Player Information
| Team | HOU | ESPN | DH | Age | 29 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bats | L | Yahoo | OF | RCL R% | 100 |
| $/GS (RHP) | 35.4 | $/GS (LHP) | 24.3 |
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| Grey Albright's 2026 Player Summary |
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| What did Yordan do last year? Had the memory of what he did surgically removed from my brain and I don’t know where they put it after it was removed. Did they put it in a test tube? What if I ate it? Will that make me remember it? It’s not “being a c... (click to read the rest) |
Yordan Alvarez Stats
| G | PA | AB | H | R | HR | RBI | SB | CS | BB | SO | BB% | K% | AVG | OBP | SLG | OPS | BABIP | $ | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Last 7 Days | 6 | 25 | 17 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 2 | 20.0 | 8.0 | 0.529 | 0.640 | 1.059 | 1.699 | 0.500 | 73.4 |
| Last 30 Days | 8 | 34 | 25 | 10 | 8 | 3 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 4 | 17.6 | 11.8 | 0.400 | 0.529 | 0.880 | 1.409 | 0.368 | |
| Season | 8 | 34 | 25 | 10 | 8 | 3 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 4 | 17.6 | 11.8 | 0.400 | 0.529 | 0.880 | 1.409 | 0.368 | 42.9 |
| ROS Proj | 120 | 511 | 431 | 128 | 85 | 29 | 77 | 5 | 1 | 68 | 85 | 13.2 | 16.6 | 0.297 | 0.398 | 0.563 | 0.961 | 0.309 | 24.2 |
Yordan Alvarez 2026 Projections | Preseason
| G | PA | AB | H | R | HR | RBI | SB | CS | BB | SO | AVG | OBP | SLG | OPS | BABIP | K% | BB% | $ | All Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Preseason (Steamer) | 129 | 534 | 454 | 134 | 81 | 28 | 81 | 4 | 1 | 68 | 91 | 0.294 | 0.392 | 0.534 | 0.926 | 0.312 | 17 | 13 | 21.3 | 38 |
| Preseason (Grey) | 512 | 149 | 88 | 34 | 96 | 1 | 0.291 | 23.0 | 22 | |||||||||||
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Yordan Alvarez Projections | Platoon Splits (RHP vs LHP)
Yordan Alvarez projected to 150 Games vs RHP and LHP with 12 team mixed fantasy value. This helps identify a player's platoon value for fantasy baseball based on pitcher handedness. These projections - combining Steamer rates and Razzball projected PA/Game and R/RBI - are a MUCH better indicator of a hitter's platoon splits than in-season stats since it involves multiple years of data and has been properly regressed to league averages. Since games are neutralized across players, values for everyday players may look smaller than for preseason/season to date/rest of season where they benefit from playing time advantages vs other players. In general, left-handed hitters have larger platoon splits.| PA | AB | R | HR | RBI | SB | AVG | OBP | SLG | OPS | BABIP | K% | BB% | $ | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| vs. RHP | 650 | 539 | 110 | 37 | 101 | 7 | 0.304 | 0.414 | 0.578 | 0.992 | 0.313 | 15.6 | 14.6 | 35.4 |
| vs. LHP | 650 | 568 | 98 | 30 | 92 | 4 | 0.297 | 0.377 | 0.517 | 0.895 | 0.324 | 17.6 | 10.1 | 24.3 |
Yordan Alvarez Projections | Hittertron (Subscribe to see MLB player projections.)
Yordan Alvarez daily MLB projections and fantasy value for next 7-10 days. LU=Lineup. If the lineup has been released and incorporated into the projections, it is listed as "Live".Yordan Alvarez Projections | DFS (Subscribe to see hitter DFS MLB projections.)
Yordan Alvarez daily fantasy baseball projections for DFS sites such as DraftKings and FanDuel. LU=Lineup. If the lineup has been released and incorporated into the projections, it is listed as "Live".| Date | Opp | SP | R/L | BatOrd | PA | AB | H | 1B | 2B | 3B | R | HR | RBI | SB | BB | SO | AVG | OBP | SLG | OPS | $ |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2026-04-03 | @ATH | JSprings | L | 2 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | -20 |
| 2026-04-01 | BOS | GCrochet | L | 2 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.667 | 0.750 | 1.000 | 1.750 | 101 |
| 2026-03-31 | BOS | BBello | R | 2 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0.667 | 0.750 | 2.000 | 2.750 | 261 |
| 2026-03-30 | BOS | RSuarez | L | 2 | 5 | 5 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0.400 | 0.400 | 1.000 | 1.400 | 192 |
| 2026-03-29 | LAA | JKochanowicz | R | 2 | 5 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0.500 | 0.800 | 0.500 | 1.300 | 134 |
| 2026-03-28 | LAA | RDetmers | L | 2 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0.667 | 0.800 | 1.000 | 1.800 | 62 |
| 2026-03-27 | LAA | YKikuchi | L | 2 | 5 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0.200 | 0.200 | 0.800 | 1.000 | 98 |
| 2026-03-26 | LAA | JSoriano | R | 2 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0.000 | 0.250 | 0.000 | 0.250 | -88 |
Yordan Alvarez Batting Order Game Averages | Current Season
Yordan Alvarez current season averages per batting order spot along with 12 team mixed fantasy value ($). Only includes games started. Games started percentages for RHP vs LHP are based on last 30 days.| Bat Ord | GS | GS% vRHP | GS% vLHP | PA | AB | H | 2B | R | HR | RBI | SB | BB | SO | AVG | OBP | SLG | OPS | BABIP | K% | BB% | $ |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2 | 8 | 38 | 63 | 4.25 | 3.13 | 1.25 | 0.38 | 1.00 | 0.38 | 0.88 | 0.13 | 0.75 | 0.50 | 0.400 | 0.529 | 0.880 | 1.409 | 0.368 | 12 | 18 | 93 |
Yordan Alvarez Stats | Season
Yordan Alvarez stats and 5x5 fantasy value from 2013-2026.| Team | Pos | G | PA | AB | H | R | HR | RBI | SB | CS | BB | SO | AVG | OBP | SLG | OPS | $ | |
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| 2013 | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- |
| 2014 | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- |
| 2015 | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- |
| 2016 | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- |
| 2017 | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- |
| 2018 | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- |
| 2019 | HOU | DH | 87 | 369 | 313 | 98 | 58 | 27 | 78 | 0 | 0 | 52 | 94 | 0.313 | 0.412 | 0.655 | 1.067 | 8.3 |
| 2020 | HOU | DH | 2 | 9 | 8 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0.250 | 0.333 | 0.625 | 0.958 | -24.1 |
| 2021 | HOU | OF | 144 | 598 | 537 | 149 | 92 | 33 | 104 | 1 | 0 | 50 | 145 | 0.277 | 0.346 | 0.531 | 0.877 | 21.7 |
| 2022 | HOU | OF | 132 | 550 | 459 | 138 | 93 | 37 | 96 | 1 | 1 | 78 | 103 | 0.301 | 0.404 | 0.608 | 1.012 | 30.4 |
| 2023 | HOU | OF | 114 | 496 | 410 | 120 | 77 | 31 | 97 | 0 | 0 | 69 | 92 | 0.293 | 0.407 | 0.583 | 0.990 | 19.1 |
| 2024 | HOU | OF | 147 | 635 | 552 | 170 | 88 | 35 | 86 | 6 | 0 | 69 | 95 | 0.308 | 0.392 | 0.567 | 0.959 | 28.5 |
| 2025 | HOU | OF | 48 | 199 | 165 | 45 | 17 | 6 | 27 | 1 | 1 | 28 | 33 | 0.273 | 0.367 | 0.430 | 0.797 | -16.4 |
| 2026 | HOU | DH | 8 | 34 | 25 | 10 | 8 | 3 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 4 | 0.400 | 0.529 | 0.880 | 1.409 | 42.9 |
Yordan Alvarez Stats | Monthly
Yordan Alvarez 2026 fantasy value by month for 5x5 leagues.| G | PA | AB | H | R | HR | RBI | SB | CS | BB | SO | BB% | K% | AVG | OBP | SLG | OPS | $ | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| March | 5 | 24 | 18 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 4 | 20.8 | 16.7 | 0.333 | 0.500 | 0.722 | 1.222 | 0.0 |
| April | 2 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 | 0.0 | 0.500 | 0.500 | 0.750 | 1.250 | 5.7 |
| May | 1 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0.0 | 25.0 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | -34.5 |
| August | 5 | 18 | 11 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 33.3 | 0.0 | 0.273 | 0.500 | 0.545 | 1.045 | -20.5 |
| September | 13 | 56 | 51 | 20 | 7 | 2 | 6 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 11 | 8.9 | 19.6 | 0.392 | 0.446 | 0.588 | 1.035 | 4.9 |
Yordan Alvarez Hitting | AVG vs BABIP
Players exceeding projected BABIP are more likely to see a regression towards Expected AVG. Vice versa.| AB | BABIP | BABIP (Proj) | BABIP (Diff) | AVG | AVG (Expected) | AVG (Diff) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25 | 0.368 | 0.309 | 0.059 | 0.400 | 0.355 | 0.045 |
Yordan Alvarez Fantasy Baseball | Rest of Season Player Rater
| $ | Point Shares | $R$ | $HR$ | $RBI$ | $SB$ | $AVG$ | Pos Rk | Tot Rk | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| MLB 10 ESPN | 23.8 | 2.2 | 5.6 | 6.7 | 4.1 | -1.8 | 8.2 | 2 | 23 |
| MLB 10 Y! | 26.8 | 2.2 | 6.2 | 7.2 | 4.6 | -1.2 | 9.0 | 2 | 19 |
| MLB 12 ESPN | 24.8 | 3.0 | 6.0 | 6.8 | 4.5 | -1.5 | 8.0 | 2 | 24 |
| MLB 12 Y! | 27.9 | 2.9 | 6.7 | 7.3 | 5.0 | -0.9 | 8.7 | 2 | 20 |
| MLB 14 ESPN | 24.2 | 3.9 | 6.0 | 6.4 | 4.6 | -1.0 | 7.3 | 2 | 27 |
| MLB 14 Y! | 27.3 | 3.9 | 6.6 | 7.0 | 5.2 | -0.3 | 7.9 | 2 | 21 |
| MLB 15 ESPN | 24.6 | 4.3 | 6.1 | 6.4 | 4.7 | -0.9 | 7.2 | 2 | 25 |
| MLB 15 Y! | 27.7 | 4.4 | 6.7 | 7.0 | 5.4 | -0.3 | 7.8 | 2 | 22 |
| MLB 16 ESPN | 25.0 | 4.9 | 6.2 | 6.5 | 4.9 | -0.8 | 7.1 | 3 | 26 |
| MLB 16 Y! | 28.3 | 4.9 | 7.0 | 7.1 | 5.6 | -0.2 | 7.8 | 2 | 23 |
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| AL 12 | 33.3 | 6.9 | 8.6 | 7.9 | 7.2 | 0.4 | 8.2 | 1 | 11 |
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Yordan Alvarez Fantasy Baseball | Rest of Season Player Rater (non-standard 5x5)
| $ | Point Shares | $R$ | $HR$ | $RBI$ | $SB$ | $AVG$ | $OBP$ | $OPS$ | Pos Rk | Tot Rk | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5x5 (OBP) ESPN 12 | 29.7 | 3.4 | 6.5 | 7.1 | 5.0 | -0.9 | 0.0 | 11.0 | 0.0 | 3 | 20 |
| 5x5 (OBP) Y! 12 | 29.8 | 3.4 | 6.6 | 7.1 | 5.0 | -0.9 | 0.0 | 11.1 | 0.0 | 3 | 20 |
| 6x6 (OBP) ESPN 12 | 34.0 | 4.6 | 5.7 | 6.5 | 4.4 | -0.9 | 7.6 | 9.7 | 0.0 | 2 | 11 |
| 6x6 (OBP) Y! 12 | 34.2 | 4.6 | 5.8 | 6.5 | 4.4 | -0.9 | 7.7 | 9.8 | 0.0 | 2 | 11 |
| 6x6 (OPS) ESPN 12 | 33.9 | 5.0 | 5.4 | 5.9 | 4.1 | -0.7 | 7.2 | 0.0 | 10.8 | 2 | 11 |
| 6x6 (OPS) Y! 12 | 34.3 | 5.0 | 5.5 | 6.0 | 4.1 | -0.7 | 7.3 | 0.0 | 11.0 | 2 | 11 |
Yordan Alvarez Fantasy Baseball | Preseason Player Rater
Based on our adjusted Steamer projections for 5x5 leagues with 63.5/36.5 hitter/pitcher split.
$ $/G$ Point Shares $R$ $HR$ $RBI$ $SB$ $AVG$ Pos Rk Tot Rk MLB 10 ESPN 20.3 25.2 2.0 3.8 5.4 4.6 -1.7 7.3 3 37 MLB 10 Y! 28.4 37.7 1.9 5.1 7.2 6.2 -2.2 11.0 10 22 MLB 12 ESPN 21.3 24.8 2.8 4.2 5.5 4.9 -1.5 7.1 3 38 MLB 12 Y! 30.5 39.2 2.6 5.8 7.9 6.9 -2.2 11.1 10 23 MLB 14 ESPN 21.4 23.9 3.5 4.4 5.3 5.0 -1.1 6.8 3 46 MLB 14 Y! 30.7 38.1 3.4 6.1 7.8 7.1 -1.9 10.6 11 24 MLB 15 ESPN 21.4 23.3 4.0 4.5 5.3 5.1 -1.0 6.6 3 49 MLB 15 Y! 30.7 37.2 3.8 6.2 7.7 7.1 -1.6 10.3 11 25 MLB 16 ESPN 21.0 22.3 4.5 4.4 5.1 5.0 -0.7 6.2 3 51 MLB 16 Y! 30.9 36.6 4.2 6.4 7.7 7.2 -1.4 10.0 12 25 AL 10 26.0 23.4 4.6 5.7 6.0 6.1 0.2 6.9 1 17 NL 10 AL 12 27.7 22.6 6.7 6.4 6.3 6.8 0.5 6.8 1 16 NL 12
Yordan Alvarez Fantasy Baseball | Preseason Player Rater (non-standard 5x5)
Based on our adjusted Steamer projections with a 63.5/36.5 hitter/pitcher split.
$ $/G$ Point Shares $R$ $HR$ $RBI$ $SB$ $AVG$ $OBP$ $OPS$ Pos Rk Tot Rk 5x5 (OBP) ESPN 12 26.1 30.2 3.0 4.9 5.9 5.5 -1.0 9.9 3 20 6x6 (OBP) ESPN 12 29.6 33.3 4.4 4.2 5.3 4.8 -1.0 6.8 8.3 2 14 6x6 (OPS) ESPN 12 29.7 33.4 4.6 4.1 5.1 4.6 -0.8 6.7 9.0 2 16 5x5 (OBP) YAHOO 12 30.5 38.6 2.9 5.3 6.8 6.2 -1.7 12.8 10 20 6x6 (OBP) YAHOO 12 37.4 45.8 4.6 4.8 6.7 5.9 -1.9 9.4 11.6 8 14 6x6 (OPS) YAHOO 12 36.1 43.9 4.5 4.7 6.1 5.5 -1.5 9.2 11.2 8 16
Yordan Alvarez 2026 Projections | Preseason
G PA AB H R HR RBI SB CS BB SO AVG OBP SLG OPS BABIP K% BB% $ All Rank Preseason (Steamer) 129 534 454 134 81 28 81 4 1 68 91 0.294 0.392 0.534 0.926 0.312 17 13 21.3 38 Preseason (Grey) 512 149 88 34 96 1 0.291 23.0 22 Prospectonator
Yordan Alvarez Fantasy Outlook For 2026
Grey Albright Player Summary What did Yordan do last year? Had the memory of what he did surgically removed from my brain and I don’t know where they put it after it was removed. Did they put it in a test tube? What if I ate it? Will that make me remember it? It’s not “being a cannibal” if it’s your own body, right? At what point is it being a cannibal anyway? Like, if I ate Cougs’s fingernail, would I be a cannibal or do I need to eat like a finger? Meh, ya know what, I don’t need to know! So, Yordan sucked last year. Captain Woo Cubano was the worst dreck that’s ever wrecked into the rocks near my imaginary beach home that I pretend I own that I purchased with my fantasy baseball winnings. He was awful! You need to just put it out of your mind. It was a fluky thing and he’s still young and talented enough to be a top 20 guy again. In fact (Grey’s backing up the Brinks truck of thoughts!), Yordan is a steal this late if we get anything close to what he’s done every other year, except last.
| $ | $/G$ | Point Shares | $R$ | $HR$ | $RBI$ | $SB$ | $AVG$ | Pos Rk | Tot Rk | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| MLB 10 ESPN | 20.3 | 25.2 | 2.0 | 3.8 | 5.4 | 4.6 | -1.7 | 7.3 | 3 | 37 |
| MLB 10 Y! | 28.4 | 37.7 | 1.9 | 5.1 | 7.2 | 6.2 | -2.2 | 11.0 | 10 | 22 |
| MLB 12 ESPN | 21.3 | 24.8 | 2.8 | 4.2 | 5.5 | 4.9 | -1.5 | 7.1 | 3 | 38 |
| MLB 12 Y! | 30.5 | 39.2 | 2.6 | 5.8 | 7.9 | 6.9 | -2.2 | 11.1 | 10 | 23 |
| MLB 14 ESPN | 21.4 | 23.9 | 3.5 | 4.4 | 5.3 | 5.0 | -1.1 | 6.8 | 3 | 46 |
| MLB 14 Y! | 30.7 | 38.1 | 3.4 | 6.1 | 7.8 | 7.1 | -1.9 | 10.6 | 11 | 24 |
| MLB 15 ESPN | 21.4 | 23.3 | 4.0 | 4.5 | 5.3 | 5.1 | -1.0 | 6.6 | 3 | 49 |
| MLB 15 Y! | 30.7 | 37.2 | 3.8 | 6.2 | 7.7 | 7.1 | -1.6 | 10.3 | 11 | 25 |
| MLB 16 ESPN | 21.0 | 22.3 | 4.5 | 4.4 | 5.1 | 5.0 | -0.7 | 6.2 | 3 | 51 |
| MLB 16 Y! | 30.9 | 36.6 | 4.2 | 6.4 | 7.7 | 7.2 | -1.4 | 10.0 | 12 | 25 |
| AL 10 | 26.0 | 23.4 | 4.6 | 5.7 | 6.0 | 6.1 | 0.2 | 6.9 | 1 | 17 |
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| AL 12 | 27.7 | 22.6 | 6.7 | 6.4 | 6.3 | 6.8 | 0.5 | 6.8 | 1 | 16 |
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| $ | $/G$ | Point Shares | $R$ | $HR$ | $RBI$ | $SB$ | $AVG$ | $OBP$ | $OPS$ | Pos Rk | Tot Rk | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5x5 (OBP) ESPN 12 | 26.1 | 30.2 | 3.0 | 4.9 | 5.9 | 5.5 | -1.0 | 9.9 | 3 | 20 | ||
| 6x6 (OBP) ESPN 12 | 29.6 | 33.3 | 4.4 | 4.2 | 5.3 | 4.8 | -1.0 | 6.8 | 8.3 | 2 | 14 | |
| 6x6 (OPS) ESPN 12 | 29.7 | 33.4 | 4.6 | 4.1 | 5.1 | 4.6 | -0.8 | 6.7 | 9.0 | 2 | 16 | |
| 5x5 (OBP) YAHOO 12 | 30.5 | 38.6 | 2.9 | 5.3 | 6.8 | 6.2 | -1.7 | 12.8 | 10 | 20 | ||
| 6x6 (OBP) YAHOO 12 | 37.4 | 45.8 | 4.6 | 4.8 | 6.7 | 5.9 | -1.9 | 9.4 | 11.6 | 8 | 14 | |
| 6x6 (OPS) YAHOO 12 | 36.1 | 43.9 | 4.5 | 4.7 | 6.1 | 5.5 | -1.5 | 9.2 | 11.2 | 8 | 16 |
| G | PA | AB | H | R | HR | RBI | SB | CS | BB | SO | AVG | OBP | SLG | OPS | BABIP | K% | BB% | $ | All Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Preseason (Steamer) | 129 | 534 | 454 | 134 | 81 | 28 | 81 | 4 | 1 | 68 | 91 | 0.294 | 0.392 | 0.534 | 0.926 | 0.312 | 17 | 13 | 21.3 | 38 |
| Preseason (Grey) | 512 | 149 | 88 | 34 | 96 | 1 | 0.291 | 23.0 | 22 | |||||||||||
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| Grey Albright Player Summary |
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| What did Yordan do last year? Had the memory of what he did surgically removed from my brain and I don’t know where they put it after it was removed. Did they put it in a test tube? What if I ate it? Will that make me remember it? It’s not “being a cannibal” if it’s your own body, right? At what point is it being a cannibal anyway? Like, if I ate Cougs’s fingernail, would I be a cannibal or do I need to eat like a finger? Meh, ya know what, I don’t need to know! So, Yordan sucked last year. Captain Woo Cubano was the worst dreck that’s ever wrecked into the rocks near my imaginary beach home that I pretend I own that I purchased with my fantasy baseball winnings. He was awful! You need to just put it out of your mind. It was a fluky thing and he’s still young and talented enough to be a top 20 guy again. In fact (Grey’s backing up the Brinks truck of thoughts!), Yordan is a steal this late if we get anything close to what he’s done every other year, except last. |
Player data for Yordan Alvarez maintained by Rudy Gamble | Updated: 2026-04-04 09:55:20 PM EST
