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Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Guilty Of Buying The Drury
Is he learning the English language? Is he drunk? Is he trying to say 'drawer' while drunk? Did he have a stroke? Does he just…
- Grey
- May 6, 2016
- 600
Fantasy Baseball Points Leagues
Points Leagues: You Can Have Your Markakis And Eat It Too
Preseason I was telling anyone that would listen to draft . I had him ranked as the 35th best outfielder in standard points leagues. While 37…
- malamoney
- May 6, 2016
- 25
OPS Leagues
OPS Leaguers Unite! One Month Down, Five Long Months To Go
Hello OPSers! Hold up; we need a better name than that. That sounds like we like to add lots of Post Scripts to our letters,…
- Phil B.
- May 6, 2016
- 11
DraftKings
DraftKings: Friar Struck(out)
Contrary to what I previously believed, the San Diego chicken is not in fact the mascot for the Padres. That dubious honor goes to “The…
- MattTruss
- May 6, 2016
- 41
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Astro Of Nominal Height Flashing Astronomical Might
Jose Altuve is on pace for 60 homers. He can't even reach the cereal in the morning! If an opposing manager were to ask to see…
- Grey
- May 6, 2016
- 574
NEWS
Bear or Bull: Yasiel Puig
The "five tool" player (having the abilities to hit for average and power, base-running skills/speed, throwing, and fielding) is one who possesses an incredibly rare set…
- Big Magoo
- May 5, 2016
- 21
Razzball Elite League
2016 REL Dynasty League Update: Week 5
Happy Cinco De Mayo! I certainly know I'll be drinking, as my rebuilding Brewers continue to have pitching numbers go down the drain like after…
- JB Gilpin
- May 5, 2016
- 12
DraftKings
DraftKings: Go With the Flow
Jacob deGrom reminds some of your classic surfer boy. He has a serious flow going on underneath that Mets' cap of his, and as some…
- wheyen3
- May 5, 2016
- 0
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Oh That Pop Is Murph
Daniel Murphy is the hottest homophobe since Kirk Cameron got three offers in one week for three different Christian movies, "A Behind...Left Behind," "Groundhog's Day…
- Grey
- May 5, 2016
- 649
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
2016 MLB Draft Preview: I Don’t Give a Puk If You’re Groomed, Where’s the Moniak?
With the MLB draft right around the corner it's time to start looking at the players entering our prospect sphere and what they could bring…
- Geoff
- May 4, 2016
- 43
NEWS
The Glasnow Is Half Full
It's barely May and we have already seen several anticipated rookie pitchers make their MLB debuts. If memory serves me correctly, it was actually who…
- malamoney
- May 4, 2016
- 56
2023 Fantasy Baseball
No Whammies! Week 5: Stabilization
The first month is in the books. Whew. And what a month it was. If I had the voice of Morgan Freeman, I'd be happy…
- Son
- May 4, 2016
- 26
DraftKings
DraftKings: Goodbye Ruby Tuesday, Hello Rubby Wednesday
Hop in the way back when machine with me, would you? This machine could take us anywhere in time. We might see dinosaurs, the signing…
- Sky
- May 4, 2016
- 17
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Wisler Building A Landmark In New York
Matthew Wisler threw a gem yesterday -- 8 IP, 0 ER, 1 Hit, 2 Walks, 4 Ks, lowering his ERA to 3.24. Or if you…
- Grey
- May 4, 2016
- 791
NEWS
One Man’s Trash: Rich Hill
Velocity. Youth. Durability. These are a few of the traits that are common among breakout pitchers each and every season. This weeks's top add, Oakland A's…
- Big Magoo
- May 3, 2016
- 45
Our Leagues
RCL Update: The Week That Was, Week 4
What a week week 4 was, especially for those RCLers who drafted Dee Gordon. Gordon had an ADP of 21.35 for our RCLs and never…
- MattTruss
- May 3, 2016
- 18
DraftKings
DraftKings: Take a Break Once in Awhile
Once in a while, a break is a good thing. It’s especially a good thing in DFS. Yeah, yeah, I always see people on Twitter…
- AskRotoBaseball
- May 3, 2016
- 0
All Podcasts
Podcast: “I Got Gonorrhea From A Twitter Twerk!”
The Pod returns with a hot new show full of yelling, weirdness, and even with some Grey stalking! That's right, we learn about someone Grey…
- JB Gilpin
- May 3, 2016
- 50
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Devin In A Red Mess
Devin Mesoraco was diagnosed with a torn labrum in his shoulder after missing most of last year with a torn labrum in his hip. My…
- Grey
- May 3, 2016
- 808
Fantasy Baseball Rankings
Manaea Mania! …And The Top 100 Starting Pitchers, Week 5
Man, what a week for starting pitcher callups! Thankfully we're seeing Major League clubs unshy of bringing up their future aces instead of being little…
- JB Gilpin
- May 2, 2016
- 197
Creeper of the Week
Luck Be a Lowrie …And The Top 100 Hitters, Week 5
Ever made a girl swoon for you? Now, obviously I'm writing this from the angle of a guy, asking the question to other guys, even…
- M@
- May 2, 2016
- 62
Closers
SAGNOF Report: Can’t Santana Ya
I hate this. Stupid SAGNOF! Pisses me off to no end. The worst part of the strategy is at times, you have to own guys…
- J-FOH
- May 2, 2016
- 39
DraftKings
DraftKings: Mediocre Monday…. Or Is It?
I usually look forward to Monday’s during the Fantasy Baseball season, but today’s starting pitching has me a little down. Certainly, if you take a…
- Teddy Heater
- May 2, 2016
- 2
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Homered Once, Twice, Three Times A Lawrie
Could this finally be Brett Lawrie's post-post-post-post-post-post-post-post-POST-post hype breakout? I don't want to overrate or prorate or ameliorate a past inveterate obturate to eviscerate execrate, try not to hate,…
- Grey
- May 2, 2016
- 819
Daily Notes
This Week In Razz, Week 4
At this point, we're almost a month through the 2016 MLB season. We are getting close to the point where patience is wearing thin on players…
- Viz
- May 1, 2016
- 15
NEWS
OBP Leagues, Week 5: It’s Gonna Be May
Soooo, I conveniently left my weekly statistics on my work computer that tracked how my suggestions have fared thus far in the season, so you…
- Hodysseus
- May 1, 2016
- 27
DraftKings
DraftKings: Which Ace Do You Want?
Hello everyone, Happy May and welcome to Sunday! We have another large slate, with 15 games on the All-Day docket, and 10 games on the…
- Zach
- May 1, 2016
- 3
Our Leagues
RazzNasty League Update: Mentok The Mind Taker
There's embarrassment and then there's having to cover in detail a fantasy baseball league you're nearly dead last in. So begins our first monthly update…
- Geoff
- May 1, 2016
- 86
Two Start Starters
Two-Start Pitchers, Week 5: The Dark Knight Returns
"Where have you gone Joe DiMaggio? Our nation turns it's lonely eyes to you." Woo. Woo. Woo! Welp, I don't know that even Joltin' Joe…
- M@
- April 30, 2016
- 50
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
You Conley Live Once
threw 7 2/3 innings, of "exciting" no-hit baseball Friday night, striking out seven Brewers en route to his first win of the season. Manager Don Mattingly pulled Conley after…
- Dan Pants
- April 30, 2016
- 132
DraftKings
DraftKings: #LATOS
If you happen to be a non-millennial reading this then you remember a time when # meant “Pound” and didn’t mean “Hashtag”. If you are…
- MattTruss
- April 30, 2016
- 4
OPS Leagues
OPS Leaguers Unite! Hot Dog Breath Or Hot Dog Breath? (And Go Get Ben Paulsen.)
My wife and I have a long running joke on what’s worse, Hot Dog breath or hot dog breath? Hot dogs are a requirement for…
- Phil B.
- April 30, 2016
- 20
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Jose Abuyeu
Yeah, Justin Upton will hit six homers all year and .170. Yup, Jason Hammel will have an ERA under one. You betcha, Gregory Polanco will…
- Grey
- April 29, 2016
- 741
Fantasy Baseball Points Leagues
Points Leagues: Sean’s a Manaea(ter)
Watch out boy she'll chew you up. Oh-oh, here he comes. He's a maneater. I own Sean Manaea in every points league to which I…
- malamoney
- April 29, 2016
- 22
Closers
Bullpen Report, Week 4 – SouthSide Sawx
When looking at the standings, it is usually a great indicator of how well a team is doing by looking at the Hold leaders. It…
- Smokey
- April 29, 2016
- 38
2023 Fantasy Baseball
Frankencatcher: Catcher Targets for Non-Buster Posey Owners
It’s 2016, and that means that most of us will have to make some moves throughout the year to address the catcher position. Long gone…
- mikeMaher
- April 29, 2016
- 35
DraftKings
DraftKings: Do do do do do…Manaea Manaea!
I'm not the first to pander to our Muppets roots with Sean Manaea and I'm sure I won't be the last. I mean, when…
- Sky
- April 29, 2016
- 7
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
MLB Makes A Slap-Flash Decision
In what seemed like a meaningless spring training game, Dee Gordon bunted and it landed 12 feet from home plate. The announcer said, "Wow, didn't…
- Grey
- April 29, 2016
- 541
2023 Fantasy Baseball
Bear or Bull: Jose Abreu
El Grande Dolor. The Cuban Barry Bonds. Oso or Yogi. All of these are phrases and nicknames that have been used to describe Chicago White…
- Big Magoo
- April 28, 2016
- 53
Razzball Elite League
2016 REL Dynasty League Update: Week 4
A month is in the books! We've made it [mostly] through April in our inaugural season without too many issues in our rules-set, while amending…
- JB Gilpin
- April 28, 2016
- 26
