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Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers
Two-Startapalooza: Week 6
As always, probable pitchers are subject to change. For a look at all fantasy baseball streamers, click this link. When did pitchers become such complete morons?…
- Pete Nice
- May 3, 2014
- 62
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Getting STATy With It: Selling Albert Pujols and What to Say When You Do
According to our Fantasy Baseball Player Rater, is our #3 first baseman (#17 overall) – prior to , , and , in that order, with…
- Dano
- May 3, 2014
- 56
Daily Notes
Sergio Santos the Line and Walks the Plank
We’re through just over a month of baseball, and I’m sure there are more than a few players you’d like to see walk the plank…
- Dan Pants
- May 3, 2014
- 67
DraftKings
DraftKings- Derby Day Baseball
So, it's derby-day and fantasy baseball over at DraftKings, what could be better? My guess? Being a jockey in the derby, but to not be restricted…
- Smokey
- May 3, 2014
- 8
OPS Leagues
OBP League Roundup
I figured it was finally time to switch things up and have an OBP-only post every now and then (thanks to the many of you…
- Tom Jacks
- May 3, 2014
- 24
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Stroman Buylanski
has a slide piece that would make John Popper jealous. Last year, he was just as dominating, so it's not like this came out of…
- Grey
- May 2, 2014
- 1017
Deep Leagues
Deep Impact (Sorta, Kinda, Maybe): Page 3 Starting Pitchers
Let me preface this post with the following: the next one will be much deeper. [Ed. Note -- That's what she said!] I'm talking 0%…
- Dano
- May 2, 2014
- 53
DraftKings
DraftKings – The King Fancies a Friday Guarantee
“Schlurricane is the hottest sharp in daily fantasy sports! Nobody, and I mean nobody, can rival his recent success! He’s got today’s locks and I…
- Schlurricane
- May 2, 2014
- 20
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Cingrani And SoDL
The other day I said that I smelled a Disgraceful List stint coming for from a dead arm, then yesterday the Reds announced Cingrani had…
- Grey
- May 2, 2014
- 427
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Disgrace/Delight: The Inglorious Fall of Tehol Beddict
Ever had one of those years where everything that could conceivably go wrong, does? I can tell you all, 100 percent honesty, that this has…
- LT Murray IV
- May 1, 2014
- 142
Closers
Closer Report
If you cheated and looked ahead before reading, shame on you! But, for those who didn't, I am attaching my cart to . Not only has…
- Smokey
- May 1, 2014
- 68
DraftKings
DraftKings – Let’s Sacrifice Our Souls For This Santana
Carlos Santana provides the back drop for today's headline of the May Day Draft Kings special. Well it's not a special contest but it happens…
- J-FOH
- May 1, 2014
- 32
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Head & Shoulders Above The Rest
doesn't really know what's going on unless Twitter tells him. He tweeted out Mike Napoli's phone number. He watches Shark Week. He has a big…
- Grey
- May 1, 2014
- 614
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Prospect Power Rankings — Week 5
Ranking prospects for fantasy purposes is a tricky exercise. The variables involved are constantly in flux — talent emerges, talent regresses… opportunity comes, opportunity goes……
- Scott Evans
- April 30, 2014
- 134
DraftKings
DraftKings – Mad Max is the Scher Thing
Before we jump into the cash-filled DraftKings pool, let your humble-but-nonetheless-handsome Guru pull on your coat about something cool happening here that will change your…
- The Guru
- April 30, 2014
- 27
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Bauer Set To Restart Ticking Clock?
was bumped from the rotation. Do I smell a 400-foot, long-tossing fool from Columbus, Ohio that has a rap group that plays to sell-out shows…
- Grey
- April 30, 2014
- 807
All Podcasts
The Razzball Podcast — The One Where We Do Our Last Podcast And Prep For First Radio Show
Easy now, pardner. We're not doing podcasts anymore, but we are going to start doing a daily radio show as of next Monday. Our fantasy…
- Grey
- April 29, 2014
- 396
Razzball Commenters League
RCL Update, Week 5: I Like The Cut of My Jib
And why wouldn't I? As the District's most profound half-Irish/half-Korean bachelor, I'm a pretty decent fish in this pretty swampy pond. Razzball Commentator J-Money knows…
- Jay
- April 29, 2014
- 55
DraftKings
DraftKings – You Play…You Pay
Weekends are great reminders. So are Mondays. Nearly 50 baseball games through the weekend compete with the number of beers you consume. Lots of baseball…
- Schlurricane
- April 29, 2014
- 13
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
It’s Always Sonny In Grayadelphia
- aka "The Oxymornic Forecast" - stormed through Texas with a 3-hit shutout (6 K's) that netted him his 4th win and an ERA/WHIP of…
- Rudy Gamble
- April 29, 2014
- 441
Fantasy Baseball Rankings
Pitcher Profile: Who The Hell Is This Collin McHugh Dude?
Razzball Nation! I used today's title to try and embody the question everyone is having looking at their waiver wires... Who the hell is this…
- JB Gilpin
- April 28, 2014
- 136
NEWS
Ambulance Chasers: Buying Low and Selling High on Injured Pitchers
Dealing in the misfortunes of athletes is something you do without a heavy heart. Players, like us, feel pain. If you punch them in the…
- SethDaSportsMan
- April 28, 2014
- 78
Steals
That’s So Maybin
One of the perks of getting burned by the same player year after year (in this case ) is that I get to come up…
- Mike
- April 28, 2014
- 77
DraftKings
DraftKings – Our Pets’ Heads Are Fallin’ Off!
I’m just going to assume you’ve seen Dumb & Dumber, and if that’s not the case, drop what you’re doing, go find the DVD somewhere…
- BTXJ
- April 28, 2014
- 18
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
There’s Thumb Thing Harpering Here
...what it is ain't exactly clear. You gotta stop, doctor, take an MRI, see if any ligaments gone awry. Cause this is just more signs…
- Grey
- April 28, 2014
- 904
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Jam It or Cram It: Little Ditty ‘Bout Polanco and Dayan
Back in your humble-but-nonetheless-handsome Guru’s R-O-C-K in the U.S.A. days, I was working for a famous writing Mainer who also happened to own a radio…
- The Guru
- April 27, 2014
- 179
Creeper of the Week
Jack’s Hit of the Week: Don’t Be Ashamed if Your Friends See You Ride This Scooter
In case you missed it, I'm still the Creeper and the premise is still the same. I had a hiccup last week and let my…
- J-FOH
- April 27, 2014
- 73
DraftKings
DraftKings – Brand Ryu
If you believe in luck, it's been a bad scene for me lately. In the span of 48 hours, I lost my front tooth, totaled…
- Mike
- April 27, 2014
- 31
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Minor Accomplishments — Week 4
In his first plate appearance of spring training, a big league camp AB versus David Phelps, turned on a breaking pitch, sending it over the right field…
- Scott Evans
- April 27, 2014
- 166
Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers
Two-Startapalooza: Week 5
As always, probable pitchers are subject to change. For a look at all fantasy baseball streamers, click this link. For some reason, I’m cool with the…
- Pete Nice
- April 26, 2014
- 76
Deep Leagues
Deep Impact: Woulda-Coulda-Shoulda
I’m going to take a different approach to this week’s Deep Impact post and talk about my up-to-this-point woulda-coulda-shoulda team, and point out the surprises…
- Dano
- April 26, 2014
- 25
Daily Notes
Jose Abreu Puts Big Hurt on Rays
Try not to act so jealous, Frank Thomas. A new superstar has arrived in Chicago. After hit a go ahead 2-run home run in the ninth…
- Dan Pants
- April 26, 2014
- 142
DraftKings
DraftKings – Saturday In The Park
So it's Saturday, you ain't got nothing better to do so slide on over to DraftKings. I mean what ekse could you be doing that…
- Smokey
- April 26, 2014
- 10
OPS Leagues
Here She Comes Now Sayin’ Morneau Morneau
Who could have predicted that would have a career revival after moving to Coors Field? Nearly everybody. Yes, he’s clearly benefitting from his favorable home…
- Tom Jacks
- April 26, 2014
- 86
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Jon Singleton Presents “Buyz n the Hood”
Growing up was tough in the Phillies organization. His older brother, Ryan Howard, got mixed up with the "Three Outcome" gang and couldn't get out…
- Grey
- April 25, 2014
- 997
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
The Yardfather, Giancarlo Stanton, Stakes His Claim as New King of Westeros
"He is a prince of Dorne. Men and women will line up to f*ck him until the day he dies." [Game of Thrones spoilers ahead!]…
- LT Murray IV
- April 25, 2014
- 101
DraftKings
DraftKings – There’s A Chavez Ravine In Houston
Stepping aside from my DraftKings role here, I used to feel sorry for coach Porter. He's dealing with all the fluff that won't be in…
- Sky
- April 25, 2014
- 64
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
In Da Klub
Go, go, go, go, go, go. Go, Corey, it is your birthday. We want to party like it is your birthday. *dance like a white…
- Grey
- April 25, 2014
- 480
Middle Relievers
Bullpen Report
Ah, charts with actual stats are so much nicer to look at. The first bullpen report of the year was like reading Playboy in…
- Smokey
- April 24, 2014
- 77
DraftKings
DraftKings – Sure As The Dust That Floats High On April 24th, When Movin’ Through Kazmir
The first time I got a Led Zeppelin album was when I was 11 years old and my brother hooked me up with Led Zeppelin…
- J-FOH
- April 24, 2014
- 37
