Rob Manfred presses the button on a contraption that looks like a skinny hose, and juices spurt out. Rob looks up to the store clerk, “So, I just push this end of the hose inside the baseballs and juice comes out and balls go zoom?”  “Zoom, baby, zoom.”  “I’ll take 300 of them.”  “You only want 300 homers?”  “You’re right, I’ll take 45,000.”  “Will do, Kemosabe. Hey, wanna see where I store the white pine tar that pitchers can use undetected?”  “No, that’s illegal!”  So, what’s this, three days in a row with a hitter hitting three homers in a game? Shizz is bizzonkers. Every year I say the same for Nelson Cruz (3-for-5, 5 RBIs and his 23rd, 24th and 25th homer) and Edwin Encarnacion. They will hit home runs until they’re 50. That’s if they’re not already 50, then make it 70.  When reached for comment after the game, Cruz said, “I could’ve hit four homers, but then you find out why Mark Whiten was called ‘Hard Hittin.'” Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:

Miguel Sano – 2-for-4, 2 RBIs and his 17th homer, hitting .236. That’s in 53 games.  The ol’ 45-homer pace.  Sano won’t be in this afternoon’s Buy column, because, brucely, dude should just be owned.

Max Kepler – 1-for-3, 2 runs, 2 RBIs and his 26th homer, hitting .263.  Gonna end up with a quiet 35 homers.  Everyone who hits 35 homers can be described that way this year.  The quietest 35 homer season.

Lucas Giolito – 5 IP, 7 ER, ERA at 3.52.  Castle Woofenstein!  Teen Woof! Started him? Now you’re an aware-woof. Woof, woof, woof!  Damn, got greedy and thought he’d be okay against the 1927 Twins, but so not the case. Alas, I still trust him.

Will Smith – Was recalled as Austin Barnes was sent down.  Aw, too bad, so sad, Barnes. Love, peace and hair grease (how I signed my notes to everyone in my high school yearbook — it’s amazing I didn’t get beat up every day).  So, Dodgers called up Will Smith to fool the Mets into trading them Noah Syndergaard.  “What do you mean you can’t close games? You’re name’s Will Smith, isn’t it? Aw, c’mon, fellas!  Not cool!  …I guess we can do a Hancock sequel.”  Smith hit 20 homers in 61 Triple-A games.  Yes, he’s good.  I’d try him out, because what do you have to lose?

Tyler WhiteDodgers traded for him sending Andre Scrubb. I know what you’re thinking, but no Andre Scrubb is not a neologism for a Player To Be Named Later.

Jeff McNeilMets said he couldn’t play because his legs were feeling heavy. Dr. Met said it’s not a big deal. They’re just going to enclose his legs in an anti-gravity chamber and he’ll be fine.

Edwin Diaz – Left yesterday’s game after taking a right-back-at-cha off his foot. The Mets are saying he’s day-to-day and nothing was broken, but the Mets are also trying to trade Diaz, which might be the most hilarious thing I’ve ever heard. Why not include Robinson Cano too? Good luck, Mets!  I grabbed Seth Lugo (best arm), but Robert Gsellman might also see saves in Diaz’s stead.

Jacob deGrom – 7 IP, 0 ER, 5 baserunners, 9 Ks, ERA at 2.86.  After the game, the Mets said, “This could be Noah Syndergaard’s last start with the Mets, and we’re happy to see him go out on top.”  Some media, puzzled, started to say, “This was deGrom–” but Mr. Met put his big, gloved finger on their lips, saying, “Shh…Don’t speak.”

Joey Gallo – Has a broken hamate bone and will have surgery. If he returns like Matt Olson, Gallo will hit 45 homers in September. More than likely, you can drop him.  Hard to say the recovery time.  Could be anywhere from three to six weeks.  Feel free to bitch and moan, Gallo enjoys whines.

Danny Santana – 3-for-5, 2 runs, 6 RBIs and his 14th homer, hitting .322. He’ll be in this afternoon’s Buy column, as he was in last week’s, and the previous two weeks, because look at what he’s doing.  Dannys Antana is having a top 10 2nd baseman season on the Player Rater.

Brett Anderson – 4 2/3 IP, 5 ER, ERA at 4.05.  To sorta quote T.I. singing, “Don’t want no MediOAKer.”

Jose Suarez – 4 1/3 IP, 2 ER, ERA at 5.35. Streamonator loved this start yesterday, and I’ll admit to steering people away in the comments. Machine learning — zero; Smoked pot while learning — one.

Travis Shaw – Recalled from the minors.  MVP! MVP! MVP! Someone who’s moved onto fantasy football is getting their corner man back. So, Shaw was hitting in the minors, but, I mean, seriously, interjection, he better be! I didn’t run out to grab Shaw in any leagues; he won’t be in this afternoon’s Buy column, but I could see grabbing him if you’re desperate.

Troy Tulowitzki – Announced his retirement.  As frequent commenter, Stephen Lyon, said, “Tulo legit to quit.”

Brett Gardner – Hit the IL with knee inflammation. Keep that thing away from kindling!

Masahiro Tanaka – 3 1/3 IP, 12 ER, ERA at 4.79.  After the game, Tanaka received a call from Mike Minor thanking him for making Minor appear better.  Seriously, the ALCS potential matchups are fire emoji, right? I mean, it’s exactly 2019 baseball. Whoever scores 12+ runs wins.

Xander Bogaerts – 4-for-6, 4 runs, 4 RBIs and his 22nd and 23rd homer, hitting .315. I’m shocked no one has yet hit for the home run cycle, a solo shot, a 2-run, a 3-run and a grand slam. Can I bet that prop bet in Vegas, because I like the odds, whatever they are.

Rafael Devers – 2-for-5, 2 runs, 2 RBIs and his 21st homer, hitting .323.  Can’t fight the Devers!

Max Scherzer – 5 IP, 3 ER, 6 baserunners, 8 Ks, ERA at 2.41, as he was activated from the IL. Kevin from ESPN’s “Get Him In Your Lineup” Department said, “Before each sip of Mountain Dew, I don’t have to say ‘Do unto others as they Do the Dew onto you,’ but why can’t I?”

Matt Adams – 1-for-5 and his 16th homer, hitting .243.  Mean’s while, I have Ryan Zimmerman who’s asking Tulo to check his bookmarked WebMD page for a checkup, and he has Chia foot.

Anthony Rendon – 1-for-4, 3 RBIs and his 22nd homer, hitting .314. Perhaps this is false like my teeth, but I feel like if I ever own Rendon, he’s hurt. I don’t own him, and he’s an MVP candidate.

Daniel Murphy – 3-for-5, 3 runs, 2 RBIs and his 10th homer, hitting .287.  I like Murphy as a buy low, so don’t take this the wrong way, but Derek Dietrich had ten homers in like two games.

Ryan McMahon – 2-for-3, 2 runs, 3 RBIs and his 11th homer, hitting .265. Seeing Murphy and McMahon’s home run totals, and knowing Dahl’s are low, I looked at their team stats. The Rockies are the 22nd worst home run-hitting team.  <emphasis>THEY PLAY HALF THEIR GAMES IN COORS.</emphasis>

Adam Plutko – 5 1/3 IP, 3 ER, 9 baserunners, 1 K, ERA at 4.83. Aptly, there’s only one K in Plutko.

Jose Ramirez – 3-for-6, 2 runs and his 11th homer, hitting over-.325 in July. Jo-Jo Ram, you are a riddle wrapped in a pickle and the riddle says, “How do you wrap something in a pickle?”  Too bad all his owners threw their computers out of a window in April, May or June and are not witnessing this.

Hunter Dozier – 1-for-5, 2 RBIs and his 16th homer.  Dozier’s having himself a nice little season, that was briefly sidetracked by injury. He’s gonna be a fun one to peg for 2020. Peg like figure out, not peg like a Peg Boy.

Mike Montgomery – 5 IP, 1 ER, 6 baserunners, 0 Ks, ERA at 5.67.  This is gonna sound sarcastic, but I’m being sincere. Always been a big fan of Montgomery. He’s sneaky in deep leagues. Streamonator hates his next start, but vs. the Jays? Meh, if the league is deep enough to consider, I’m kinda interested. If you have to think, “Is my league deep enough?” It’s not.

Alex Wood – Scheduled to return on Sunday vs. the Rockies. I haven’t spoken much about Wood. With the #MeToo movement and–*intern whispers in my ear* Being told I can’t make jokes about that.  Thought police — one, Grey — zero! I’m not very enthused about Wood — that’s what she said!  Take that, Thought Police! — he has had a 2.72 ERA and 3.68 ERA in his two most recent years, so I guess I should ease the brakes. If you’re dying for starters, I won’t stop you. I am not actively adding him to my teams.

Ian Happ – Recalled from the minors.  I think I actually own this schmohawk in one deep league, but he disappeared for so long, I honestly couldn’t tell you which team it is. Happ was hitting .242 with 16 HRs in the PCL, which is a league where it’s like hitting with an aluminum bat on the moon it is so offensive-minded, i.e., Ian was barely passable in the minors.

Yasmany Tomas – Recalled by the Diamondbacks. Whoa, Shaw, Happ and Tomas all on the same day. It’s the Ghosts of Sleepers Past. Tomas was hitting in Triple-A, but, again, for the back of the room, he better be hitting in Triple-A! Hitting in Triple-A was never the problem. I have no idea where Tomas is going to play; maybe the D-Bags are about to trade Ketel Marte for Shelby Miller. Too soon?

Joe Musgrove – 5 IP, 5 ER, ERA at 4.29.  Pirates pitchers are great. Dot dot dot. Until Ray Searage gets his hands on them. Streamonator hates Musgrove’s next start, and, as I keep saying, I don’t trust any Pirates pitchers.

Matt CarpenterCards said Carpenter will likely remain on a rehab assignment a little longer than they expected.  Haha, riiiiiiiiiiiiight.  Yes, eleven I’s. Here’s the Cards thinking, “We’ve actually started winning, do we really want Carpenter back with us?”

Miles Mikolas – 6 IP, 3 ER, 6 baserunners, 5 Ks, ERA at 4.19. Is Mikolas above or below the Line of DeMarquezation?  Just above it, and he’s foisting his own “Miles Marker” on people.

Paul Goldschmidt – 2-for-3 and his 22nd homer, 4th straight game with a homer, hitting .253.  Au Shizz!  You can now claim Au Shizz is out of his early-season struggles, and I’ll bend the knee, partially, but when you look away, I will straighten my knee right back. Even with the power returning, he’s hitting .222 since the break, and has no full month over the .300 threshold. This is not your slightly younger cousin’s Au Shizz.

Kolten Wong – 1-for-4 and his 8th homer.  Wong Dong!  Which was also a working title for a Sixteen Candles spin-off.

Blake Snell – Will miss a month with arthroscopic surgery on his left elbow to remove loose bodies. David Caruso flips up his sunglasses, “I see loose bodies.”  That’s from the hit TV drama, CSI: SP You.

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bfteach
bfteach
3 years ago

giolito’s recent inconsistency is traumatizing… in a keeper league, am i keeping him or mckay?

Dane
Dane
3 years ago

H2H points league. Single 1, Double 2, etc. RBI 1, Run Scored 1, SB 2

Pick 1 ROS:

M. Semien, P. DeJong, D. Swanson, J. Villar, T. Anderson, A. Rosario, D. Fletcher

EB
EB
3 years ago

Hey guys so I’m in a 10 team HTH OPS and QS league. My O is riddled with injuries C Sanchez on the DL, Domingo DTD, and I’m waiting on Correa and Tim Anderson to return. My question is would you add a C like D’Arnaud, Smith or Posey or would I be better off to just eat the C spot until Sanchez returns and add a bat: Sano, Franmil, Soler, Odor and Renfroe are all available. Thanks in advance.

EB
EB
Reply to  EB
3 years ago

*That should have read 10 team OBP and QS league…

wwekoda2020
wwekoda2020
3 years ago

Will smith or Alfaro in an OBP league?

Don Abuelo
Don Abuelo
3 years ago

Happy Viernes Señor Grey!

Do you think it’s time to buy high on a Jose Ramirez? Any signs of post-July regression or can we buy into this recent stretch of good play? He seems like a player that can help a lot of us. Just want to determine the proper price.

Gracias and have a good one!

Will
Will
3 years ago

?12 tm NL-ONLY 5×5 Roto – 2 catcher lg?

?With promotion of Will Smith, I need to clear a roster spot. I have no one in 2nd catcher spot.

Weakest category is batting avg. ?

?Which option??
?1 – Cut Ender Inciarte?
?2 – Trade DeJong/K Newman for Justin Turner??

?Thanks!?

baseballbanter
baseballbanter
3 years ago

greeytings grey,

looking for a bench bat. who’s got max potential ROS in a points league:

please rank:

Shaw, W. Calhoun, Dickerson, Bichette, Tomas

Slimcompoop
Slimcompoop
3 years ago

What’s good Grey? With Snell hitting the IL I went and grabbed Brendan McKay everywhere I could. A couple of reasons…(1) McKay is on a strict 6-day pitching schedule to limit his innings. (2) McKay last pitched on Wednesday, July 24th. (3) According to McKay’s schedule the next day he can pitch is Tuesday, July 30th which is the earliest he can get called back up to the majors (was sent down on July 19th). Bingo bango bongo.

Bobbo
Bobbo
3 years ago

Who would you drop to activate Fried from the IL tomorrow? They are all streamers to a degree, but which one would you drop?

Teheran
Urquidy
Fiers
Plesac
Lucchesi

Bobbo
Bobbo
Reply to  Grey
3 years ago

Yeah, that was my plan. If he sucks, I was going to drop him. If he does well, who would you consider dropping instead?

Screwballs
Screwballs
3 years ago

Grey,

I hope you are staying out of the sun and staying hydrated.

I picked up Robel Garcia as a backup 2B when it looked like they were done with Russell. Now that the Cubs have called Happ up, do you think that Happ gets the job? Do you see any upside in Garcia? There are a lot of 2B available in my shallow league, so it wouldn’t be hard to move on.

Thanks for the feedback.

Screwballs
Screwballs
Reply to  Grey
3 years ago

Thanks, that’s what I was worried about.

Odor, McMahon, D Santana and Cano are available.

Screwballs
Screwballs
Reply to  Grey
3 years ago

Will do; have a great weekend.

Slimcompoop
Slimcompoop
3 years ago

Hold onto Kingery.

William Hung
William Hung
3 years ago

I had the same question last night – Grey said they provide different things, but liked Kingery a little more

Smitty
3 years ago

Floored by the news on Snell, Armenteros a guy to grab? Would you stick with F. Mejia or pickup W. Smith at C?

Jud
Jud
3 years ago

Do you like Villar over any of the following in a points league?

Didi
Hiura
Dannys Antana
Laureano
Segura

Todd
Todd
3 years ago

12 team, 18 player keep league. 9×9 scoring. Think Matt Olson for adley R and gallen is a fair deal? I’d be moving Olson. Thanks in advance!!

Scuffy McGee
Scuffy McGee
3 years ago

Bigger fan of Amed Rosario or David Fletcher in 11 tm keeper roto with offensive categories being H, R, HR, XBH, RBI, BB, K, SB and average?

Same league, would you drop Voit and move Y. Gurriel from 3B to 1B and pick up Arraez to play 3B since he just got eligibility on ESPN?

Thanks! Happy Friyay!

Don't be a Hader
Don't be a Hader
3 years ago

Ranks these guys ROS…Tanaka, R.Ray, J.Gay, Hamels

Chad Bowling
Chad Bowling
3 years ago

Will Diego Castillo (getting the start today) have a shot at saves anymore? I have Pagan, so considering dropping Diego and add an arm (Urquidy, Plesac).

William Hung
William Hung
3 years ago

Tanaka got dropped – as a pitching starved team, should I pick him up?

My craptastic starting pitchers are: Lynn, Hendricks, Urquidy, Marquez, Fiers, Flaherty

Do you see Tanaka as an upgrade over any of my other guys?

NUX
NUX
Reply to  William Hung
3 years ago

Prob over Urquidy. Is Tanaka on waivers for a day at least, so you can at least start Urquidy tonight if you want, right? Or was he dropped before the explosion/implosion?

William Hung
William Hung
Reply to  NUX
3 years ago

yeah, on waivers so I get Urquidy tonight – on the flip side I’m benching Flaherty

baby seal
baby seal
3 years ago

So have to ask, what’s the reference from on this frequently used line, “Kevin from ESPN’s “Get Him In Your Lineup” Department,” G?

So my trade offer of Voit for Bieber was laughed at, obviously. That 9IP game really helped.

Pretty sure the guy w/ BumG doesn’t even know I sent him an offer, and thank GOD I didn’t try to get Tanaka ROFL.

Yo your Trade Analyzer just told me Voit is a $5 player and Peraza is a $9 player. I should drop Voit and pick up Peraza again, right?? lol

Have a good Friyay!

Fungazi 2.0
Fungazi 2.0
Reply to  baby seal
3 years ago

Kevin is the bye felicia of fantasy sports lol

baby seal
baby seal
Reply to  baby seal
3 years ago

You down to drop Oberg to activate Wheeler? Good match up, but dude could get injured again (Mets!), or pitch count limits / rusty. Leaning towards IL stashing for at least today.

I swapped Peralta for Hudson yday thanks to your advice.

Got Hand, Press, Romo, Workman, Oberg, Peralta. Most droppable SP is Canning, but has DET next. Or Plesac after KC today–has HOU next. 12-team H2H 5×5.

Gracias, Hombre Bigote!

baby seal
baby seal
Reply to  Grey
3 years ago

Oh Gawd, I hadn’t even look at what he just did to me. M-f**ker!!! TY!!

baby seal
baby seal
Reply to  Grey
3 years ago

Dude just humped me and didn’t even realize it. Pretty shameful.

I feel like a nun who just had a group of Vikings run through their town in the year 800 AD.

baby seal
baby seal
Reply to  Grey
3 years ago

Only watched a few episodes… currently binging The Last Kingdom. Highly recommend if you’re into that sort of thing

baby seal
baby seal
Reply to  Grey
3 years ago

I vaguely remember that now ha. You have some good advice!

Thank G I picked this over Frontier lol

baby seal
baby seal
Reply to  Grey
3 years ago

Peraza was a joke!!! Dropped that guy ages ago–think I made an infamous Anime Grey vid in like week 3.

Thanks for the hilarious reply, G. Naturally, I have to ask, who is Kevin?? Not Keith right?

baby seal
baby seal
Reply to  Grey
3 years ago

ROFL

Big Daddy Jeats
Big Daddy Jeats
Reply to  baby seal
3 years ago

Think: Dumb tall endearing bird from “Up!” He’s so silly and helpless that you have to like him.

“KEEEVIIIIIN” lol

baby seal
baby seal
Reply to  Big Daddy Jeats
3 years ago

hahaha ty Big Daddy!!

Lindorphins
Lindorphins
3 years ago

Great write up.

Sano over Odor as a bench bat, right?

Also, which side of this trade do you like in a keeper league?

Bryant, Ryu and Kingery for Harper, Snell and Buxton

Only four players are kept so guys like Kingery and Buxton wouldn’t be. I usually favor the best player in the deal which I think is Bryant but I like Snell’s upside in the second half.

Thanks!

Lindorphins
Lindorphins
Reply to  Lindorphins
3 years ago

Derp, just saw the Snell news so disregard the trade question.

But I’ll ask you about another one :) same format.

Bryant, Ryu and Dozier for Freeman and Tanaka

As you can see I’m trying to sell Ryu high to get some value for him now. Tanaka’s blowup last night is concerning but unless he’s hurt he has a good chance at having a strong second half.

Thanks again!

Big Daddy Jeats
Big Daddy Jeats
Reply to  Lindorphins
3 years ago

I think you’re giving up too much value for what you’re getting back but I’m not the expert. Dozier, while not overly exciting, has been solid and Bryant isn’t too much of a downgrade from Freeman IMO. They have a substantial diff in RBI. I feel like you should be able to buy lower on Tanaka due to his last few starts.

Lindorphins
Lindorphins
Reply to  Grey
3 years ago

Thanks guys. I could swap his Tanaka for Bauer or Clevinger, but I’m not sure he’d bite on either of those, especially Bauer. Like you said in the latest podcast, Grey, he’s one of those owners that won’t trade unless he really feels he’s getting the much better side.

Lindorphins
Lindorphins
Reply to  Grey
3 years ago

Thanks. So fair deal with Clevinger instead of Tanaka? Or do you still think I’m overpaying?

Appreciate the advice.

Lindorphins
Lindorphins
Reply to  Lindorphins
3 years ago

(Don’t really think I have a shot at Bauer).

Lindorphins
Lindorphins
Reply to  Grey
3 years ago

Sorry. Would be:

Bryant, Ryu and Dozier
for either
Freeman and Bauer
or
Freeman and Clevinger

(was initially asking about Freeman and Tanaka)

Thanks again!

Lindorphins
Lindorphins
Reply to  Lindorphins
3 years ago

12 team H2H keeper league if that changes anything.

Lindorphins
Lindorphins
Reply to  Lindorphins
3 years ago

We only keep 4 so guys like Freeman and Bryant would be kept but guys like all these pitchers and Dozier wouldn’t be. Sorry for the self replies haha.

Lindorphins
Lindorphins
Reply to  Grey
3 years ago

I made so many posts your last post is so crunched that the “Reply” link has been cut off haha, but I saw it and thanks so much for the follow ups. Have a good weekend and try to stay cool!

Big Daddy Jeats
Big Daddy Jeats
Reply to  Lindorphins
3 years ago

I I like Freeman Clev enough

El Famous Burrito
El Famous Burrito
3 years ago

Holy shit….SALAMI TOM SIGHTING!

LennyDykstraIsJustMisunderstood
LennyDykstraIsJustMisunderstood
3 years ago

Had me scared there with Will Smith……..i started the real fresh prince in one of my leagues this week

Big Daddy Jeats
Big Daddy Jeats
3 years ago

Just picked up Sano and wish I had sooner…Just goes to show you Grey, you can lead a horse to the the mound but you can’t make him pitch like one….or something….anyways here’s something interesting I saw in Sano’s splits:

at home: 113 PA, .191 BA, .742 OPS, .223 ISO, 5 homers, 10 rbi, 4 2B
away: 106 PA, .278 avg, 1.052 OPS, .443 ISO, 12 homers, 24 rbi, 7 2B, .742 SLG

v. RHP: 149 PA, .217 BA, 10 homers, .835 OPS, .300 ISO
v. LHP: 70 PA, .274 BA, 7 homers, 1.035 OPS, .403 ISO

v LHP away from Target: 28 PA, .346 BA, 1.354 OPS, .615 ISO, 5 homers

Even though the LHP and LHP away stats are sorta smaller sample sizes (say that five times fast), still thought it’s cool how it may be possible to narrow down when Sano will have a better chance of a quality game, especially for guys like me who like to roster a larger bench of hitters going for advantageous hitter/pitcher battles.

Plus hitting in this Twins lineup right now doesnt hurt a bit lol

Big Daddy Jeats
Big Daddy Jeats
Reply to  Grey
3 years ago

Word!!

Chris
Chris
3 years ago

10 team H2H points

Two of my RP’s are L. Hendriks and T. Rodgers. These are now available:

Giles
W. Davis
I. Kennedy

Should I swap of my two out? Thanks.

BH
BH
3 years ago

Need some help in the pitching categories. Offered this trade:

My Bryant and Giolito for Corbin and Choo

My SPs are: Sale, Gio, Paxton, Marquez, Caleb, Wheeler and Lynn.

Could also pick up Gallen to help.

BH
BH
Reply to  Grey
3 years ago

I can get Gallen without dropping anyone.

DL’d Gallo and have an open roster position. I would probably pull the trigger on the Bryant deal if I still had Gallo, but trading Bryant now will make my OF very thin.

My current OF is Dahl, Kepler, Bryant, Danny Santana, Gallo (DL).

James
3 years ago

Would Sano be an upgrade over Voit, who was on last weeks sell list?

Kruk_Ain't_An_Athlete
Kruk_Ain't_An_Athlete
3 years ago

I’m probably replacing DeScaifini (@ATL) in my lineup this week with a different streamer.

Streamanator says to put MadBum on the bench since he’s at COL.

It likes Dinelson Lamet (BAL/@LAD) and some others. Any preferences?

D.Smyly SF/CHW
Font @KC/@BAL
Barria DET/@CLE
Cahill DET/@CLE
Wainwright CHC/@OAK

Saint
Saint
3 years ago

Hello Grey and DT,

12 Team H2H 6×6 OPS QS 3OF Redraft

I currently roster Yelich, Brantley, Yordan, K. Marte, McNeil and Domingo with OF eligibility.

Verlander, Cole, Flaherty, Gallen, Stripling, Pineda, Canning, Beede, Urquidy, Wheeler IL, Weaver IL.

In order to activate Wheeler I need to drop one. I prefer to keep a shorter bat bench and more arms. Drop Domingo considering his elbow may have lead to his poor play the last month or one of my back end starters?

Also, are you starting Wheeler today?

Thanks again for your thoughts

Saint
Saint
Reply to  Grey
3 years ago

Thanks Grey

Michael Scott
Michael Scott
3 years ago

Ramon laureano and sonny gray for jdm – fair? Which side do you guys like?

uncle ernie
uncle ernie
3 years ago

Good morning. I looking to activate Wheeler for today’s start vs Pittsburgh and need to drop one of these closers. Luke Jackson. Robles. C Mart. Vazquez. Iglesias or Hendriks Thanks

Donkey Teeth
Admin
Reply to  uncle ernie
3 years ago

I’d lose Martinez

Big Daddy Jeats
Big Daddy Jeats
Reply to  Donkey Teeth
3 years ago

I’d lose Iglesias

NUX
NUX
Reply to  uncle ernie
3 years ago

I’d lose your catcher for today. Then package 2 of these RPs for 1 player as quickly as you can. If that’s not realistic, then I’ll defer to these other answers.

Yes
Yes
3 years ago

Happy Friday Stud – I dropped snell, I’m leading or close to it in most pitching categories. Besides I have other solid pitchers somehow despite the juiced balls.

Highly doubt he will be back and pitch meaningful innings , even in September. I wouldn’t start him his first time out anyway, so that’s about 3 or 4 starts at most? Meh

Just didn’t seem worth it when I really want hitting counting stats. Kinda feeling like rob Manfred in that I just want DINGERS baby! DINGERS

Gregg
Gregg
3 years ago

Would you pick up Will Smith over Austin Nola who has been playing everyday with Dee Gordon injures? 12 team 5×5 OBP league.

Donkey Teeth
Admin
Reply to  Gregg
3 years ago

Smith if you need a catcher

bigbear
bigbear
3 years ago

Is it just me or did that Snell thing came out of nowhere? Of course, I’ve been unplugged for a few days, but it seemed like roses from his previous start through the morning and a nightmare by 3 pm…

Stevie Wilkerson’s the next O’s closer!

Speaking of closers – WHEN WILL THE TRADING MAYHEM START?!?! I need some SAGNOF!

Sean Manaea had a 76 pitch rehab start. Get your monocle out…

Has Pence run his zombino course? Sano’s out there beckoning like a siren. Pence or Sano ROS?

Donkey Teeth
Admin
Reply to  bigbear
3 years ago

Pence for me

Marty Jannetty_Was Set Up
Marty Jannetty_Was Set Up
3 years ago

SON loved Junis before his start got bumped home vs. CLE (paternity list). He’s facing Plesac tonight, roll with him or nah?

Same question for Kyle Hendricks @ MIL. Roll with him or pass?

Donkey Teeth
Admin
Reply to  Marty Jannetty_Was Set Up
3 years ago

I’d only start those guys in H2H or deeper roto

Marty Jannetty_Was Set Up
Marty Jannetty_Was Set Up
Reply to  Donkey Teeth
3 years ago

Thanks for your service Mr. Teeth!

This question is for a 12 team h2h points league. I just need K’s, a W, and for them not to give up 5+ runs in 4 or less innings.

My only non streamer slots this week are Gerrit Cole @ STL (auto start, but I’m kinda sweating it. I’m a Cards fan and I’m feeling the momentum shifting their way…Cards WS champs 2019 you heard it here first!) And Domingo German at BOS (yuck).

With that, I need to find 5-7 starts between now and Sunday. Options on the waivers are pretty terrible outside of SON recommendations.

NUX
NUX
Reply to  Marty Jannetty_Was Set Up
3 years ago

In 12 Team H2H Pts, aren’t you just starting all the SPs that you can own? Start them.

Marty Jannetty_Was Set Up
Marty Jannetty_Was Set Up
Reply to  NUX
3 years ago

Not in this league. A bad start (4 IP, 5 ER, 5+ hits, Loss) = -20 points+

William Hung
William Hung
Reply to  Grey
3 years ago

Hendricks shut down the Astros – as long as he’s healthy, you gotta roll with him

Mex
Mex
3 years ago

Lifetime keeper league.

I am looking to re-build(start over) my team. I have Tatis Jr…I know he is having a fantastic year so far. I have had teams inquire about him. Is he an untouchable? (other than moving him for guys like Acuna, Bellinger, Trout) A guy to have in the foundation of my team going forward? Are there are other guys you would trade him for in a lifetime keeper league?

Thanks as always.

bigbear
bigbear
Reply to  Mex
3 years ago

Tatis is a half tier below those guys you mentioned at the moment, but he’s definitely a cornerstone guy for a lifetime keeper league. He’s having the year we thought Javier Baez would have. A 35/35 type guy. He’s an easy 2nd rounder next year and the tail winds to move him well into the first round (like Acuna had this past spring).

How many can be kept? Cost? League size?

Now is the time to kick the tires for Eloy, Vlad, Honeywell and other “on the verge” prospects on competing teams. See who has Gallo or Snell and toss them an offer.

Mex
Mex
Reply to  bigbear
3 years ago

14 team, mixed…Not an auction league…we can keep up to 5.

As of now the guys that I would be keeping are: Story, Tatis Jr., Harper, Stanton(who other teams don’t want, unless they are in the same position as me).

I also have Didi and Correa. When Correa comes back he or Didi have to be dropped(or moved) due to roster restrictions.

My other trade chips are Goldy, C. Walker, Sale, Ray, Hendricks, L. Jackson, Iglesias.

Vlad, Alvarez, Bellinger owners are not interested in moving them. Eloy owner is in last place, so he is out.

I

Donkey Teeth
Admin
Reply to  Mex
3 years ago

Agree with BigBear.

Luigi
Luigi
3 years ago

Will Smith or Travis d’Arnaud?

Donkey Teeth
Admin
Reply to  Luigi
3 years ago

d’Arnaud for me

American Troutfisher
American Troutfisher
3 years ago

Villar goes 2 for 8 with 1 HR, 2 RBI, 3 R, and 3 (!) SB and doesn’t rate a mention? Cold, my man, just cold.

Game Of Throws
Game Of Throws
Reply to  Grey
3 years ago

Slam with 3 sides of legs please!

LaRockakis
Reply to  Grey
3 years ago

Mancini hit another dong, too!

Jason
Jason
3 years ago

Drop Jansen for smith? 10 team h2h redraft

Donkey Teeth
Admin
Reply to  Jason
3 years ago

I’d hold but coin flip

EG
EG
3 years ago

Matt Olson or Sano? H2H 12 team… Likely as a fill in for Bell while he remains cold. Thanks.

Donkey Teeth
Admin
Reply to  EG
3 years ago

Olson for me

Mike
Mike
3 years ago

Do you like Will Smith more than Jansen moving forward?

Donkey Teeth
Admin
Reply to  Mike
3 years ago

I prefer Jansen

NUX
NUX
Reply to  Mike
3 years ago

The Catchers or the RPs?

Ante Galic
Ante Galic
3 years ago

Grey!!

Great report on a short night!

a. Signed up Zac Gallen, super stoked. Thanks for the tip.

b. What a joy, Giolito! It’s still early.

c. Abbott and Costello quote of the day for July 26

Abbott and Costello try to make their way to see Jinx at the Cal Aero Academy. They are looking for the admin building to get a pass.

Abbott: Let’s go to the administration building.

Lou walks up to the stairs, leaving his suitcase on the ground for no reason.

Abbott [To Costello]: Pick it up. All right, pick yourself up.

Costello: This ain’t administration. This is “you-so. ”

Abbott: You-so? U.S.O.

Costello: U.S.O., you-so. What does it mean?

Abbott: No, U.S.O. “United Service Organization. ” This building is donated by the government…and supported by unselfish Americans. This building here provides for these
boys’ entertainment, refreshments, books, everything to make it a home away from home. Do you understand?

Costello: All but one thing.

Abbott: What’s that?

Costello: What does “you-so” mean?

Abbott: Get over here! Get in there!

d. Have a nice weekend.

Cheers,
Ante

Jordan
Jordan
3 years ago

The twins acquire Bleich and the Astros get Scrubb–I wonder if we might finally see Meh, Ugh, Ick, Bah , Er, and Uhm find a new home this deadline.

NUX
NUX
Reply to  Jordan
3 years ago

Is your gravatar a picture of a teenage Yelich?

Jordan
Jordan
Reply to  NUX
3 years ago

Let’s go with that!

Jordan
Jordan
Reply to  Grey
3 years ago

Lol the people of Bleichlin surely appreciate that

Slammer
Slammer
3 years ago

Drop d’Armand for Smith?

Slammer
Slammer
Reply to  Slammer
3 years ago

d’Arnaud!

Manley Ramirez
Manley Ramirez
3 years ago

Has is been noted what a forty twenty Fletcher is?

Also, time to start getting on David Dull’s case again! The negging effect seems to have worn off and we need to get him ready for the next homestand.

Hebrew Hammer
Hebrew Hammer
3 years ago

16 team H2H DYNASTY keeper

With my Snell down do I start Arrieta vs.ATL?

I also need a SP to replace Snell.

My hitters :Voit, Encarnacion, Trout, Dahl, Domingo Santana, Cooper, Blackmon, C.Santana, Alfaro, Tapia, Simmons, Goodrum, B.Dozier

My SP: Arrieta, Luchessi, Lester, C.Smith, Gallen, Maeda, M. Boyd, Quantrill (sort of RP),

I’d like to go after Bieber, guy is in last place in my division, I am in first at 10-5.

What can/should I offer for Bieber? He also has Giolito.

Thank you!

Donkey Teeth
Admin
Reply to  Hebrew Hammer
3 years ago

Arrieta depends what your H2H matchup is looking like, lean toward pass.

Don’t see a great Bieber match, could try Dahl, Voit, or Santana and maybe kick in one of your lower end arms.

Hebrew Hammer
Hebrew Hammer
Reply to  Donkey Teeth
3 years ago

Yea not much to go on. Thank you though!

hal_incandenza
hal_incandenza
3 years ago

Jeff McNeil’s legs are THICC