Yesterday, Shin-Soo Choo hit the DL again. Yeah, surprise, surprise. Never would've seen that coming, unless you've followed Choo's career for the last three seconds. In…
Yeah, I did already use this title, didn't I?! Manaea? Maeda? Tomato? Tomatto?! Let's call the whole thing off! What's funny is Sean Manaea and…
'Splash! Thompson hits another! All of California is cheering for this kid!' I just want to hear Vin Scully say that once. Has he? Oh,…
Listen, I'm a realist when it comes to numbers. I understand that trends are written in there somewhere and the analytic guys use their Little…
Nerds Again? Yes, this is my second consecutive week with a Nerds reference, thank you for noticing. Since my Tri-Lamb recommendation went for 28 points…
Yesterday, Sonny Gray hit the Disgraceful List with a combination of ineffectiveness and Grey calling him a preseason schmohawk. My schmohawks: Schwarber, Pollock, Gray, Tulo…
Don't let the title fool you, I am by no means a Styx fan. I actually had to look up who sang this song when…
I had my whole article raring and ready to go with the flow, and then Thursday happened; Michael Brantley down indefinitely, Josh Reddick broken hand. …
Hello everyone, and welcome to Sunday! Just like always, we've got a very hearty 11-game slate on our hands today, with a number of stud…
After serving a 50 game suspension because all he do is smoke mad izm, the Cardinals top prospect Alex Reyes returns this afternoon for AAA…
It was almost 20 years ago. Aaaah, middle school. I remember it like yesterday. Or, well, like twenty years ago. Sweater vests, braces, and bleached…
was 3-for-4 Friday night with his fourth stolen base in four games. Did someone say SAGNOF? Since his return from the disabled list last Monday, Killa Cam…
In a world where humans are fed up with umps missing calls and players getting injured ... Chappie takes the mound! Some people are preaching…
Besides that Eric Prydz catchy a** song, the bullpen situation/decision in Tampa is drawing nearer and dearer to our closer hearts. The return of the…
My years of sitting in French cafes, smoking really long cigarettes and wearing a beret, while sneering at children and puppies, has taken its toll.…
A few weeks ago, I was but a wee lad writing my first article for Razzball, and you were reading that article because you were…
You have to appreciate the classics. I wouldn’t say I’m a jazz nerd or anything, but I do listen to the genre, am familiar with…
Junior Guerra has a backstory that puts the odd in odyssey. The Braves signed him as a 16-year-old catcher out of Venezuela. In 2006, he…
If you're experiencing a sudden case of déjà vu, you might want to schedule a visit with a neurologist. According to Wikipedia, it could be…
BREAKING NEWS! We have an REL franchise for sale by the owner. Unfortunately, the owner of the KANSAS CITY ROYALS is ready to step down…
The Los Angeles Dodgers have a lineup full of left-handed hitters who at some point or another knew how to hit very well. Currently, they…
Tolleson had his cookies tossed for the last time on Tuesday. Or maybe Shawn Tolleson caused his owners' cookies to be tossed? Sounds too passive,…
Greetings!!! Your liege lord, Beddict, has fallen on disastrous times. My goodmen, I was robbed by a thief in the night, the kind of criminal…
I didn't want to open this post with just any old sentence. I needed to come up with an unbelievable opening. Something that screamed brilliance.…
If you walk out that door, you're going to miss a great comeback. Hunt Stevenson kicked ass. And even though he didn't actually meet the…
I remember a time not long ago. A time when the #Barves were the Braves. I think said time predates the hashtag phenomenon which makes…
"Hey, I'll take two home runs from Khris Davis and be more than happy. Oh, who am I kidding? I'll take one homer. Gently farting…
Does anyone remember the sitcom That '70s Show? It was a harmless enough little show, despite the fact that it unleashed Ashton Kutcher upon the…
Are you feeling a little like Jose Bautista as the page turns to week 6 of the fantasy baseball season? Perhaps you aren’t sure where…
The amount of elite pitching available on Tuesday is absurd. First off, it's Kershaw Day and that means you have to decide whether you want…
All of Razzball Nation is feeling punchy this morning after a nice and violent weekend! On today's show, Grey and I talk the Texas brawl,…
A Duvall hasn't looked this good since Popeye starring Robin Williams. You thought I was going Robert Duvall and I steered it into Crazytown with Shelley…
Nothing is a better, giant surprise than a Rubby in the morning! Rubby De La Rosa has always been a guy with a power fastball…
You know how that should go. Countin' money you know how it goes. Pray the real live forever man. Pray the fakes get exposed. Couldn't have said…
You see that old rocking chair in the corner? That's me, mister reliable. Made of wood and literally been around these parts since the dawn of…
Typically I lead every Monday with a solid Starting Pitcher pick but since today's starters are underwhelming at best, we're going to concentrate on some…
Danny Valencia had himself a nice little weekend. On Friday, he hit two homers, then yesterday he became only the third player to ever have a…
We're now through six weeks of the baseball season which is the point where I consider making big changes to my team. No, I don't…
One of my longtime rules of fantasy baseball (and this one is shared by many) is to avoid older hitters. David Ortiz? Never drafted him…
Hello everyone and welcome to Sunday! I'll be frank with you guys, this slate does not instill confidence in me. There are some very good…