if he wants; I got one of those. ¬†I just want Adam Jones in my family! ¬†*snaps fingers* ¬†They’re creepy and they’re kooky, all together ooky; The Adam Jones Family. ¬†Nah, it isn’t about him on why no one gives two effs about him, it’s because of how boring he is for fantasy. ¬†Not bad boring, just boring boring. ¬†Don’t put words in my mouth. ¬†Shut up, Random Italicized Voice. ¬†Yesterday, he went 4-for-4, 3 runs and his 23rd and 24th homers, hitting .281, and had zero hits the game before, and will likely have zero hits today because he needs to level out yesterday’s wonderful with a strong helping of boring. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Yesterday, Phillip Ervin went 3-for-4, 3 runs, 4 RBIs and his 2nd home run and 2nd in as many games. ¬†This blew my mind: ¬†there was no mention of Phillip Ervin on this site since 2014, when then-prospector Scott Evans said, “We‚Äôll have a much better feel for (Ervin) after he‚Äôs had a chance to settle in at a full-season assignment, but on the surface, Ervin looks like a potential 20/20 outfielder who‚Äôll also help in AVG and OBP. ¬† I hope Grey reads this in three years…IN HELL!” ¬†Damn, some animosity there. ¬† Now, the real puzzler maker, as they say in the Haus of Rubik, Prospector Ralph hasn’t spoken about Ervin once. ¬†So, I took it up with Endorphin Ralph on text, and he said, “He’s a 25-year-old, slugging fourth outfielder that’s Quad-A. ¬†RUSNEY IS BETTER!!!” ¬†So, Ervin’s a former 1st rounder, who might not be anything, due to weak contact he makes too often. ¬†In Triple-A, he did have 7 HRs and 23 SBs with a .256 average. ¬†He might just be a schmotato, that cools off and vanishes, but a speed/power combo plays in fantasy if he plays, which he is. ¬†Better than Rusney Castillo? ¬†WE SHALL SEE. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Thankfully, I no longer do 4th of July like I used to, because when you have a holiday weekend that lasts five days, you will get alcohol poisoning if you go too hard, and the 4th is especially dangerous because: ¬†day drinking. ¬†At least with New Year’s Eve, it’s at night. ¬†The Fourth is lying on a discarded sofa on the side of a highway at 3 PM and being like, “The hum of 75 MPH cars is so peaceful, I go to sleep now,” and waking up with a flashlight you mistake for a fleshlight and now you’re a registered sex offender. ¬†Hopefully, none of that happened to any of you, well, maybe the fleshlight part, and you all had a safe holiday. ¬†Any hoo! ¬†Yesterday, Andrew McCutchen¬†went 3-for-4 and his 15th and 16th homers as he hits .288. ¬†He found the Fountain of Youth sometime in May and has been a Zombino eating brain custard ever since. ¬†I’m still half expecting — cting? — McCutchen will resort to blah in the 2nd half, but it looks like I wrote off McCutchen before his sell-by date. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
The Yankees called up Clint Frazier on Saturday. ¬†The Yankees are like you at a concert after your first bathroom break. ¬†“I had sixteen beers and I really gotta whizz.” ¬†*goes to the bathroom, then sips your seventeen beer* ¬†“Damn, I just took a whizz, and now I have to go again.” ¬†The childproof seal has been broken. ¬†The Yankees waited about five years too long to promote some of their rookies, and now they’re taking a whizz every third day. ¬†(I’m mixing metaphors, aren’t I?) ¬†I wonder if the Yankees are aggressively promoting rookies now because of how well Judge is doing. ¬†It’s confirmation bias, or some Psych 1010 term. ¬†In the minors, Frazier went 12 HRs, 9 SBs and .257 in 73 games. ¬†His strikeouts weren’t terrible, and that line looks like it could hold in the majors, i.e, 20/15/.250 in 162 games. ¬†That’s if he has playing time the rest of the year, which is, of course, no guarantee with Holliday, Hicks, Gardner, Ellsbury, though if they were candy, they’d all be brittle. ¬†I’d grab Frazier in all leagues to see what he can do. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw this weekend in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Scooter Gennett had the game of his life yesterday. ¬†Well, isn’t he Vespecial? ¬†You say to me, “Unkie Grey, can I sit on your lap metaphorically and you tell me why Scooter hit so many homers?” ¬†Sure, Nephew, it’s simple. ¬†A story of my Scooter in two tweets:
Someone left me a note w/ stock tips, but didn’t specify what bike company pic.twitter.com/1ikcQpTgYY
‚ÄĒ Razzball (@Razzball) June 6, 2017
I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN NOW PERSON WHO LEFT ME A NOTE ABOUT MY PARKING, I SHOULDN’T HAVE PARKED MY SCOOTER ON MY BENCH! pic.twitter.com/S42hZlEOQ0
‚ÄĒ Razzball (@Razzball) June 7, 2017
I am the first person in the history of fantasy baseball to bench two hitters for games with at least three home runs in the same season. ¬†*opens oven, sticks head in oven, opens The Bell Jar to read* ¬†Ugh, could someone check on the pilot light? ¬†You might be asking yourself why I had Scooter on my bench, while you coyly bat your eyelashes. ¬†I’ll explain, you coquettish bastard! ¬†He was hitless the entire previous week! ¬†WHAT THE EFF?! ¬†Any hoo! ¬†Scooter had a big game, and will now be invited to all the same parties as Mark Whiten, but Scooter is¬†not much more than a hot schmotato. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Or will he?¬† Dun, dun, DUNNNNNN…ok, I don’t think he will.¬† What, you thought I’d drop a hot beat and a fresh rhyme on you a la Grey?¬† Psssh, I ain’t about that life, son.¬† I’ll belt out some Cornell for you live and in person, but you won’t catch me getting lyrical up in this wordpress.¬† Ok, ok, supply and demand so here’s a hot track.¬† I’m not sure what the equivalent of being rick rolled is in this day and age, but consider yourself as such.¬† You got served!¬† But now that I’ve served you in a way you didn’t like, let me serve you in a way you should: JC Ramirez at $14,400 is middling in terms of price on this slate and ripe for K opportunity facing the surging Rays.¬† Surging, I say?¬† Yes, I do.¬† Sadly, the Rays are a weird bunch so far this year.¬† Though their K% against righties leads the league, they’re 2nd in the league in wRC+ against them as well.¬† If you want some further schism, Rays are also 1st in K% on the year but 4th in wRC+.¬† All this to say that Ramirez isn’t a slam dunk, but I think the Ks will give him a nice baseline.¬† I’ll tentatively give him the green light as an SP2 in cash, but will definitely be in on him as either a 1 or 2 for tourneys on today.
Speaking on Chris Cornell a bit more, if you’ll permit me…we’ve had some great sounds come out of Seattle and it’s a sad trend that lots of those lungs lend themselves towards ending early.¬† Cornell was a voice you heard above the fray, whether you wanted to or not.¬† He had a long and amazing career.¬† People who thought he sold out with Euphoria Morning and beyond have no clue what it means to be an artist who wants to challenge themselves.¬† The man could sing anything he wanted…and he wanted to be a lot of different artists.¬† You metalheads who needed the hard edge couldn’t appreciate that his love of Beatles and Otis Redding brought you Superunknown.¬† In kind, you all who couldn’t appreciate his time with Soundgarden who thought it was just screeching noise, don’t actually understand that soul comes in many forms.¬† I’m gonna drop one of those in between tunes that¬†seemingly few heard here¬†called Sweet Euphoria and going on with my¬†picks for this slate…right after I drop the Razzball Listener’s League that goes down with tomorrow’s slate. ¬†Reserve your spot now, win money tomorrow. ¬†It’s almost like investing!
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We have our first big call-up of the major league season!!! ¬†“Yoo-hoo!” ¬†You want chocolate milk, Cody Bellinger? ¬†“I was drawing attention to myself, since I was called up first.” ¬†Oh, yeah, but you¬†feel like you were always here. ¬†“Oh, well, that’s nice of you to say–” ¬†Shut up, Cody Bellinger! ¬†Bradley Zimmer, now this is a call-up! ¬†“I’ll be up soon!” ¬†Shut up, Amed Rosario! ¬†This is about Bradley Zimmer. ¬†Zimmer is a guy who is a speed-first, power-second, average-third¬†guy. ¬†Actually, on base percentage second in leagues that count that sorta thing. ¬†In Triple-A, he had five homers, nine steals and a 30% strikeout rate. ¬†He looks like Keon Broxton who should be platooned out of the lineup against lefties. ¬†I will call him, Right-on Broxton. ¬†I grabbed him in all leagues where he was available, you don’t want to miss out on the first big call-up. ¬†“Seriously, are you just ignoring me?” ¬†Bellinger, you’re getting on my last nerve!¬† For 2017, I’d give Zimmer¬†a line around 45/10/40/.235/20. ¬†That could be the best call-up of the year. ¬†“Seriously?!” ¬†Shut it down, CB! ¬†Oh, and I’m aware that Zimmer went 0-for-3 with 3 Ks out of the nine hole, but Bellinger looked lost thru a whole two starts too when he was first called up. “Keep my name out of your mouth!” Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Yesterday was a bad day to quit being young with¬†A.J. Pollock and Carlos Gomez both hitting the DL. ¬†Together! ¬†In a non-gay way. ¬†But it would’ve been totally cool with me if it was in a gay way. ¬†Let’s start with¬†Pollock since he is the less¬†ethnically¬†sensitive of the two. ¬†Pollock has a Grade 1 groin strain. ¬†When the strain happened, Pollock was reading Groin Strains for Dummies. ¬†Chapter 1: ¬†Don’t Move Your Leg In A Normal Manner. ¬†“Go to a¬†trampoline, but don’t jump on it with your feet, fall on it sitting criss-cross apple sauce.” ¬†Pollock will likely be out for two to three weeks, and in his place the Russian Game of Thrones character, Gregor Blanco, and Reymond “You Can’t Not Think Of Daisy” Fuentes. ¬†Fuentes is the more interesting of two, since he should be on the stronger side of a platoon, and has speed. ¬†Outside of NL-Only and deep mixed leagues, I’m passing on both. ¬†As for CarGomez, he will miss four to six weeks. ¬†That’s too bad, he used to be good three years ago. ¬†Replacing him on the roster will be Jared Hoying, who looks like a Motter-fodder. ¬†Then, we have Carlos Carrasco, who is affectionately known as Cookie, and I am a Cookie Monster for him, so this one hurts me. ¬†In yesterday’s game, Carrasco had a huge lead, when he squandered that and left the game with a trainer. ¬†All you had to do with cruise to the W on the Ivictory Coast! ¬†Apparently, that’s the way the Cookie crumbles. ¬†He was diagnosed with left pectoral tightness, which doesn’t sound bad. ¬†Which, Part 2: ¬†The Return of the Which, will still likely mean a DL stint. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
If players are going to break out in a season, they don’t always break out the first week of a season. ¬†I’m reminded of another Phillies player, Dominic Brown. ¬†The year he broke out, it didn’t happen until June of that year. ¬†Of course, in subsequent years, his swing got long like Don Johnson’s in The Harrad Experiment and rather than working his way back in the cages, Brown was preoccupied with avoiding his stalker, Tehol. ¬†This brings us to another potential breakout,¬†Aaron Altherr. ¬†Or as Mystikal calls him, Altherr. ¬†You don’t have to be scurred, he’s doing his thang. ¬†Altherr hit two more homers yesterday (2-for-4, 4 RBIs, hitting .351), and is one of¬†the hottest players in the majors this week. ¬†Of course, this won’t continue, but to what degree will¬†this¬†tail off? ¬†By the way, I want to be a judge at a twerking competition called a Tail Off. ¬†In the minors, he’s shown speed (20-ish) and power (teen-ish). ¬†With his Ks and BABIP, his average will come down a long way (maybe .250), but I see no reason why he can’t be a 17/20/.250 hitter on the year, and definitely a must own. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
One story finally gaining a bit of traction this season is the installation of a humidor in the Diamondbacks’ home park, Chase Field.
Digging right into the meat of this point, the reason it’s even being considered is because of the relative offensive production we’ve seen in Phoenix over the first month of the season. Chase Field has actually has a higher park factor metric than the messiah itself, our DFS darling, the Parthenon of fantasy, Coors Field.
Barely edging Colorado, by fractions of a run, rumors are the Diamondbacks organization tried to implement the humidor this during Dave Stewart’s tenure, but he exclaimed, “No! Nothing logically sound can happen in Arizona until I leave!”¬†(cannot confirm through my sources).
While some may not think it’s a big deal, the bible of the humidor’s impact can be found on¬†The Hardball Times, and its author Alan Nathan believes the difference will be notable. Here’s his concluding paragraph from the great column he wrote…Please, blog, may I have some more?